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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin, who is probably best known for being a punchline people Roast Alec Baldwin with, you know since he called her a pig, and since his roast was 90 percent about how shitty of a dad he was to Ireland, which I assume he put in the ROAST contract since she was in attendance at the roast, you know to show her disapproval on national TV as it was the only way for her to get on TV, because I am sure she’s over being called a pig, since she’s turned into a fucking cow.

What I am trying to say is that no matter what she does, no matter how naked she gets on the beach, no matter how big she ends up being, at least physically..she’ll always just be an Alec Baldwin punchline….because despite being semi proportionate….she’s a fucking monster…but with every monster comes monster tits….and I appreciate that!

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2020

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesdays of the Day

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It’s that time of the week where I actively try to turn anyone who may happen upon this site, directly around and basically escort them out the front fucking door, with a goodie bag that includes one serious reason why you should never visit this site….

BUT in my defence, I am not the person taking pics of my mangled panties and putting them on the internet like they are hot and not like they are some medical emergency that requires some fucking YOGURT, Cranberry Juice, or anti-biotics.

I realize the pussy is a wonderful self cleaning machines that shits out babies and periods….but when it is out of context a soiled pair of panties is just fucking gross…I mean no offence to you perverts with dirty panty fetishes ever since you were a kid and you’d hit your mom’s laundry basic….

What I am trying to say is that Wet Spot Wednesday is my least favorite post, it grosses me out in this era of never being grossed out, and that is enough reason for me to keep it going…because it actually means something….

If there are repeats in this, it’s because I try not to look at them or cross reference them to other Wet Spot Wednesday panty pics…

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2020

Jul

Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff Assumes the Right Position while Bike Riding with Tits on a Bike…of the Day

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Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff is not David Hasselhoff’s daughter, which is who I assumed she was when I first saw the pics, before remembering that Hasselhoff’s daughter is about 400 pounds…and 200 of those pounds are her tits.

Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff is his 40 year old wife that he’s been married to for the last 2 years and like his daughter, she too has tit….but without the obesity.

I did a quick google search because I need to bring some value in these nonsensical posts about bitches we don’t care about, or pussy that we don’t need to know about, so long as you see the pics, you’re good.

It turns out she was a shop assistant from Wales when she met, so dude moved in, swept her off her feet and gave her that celebrity life where she can show off her body for the paparazzi the way she probably always wanted to, but never knew how, seeing as she wasn’t all that ambitious as an assistant at a shop, not even the manager at the shop or owner at the shop, I mean she was working retail into her 30s….

Apparently, Hasselhoff was hosting British Got Talent, since he’s the expert on Talent, despite not having talent, no matter what the Germans say, I will not subscribe to his music….and she approached him for a pic, which turned into sucking his dick for the last 10 years….reminding any of you that if you’re as hot as this at 40, you too can fuck senior citizen celebs you see in random places, you just have to ask for the selfie and you’re in.

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2020

Jul

Chad Goes Deep Brings It with this “Handing Out Free Masks” Video and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Girl Getting Arrested

Idiot Gets Killed by Cops For Not Wearing a Mask / Stabbing Someone For Asking him to Wear a Mask

Woman Leaves Gas Pump in Car

Mad at Planet Fitness

Another Mad About Mask Rules…

Grown Man Mad About Mask Rules…

Drifting Cement Truck

Man Fights McDonald’s Worker Over Mask

Man Fights Over Mask

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2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was thinking about what I could do today and though…maybe I should get on board and start trying to cancel everything, since it’s the thing to do….

Then I was thinking, I’m more the kind of person who would partner up with everyone that is cancelled no matter how horrible they are for the LOLz, knowing that it would piss people off, which is one of my most favorite things to do on the internet….but then I realize, even cancelled people are too good for me….snobs…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Some Model has a Flower in her Butthole
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Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer Started an OnlyFans Account
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Lili Reinhart is Making Out with her Dog!
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Tyra Banks is the New Host of Dancing with the Stars
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Japan’s PSA for COVID Safety at the Amusement Park!
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Really Slutty Bike Tricks
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Yana Wex in Lingerie Posing with Flowers
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Charlotte Flair Says Her WWE Absence is Due to Issues With Her Boob Job
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Kera Booysen Modeling Lingerie!
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Female Super Featherweight Mikaela Mayer is an Absolute Knockout
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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2020

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not anti-American, but I will say that America’s Funniest Video…is when I realized the masses or the mainstream of America are idiots….I am sure I could think back to before the 90s to when I realized the mainstream was idiots….but I can’t think that far back and but did ya’ll really believe those “kid kicking ball into dad’s testicle” videos? The lamest of staged viral video that people WANTED to believe is real…and ya’ll are the same people on the internet throwing tantrums….not knowing what to believe but believing it all cuz YOU’VE BEEN GROOMED….

