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2020

25

Jun

Kelly Gale Sideboob Sunset of the Day

Kelly Gale Sideboob Bikini Sunset

Kelly Gale is some Victoria’s Secret model who has some pretty big tits, which is convenient, since she’s some Victoria’s Secret model, where tits are, or at least were celebrated before the company that funded the most famous underage girl trafficker, decided to pretend they are woke for marketing purposes as they are barely surviving COVID…

She posted up some clickbait attention seeking pics of herself, her tits, and her ass in bikini because when you’re a bikini or underwear model that has made it to the top in terms of “Mainstream” bikini and underwear modelling, it is basically your duty to keep up the momentum of your one trick pony hustle….no complaints here….not to mention all these girls know they get WAY more likes on their smut than on their boring shit.

Case in point, this picture got 70,000 LINKS, where her “Protesting Pic” got 16,000 Likes.

Her black square for Black lives matter got 11,000 likes…where this naked in the shower pic got 85,000 likes…

In a world addicted to likes, it fires off the dopamine, your audience pretty’s much tells you which direction to continue in….

She is 25, Swedish, Australian and Indian…and she’s pretty substantial….no hate here, I mean look at the shit she’s producing. It’s good.

Kelly Gale Sideboob Bikini Sunset



Posted in:Kelly Gale

2020

25

Jun

Ireland Baldwin PPE and a Bra of the Day

Ireland Baldwin PPE Bra

Ireland Baldwin has finally found her calling, show off them big Baldwin titties, you’re a celebrity kid, or in her case the kid of Two celebs that came together, assuming Alec Badlwin isn’t a selfish lover, and created this 6 foot, 190 pounds pile of shit that hasn’t been able to break out on the internet despite her working on it for what must be 6 years now.

I am blocked from all her social media, so I just see the crab that surfaces to the top, and I always appreciate seeing her get more and more exhibitionist with the tits, since tits get hits…and since I love tits…and since I love girls who were raised in the weirdest of bubbles, I mean being raised in that celeb life must be fucking strange, only to hit social media to realize she’s not as important as her cousin, who she probably always felt more important than, because her parents were the more famous ones….

All this to say, I like where she’s taking her damaged good, prison tattooed, broken rich girl who has been in and out of rehab trying to deal with her identity crisis, being a constant punchline to a joke, despite having tits, and most importantly being second string to Hailey Bieber Baldwin…

This is the good work, the best work, the work she should be doing at all times! Looking good Ireland Baldwin…almost good enough for Harvey’s leprechaun dick…you know cuz of the gangrene…if only he wasn’t in prison.

Ireland Baldwin PPE BraqIreland Baldwin PPE Bra

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2020

25

Jun

Jojo Nude and Wet of the Day

Jojo Nude Video

Jojo Nude Video

Jojo Nude Video

Jojo made a song about your penis called “SMALL THINGS”….because I guess she’s comfortably built up that audience after abandoning celebrity for half a decade back when she was 18….only to come crawling back to ride off her fame, or “notoriety” knowing that nostalgia is in and that all her fans will still be around for her nonsense…especially the gay ones.

So along with flashing her tits on instagram, like full tits on instagram, because she’s got big tits, she’s also filmed a video for one of her songs and it’s a very shit song…but a reminder that you don’t need real talent these days to get paid….

The video features a strategically naked JOJO, but more importantly it’s got some back-up dancer nipple in her sheer bra, probably a FENTY bra because Jojo’s one of their ambassadors…using those titties from all angles I guess.

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Posted in:JoJo

2020

25

Jun

Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland Cleavage

Sarah Hyland looks like the ugly kid from the Christmas Story, which is convenient because Christmas is in 6 months from TODAY….what are the fucking chances…

This nerd bitch who I mean is a nerd bitch and not because she’s wearing glasses. You see lazy porn titles and lazy bloggers call anyone in glasses a nerd, but Sarah Hyland is a fucking nerd. Whether she tries to sexualize herself by having her little tits out or not, she just lame as fuck from every angle. Her soon to be husband is a fucking nerd, she’s a fucking nerd, and when they watch their reality shows on IG live, they are fucking nerds.

I understand people are drawn to celebrities because they see them on TV and I hope that Sarah Hyland is typecast and forgotten now that her show is over because she has nothing to offer…because even her titty pics like this are ruined because Sarah Hyland the troll fuck….

