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2020

12

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Shoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is looking better than ever, which is a good thing, because for a while she was looking like fat trash, but I guess the prison tattoos are permanent, so she still looks fucking trashy, not to mention she’s 6 feet tall, so she probably weighs in at 200 pounds of pure woman, luckily for her she’s proportionate, with a fat ass and fat tits, on what looks to be a think, maybe fit body, until you get into the wrestling ring with her and she damages you with all that inner fucking anger from her dad calling her a pig as a kid, forever branding her a pig to everyone who looks at her, making a joke out of it that you know digs into her each time…but it’s the goto joke….she may blow it off but is forever reminded of that voicemail message….

She’s tried the instagram thing from every angle and has failed…I wouldn’t really know since she blocked me years ago…but I assume she failed because she’s resorted to posting a one piece suit, probably an XL, jacked up her massive vagina…like full on cameltoe pussy eating her swimsuit erotica…for no real reason other than her wanting to put her vagina out there like all the other girls.

I am not trying to be hard on Baldwin, like I said, she’s looking her hottest and I belive in her…if anything I want to help her reach the top of whatever she’s trying to reach because she hasn’t had it as easy as her God Loving cunt cousin who is married to Bieber….so she’s got a little more edge and a lot less ties with the My Pillow Dot Com guy….

Anyway, keep up the good work girl…

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2020

12

Jun

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s out here with some real hard nipples, since she’s in her 40s and still looks pretty amazing, but that could just be because she’s in the mask, which as far as I’m concerned is an awesome new fashion accessory that everyone should get onto, once you get over the whole political implications and how it is a fight on your freedom, you may realize that it’s actually nice to not have to look at ugly people’s ugly faces, but more importantly, it’s nice to not breath in disgusting people’s breath….it’s one of those thing that should have been mandatory in public the last 30 years, plus it’d probably get you laid more because no one would have to look at your mutated face…

Speaking of Mutant, Paris Hilton, who we all know from jerking off to dick in her, the rumored Herpes Mill of Hollywood, where you can play 6 Degrees of Paris Hilton Herpes Strain instead of 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon…she’s managed to age really well…I can only assume she’s on stem cell therapy where she’s eating fetuses and other weird rich person things that keep her nipples crying to lactacte for a baby before she hits menopause…which is what I assume is going on here. Hot.

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2020

12

Jun

Heather Graham Looking 50 in her Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham’s 50 year old bikini body went viral earlier in the week because she posted a badly photoshopped selfie where her hair looked like it was painted on, or on some barbie made of plastic kind of kick….but as it turns out the paparazzi version of the pics aren’t as bad as I’d expect, I mean she’s still a sloppy titty, 50 year old with a ass that looks like it is melting, and a belly that looks like it’s early pregnancy, which is impossible because of menopause…the hottest shit around for dudes into old ladies you can’t knock up.

She still looks “alright” I guess, but I am a believer that some fitness could do her body some good, even at 50 tap into that higher testosterone and make some muscles…at least in her ass…I mean what the fuck else does she do all day besides being a rich celebrity….clearly…a lazy rich celebrity…

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve the hype she got, I think the internet is a terrible breeding ground of over encouraging people too many “your great girl”…or “looking amazing”….or “so fucking hot”….and not enough “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”…because if you wrote “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”….instagram would ban you…even if what you are saying is truth and they pretend to care about truth as they have fake news fact checking software running….

Here’s a 50 year old sack of shit you once jacked off to….

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2020

12

Jun

Girls at Work Gone Naked of the Day

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Since I hate everyone who has a job because they are usually mainstream middle of the road fucks, I am more into people with trust funds, or people who are homeless…the middle of the road is just dog shit….

I figured I’d put up a post of girls getting paid to be sluts, but really getting paid to do other menial tasks that they can take some time away from, since workers these days are just on social media all day…..

