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2020

16

Jul

Jordyn Jones Slutty and in a Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some inbred looking bitch…with an inbred looking face who comes from the meanstreets of Kalamazoo Michigan, but was lucky enough to have a white trash mom with a dream to put her into song and dance so that she could end up in LA doing porn on social media…porn that involves dancing, shaking her ass, showing off her dancer body that will one day be 300 pounds, it’ s just in the MICHIGAN water she was raised on in the trailer I assume she lived in before she was making enough money to buy momma a Land Rover…

I guess she’s also got tits….which is always a sign of “WILL BE FAT WHEN SHE IS OLDER, JUST AS SOON AS THE DANCING STOPS”….because it always eventually stops…it’s just that when it’s still going on, it’s good, at least sexually, because they are trained to know how to move at a Rhythm, which is probably why dancing should be cancelled, it’s like teaching you how to fuck producers when you are older so that you don’t have to become a stripper where your dancing will actually be put to its best use, just not its more lucrative use…

Either way, here she is…

Here she is twerking on a skateboard…because skateboarding has become this mainstream and lame…

Here she is in a bikini….

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2020

16

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is a crowd favorite here at DrunkenStepfather, even though we don’t have actual fans and if we did, this is probably would not their favorite….if anything it’s the kind of post that could make a motherfucker never return to the site again because they don’t want to be caught looking at assholes behind thongs by their wives…they want sports and cars and the whole babe thing is less appealing in this WOKE era of having no testicles and being little bi sexual genderless bitches…

Not that these Asshole Behind Thong pics are all that hot, I’m not the one producing them, it’s girls of the internet who feel instagram doesn’t let them be the full artist they want to be in their content creation bullshit to sell nudes…so they post their assholes to get what they need…and I compile them…not the best of them…some of these are nasty assholes, one even looks as big as my head…BUT they are assholes behind thongs nevertheless, which is convenient since it’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday.

Remember the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

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2020

16

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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It’s amazing to me that the paparazzi haven’t been cancelled yet, because they are basically the equivalent of dudes at the mall taking upskirt pics from the bottom of the escalator, you know, your favorite afternoon activity pre-COVID….

The reality is these celebs rely on the paparazzi to legitimize them as people of interest and oftentimes, the paparazzi are just hired guns or on staff with the celebrity, because it’s all a fucking lie…MEDIA IS A LIE….

So Belle Thorne in Mexico with her estranged boyfriend she’s been apart from for a long time because of COVID, where I assume she’s living in luxury while getting fucked from every possible angle, possibly with her sister involved since she’s a pervert raised on porn….

Remember, she is a Disney Kid, trained to manipulate the media while pretending to love her fans, so anything she does is contrived bullshit, that’s the hollywood dream motherfuckers.

She’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s ok….even if it’d be better if these were more naked.

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2020

16

Jul

Dakota Fanning O Face of the Day

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Dakota Fanning creeps me out because she’s been in the hollywood game for a very fucking long time, since was three or some shit, and that just makes me uncomfortable…like lock up her fucking parents who exploited their kid instead of letting her get to work as an adult like a normal fucking person…it is abuse no matter how much money they make or how many Oscar nods they get…let that talent brew you shitty fucking opportunistic fucks who don’t even care about your own kids because you only care about money and fame…fuck you.

That said, Dakota Fanning creeps me out….so I can’t get behind her simulating sex for her “craft”, but I am sure some of you can, so here it is.

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2020

16

Jul

Inbar Lavi Almost Pubic Bone of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone gives a fuck about Inbar Lavi, or ???? ?????, but she’s an Israeli actress who left her mark on American in 2012 on an MTV show called Underemployed that I guess was a real hit, then she was on Prison Break, then Imposters and then in some shit called LUCIFER.

She’s 33 years old, living that American dream as a celebrity, stealing those American jobs like she was one of those undocumented immigrants you are all mad about and building walls to keep out, despite access to airports…. only I assume she’s got all the proper visas in place so that she can freely live her best American life she’s been here since she was 17.

She’s in a bikini, showing you where her big bush probably would be sticking out, but instead she waxes, it’s part of the American fucking dream I guess…not having a massive bush, even if she looks like she’d be hairy and even though hairy pussy is hot.

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2020

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne is Fucking Kaia Gerber of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some evil predator as far as I’m concerned and she’s taken a liking to babysitting Kaia Gerber, in part because lesbians can groom young girls as well as dudes can, just ask Ellen and her Wayfair pillow, but also because Cara Delevingne was an overhyped media scam that made no sense and eating the soul of the younger “it-girls”…is just what they do…Illuminati shit.

I don’t know what these idiots are up to or what they are protesting, I just know that Cara Delevingne is a fucking creep and not even a hot creep which is really the big mystery in all of this, like how did such a pile of shit become a “top model”….LIES man…that’s how….it’s all just bullshit.

Anyway, if you or someone you know knows Kaia Gerber, send her a text and make sure she’s not a victim of a sexual predator….because based on her brother’s insanity that you can google, they were obviously raised in a fucking weird setting amongst weird people, with a mom who who stage parented them hard….even though she’s Cindy Crawford…

PS….these idiots don’t care about any political, social or meaningful activism, it’s all for ego, bullshit, media coverage…so don’t believe ANYTHING a celebrity has to say, they are fucking puppets..by definition…they are fucking puppets.

Losers.