Since she can’t even keep her own damn Kidneys around because she’s so toxic, and has had to have Two transplants from relatives….because even her Kidneys are like “We out”….it’s safe to say that we shouldn’t be sticking around until there’s actual porn going down, not this weird preemie looking mutant freak….

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2020

25

Jun

Shay Mitchell No Pants for TikTok of the Day

Shay Mitchell has got onto TikTok, because that’s the world we live in. These attention whores will do anything for attention, like hump the air in various states of GLAMMED UP or HALF DRESSED….if there is a platform for them to do seriously embarrassing and DUMB shit that I like to think is beneath someone of Shay Mitchell’s stature, and I think very low of Shay Mitchell’s stature, I mean she’s some Canadian rich kid who got lucky getting cast on some show, I don’t think it required much effort beyond being a rich kid with a dream that the family could afford to invest in. I do think she’s clever to have realized how easy it is to produce your own content and that you can monetize directly from and to your fans, so why bother being traditional…when it’s just this easy….but as a new mom, with money, maybe she should be parenting, instead of orchestrating this hump the air dance that is now a TikTok trend because we’re all perverts and those addicted to the VIEWS are giving us what we want so they get those views….

I prefer this version of that TikTok Trend.

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Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2020

25

Jun

Busty Swim on TikTok of the Day

This is some trending video on TIKTOK, an app I don’t use because I don’t really give a fuck about people doing song and dance, pranks, challenges and stunts…the world is annoying enough as it is, I don’t need to subject myself to that.

I do know a lot of dudes loving TikTok because it’s a lot of half naked slutty girls being slutty for views, knowing that the SIMPS exist and that the day they turn 18 they’ll have to sell their panties to them, which will be much easier once they establish their millions of TikTok fans platform….because the girls on TikTok from all I’ve heard and seen are Chris D’Elia approved if you know what I mean….but like I said, I don’t fuck with TikTok…

I saw this on YOUTUBE, which I guess is repurposing TikTok, monetizing their content because they can even if it is inappropriate, or even illegal underage girl shit. So I did a quick search to see that in the last 22 hours it had 1.7 million views, so apparently you are all fucking Marine Biologists into fat girls who may be in KOREA based on the username, doing an underwater swim like you’re at a modern day sea world, where the whales are actually slutty girls showing off their big tits.

Who fucking knows, this is what viral looks like though, pretty basic…

Posted in:TIKTOK

2020

25

Jun

Girl Reviews her Discount Titty Job of the Day

I just accidentally saw this video of some idiot girl who went from an A-Cup to a DD-Cup, which seems like a dramatic jump, but if you’re going for the tits, go big or go home….

But the funny thing in this story is that she got DISCOUNT titties, she literally googled “Cheap Implants Miami” and went for it…because why the fuck not, she’s gotta do whatever it takes to get to that “INFLUENCER” level she craves being…and she can’t do that without the tits. It’s good to see that America has its priorities in the right place..

So this idiot flies down to get her 2000 dollar titties and this is her 1 year later review…it’s not all that exciting, but I thought it was such a stupid story I had to post it up for you to collectively laugh at this idiot…..

Check out her scars:

Maybe when you want fake tits to be like a Kardashian, you sell a few more pairs of panties, or save a bit more on the tips….there are some things you probably shouldn’t buy on discount, but then again, I had no idea you could get tits for this cheap….

You can follow her on instagram HERE where she has under 500 followers, which is sad when you factor in the efforts she’s gone to get tits to get hits…

Do it for the GRAM motherfuckers…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2020

25

Jun

Walmart Lingerie of the Day

Walmart’s got some REAL fucking smut!

I live in Canada, so I have access to a potentially totally different Walmart than you, but I can’t be too sure, you too may be exposed to the SMUT that is WALMART”s lingerie section….

For whatever reason am on the Walmart email blast, it was probably because I ordered groceries from the evil empire during the peak of COVID, two weeks in advance, only for them to cancel the order the day it was supposed to deliver. If I had any clout, I would have tried to recruit my army to get them cancelled for trying to starve this fat fuck out by not sending over my potato chips.

On the email blast, there was some bathing suit model and I said, I should do a “Bikini Models of Walmart Post”….genius I know, I should start up a website or something where I can share all these thoughts….maybe I’ll call it….”BikiniModelsofWalmart.com”….anyway…within about 1 second of doing the search, I realized that Walmart is reselling Alibaba panties, using their images, the direct straight from China shit that I’ve sourced DrunkenStepfather panties from…and I found it funny because half the images are not very WHOLESOME MORMON GOOD TIMES like you’d expect them to be….seeing as they are from Arkansas and are clearly supposed to uphold AMERICAN values.

