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2020

30

Jun

Rita Ora’s Titty Pics are Making the Rounds Again of the Day

With all the 15 minutes of shame or what others are calling No Fun Club and Cancel Culture going on, it’s safe to say that the internet doesn’t forget…people are digging through blog archives, song lyrics, celeb interviews, looking for times they faltered or said something that by today’s standards would be racy or offensive….Norman Lear and his Archie Bunker character who drops the N-Bomb at least once has not yet gone down…but they got Carl Reiner….who’s next?

Point being, internet doesn’t forget works in all of our favor when it doesn’t involve unemployed activists trying to take down people…between taking spread asshole pics for their only fans….so that they can be vapid celebrities that are one day taken down too….

So when the internet works in our favor, we get to revisit NUDE photos of whoever had they nude photo uploaded to the internet….and today’s old nude making a comeback is Rita Ora’s great tits, tits that really gave her a career, because despite saying she’s a popstar or a singer, we’ve never heard her sing, but we have seen her tits, and her tits are great enough to get invited to all the hollywood events…and even to some hollywood bedrooms…keeping the UK Kosovo Albanian around…

So here they are in a pic that is recircling…it’s not new, but it’s not bad…

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2020

30

Jun

Arianny Celeste Ready to Drop Fetish Pics of the Day

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I remember the first time I picked up a pregnant chick porno back in the late 80s at my favorite magazine stand….it was called Ready to Drop and in a lot of ways it has stuck with me for my entire life…not because I liked the dilated cervixes or the water breaking level of pregnancy these desperate models who clearly were in DIRE need to get money to fund their kid’s college education, unless it was for crack…the late 80s was a simpler time for sex work, when the sex workers were all degenerate bottom feeding desparate fucks…rather than middle class girls looking for followers….it wasn’t mainstream…

It stuck with me because it meant pervert dudes were into pregnant chicks spreading their pregnant cunts while lactacting from their big pregnant nipples….repulsive really…at least to someone who finds pregnancy totally alien and confusing despite it keeping our species alive…I just think babies growing inside humans is unnatural…even if it is natural…I can’t relate…

So who are the pregnant fetishists? Why are they into that? Is it because they are so fucking lonely they crave knocking a bitch up and going through that husband of a pregnant chick fucking his baby’s face everytime he fucks his wife struggle…or were they just so perverted that they fell into this “new” and exciting kind of pussy….seeing a woman being her most womanly…how could that not be sensual….to anyone without a brain who sees a HUGE fucking Basketball gut hanging out….which is appropriate since Celeste’s baby daddy is a basketball player:

Here is her tribute to her baby / her announcement that she gave to US WEEKLY…milk it…like you milk that BBALL dick with that UFC Vegas Show Girl Pussy yo.

Dear Baby,

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life! I promise to teach you about the beauty of the world and to love with no restrictions or division. In turn, you have already taught me so much about kindness, empathy, and faith. Through all of this chaos, you have helped me to stay strong and grounded. You are already loved soooooo much!! I can’t wait to meet you my baby!

Love,
Mommy

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2020

30

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of these disconnected celebrities who is reposting memes all day to overthrow the American government. Flexing her celebrity to save the world…but I have a feeling that Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t even run her own instagram and that whoever does is the one taking this angle because celebrities are puppets to a bigger Geppetto which in her case is actually Geppetto because she was created by DISNEY and DISNEY’s puppet master of choice is Pinoochio’s creepy sex doll making dad..

POINT BEING….she takes time from her Black Lives Matter, See People’s Struggles, bullshit meme repurposing…to put up some slutty content of herself for the fans to still want to jerk off to her…you know to get those likes and follows…they are a currency…especially for someone as trash as High School Musical’s own….Vanessa Hudgens..

I do like that she was the first to have leaked nudes, I liked that she didn’t shave her cunt for those nudes, I felt like she was an innovative hipster at Disney who didn’t get fired for being a whore…it meant something…but now I just see her sitting in her mansion that being a vapid twat on TV got her…with her Filipino mom who is out here living that American dream…and I wonder whether she’s even met a poor person besides her mom’s family back in Manilla…does she really have any authority or opinion on the division of America…perched in her castle…she doesn’t get the plight of the working man, black people, or fucking anyone…as far as she’s concerned she’s in the Happiest Place on Earth….so get the fuck out of here with your manipulative brain washing memes that she doesn’t even stand by…because prior to it being trendy…all bitch was doing was song and dance and other vapid and useless things like going to Coachella…her big event of the year…not giving a fuck about anyone…probably ignoring homeless people as she got her smoothies or whatever it is these idiots eat….

So yay, fuck Vanessa Hudgens and her bullshit activism because it’s not fucking real and her behavior goes against all that she’s preaching…it just looks good on IG to the fans cuz it’s trending…media manipulating Disney created fuck.

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2020

30

Jun

Victoria Germyn Hot Model Shoot of the Day

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Victoria Germyn is an IMG model, which may not mean anything to anyone, especially in this era of everyone being a model, but she’s still signed to a “reputable” agency that has been around for a long fucking time….which is better than most instagram models who don’t need actual agencies because they make millions off Only Fans or shitty brand deals like they are some scaled down Kardashian….

I still like seeing models with actual representation because I am an old as fuck dinosaur and that means that they’ve past some sort of test to make it as a model…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I just know that this model who you can see more of on her INSTAGRAM …but her toplessness playing pool with her friends in a thong bathing suit is pretty much more interesting than her instagram….

I like her look.