Kaia looking bored with her hand up for justice

And then Margaret Qualley was all like “but I thought I was your boyfriend”

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2020

16

Jul

Bella Hadid’s Nipple for a Magazine Shot by her Pervert Titty Loving Sister of the Day

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Bella Hadid barely showed some nipple for this shitty shoot by her pregnant sister GIGI….perverted right, but not in the Hadid family where daddy probably made sure the girls were always topless you know because narcissists fuck their own kids and rich weirdos from LA are typically narcissists.

So this is for some magazine because they are clickbait media whores and wouldn’t bother doing it unless there was some inherent value to doing it, which in this case is to keep their relevance and celebrity they don’t deserve alive.

They are rich kid groupies who no only got knocked up by a pop star they probably used to have posters of, you know because she’s just that creepy and lame…rich kids ya know…but who used being groupies as a way to get into the fashion industry as models while reducing the quality of top paid fashion models…to weird doughy faced freaks who probably should have been kept attention seeking on instagram…but since fashion is lame they’ve got this career…

So Gigi and her Deep Voice despite her Adam’s Apple being shaved down, rocking the sponsored content like money grubbing whores…captured Bella braless in a t-shirt, with nipple visible to prove how easy it is to do photoshoots now, even some idiot like GIGI can do it….making photography a totally irrelevant profession….and Top Modelling an actual farce…

She just posted these shitty photoshopped / black and white pics of her transgender body in a bathing suit on her feed:

More importantly she posted this TUCK GAME STRONG panty flash in fuck me boots or GoGo Boots that may or may not be her lame as fuck dick…

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2020

16

Jul

Devon Windsor Sucks at Youtube of the Day

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I was googling some unrelated shit and came across this video of Devon Windsor doing a “bikini haul” video….

This is just to prove how usesless the whole “influencer” from instagram thing is, this shit is fucking flimsy because I am sure over 50 percent of the followers are robots, you can buy that shit for cheap to give the illusion that you matter and the other 50 percent is made up of 99 percent of the girls you see with followers are dudes jacking off, while the other 1 percent are women into the girls because they know dudes jack off to them, and no one is following this bitch because of her life tips or life hacks you know for people who want to live as a rich married model….

Influencers fucking suck….

So when I came across this video, which was posted a month ago to promote the models “bikini line” because like having an Only Fans, doing a bikini line is what they all do….and the video only had a solid 9,000 views…

A fucking Victoria’s Secret model with millions of “followers” doing a bikini haul, the most ridiculous clickbait on Youtube and only 9,000 views….out of her 65k followers on Youtube…2.1 million instagram followers….but 9,000 views…what a fucking loser…

NOT TO MENTION this 20 Minutes of a model trying on bikinis…and only 9000 people care…enough to watch it….when BIKINI HAUL videos normally get 1,000,000 views from random girls trying on bikinis, it is the go to “let’s go viral” attempt.

Devon Windsor is not just an average hot chick trying to get famous, she’s been a VS model since 2013…and only 9000 views…..she’s probably got millions of dollars, I assume her husband has millions of dollars and only 9000 views….HILARIOUS…

SUCKS TO FUCKING SUCK…

Luckily, I am here giving her that helping hand to go viral, even though it’s clickbait that failed and she should be punished for it…

Not that I am more influential than she is, or as well paid as she is, but I bet I can get more than 9000 views if I did a bikini haul….unfortunately I am not going to bother proving that…

Instead I’ll just put her up here and in a week, she’ll likely have double the views, becaus that’s just how powerful DrunkenStepfather is….more powerful that Devon Windsor…that’s for fucking sure….

Maybe her advertisers should start paying me, clearly she’s legit irrelevant…and her YOUTUBE clickbait fail is the proof…

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2020

16

Jul

Delivery Guy Lucks Out and Other videos of the Day

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Woman VS TikTok Girl in a Bikini

This is the bikini she was protesting..

Walgreens in SF Getting Robbed in Plain Sight…

Woman Washes Window Like a Psychopath…

Truck VS People

Bull Chasing Truck…Because His cow was Taken From Him….But After Seeing the Video the Sale was Reversed and they were reunited! Animals man…

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2020

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s everyone doing in these keep everyone divided times….

While the government tells you who you can and can’t hang out with and at what distance between those people that you must keep to hang out…It’s some mom not wanting you hanging out with the bad kids at school…only you’re all fucking adults…you’re all fighting over political parties like it fucking matters…because you were all raised on “Good Vs Evil” hollywood movies…because why be a decent human being with each other despite our differences in opinions, color, races, etc…let’s GO TO WAR….idiots.

None of this really apply to me, because I am happily a reclusive who doesn’t interact with actual humans….but it’s funny to watch all you “social” creatures try to navigate hanging…try to navigate different opinions

So as people fight over canned beans based on what political party the people who make them support…..I’ll just be here looking for tits to laugh at.

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Eva Amurri Bikini and Blow Up Pal
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Camille Kostek in a Sexy Photoshoot
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Jake Paul’s Pandemic party
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Kate Bosworth Seductive Top
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Hot Model Jordanna in her Panties in Bed
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Russell Westbrook Was Hanging Poolside in Vegas Prior to Positive COVID-19 Test
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Aaron Rodgers is Rumored to Have Traded in Danica Patrick for Actress Shailene Woodley
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Nasty Gigi Hadid and her Baby Bump Reveal
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The Podcast You Will Masturabte
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Chick Fighter Pilot Explains the Cockpit
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The is Something I would Buy if I Was Better at the Internet – The Golden Girls House!
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Skyler Grey Popping a Squat
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Plane Flying Upside Down
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Mavericks Star Luka Doncic’s Model Girlfriend Anamaria Goltes is Chasin’ the Sun in Her Bikini
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Heidi Klum Looks hot and Fit at 47
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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