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2020

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Isn’t black lives matter just a bunch of white people appropriating the perceived black man struggle and making it about them?

Kinda like how trannies appropriate the opposite gender and do their best cosplay of that gender.

Isn’t the “black culture” they claim to be into really just a hollywood version of black culture…based on ignorance…meaning they assume black celebs and athletes they follow are black culture and they assume the black music put out and marketing by white people is black culture…..

So really they are just exploiting black people like the plantation owners?

Only screaming that they aren’t while spray painting “black trans lives matter” on people private residences and apologizing for their privilege. It’s all pretty crazy…

But I guess BLM is on the back burner because MeToo got jealous. She saw girlfriend get all kinds of hype, so she starved herself out for. a few weeks to get rid of that Quarantine body, only to slip into some seductive skirt, because girls are jealous and petty….

Some morning links if it is even morning!!!

Shakira is a Skateboarder
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Master Chef Paige Jimenez in her Lingerie….
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Tom Petty VS Trump
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Taylor Hill Breakfast Fantasy
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Driver Towing Knocked Over Uhaul Trailer
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The Buffet Where You Pay Whatever You Want…and the COVID is Free…
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Guys Feed Seagulls Laxatives – Seagulls Shit on Everyone – Apaprently
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Some Influencer Trying Face Bra….
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Solid Mobile Home Commercial
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Paige Spiranac Bouncing Her Ample Breasts All Over TikTok
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Iconic Music Items Sold – Including 6 Million Dollar Cobain Guitar
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Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Taken to the Hospital After Being Knocked Out Cold in South Dakota Bar
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The Hawaiian Shirt of Face masks!
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Yo, Check Out All These Whores being Whores on Cam
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2020

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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because sometimes a drunk girl would help

Thank god Johnson & Johnson is cancelling skin whitening cream after marketing it to dark skinned people for fucking ever making hundreds of millions off dollars off it, because it was seen as ok, but now…let’s pretend to be woke.

Like racist breakfast brands of pancakes that even in the 70s and 80s we knew was “racist”…this is 35 years ago we knew that Aunt Jemima was based on some slave Mami shit…but in 2020 it’s gotta go because gotta play woke otherwise some rapper will launch BLACK POWER CAKES that will put Jemima out of business…

Then the people tearing down the statues of people who historically were deemed deserving of statues because they lived within the legal parameters at the time, which shouldn’t discount what they accomplished…because by today standards they’d be bad.

It’s some revisionist history…you can’t make jokes about shit without being cancelled, so people now fear making jokes because they so badly don’t want to be cancelled, they have a lifestyle to maintain….you can’t honor or at least showcase historical figures who built the country you’re chilling in….instead of educating and learning how to be better…because that’s not as destructive…

When all this racism shit can be solved by just being reasonable…instead…knee jerk reaction, issue apology, delete the browser history but in real life, post some memes and selfies to show how woke you are, hope no one catches you in your bullshit…fucking nuts…

So go into the weekend by turning off your fucking computer and staring at some tits from 6 feet away…because when all this uprising and noise happens…there is nothing better than suckling up to a titty…even if it’s involves jerking off to a titty because titties don’t like you enough to let you suckle on them…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kim K Perpetuates Fake News!
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Paige Spiranac Bouncing Her Ample Breasts All Over TikTok
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Alison Brie at the Drive In Promoting her New Movie
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Stephanie Marie Brings Fitness Friday!
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Owen Wilson killing it for an Italian soda company – insane –
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3 AM at the 7-Eleven is Nutty
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes Summer Off – Let’s Hope It is Permanent
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Josie Canseco Makes a Strong Case for an Appearance in the Next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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Good Daschund Wipes It’s Feet Before Going In!
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Hailee Steinfeld Busting Out…
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Katie Waissel Nipple Pokies
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Rat Cow Cameltoe
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J.Lo Back in the Studio
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Lisa Rinna Selling Sunglasses Nude
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UFC Smokeshow Rachael Ostovich Suspended for a Year for Testing Positive for PEDs
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Amber Heard is a Racist
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The Weeknd Lists His 25 Million Dollar House…
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Taco Bell Fires Employee for BLM Mask
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The Girl who Broke Up with Boyfriend over Phone and Went Viral
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Ambyr Childers in a Bikini Top!
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Hot Model Pouring Dairy or Dairy Alternative on Herself
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Patrick Mahomes Getting a Handful of His Girlfriend at the Ozarks
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A Cat and Its Ducklings
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Guy Makes An Amazing Death Star With Cardboard!
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Tinashe Showing Off her Busty Braids
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Model Kristina Makarova Going Greek!
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If 2020 Had a Trailer
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Man Demonstrates A Nice Physics Experiment!
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Model Larsen Thompson in a Cat Suit
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Christina Aguiler is Bringing Sexy back
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All the YouTube Rockets that Failed
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Ashley Graham has a Food Related Injury
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Vie Chidiac is a Nude Model You’ll Be Mad You Never Heard Of
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TOP 5 NUDE CAR WASH SCENES!
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Dude Cleaning the Sewers
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Lizzie Cundy – Tennis Whoring
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Alison Brie at the Drive In
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Ana Ivanovic in a Bikini
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Ashley Greene in Tight Pants
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Ireland Baldwin Braless at GOOD BURGER
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Kristin Cavallari Big Cleavage
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Jamie King – Crackhead
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Charlotte McKInney in Leggings
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Hailey Bieber Getting Face Injections
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Cindy Crawford Old Predator in Jeans
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Megan Fox Being a Whore
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Arianna Grande Midget Legs in Leggings
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Bebe Rexha in a Big Girl Photoshoot
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Ana De Armas Hot Beach Walker
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Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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Great Outdoors Pussy
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Felicia in a Short Skirt
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Cafe Pussy Flash
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Hot Golfer Strips Naked!
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Hot Reddit Amateurs
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Hailee Steinfeld Booty Pics
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Traffic Twerking 1
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Traffic Twerking 2
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Pierced Nipples
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17 Shitty Days
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Hot Masturbating Girl
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Denise Milani Throwback Tits
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Wrong Holes 2020
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Hulla Girl with the Big Booty
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The Craziest Labia Ever
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Just an Amateur Putting it in her Ass
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Creative Blowjob
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2020