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2020

30

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Sports Bra of the Day

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It is always interesting when you see a 300 pounder in activewear…I’ve always looked at fat women who dominated the ATHLEISURE clothing market of fitness gear before the non fat girls got on board…because the non fat girls considered the clothing to be for the gym…how to look good at the gym…while the fat women were just forced into the athletic gear as outerwear for a lack of other options….XXL Yoga Pants stretch the fuck out aggressively and have allowed fat girls everywhere to wear pants rather than the bed sheets they’d otherwise be forced to wear….

Now Ireland Baldwin may not be a traditional 300 pounder, because she doesn’t have that obese body because she’s 7 feet tall…but she is definitely a XXL like those fat women, it’s just more proportionate and can be passed off as hot hip to waist ratio and big ol titties….even though she’s a size 60 jean….

This is her pretending to do fitness, when we all know her workout of choice is prescription anti-depressants…

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2020

30

Jun

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…which is probably why millennials are all about eating assholes and sticking things in assholes…unless that’s just because they are raised on porno and are coddled by their helicopter parents…and aren’t millennials basically “boomers” now…with a whole new generation of young perverts out here ready to get pegged….since they are all LGBTQRST….it’s cool to be fluid…in a people are people kind of way because they are all raised on porn and have watched hard dick in pussy for their entire lives…making them more open minded to doing gay shit…because it adds variety to their already maxed out sexual lives….it’s the same reason male celebs probably fuck dude….such perverts doing pervert shit always horny they’re down for anyone…but we don’t need to analyze that weirdness….we just gotta look at thongs, or pussy hammocks that are designed to catch pussy drip…like a pussy drip pan, rather than asshole drip which is probably more e-coli bacteria ridden….but fuck the panty line, let me rub my shitty anus on my pants to avoid that panty line, but let’s keep that pussy covered….

I guess what I am saying is that as an asshole, I relate to assholes, and like Assholes peeking out of thongs…because it is assholes peeking out of thongs….even though not all assholes are created equally…

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2020

30

Jun

Phoebe Price White Panties of the Day

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Phoebe Price would be far better if she wasn’t trying to be famous, you know if she didn’t crave the fame, and instead was just mocking the fame with every outrageous, often poorly put together photoshoot she’s done, because that is where the comedy is in what she does…..

If I knew what Ironic meant, I’d say that if she did celebrity ironically, where each tabloid was a win in the TROLL mocking celebrity culture, instead of each tabloid being a stamp of approval in her delusional mind that she is in fact amongst the celebs, not some satirist who is doing commentary on celebrity….

But she’s still fucking aswesome and I am a fan, whether she ever releases that sex tape I’ve been asking to release for her for years or not…because whatever the motivation is for her…the results are the same…celebrity is a joke….and we need Phoebe’s to remind us of that….she gets the same paparazzi to take pics of her as the other celebs all because she wears silly outfits…because celebrities are useless but Phoebe is the voice we all need!

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2020

30

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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You have heard of CANCEL CULTURE, but have you heard of CANKLE CULTURE?

Her name is Lily Rose Depp, you may know her as the pretentious rich kid raised in a celebrity bubble, who by default assumes she’s a celebrity because despite having cankles and being a solid 4 feet tall is hired by French fashion brands because of her mom’s celebrity, making her seem cultured, worldly, I mean a Euro passport and an American passport and maybe even a Bahamian passport since Johnny Depp owns an island there and the only reason to own an island in the bahamas is for tax evasion….but all those things probably add up to the worst possible person….but despite being the worst, she’s got some hard nipples in a tight tank top because bras are a thing for boomers and hard nipples are a thing that let us visualize her full naked tit in times when we don’t have access to her full naked tit.

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2020

30

Jun

Nina Dobrev Reptilian Humanoid of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a reptilian humanoid because she attracted a lizard while in her green bikini showing off her tits….it is the only thing that explains how some Gypsy from Eastern Europe ended up in LA, having sex with a rich Ginger Snowboarder, after having been on a TV show or two…instead of working the local strip club or webcam site like normal Eastern European immigrants…it is all so peculiar and I blame Canada….and/or her tits…even though those other Eastern European immigrants have tits, they don’t all know how to use them outside of sex work to get a bigger ROI on them…at least that’s my theory….Dobrev was probably a rich kid or at least Middle Class, which in Canada means she can go onto LA and do things like ACT, while other immigrants are just trying to eat and the easiest way to get paid when you’re a girl is tits….so when you don’t have the luxury of middle class Canada life, you gotta go right for the gold….anyway…here are her tits with a lizard.

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2020

30

Jun

Kaia Gerber Booty in Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has been groomed by her mother and their lifestyle in Malibu, to carry on the family torch, or would it be model body, because that’s what they have lined up for her, because celebrity parents were drawn to the light that is celebrity, the glitz and the glam, the self importance with their fans and all that other shit, so they come from a place of being HYPED on the whole celebrity thing, at a level where they want their kids in on the same experiences, but not for money, just for clout, because it’s easy and it feels good when the world celebrates you….

I guess the celeb parents of Malibu are all competitive also, so when they see the ugly Bella Hadid who someone said yesterday looked like a ROBOT, where I’m more into a tranny sex worker, who is RUNNING the model thing, is seen as a top model, is buying 6 million dollar apartments, all while looking like some fucking Palestinian man milking his camel….it gives people like Cindy Crawford hope that since she was a top model, her connections will embrace her daughter as being a trained top model, following in momma’s footsteps, only her daughter actually looks like a potential model…

That’s not to say she’s not a terrible, entitled, white person….we don’t care about any of that, we just care if they look good and Kaia looks good…anything to take the hype from the Hadids and the Jenners is a good thing to endorse to me!

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