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Apr

The Actress who Plays Britney Spears Weird Titty Grab of the Day

Britney Spears got into a red dress, looking all boxy and mom-like, probably playing dress up because she’s locked in the same room all her content is shot from and it gets boring.

In the video set to Bryan Adams’ Love a Woman Song, which you can watch by pressing PLAY, you will see that she’s posing seductively and dead in the eyes because she is probably AI , her dress strap falls and she puts in back up but only after she grabs a handful of her tits.

I don’t know if it’s AI, body double, replacement Britney, or old content being recycled of Britney, but I do know a mom in a tight dress, all boxy and menopausal is far more exciting when it’s a pop star like Britney Spears and not some chain smoking hag at the bus stop. It’s Britney or they want us to think it’s Britney Bitch…

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2024

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Apr

Drea De Matteo is an Old Lady in the Wild of the Day

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Drea De Matteo has been going viral for the first time since being on the Sopranos, which is a big deal because that show is like 40 years old.

She’s going viral for having followed the lead of Bella Thorne’s mom and all the other women she’s recruited in being in the scene to launch their OnlyFans using her agency services, because it makes her a lot of money and whoring girls is all part of her hustle, it’s how the kids got famous in the first place and definitely why she dragged her stepdaughter to LA with her from Florida to use as a pawn instead of her own kids.

So yeah, viral for being an actress and wife to a music icon’s heir who now sells barely nude pics on the internet to her fans, because she’s apparently got fans who want to see her barely nude content so bad they pay for it.

One of the recent stories was that her kids were ashamed of her being a whore, to which she said her tits fed them as babies so they’ll keep feeding them now, which is some pretty trashy approach to parenting instead of just getting a day job or making their dad pay up….it also sounded like a made up story she was running with….in part because I still haven’t seen her tits an people leak the OF content all day.

Like this pic, which seems like it is AI Drea, all old and reminiscent of Madonna before she went way too far, rocking a pair of fur boots like she’s some wild jungle woman in a post apocalyptic story, all far too over the top and unnecessary, but when you’re old as shit selling nudes, you use whatever angle you got.

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2024

24

Apr

Christina Hendricks Got Married of the Day

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Christina Hendricks got married the other day, I have a feeling she only did it as an excuse to eat all the fucking cake, since she’s a big one.

She married someone named George Bianchini in New Orleans, which is probably the nicest place to get married in the USA, since it’s New Orleans….he’s a successful camera guy they call a CINEMATOGRAPHER because it’s fancier and we’ll assume that she met him when he was filming her giant tits.

She didn’t wear white for her wedding, because she’s probably been done before, many many times before, you don’t get Christina Hendricks famous without taking some dick…

I know people are super excited by her, or the fact that she’s got big tits, but they are like the average big tit fetishist who doesn’t care that the rest of the bitch is bus sized, it’s like as long as the tits are they, they can ignore the diabetes, motorized scooter to get around, amputated foot, the apron belly they need to lift to find the cunt-hole, and all the other grossness that comes with obesity because “DID YA SEE THE TITS”…

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2024

24

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks everywhere, stay fit bitches!

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2024

24

Apr

Creepy Noah Cyrus in her Racy Outfits of the Day

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I am not sure what Noah Cyrus’ fashion influence is, or what this style is. It’s some kind of space goth demonic freak who died in the trailer park from a horrible murder but who was reanimated thanks to some kind of Solar Eclipse or creepy science experiment, only to get up and walk down to the 7-Eleven for a pack of smokes.

It’s got an element of sci/fi, horror and deep white trash, which would make sense since she was raised stupid rich in LA with her family of superstar money makers, too busy for her, leaving her to fend for herself and her weird insulated rich person brain has decided this is the look for it

The only sad thing is that she’s go the spread far apart fat girl tits, when you’d really want something a little more central on the chest…but I’ll still look, sometimes you have to eat your way to the top, so if the top is Miley Cyrus, then to get to her requires various bosses at various levels and I’ll assume this one is the closest to the target.

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2024

24

Apr

Alison Brie’s Giant Feet of the Day

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Alison Baked Brie Cheese, because I am sure she didn’t hear references to Brie cheese her entire life, because she’s all fancy and the fact that her vagina smells like rotting milk….