19

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Brought The Titties Out to Dinner of the Day

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When Vanessa Hudgens isn’t being an annoying armchair activist, behind the computer or her social media feed you know she’s not actually running and if she is, it’s because people are feeding her things to say, she’s not out there researching anythng she’s pushing…

Not to mention, it’s hard to take anyone seriously when they are uploading pics of black people they know, or reposting blackstories like they can relate to anyone other than celebs…like this bitch is down to earth or knows what REAL life for people is…get the fuck out of here…

So from her rich person home, while living a rich person life all these years since her family sold her off to Disney…she’s got a MESSAGE of change for all of ya….

That message is not the garbage she spews on social, but instead that she’s got tits…and she’s got them out going to dinner with her mom, a FILIPINO woman pretty fresh off the boat…who barely speaks english and when she does she sounds like a Nanny or maid….maybe that would be more a concern or cause….

They are masked up, but fearless of the COVID because there are bigger issues at hand…like Black Lives Matter…which is her entire feed that you can assume, since she’s a corporate whore, owned by disney that it’s just an extension of what they are telling her to do….

Because this is the same bitch who complained that covid would get in the way of Coachella, you know a vapid fucking cunt pretending!

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She was also out in leggings, where she pulled her mask down to let you know who she is.

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2020

19

Jun

Assholes Behind Thongs Because Assholes are the Gateway to the Soul of the Day

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The asshole is the trendiest of body part with the millennials, I assume because they don’t have actual genitals anymore with all that Trans shit they deal with on the daily, you know it’s hard out there for lazy entitled fucks with no real struggles in their cushy internet lives to really have purpose in life….

But the asshole, it’s the universal body part that can be filled, that is genderless, and where you shit from.

A pussy pic isn’t complete without the asshole in it, you know so you know it’s real…and homosexuality can’t exist without an asshole, otherwise it’s just blowjobs and interior design….

So girls of the internet post pics of their assholes on the regular, sometimes as it peeks out of their thong, which is my favorite kind of asshole pic being shared to the internet….because the asshole is the gateway to the soul, so be happy it’s trendy.

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2020

19

Jun

The Jokes Write Themselves of the Day

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Two crackhead bitches…looking nice and rough in their 40s…

This is Jamie King, the heroin addict who survived the 90s, even though her boyfriend at the time didn’t who according to her divorce papers is still a fucking junkie, because once a junkie always a fucking Junkie…

She is hanging out with Selma Blair, another psychotic low level celebrity from our younger years who had some hype around her, who is pretending she has MS, or at least playing up the MS, looking all WONKY legged because if you have an ailment, you gotta exploit the ailment for sympathy, brand deals, a marketing hook…you know being a garbage person requires work.

Together, they are walking out of somewhere looking like some crackheads who just scored a bottle of booze from sucking some parking lot dick….only they are “celebrities….which in and of itself is hilarious.

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2020

19

Jun

Nude Hipster Chunk of the Day

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I call this shoot “the actual models aren’t into shooting with the photographer so he takes what he can get”…..because I imagine this played out like this….

Dude decides he likes taking pics of nude girls cuz it’s popular, trendy and puts him in a position of power amongst the girls who get nude as they turn to him for direction and support as he is the one capturing them….

Dude buys a nice camera to make him look like he is a legit photographer and watches hours of youtube tutorials on how to use a camera.

Dude offers his services to any girl he sees online modeling nude, hoping they can collaborate so that they both grow their social medias with these free photoshoots.