The media man, always lying even when it’s Bob Saget…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Josie Canseco Needs Help Getting into her Shorts
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Christina Aguilera Live from Her Backyard!
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Female Super Featherweight Mikaela Mayer is an Absolute Knockout
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These Fortnight Streamers are Way Too Rich
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Japan’s PSA For COVID-19 Amusement Park Safety….
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Iza Goulart has a VERY FIT BOOTY
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Megan Thee Stallion in a Skimpy Bikini
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Female Super Featherweight Mikaela Mayer is an Absolute Knockout
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Tana Mongeau and her friend Abby Rao in a SEE Through Bra….
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Rita Ora Twerking and Holding Up a Booty!
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Designer Explains Why Patrick Bateman’s Business Card is Terrible
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Someone Tried to Sneak Live Crabs Through Airport Customs
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Tom Bergeron Out as Host of Dancing with the Stars- They Will Probably Replace Him with an Influencer
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Kate Bock in SI SWIM
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PGA Golfer Lindsay Hoskins Had a Pool Day
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Olivia Munn is Proudly Asian
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Impossible Bounty Hole VS Mega Trucks
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Naya Rivera’s Final Moments
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How Illegal Items are Destroyed at JFK
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Really Hot Model Named Josefine Justesen Round-Up
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez Shows Off Her Twerking Skills in a Hot Workout Video
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January Jones Bikini on Instagram
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Raymond Daniels’ Knockout Blow
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Kanye Has 2% of the Voters
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Woman Calls Cops on Guy Sitting in Car Outside his House
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Ireland Baldwin Got the Hard Nips!
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Porn Star Kendra Lust Sends Real Madrid Fans into a Frenzy After Wishing Star James Rodriguez a Happy Birthday
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Em Rata’s in a See Through Top Because That’s her Talent
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Using Fire to Remove Bulldozer Tire
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Odell Beckham Says He Almost Retired After Breaking His Ankle in 2017
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Nadine Velazquez Nipples in the Pool…
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Dove Cameron’s New Movie!
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The Parking Lot Shopping Cart Vigilante is Hilarious
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Christian McCaffrey and Culpo Took a Victory Lap on a Paddle Board to Celebrate Olivia Culpo Landing the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover
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Hot Model Hanging the Linens on the Clothesline!
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Amazon Delivery Driver Gone Nuts
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The NBA Bubble Hotline Is Getting Tips!
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This is One Reason You Need a Boat
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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Jenga
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It is Windy as Shit
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s At Home Bikini Photoshoot
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Lucky Fucker…
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are Pretty LOLZ
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit All the Pics!
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Sofia Richie in Leggings Getting Juice
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Ashley Benson in Shorts Pumping Gas
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Lucy Hale Tight Body in Leggings
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Hayley Roberts Bike Riding with Tits on a Bike…
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Paris Hilton Riding a Bike…
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day
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Ashley Roberts Hard Nips!
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Katherine McPhee in a Black Dress…
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Malin Ackerman Short Shorts..
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Margot Robbie in Short Shorts
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Naked Camping B
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Maya Valentine in Lingerie
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TRIX VIVIER NUDE SCENE FROM “TRACKERS”
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Kelly Brooke Throwback Topless!
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This Bitch is STARVING
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Yasmin Lopez Hot Booty
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Giving HEAD.
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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5 Tinder Hook-Ups, These Young folks are Slutty
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Blonde’s Oil Rub Down
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A Bunch of Hot cameltoe
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MEG MYERS NUDE PHOTOS ULTIMATE COMPILATION
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They Call This “NO Chance”
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I wonder if this is Really a Cop Having Sex on the Side of the Street
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White People Titty Things
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Dagny Backer Johnsen TITTIES!
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2020

Jul

Katy Perry Pregnant and in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I’ve assumed Katy Perry was pregnant her entire career, because she’s one sloppy bitch, but seeing her actually pregnant is pretty fucking vile, because now that pile of slop has a valid excuse for her sloppy, taking loads up inside her, but more importantly, there’s a fucking child growing inside her.

Never have I wished we were in the 1800s as much as I do here today, because the chances of her dying in child birth are slim to fucking none….

So we will be exposed to more of her shitty, like REAL fucking shitty pop music and awkward dancing that NO ONE likes, yet it still exists….only we’ll know her genetic line has continued.