I remember when I had a job, it was 20 years ago and I didn’t even own a cellphone, there was internet and if you got caught browsing anything you’d get fired…even if it was just checking your personal HOTMAIL (shout out covid GATES)…so now people are producing porn on the job for the internet and it’s all good since you can’t sexually harrass your employees or ask for nudes, but you can jerk off to their nudes they post online…nice compromise…

If I did work at an office, I’d be saying “It’s Friday” or other bullshit like “TGIF”…or “Happy Friday”…because if you’re going to sell your soul and work, you might as well be the worst cunt when doing it…

Here are those NUDES from work…these are not all disgusting nurses for a change…it’s the weekend motherfuckers….fuck work….embodied…

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2020

12

Jun

Pubic Bones of Instagram of the Day

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There’s a trend, at least on reddit, amongst the sluts selling nudes or promoting their only fans and patreons where they post their PUSSY MOUND, I think the reddit is called Mound of Venus or some dumb shit like that…

I figured, if it’s being done on reddit by the whores, it must be on instagram by the whores, only instagram is normally the police, in a fuck the police, who kill all the fun like it was ethnic people, including but not limited to 4 of my accounts over the years, until they defeated me and I stopped bothering….

So these are pulled from instagram to show you that Instagram doesn’t mind pics of pussy mound and either do I, even though I think it’s a little racy for a public company to accept this kind of content to run ads next to, but I am also a victim of abuse from the ad companies who have all rejected running ads on this site because I post articles on pussy mounds of instagram….PTSD up in here motherfuckers…

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2020

12

Jun

Inbar Lavi Panties of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about Inbar Lavi, I’m told she’s an Israeli actress living in LA, but I can’t be too sure because googling it would require effort, when I am just here to say she’s clearly over the Black Lives Matter protests she doesn’t actually care about, she’s from Israel and has her own racism to deal with….but she did post a black square and shout out her one black friend that she refers to as a “Soul Sister” which as far as I’m concerned is a racist thing and if I was so inclined to be an internet personality, I’d hit the streets and ask every black chick I see if she’s my “soul sister” to see how she responds to it…but clearly if Inbar is hanging with this soul sister, she plays up the white thing, white washing herself because that’s what black people in white worlds do….just ask any black person you know what their phone voice is when they are applying for a job….

Anyway, I don’t care about Inbar Lavi’s politics, I barely care about her half nudes…but I’ll post them here because they speak Hebrew and we like to celebrate, or tear down women of all ethnicities, religions, crees and colors…because that’s what we do….race is usually the last factor in tearing these people down…their whore behavior is usually the first…morally void…pieces of shit.

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2020

12

Jun

Nicki Minaj Shaking Her Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj, the married to a sex offender, sister of a sex offender, collaborator of a sex offender….bitch loves sex offenders….has made an appearance that I can’t imagine anyone was excited for because her whole act is idiotic and annoying, especially when you remember she was cast from some Theatre School in NYC to give the record label a “black” Lady Gaga, which turned into a modern take on Lil Kim, which is arguably black face in her own right, because she’s a fucking hack despite being black…all tactics to make money, to get attention…but in doing that she’s gone more racy in her content, her massive tits and ass all over the place, her nipples so big she needs 43 nipple pasties to cover up….and this is what that’s about.

I could link the actual music video, but I won’t bother putting you through that since this is the goods.

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2020

12

Jun

Shanina Shaik Bodysuit of the Day

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Recently enough someone made a comment to me about how much I love Shanina Shaik because I do posts on her all the time…or at least more than anyone else does because who the fuck cares about Shanina Shaik….

I don’t actually love Shanina Shaik, I actually have to google her every time I do a post on her to be reminded of all the big black cock she’s had…from Tyson Beckford to her ex husband DJ Ruckus…this bitch has a pussy that can stretch, a cervix that can take a beating…which makes her pussy eating her romper a little more interesting to stare at because there ain’t no pussy like a stretched out pussy…I guess…

The face looks pretty wrecked but nothing that bottle of wine won’t fix for any rich dude taking her on dates because she’s a model and they aren’t intimidated by all the BBC they’ve had, it’s Black Lives Matter, if anything they want to cuck the next time she’s up to her old tricks….classic Shanina Shaik….