Well, she’s come out of her palace on the hill to promote some movie, as these celebrities do, and in promoting it, it seems she’s very eager to show off her legs. They are her PILATES legs, since her other post was celebrating 100 pilates sessions that give her that lean muscle..

The show is some PEACOCK thing about APPLES, but I’m over hear trying to make sense of her terrifying and veiny feet.

I am not a foot fetishist, those dudes are weird, so maybe this is the HYPE foot they need for the footjob or to toe suck…but to me, it’s a fucking nightmare, put those flippers away freak….

All this to say, I hope she’s not related to Brie Larson…not all BRIES are of the same stock and this one, despite the feet, is far superior to the other one, who is a fraud…mock BRIE CHEESE…bargain basement and expired…

Here she is cockteasing in some mom who’s ready to take it from behind if you go fast, don’t make too much noise, and don’t look her in the face.

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2024

24

Apr

Helen Flanagan’s Still Got the Tits of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was a UK actress on Coronation Street, which is a huge show that’s been on TV for 100 fucking years and thanks to being Canadian and one of the Queen’s colonies, I’ve been forced to watch it for the last 100 fucking years because we only have on TV channel in Canada.

So for 12 years, she played an important role on the soap opera, only to drop out and start Glamour modelling because she had tits that needed to be shown off….which is usually what people who don’t have acting work do.

She ended up getting knocked up or marrying some sports person as Glamour Models do and now she’s back to tits out, the way nature intended due to the tits existing in the first place….

So even as a mom, and old tired, rich mom, I’m into it.

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2024

24

Apr

Angel Luv is the Instagram Of The Day

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Angel Luv, probably her real name, probably named after her love for making money from your attention cuz that’s why she pulls the titties out.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

24

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Titty Dance for the Mariachi Band of the Day

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Big Tit Sydney Sweeney was just in KEY WEST dressed like a Pirate, singing Karaoke and Kite Surfing.

Then her big tits brought her to Hawaii where she rented a Jeep Wrangler and hung off the roll bars or whatever the fuck you call the jeep cage, to really showcase how her tits hang in the upside down position since her bikini was too small for her.

She wore a shirt apologizing for her great tits, since her tits are her primary marketing tool and accessory, and shit’s working better for her than it does for the bottom feeding average girls with great tits.

Meaning, if you have big tits, try to go through the mainstream before doing the ONLYFANS since it will allow you the opportunity for fame and fortune, which you can always use in your favor when it all fails and you have to do an ONLYFANS….it’s like I always tell the ladies out there, don’t do anal your first day on the porn set.

Anyway, these pictures of her in a revealing tropical adventure outfit have her dancing in front of a Mariachi band from a Mexican trip, making me think “Where in the World is Sydney Sweeney”, it should be a reality TV contest that tracks all young and rich and having fun with the tits….

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2024

24

Apr

SI Swim’s New Rookie is a Big Titty DJ named Xandra of the Day

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Xandra is an instagram DJ with big tits, which always makes me wonder whether she was a girl with big tits who decided to be a DJ to have a marketing hook that takes her around the world as the life of the party, or if she actually was a DJ first and happened to grow out the big tits as a total coincidence.

What I am saying is that I’m old and DJing wasn’t really as lucrative as a thing back in the pre-internet era, so the people who did it, even the hot chicks were just into DJing….they used records and learned how to beatmatch it was all so fucking Analog.

There were HOT chicks who DJed, but it wasn’t nearly as mainstream, commercialized, or supported by social media but more importantly, you couldn’t play a pre-recorded mix and pretend like you were DJing, there was some level of integrity to the profession.

Now, it’s just a lot of nonsense, everything is a social media show to get noticed and followers and those followers who notice you get leveraged into getting you booked on jobs….whatever those jobs are depend on your skill set…and DJing is apparently an easy one to pull off…because brands need music and their brand parties now that everything is a corporate dominated, manufactured, Disneyland level of authentic pile of shit…

At least people still leave the house and go to parties, because I don’t really know if I would if I was of that generation, the couch is too fucking comfotable…

Anyway, she got booked as SI Swim Rookie model thanks to smart networking and becasue SI needs DJs and to remain as relevant as they can since their editor is like 75 years old….which only speaks to the younger generation like she’s their den mother making their model dreams come true…it’s a MAFIA…big Swim Media and here’s a glimpse of their ROOKIE…

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