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2020

29

Jun

Rita Ora Cultural Appropriation But Topless of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty bold rocking her cornrows like she was born in the Caribbean…especially in this era of Black Lives Mattering that I am going to assume she’s a part of, despite being from the UK, where the immigrants and minorities have free schooling, free health care, like in Canada…and can’t really worry about the plight of the American Black Man because of the color of their skin, because the American black man has it fucking worse…

But yeah, corn rows, braids, dreads, eating Jamaican Patties in Public….all risky fucking behavior that can bite you in the ass.

I assume she’s trying to get cancelled, just to get people to talk about her, I mean the topless selfies from a bitch who is always posting up her tits from every angle to get noticed, despite pretending she’s a pop star who should only need to use her meaningful music to spread her talent and word and the tits an after shot rather than the ONLY thing we know about her…because despite the olive skin, I don’t think Rita Ora is mixed race….I think she’s Alabian from Kosovo…. which aren’t even the blacks of Europe, Sicilians are…but here she is appropriating….the fucking nerve…

Hot tits though.

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2020

29

Jun

Jessica Simpson Country Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is getting a lot of hype for her bikini pics….because I guess she’s turning 40 in a week or two, but more importantly, the breeder who has had a few litters of Simpson babies is not in her fat days….but I am sure she’ll go back to being fat…she yoyo’s like a kid with no friends…or money to buy real actual toys…

Let me tell you my personal experience with these images, you know make a produced image of Jessica Simpson modelling her own bikinis that she’s trying to sell on both her social media as well as at Walmart or wherever she makes her billions a year with her dumb fast fashion for the masses brand….

I saw them on my “news feed” not my “social media feed” because I don’t fuck with Social media….on Friday and thought about posting them over the weekend because I wasn’t doing anything to prevent me from throwing it up…but said “fuck that” to myself because you are unappreciative fucks who don’t pay me to do this shit, so you can see it your damn self on social media and you don’t need my rants about how fat Jessica Simpson has been over the years because bitch clearly likes her Texas BBQ….until Weight Watchers offers her a million dollars to get fit….

The media is hyping her photoshopped body up, but it looks like a 40 year old mom of three or four to me….maybe a 40 year old who goes to Pilates and eats meal salads at Cheesecake Factory….maybe one who wears leggings and other youthful things in public…but who is still a fucking 40 year old chick manipulating with her half nakedness…cow print to remind you of the Texan Longhorn she was just a few months ago…and probably still is because photoshop…but it’s still Jessica Simpson, the least compelling of the popstars of her era…and her big mom titties….that we need to see how they’ve stood up to time, how they hang, what’s with the bikini top bitch, let’s get a little more progressive here.

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2020

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nips in a Tight Dress of the Day

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You may have seen the pics of Eiza Gonzalez in her mother country of Mexico celebrating Pride with her known Gay boyfriend for the media – Timmy Chalomet who also fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles despite his homosexuality…because people are fluid man, don’t label them, or compartmentalize them unless they are BLACK so that you can make sure you fight racism by changing the name of Pancake batter and if you’re lucky your favroite brands will cast black people instead of white people for all their ads…you know MAKE that difference you dumb fucks…..

You may have also seen Eiza Gonzalez defending her racist performances in Mexican TV shows she was a part of, I didn’t read her public statements because we all know she didn’t give a fuck when she was doing it and that obviously passing the buck to the show is the logical thing to do, but when I was 15, I knew Black Face was racist and that was 45 years ago…so get the fuck out of her racist cunt…

I guess that just proves she’s got no soul, will do what it takes to get airtime so she can live her celebrity famous entitled life as an Immigrant in your wonderful America….well, she may not have a soul…but she does have nipples in her tight dress cuz she’s braless and you may like that…even though she’s all plastic surgery lies…

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She was also in a bikini…..when she was pretending to be dating some homosexual actor….and this is her fat ass…

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2020

29

Jun

Shay Mitchell Post Baby Tits of the Day

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I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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2020

29

Jun

Ireland Baldwin at the Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin the failed instagram model, thanks to losing her fucking mind early in the game, giving her hotter, tighter bodied cousin a go at it, since the hotter, tighter bodied cousin had already lost her virginity at 16 to Beiber….groupie shit…..and was in the social circle with the Hadids and Jenners, because being the third tier on that overpaid instagram cake, is better than being Ireland Baldwin….

I have been making fun of Ireland and her sheer size, she’s some Godzilla looking bitch on the beach, rocking prison tats like some biker dyke you’d find at an all inclusive resort looking for sperm from the locals because she’s ready to make a baby with her lesbian wife and they figure black babies are the right babies for our current climate…

I do like that she’s in her picnic blanket / tablecloth check like she was Ana De Armas, with the matching headband, it shows that the slob put some effort into her outfit, knowing the paid paparazzi were there for her….but I really like her knee cellulite…cuz you know you’re a fit fucking woman when even your knees have cellulite….#ModelBody…..if you’re a fucking monster sized model….

I don’t hate Ireland Baldwin as much as I hate her shitty tattoos, I even feel bad she’s a punchline to every Alec Baldwin joke, but she doesn’t seem to give a fuck, probably the meds she’s on….because she’s out here still trying, badly, sure, but trying nonetheless which is more than I’d be doing if I had a trust fund…I’d be couching it right….maybe living in Bali or some other country Russian whores dominate….this whole 8 year attempt to get famous and to be interesting almost in the same place she started is just sad….which is why I always try to promote her when I see her trying…I feel bad…she deserves more hype considering the hype some of these celeb kids get….

