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2024

01

Apr

Riss DuBois is the Instagram Of The Day

Her name is Marissa and she’s 5 foot 11, 185 pound chick with a size 29 waist, but a size 50 ass….

Despite being a fat chick, she carries her fat in a way that’s womanly, since it’s in her ass, hips and tits, while maintaining what seems to be a flat stomach…so she’s got a bit of a ratio….

So despite being a monster sized women, when looking at pics of her and her high estrogen bodyfat storage placement, it’s not so gay.

It’s just that if you were to have her sit on you, or if you tried to lift her, it’s be pretty painful…and if you pulled out your micropenis in hopes of trying to penetrate her, it would be challenging….because she’s large.

She sells her nudes on OF, but apparently does other model bullshit because fat girls are in because the world is fat as fuck and they need people who look like them to sell products to them according to market research, I prefer when fat people didn’t have clothing options and were forced to wear men’s sweatsuits or tarps…because giving them fashion items is enabling.

Images Removed at Model’s Request because She Sucks More than Just the Ice Cream Machine at McDonalds

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

30

Mar

Makayla Halstead is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Makayla Halstead

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

29

Mar

Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

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Here’s a drunk Caroline Vreeland producing some nude content in Paris, which is complete with a name trop to a more famous Fashion Influencer named Chiara The Blonde Salad, because you can’t produce annoying nude videos with annoying internet “Up Talk”, where they sound like retarded babies from the Valley with a speech issue…

But she does have giant tits and giant tits must be celebrated even if they come with annoying.

I am sure this is hold, because she’s bigger now, fatter now, a mom of two now…but who the fuck cares it’s tits.

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2024

29

Mar

Roxy V is the Instagram Of The Day

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It’s Good Friday….

Get good with god…and avoid SMUT like this….

But if you’re a heathen degenerate monster who is headed to hell because you haven’t found Jesus….

Then here’s some model who gets naked or half naked on the internet for money and attention because she wants to be your false idol. Worshipped in this internet land of whoredom…

Her name is ROXY V and the V stands for VAGINA…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life philosophy with hot biker chicks has always been sniff the seats when no one is around and no one is looking…

The streets are filled with annoying bikers who are on their springtime afternoon ride because they are getting ready for their Easter Long Weekend since they work normie jobs and get rewarded with high salaries for little work and vacation days…

If there’s one thing I know about bikers, it’s that they fucking suck. Either they are broke hipster, annoying anti-car environmentalists losers, 50+ year old dentists, lawyers or doctors who are trying to stay fit…and none of them have any fucking respect for anyone else on the road, they don’t know whether they are pedestrians or are they vehicles….and they don’t even know that they are cunts.

Anyway, I got cut off by three hot chicks who take biking too seriously…like they were on some Lance Armstrong Tour du France race through the fucking park. They were wearing full racing gear with little tight pants and shorts jacked up their asses as they almost killed me….

So I said something like “just because you wear tight pants doesn’t mean you have right of way prostitution, but it doesn’t mean I’ll run over my face with those tight pants”….the family next to me didn’t see too impressed…..

But it was a revelation, at least to me, all these years I’ve been trying to sniff the hot chick seats as they go into the store and lock the bikes up on lamp posts for the night, so that I’m not seen, when the answer was in front of me….take some initiative, don’t be ashamed of who you are and sniff the tight pants – not bike seats –

Plus, it’s more socially acceptable a fetish…the bike seat sniffing is seen as weird, it’s just more challenging to find the tight pants that have been biked through without scaring the chick off….which is why you have to do what you do and ask for forgiveness later…..

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2024

28

Mar

Leah Michele is Very Committed to the Troll of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Leah Michele, who was a big deal back when she was on Glee and her boyfriends were all dying off, but who has pretty much been forgotten by everyone but me, not because I watched Glee or thought Leah Michele was hot or interesting in any way, but because I’m an outdated stunted old fuck who stopped keeping track of shit about a decade ago when Leah was that big deal.

Through it all, I’ve been convinced she’s a “Sleep Away Camp” level of mom swapping her gender out into being a little girl for more longevity in her career, amputating the balls, putting her on those puberty blockers which was innovative at the time, making her like a test subject for what is now normalized….

