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2024

02

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants keep the dream alive. I am not sure what dream it is, but now that girls in my area aren’t wearing their oversized clothes and their insulated pants, they’ve started walking around with their fat winter asses in leggings, fat winter asses that they are clearly trying to shrink down, because that’s why they are out there walking….

Which works out nicely for me, because fat winter asses are still fun to look at, especially when you can see the pussy through the tight pants they are wearing for comfort and to appear athletic in their quest to reduce that fat winter ass…

So any outfit that lets me see cunt in public is an outfit I’ll endorse….it’s just unfortunate no one wants me to endorse those things…because even when I cheerlead the girls who walk by me in those pants, sometimes even slowing down to let them in order to get that whole experience, my excitement gets treated like creepiness and that hurts my heart….I thought we were in this tight pants thing together, you being the tight pant wearer and me being the tight pant observer….jerks.

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2024

02

Apr

Giana Ramos is the Instagram Of The Day

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Giana Ramos is a Miami based OnlyFans model, which is a funny concept, since OnlyFans is a self produced thing, meaning being cast to be an OnlyFans model isn’t really as important as being cast for a job modeling products, where the models are put up against each other and one is selected as being the best one for the job, which kinda takes out all the third party validation that people like me appreciate.

It’s not that I think brands or talent agencies or casting agents have a real grasp on the best available talent, or that I need them to tell me what to like or what to be into, I just think having some sort of barrier of entry makes women a little more humble because there are losses along the way, so that the one who is getting celebrated has reason to be celebrated, rather than just a bunch of international losers signing up to their self produced smut.

So this girl takes scandalous pics of herself, monetizes it through more scandalous pics, while looking like every other Kardashian with all the fake everything, and it’s pretty fucking boring, especially since it’s all just a cash grab scam against suckers.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

01

Apr

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

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I am always suspicious of celebrities that the system collectively rallies behind, because it seems like it’s all part of a calculated plan run by a small group of people, who decide who they want to be the leaders or tastemakers of tomorrow.

It may be some sort of conspiracy theory, but this girl is opening for Taylor Swift, no marketing Kim Kardashian clothing, which are two of the biggest indicators of the conspiracy existing, since neither should be where they are but are where they are because someone had to have positioned them there.

Taylor Swift is average at everything, yet brain washed multiple generations to buy into her….Kim Kardashian is just that sex tape pig that unlike other sex tape pigs, became a billionaire….they don’t make any real sense…

So looking at Sabrina Carpenter’s life, you’ll see that the official story is she was home schooled (made in a cloning lab), released on Youtube at 10 years old (seems inappropriate for a 10 year old to be uploading to the internet, where were these parents who were homeschooling her, in a don’t mingle with the public school system, but let creeps watch your dance videos)…bullshit…

But when they strip down I don’t really care about the back story, the authenticity in this fake and contrived world, whether it’s part of the social collapse, or even if it profits Kim Kardashina…

I just care that they are stripped down, turning all that bullshit into the good kind of bullshit, because we can see famous blonde bitches in sexy, probably cheaply made underwear….

I am old as shit, so any young blonde in her underwear speaks to my soul….I’m easy to please…

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2024

01

Apr

Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret may have created Candice Swanepoel, but they also fired her after the WOKE MOB came after them, in what was probably just a public firing and not an actual firing, because she got her own bikini brand out of the whole thing and I doubt it’s not affiliated with the BIG UNDERWEAR GIANTS who now make EXTRA BIG UNDERWEAR to appease of the fat whining pigs out there who hate hot chicks.

Well, I don’t hate hot chicks and this Aryan South African hot chick is still hot, even with her tits removed, even after all her kids, even when old, and despite probably deserving to be cancelled for her WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN racism that’s ingrained in her DNA thanks to being a WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN farm owner family…..but she didn’t deserve to be cancelled for being a hot chick…unless you’re into racism, which would make sense since it’s self preservation and oftentimes hysterical….

So for that reason alone, you should jerk off to her bikini pics..

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2024

01

Apr

Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Jojo is the big sloppy tits that were not always big and sloppy, but they were once marketed as jailbait because of the evil entertainment industry she is in does that to the girls who get sold to them by their eager fucking parents with a dream.