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2020

29

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Shitty Tattoo But Nude of the Day

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I know that Aubrey O’Day is some 40 year old fat chick that you barely remember but if you think hard enough you’ll remember…because she was on some DIDDY making of the band TV show that I think was actually called Making of the Band, because I can’t remember basically anything, from conversations to sentences I am writing out mid-sentence….but I can remember Diddy’s show was probably called Making of the Band, despite never seeing it, fuck you internet for turning me into the worst version of WIKIPEDIA ever…

That said, she did Celeb Apprentice, fucked Don Jr, got fat, fucked black dudes, got fit, fucked a Jersey Shore contestant…found facetune or the iphone photoshop and thought “I’ll push my hotness on here” with the most over the top filtered shoots of her being provocative…and now she’s clearly lost her fucking mind official…all these women eventually lose their minds official…because she got a tattoo that goes up her entire fucking body, turning her into what you’d probably want to imagine your decomposing body looks like underground….a nice floral arrangement….cuz you dead….

What I am saying, any redeeming qualities this woman had in trying to be fit and hot are officially “she’s got mental fucking problems”…and we can retire Aubrey O’Day’s jersey as she goes on to do things like “Inked Magazine” and other tattoo conventions. She’s trash.

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2020

29

Jun

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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We’ve established that Bella Hadid is a fucking scam….a rich kid from LA with a reality show mother who fucked around with Rich Guys in Hollywood, marrying at least two of them because that’s what whores do…

It only made sense that her daughters would have the same low hanging fruit whore behavior, because that’s the basic foundation of all young girls raised by whores in Hollywood….they just keep up the momentum and don’t know better.

I assume it’s a lot like being raised by a stripper, seeing how easy mom makes that money, only to follow suit, with more knowledge and skills than the mom because you get all of the mom’s insight as she coaches or grooms you.

I guess it’s what athlete kids are like, you know when you see a NFL player who had a dad in the league, they just have a few more skills having been raised in it….

But Bella Hadid has REAL fucking master of illusion skills, entitled and confident because she was raised in it, but never having the hotness to really carry it….but who needs hotness in this era of everyone is a fucking model, even monsters…

I don’t understand why she’s got this hard, man face, even after all the cosmetic procedures, but she does and it doesn’t matter, if anything, she is just a reminder that the fashion industry threw in the towel on finding actual talent and goes for the people with likes and follows, while the mainstream threw in the towel on bothering to find compelling figures to look up to, instead following what the Kardashians tell them to.

I am obviously not against her showing off her tit in a sheer top, I’ll look at any girl showing off her tits, I just think it’s weird that a “top” fashion model, who looks like a dude, produces such low hanging fruit ONLY FANS level clickbait, but I guess the world is just a bunch of whores..

She is an ugly dude more than of a hot, overhyped, top Model in the fashion industry….but she’s also an overyhyped model in the fashion industry.

Here’s her underboob

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2020

29

Jun

Ana De Armas Titty Pop of the Day

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Ana De Armas is the Cuban refugee, who unlike Elian Gonzalez was able to stay in America, beuse instead of floating in on a raft, she managed to marry some dude from Spain and get out of Communism the European way. That’s where she launched her acting career that has evolved to include babysitting Ben Affleck…

That’s not to see they aren’t in love, but opportunist actors typically have no souls or really no identity, so I doubt she can love anything but herself…but I am sure she plays the communist on rationed toilet paper who eats Russian ketchup on her fries to feel like home….even when she’s pumping gas into her expensive car now that she lives that expensive American life…

I have no idea whether her management forced her to date Affleck to increase her profile in America, or if his team recruited her, and I really don’t care, all these idiots, despite their money and success are trash, uninspiring trash who do the bare minimum creatively to cash in.

I do know that her tit is hanging out of her picnic blanket / tablecloth checker print bathing suit, and that’s alright, but I prefer her tit from HER RECENt NetFLIX SEX SCENE …because a tit without a nipple is just a cancer survivor…or something…

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2020

29

Jun

Anaelle Duguet in Lingerie of the Day

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Anaelle Duguet seems to be a French actress who has what I would assume is an unfortunate name if she lived in America. The French seem to like to name their women after buttholes because between all the hot models named ANAIS, which I know is more “Fennel(anise)” than it is “anus” but it’s pretty damn close. I had no idea that there was a name “Anaelle” so close to ANAL, but you learn something new everyday don’t you.

I chcked out her INSTAGRAM where I discovered what I already knew, and that is htat her life is substantially better than mine. She does far more interesting things and looks far better than most, so I guess that’s a win for her in this competition that is life, but a win for us, because she does lingerie shoots and you can see her nipples, which in France is just a “bikini top”.

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2020

29

Jun

Frontline Workers Being Inappropriate of the Day

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I guess these women don’t fear getting fired, since they are in high demand, because I am a dinosaur aged pervert and remember a time that women would fear losing their job if their nudes ever leaked, so they’d never bother sending them in case it would backfire knowing dudes are perverts who pass the nudes around like some kind of conquest…..

They probably make more money selling their nudes than they do being nurses, but selling nudes takes 10 minutes a day, what else are they to do with their time, not to mention if they only sell nudes they are officially a sex worker and that 2 year technical college class diploma would be a total waste of time, plus being a nurse comes with benefits, health insurrance maybe even a pension contribution…it’s a solid job…one that is needed as the world continues to test positive for a disease that I would argue isn’t the worst disease humanity has faced and not just because humans are the virus on this earth…but because anyone I know who has had it is like “It’s pretty chill”…but none are living in nursing homes so maybe they have the luxury of not fearing the COVID…..like no one fears the covid as they all partied, protested and whatever else has been going on the last few months of who gives a fuck about a pandemic…well these babes and not so babe babes give a fuck about the pandemic…they are finally seen as heroes and not janitors and that’s exciting for them….it brings them the confidence they need to keep up the nudity I guess…