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2020

12

Jun

Ambra Gutierrez in a Hot Bikini of the Day

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Ambra Gutierrez is some attention seeking slutty model who is 28 years old, from Italy, but living in the USA as they all end up doing, you know American Dream shit.

She’s in her bikini, that looks more like a bra and panty set, because if you’re going to call the paparazzi, give the people what they want…skimpy and thin fabric so we can see the titties.

She is known for being one of the SEXUAL ABUSE WEINSTEIN ACCUSERS for attention, because before Black Lives Matter, Biden’s “You Ain’t Black Joke”, the whole cops are assholes to everyone despite us paying them consensus, COVID and whatever the fuck else all you whiners were into….there was a story of the most powerful man in Hollywood being taken down for being an inappropriate creep with bitches trying to use him to get ahead…only for those bitches to turn on him after he didn’t help them get ahead…because they felt slimy for being slimy….as dudes who are rich, in power, and all that do…it’s some “I only know you’re talking to me for who I am, so I’m going to treat you like the whore you are” logic….

I am not saying I am a Weinstein Supporter, but I did want to make “Free Harvey” t-shirts, because I know the kind of women he was dealing with, and I feel bad for the fat fuck…but at the same time, I like when things collapse…

I also think that everyone knew was dude was up to and still fucked with him, so they should go down too….THROW EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD AWAY…not just one dude and call it a day….

Anyway, back to this whore….at 18 she want to some event with underage girls being used as hookers, but claims she left….because she’s wholesome….

In 2015, she had a meeting with Weinstein to go over her portfolio and he “assaulted her”….she filed a police report and they had her wear a wire the next day….

So Weinstein’s thinking “She’s coming back for more”….which is entrapment from where I am sitting and the recording, which is now public is him inviting her to his room….where she says things like “I Don’t want to” knowing she was being recorded since she had a wire on….and he ends up grabbing her tit….Since they were together the night before…who knows what she let him do to her….I don’t believe any of that shit…

The she signed an NDA, says she didn’t understand what she was signing…and just wanted to protect herself and her family from Weinstein for a cash settlement…to get paid..which solidifies the fact she’s a whore…

Sounds like an opportunist to me, the worst kind of Cry Rape kind….but here she is in “paparazzi” pics that look more like a photoshoot cuz they are.

Garbage…but still hot enough to grab the tit of.

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2020

12

Jun

Chantel Jeffries in Black Face of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some trashy instagram girl who fucks rappers and DJs and Bieber and Diplo and The Chainsmokers and athletes and basically anyone because when you’re an ass on a THOT on instagram that has a large amount of followers, you get rich dudes slipping in the DM, so much so that you can make a career out of it.

She’s some military brat who apparently went to College unlike most Influencers…but until today, we had no idea that she’s part black, because she looked more like Kardashian / Jenner Black, which is not black at all, just a lot of spray tan and black cock…

Since it’s Black Lives Matter era, embrace that blackness, because she could be part black, who fucking cares, she’s just passable white who we just assumed was appropriating enough blackness to be relevant…

So put the hair in braids, reduce exposure on your pics, BLACK it UP and MILK it because if you have any black in you, even just black cock, you gotta milk it to make people think you are relevant…to make people want to work with you or fear cancelling you…to make people choose you over the white girls…even if it’s almost White Privilege coming through and taking work, eyeballs away from full black people who actually get racially profiled cuz they don’t pass themselves off as white.

I guess somewhere there’s a story of a girl embracing her blackness now that she can, even though she always could, but I don’t buy into any of that, to me this is just mooching….mooching like she mooches all that DJ cock…social climbing….but half naked for Rihanna’s lingerie….using all the trending trashy influencers to help wipe out Victoria’s Secret.

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