Then last night I saw they were getting slammed for selling an “All Lives Matter Shirt”….and I thought, well since Walmart is already in trouble, I should call them out for being hypocritical fucks….

I’ve been a VICTIM since I started the site, because they all flag me as porn…the worst porn ever…but porn nonetheless….

I have lost MILLIONS, I am not joking, I would have made MILLIONS if I wasn’t blocked by Google Ads back in 2004….all for being a “Porn Site”…..so instead I’m some broke ass loser with a site that still has big enough traffic….

I am blocked on Facebook, I can’t run shitty Facebook ads like other sites do, boosting their content to grow the audience, a tactic that got an actual pornographer I knew rich as shit because he created some wholesome uplifting video site….that he promoted on Facebook….

So while I’m losing out here, wongfully labelled porn, unable to make a dollar, never able to get WALMART type ads on here, it’s funny to see that WALMART is just as fucking PONRY…..fucking hypocrites…

Now don’t get me started on YOUTUBE, that GOOGLE owned business where I literally saw a girl make herself cum LINKED HERE ….because all these big corporations are the fucking evil ones..

Here are those WALMART models…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2020

25

Jun

Calvin Klein Cares About Black Trans Lives Mattering of the Day

I never really use trending expressions like “Mind blown” with some pantomime of me making a hand gesture of my mind exploding….

My mind is blown that evil sweatshop running made in China Corporations like Calvin Klein that are worth BILLIONS of dollars and that are responsible for so much evil, whether it’s body dysmorphia in the 90s when they cast their Kate Moss skinny types, leading to a bunch of eating disorders, and all the other horrible shit they do…and have done in 40 or 50 years of business….as Calvin sits on his yacht somewhere laughing….they are huge polluters, wanting to fill the landfills with shitty panties like some kind of panty fetishist pervert…..

So they have a quick meeting when a movement like Black Trans Lives Matters started and they decided “find us a black trans model ASAP, so we post it quick and people see the shiny lights and focus on that, it’s called marketing people, also known as brain washing, either way these idiots will just see the black trans and their emotions will take over and we’ll be heroes. It’s that easy. they’ll even say we are progressive…all for an instagram post…and then we’ll make all this fucking money”…

If anything people should see that this is PANDERING. They are evil shapeshifters that will go after ANYTHING if they can make a dollar.

The generation is like “Dope, we’re making change, you see CK One is now CK Tranny Front Hole”….get the fuck out of here you mooch fucks…

I am not against any movements, from bowel movements, to political movements, I appreciate passion wherever it comes in from because as an apathetic fuck I don’t care enough about anything to get off my couch.

I am against corporations EXPLOITING movements for their personal gain…so BLM, BTLM, All Lives Matter, I don’t give a fuck…but when Calvin Klien does shit like this, go fuck yourself.

This was the Caption:

“I thought that being in this industry, especially the acting world, that once I transitioned I would never work again. There were no real positive or uplifting representations of trans people in magazines, on television and in film. But there was something constantly telling me this is what I had to do to live in my truth, to essentially be happy. There was no other choice for me – it was either live my most authentic life or jump out of here. With the love and support of community and chosen family, I chose my life. I chose me over the industry that I loved, I chose me despite what society was telling me. There were people waiting for me, once I took the leap into this journey called Transition, standing there with open arms ready to show me love and compassion and respect. In those very crucial moments I realized that when you have an unshakeable self-love and a support system, nothing is too big to conquer. What I find now is that that I’ve done more since transition. I feel like when you’re your true self, you create the most beautiful and honest art. I think the industry can recognize that and they have no choice but to celebrate and uplift that art on huge platforms. I’m glad that I chose me and everybody else kind of jumped on board as well.”

Fuck off Calvin Klein you fucking losers…

Here’s more of that model they are exploiting like a plantation owner in the 1800s…let’s just hope bitch got paid heavy I AM Jari Jones

We live in a Bizarro world….filled with attention seekers….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2020

25

Jun

Pug with a Pacifier and Other Videos of the Day

Dude with Knife in Head

Swimmer Catches Shark in Delaware

Crying Karen – Has a Black Husband – Weirdness

Seagull eating a rat

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