Now they are all “Men can get pregnant”, women are now called BIRTHING people, and the whole thing has gone a long way from TRANNY….because everyone’s a retard.

So seeing her post these pictures of her pregnant make me think it’s movie magic, that she’s committed to the troll or the lie so hard that she’s over compensating with that belly exposed in her lame photoshoot that pregnant chicks do so everyone gets to see they got cummed in.

Posted in:Leah Michele

2024

28

Mar

Kaley Cuoco’s Visible Jack Tripper on the Toilet of the Day

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I assume that this Kaley Cuoco on the toilet pulling the panties up is some old content that’s being repurposed because we are an environmentally bunch of fucking perverts who like to reuse and recycle old nudes, or leaked nudes, or accidental nudes….

Being nostalgic with the pussy we like or that we jerk off to is fine because 99 percent of the time the old nudes are better than the new nudes because the old nudes were from a time when the pussy was less old and weathered.

I call Kaley Cuoco’s pussy her Jack Tripper only because she was involved in his death on set, before her career sky rocketed and she made 100s of millions of dollars….almost like he was a human sacrifice for her personal gain, so we’ll use her FRONT HOLE as a tribute to a JOHN RITTER now a JOHN ROTTER or JOHN ROTTON lost and gone forever.

I don’t dislike Kaley Cuoco, in her being rich as fuck she saves animals, so that makes her a hero with fake tits to nurse us all.

Therefore, I don’t mind looking at that little animal in her panties that we like to think needs rescuing by us, but no one needs rescuing from us, we are losers who look at GIFs of celeb cooter instead of being productive contributors to society.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2024

28

Mar

Sofia Gomez Brings the Tits of the Day

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Sofia Gomez is not Selena Gomez but they could be related because they are all related, aren’t they? Both have the same last name and that usually means that somewhere down the line their ancestors were created by the same sperm…..

It could explain why this Sofia Gomez chick has such big tits, since Selena Gomez has such big tits, but those are probably aftermarket or some side effect from the hormones she’s on so that she doesn’t die of her lupus…while this girl’s tits are just ridiculous.

She’s apparently a gay flag carrying voice actress and content creator who does content around her titties since she doesn’t really have much choice.

I guess her claim to fame is being TEE ZENG in KUNG FU SOCK…whatever the fuck that is, probably something that will make nerds COOOM harder to her giant tits.

She does a ton of COSPLAY shit, so I’m sure the foundation of her titty empire stems from nerd COOM….nerd COOM is the GROUT that keeps the tiles on the bathroom wall, the mortar that keeps the BRICKS and stones in place so big tits keeps on earning…

It all seems pretty exploitative, not to her tits, but to the weak nerds who have no control over their COOM because this chick has figured out how easy it is to game the motherfuckers…it’s almost unfair and abusive…

Posted in:Sofia Gomez

2024

28

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops….Oh how I’ve missed you.

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2024

28

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Pussy to the Ceiling of the Day

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This is apparently a picture of Jenna Ortega that was posted to social media in the last 10 days. I’m pretty fucking current when it comes to pop culture, you see when the blogs that covered celebs first happened, we were faster to the content than the old school media companies who previously controlled everything, so we mattered…

Now, we are all old burn outs who never quite made it because if they did they’d be sitting in a villa somewhere after having sold our empire…

In being an old burn out, getting to some pop culture content even 10 days late is pretty fucking current.

In this picture, someone tagged as Jenna Oretega is doing some moves that probably helped her get as big as she got with Tim Burton’s Wednesday and soon his sequel to BJ that I am sure you’ve all seen the trailer for.

She’s doing some acrobatic, gymnastic, trained professional from a young age because her stage parents cared, or maybe the people who created her in the cloning lab cared to give her these kinds of connective tissue issues that give her extreme flexibility for when they need her for ritualistic sex practices to appease their demonic overlords…

Maybe she just likes yoga….

Either way, her pussy is in some kind of bridge, trying to raise the roof before your ejaculation hits your screen so hard it knocks her down like she’s the bridge in Baltimore…

Raise the roof…with your clit…

Posted in:Jenna Ortega