Orlando Bloom should be fucking ashamed of himself, this is that fat girl one night stand regret that just got worse because you knocked her up that drunken night you found her at the pizza spot after the club…and now you gotta continue talking to her because you have a kid together until the end of fucking time….forever a reminder of how your boner gets you in trouble when available pussy is available…probably how someone with herpes feels every time a scab pops up…like “why didn’t I jack off”.

What I am trying to say is that this is the fucking worst…and that Orlando Bloom’s memoir will forever be “From Miranda Kerr to Dog Shit Real Fast”…..

Katy Pery the scam of the 2000s still scamming…

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2020

Jul

Sydney Sweeney on A Boat of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the most hype new actors that has given me hope in the new generation of Hollywood..

The reason she gives me hope is because some hot young set of MASSIVE tits that get naked in movies, because that’s the trend across the world for people of her age on social media…you know to get naked…so if you need someone to represent that at the “corporate” or “studio” level…she needs to get naked too….and this one does.

She’s one of the only new actors who has come from the industry, rather than from social media, which I think is great, you know FIND me the pussy the isn’t played out and lame as shit on social media, even if I know she’ll end up being lame as shit on social media, it’s different when she starts off with 500k follower from her legitimate work…

That’s why when I shit on celebs for lowering themselves to be social media influencers, I mean it, you’re better than that…I still buy into CELEBS being CELEBS…while social media influencers are just dog shit clout chasing flimsy fucks who get naked.

SO Sydney Sweeney gives me hope of a more naked, bustier, Hollywood as it tries to take on or take out or takeover Social Media…and I am a believer…

You see, I like the filters and layers of rejection that happen to vet a new star within the industry. I don’t like seeing a good digital marketer get to the top from their own hustle…which is usually one viral video that is rarely THAT good.

It just makes for a shitty personality that doesn’t know rejection…or how to work it, while I’ll just assume Sydney Sweeney knows how to work it….in her specific situation, it’s probably pretty easy, those tits are hard to not use to her advantage!

Something that I assume other girls will soon target “busty girls’ where they start shaming women with tits to cut off their tits so that they can all be on equal footing in this fight against the patriarchy.

Luckily, we aren’t there yet!

Here she is with her big tits on for Rihanna’s Lingerie brand

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2020

Jul

Chanel West Coast Bikini of the Day

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Chanel Westcoast is a beacon of hope for all those reality stars from the 90s, because I assume she’s a reality star from the 90s, I never really watched MTV, I’m from Canada and I feel like I am a better person for missing out on great hits like Real World, Jersey Shore and The Hills or whatever other bullshit you got stuck watching because of a girl you were fucking or trying to fuck, but never got to fuck because you’re a fucking simp bitch and girls don’t fuck you…

It’s one of those “I just came to jerk off to Spice Girl Music Videos, why the fuck are you making me watch some Orange Country trash working as a receptionist at a pro skater who makes way too much money for being able to do tricks on a plank of wood’s balling office”….

This is that receptionist, who proves that there is life after reality TV, so long as you put your fat ass in various states of undress on the internet…the FANS will still care…but barely…it is flimsy low quality boring shit….but it is half naked and I reckon she can probably keep it up another 10 years because there’s photoshop, botox and all the other shit J.Lo does to pretend her pussy isn’t some dried up herpes pile of baby making flesh you’d expect to find at the old folks home when changing fucking diapers…fucks.

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2020

Jul

Maya Hawke Stripping of the Day

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Ya’ll know that I am a big fan of the hilariousness of the celebrity spawns. Some are far less annoying, dare I say even cool, because they’ve been raised in this bubble…while others are the fucking worst.

Maya Hawke sort of walks that FINE line of she could be garbage, but she’s got tits, which alone give her a level of entitlement in everything she does, amplified by her dad being legend Ethan Hawke and her mom being Man Hand Uma Thurman, I guess also a legend whether I thought she was worth jerking off to over the years or not is pretty irrelevant.

That said, Maya’s got that entitlement you’d expect to be an actress too, maybe she’s been trained to act by her parents who probably are irritating types that think acting is a legit talent and skill set, rather just nonsense…that I am sure is VERY easy to do when you get over the whole being shy from feeling like a total asshole trying to act.

So, the girl who’s lived a life none of us understand is acting, trying to make a name for herself, using her dad’s last name while doing it, and more importantly, she’s being put to good use, since her best physical trait is her tits, so they’ve got her out here with her tits out…

Under the circumstances, she doesn’t annoy me.

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