Girls don’t fuck with dudes with no followers, because they want followers, unless they are starving for content and need some shit for the feed….

Fat girl comes a long and is like “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life”….the time that the skinny hot chicks aren’t available but the need to get naked on camera because FAT SHAMING IS OVER and BODY POSITIVITY is in…allowing them to experience that real girl experience.

So photographer, eager to shoot any nude girl, finds what he is looking for and this magic ensues.

That’s not to say the girl is overly fat, or overly ugly, it’s just to say…everyone’s a fucking model getting naked now…no discrimination….and I guess big horny girls need smut for their online dating app profiles!!

The truth is, she looks exactly like Kylie Jenner looks to me….so maybe there’s hope…

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2020

19

Jun

Fridays are for Titty Drops of the Day

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I called this Friday is for Titty Drops but really every day is for titty drops, because when you got tits, or even when you don’t, because I am actually a small titty lover and big tits are often just a bit too fucking sloppy to like, it’s always a good time to flash the tits like Girls Gone Wild was still a thing….or like flashing was still a thing….because now it’s seen as some misogynistic objectification of women kind of thing…even though more girls than ever are getting naked on the internet for money. It’s officially mainstream and the fact that all these sluts I’ve been mass generalizing as sluts all these years…getting called misogynistic about it and shit…are proving to be the sluts I always knew they were…it’s a victory for me…it’s nice being a winner even if it’s a winner at sucking at life..

HERE are the tits. Dropping.

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2020

19

Jun

Nurses Gone Wild because Nurses are Still a Thing of the Day

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I forgot about nurses when the world forgot about COVID….but apparently they are still being sluts on the internet craving more attention and praise because that whole front line worker hype was exciting for their egos and validating them as more than just pill delivery systems….and since nurses are the sex workers trying to score doctor dick of the healthcare system, becoming sex workers online is the natural step to supplementing their income – while feeling like they are giving back…you know cuz they are nurturing and caring or some shit…..

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2020

19

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Tits on of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is on the prowl, I mean this is typical divorcee behavior where any girl who gets divorced after being with the same dude for as long as they were together, hits the scene running…

The story is that he didn’t want to be with her in the first place, they were on a break and she trapped him with a pregnancy that happened whilst on the break, only to force him to man up and marry her and be an honest dude, even though he was already done with her bottom feeding money grubbing, not even a castmember on The Hills because she thought she could be a legit actress after LAGUNA beach ass….only to crawl back on The Hills in their last season to remind everyone she existed because she wasn’t able to pull off anything after Laguna Beach like she intended to since there was hype around her, hype that got to her head….a TALE AS OLD AS TIME (the trapping a dude with pregnancy, forcing him to play house part – not the REALITY TV STAR THINKING SHE MATTERS part(…

So now she’s divorced or divorcing the poor sucker who was trapped into some bootleg life with some bootleg opportunist…and in being divorced she’s got to prove she’s got sex appeal, prove she’s got worth, prove that dudes still want to fuck her, all while giving herself more hype and media attention so she can help build her brand of clothing no one asked for….but that is her personal brand.

She’s a garbage money grubbing athlete trapper, but these tits are big, cleavage is big, doing that “revenge” hotness thing right….all horny for new dick to piss off the old dick or whatever…I don’t know why I even know any of this about Kirstin Cavallari, it’s more a testament to how pathetic my own life is than how hot her tits look.

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2020

19

Jun

Belle Delphine is Back of the Day

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Belle Delphine
is back….with the best fucking video I’ve ever fucking seen, I am actually mad that I didn’t direct it, because if I did, this would be enough for me to bow down, legacy complete…instead I just write blogs about this shit for you losers..

The story is, Belle Delphine disappeared for 7 months, apparently she got arrested for vandalizing a girl’s car for stealing her hamster, maybe she took a break, after becoming the biggest fucking deal in the AHEGAO GIRL movement, which is the reddit girls with their tongues out, eyes rolled back, in silly bright colored wigs and costumes. Some ANIME shit for the nerds.

She would sell her bathwater online, and launched a PORN channel where she’d title it “Scissoring” only to have her cutting things with scissor..pissing off all the BETAS…

She decided to move into the ONLYFANS world to continue her trolling of the BETAS and she’s making over 150k a month on that shit.

Her comeback tour, launched with this video is a reminder that LIFE is still wonderful and GOOD things still happen and I’m not even into that whole AHEGAO shit, it’s fucking odd, I am just into solid trolling that bitch can monetize proper…it’s a fucking win…a genius win….this is the kind of creativity I like in my whores.

Shoutout to STEPFATHERPRESENTS for putting this up first….to offend all the WOKE people by confusing them with “CULTURAL APPROPRIATION” claims while supporting “Sex Worker” and “Feminism”…trying to decide what they hate more…fucking idiots..

This song is a FUCKING hit…no female rapper hits on this level of HIT…

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