This one bowed out of her celebrity life for a while, but with social media, was able to weasel her way back into the minds of her fans and through it all we discovered that she grew a big set of sloppy tits….tits that Rihanna decided to sponsor and strip down, providing us with consistent titty content and we were all better for it.

I forgot about Jojo and her comeback tour, because these people are all fuicking boring, but her celebration of Christ this Easter involved painting her railing in a pair of leggings.

She’s got a big fat girl square ass that when she bends over the leggings become sheer, it happens a lot in the world of fat ass girls not accepting their legging size….

It’s not quite the kind of easter egg hunt you’d want to go on, it inspires a different kind of reaching in to find the chocolate….you sick heathen fucks…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2024

01

Apr

Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day

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I guess I missed this story because I don’t give a fuck about Karreuche Tran. I don’t even really know who she is, besides possibly having had sex with Chris Brown after he beat up Rihanna, which seems to have been a whole staged stunt that elevated Rihanna to great heights as a pop star and that basically allowed Chris Brown to go on living because he probably got a kickback on Rihanna’s earnings after that whole thing.

She’s a 35 year old fame whore who doesn’t fear men who beat women up in the most public way, because it’s probably good for her career or was at the time….

Well, she’s recently launched a foot fetish OF account because she wants in on the OF money, but realizes that she can’t go full whore with it because she’s a serious person in the industry, but she can appeal to the FEET dudes out there, who in a lot of ways paved the way for ONLYFANS to exist, because they’d beg normies for feet pics, offering them money for feet pics, normalizing feet pic selling, because to a normie who doesn’t have a foot fetish, sending feet pics isn’t sending pussy pics, even though the dudes buying the feet pics, are being weirder with the feet pics than a normal dude would be with a pussy pic.

So when Karreuche was called out for being a whore selling whore content, she positioned it as a smart play due to foot fetish content being a big money maker, not because she’s broke but because she likes money and NOTHING sexual will be on her page, even though it’s a FOOT FETISH page for FOOT FETISH people which means it is SEXUAL….

She also defends her OF hustle because she’s hired a team to manage it for her and they’ll all be making full-time wages with it, and she’s even going to give some of the earnings to local charities, which may include diabetes organizations to help save feet from being amputated….

What it comes down to is they are all a bunch of whores…

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2024

01

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It may be Monday, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t relive or celebrate the past, by revisiting a Full Back Panty post.

In the event you visit this site, you’ll be happy to know that I’ve decided to bring back those insane average people getting named galleries that take hours to put together for thankless fucks like you who don’t subscribe to my substack. I don’t have a substack, but all these fucks are out here getting rich as I eat dirt and I can only blame you.

So in revisiting the galleries, here are some full back panties, which are making a comeback after they went through a genocidal event in the late 90s, where people collectively torched their full back panties because they were seen as out of date, for old ladies and not something a hot chick in her prime should wear.

The full back panty, killed by the female hive mind forgetting that men everywhere used to LOVE staring at Panty Lines through pants because we got to SEE panty lines…and if we didn’t see panty lines we wouldn’t know if she was wearing panties and the mysteriousness of it all was THRILLING….only to be taken away from us and sent to thongs.

Anyway, everything makes a comeback, even DrunkenStepfather.com so here’s some pantyline generating panties for your excitement on EASTER MONDAY!

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2024

01

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers seem to be some of the raciest professionals out there. I don’t know if you have to be a certain kind of mindset to be a medical worker and that involves being an exhibitionist chronic masturbating pervert, but it does seem to validate my opinion that all these porn addicted perverted normies out there are being controlled by parasites in their brain from all the anal sex they’ve normalized.

I know that people have been having anal sex forever, it’s the period alternative, but never has there been a generation of people so ass obsessed. It was the thing you did if you were a catholic, or if you didn’t want to get pregnant, or if the pussy was out of commission, or if your dick was small enough….which made it a special occasion, new hole to fuck experience that sometimes ended up pretty shitty….but now it’s like the hole that unites us and the only think I can think is that parasites get transmitted through feces and they NEED us being anal obsessed for their species to survived…

And with that non scientific explanation for how perverted we are as a people, it’s safe to assume that nurses are exposed to a hell of a lot more parasites than most, with the whole being around shit, sick people, blood, and it wouldn’t be a stretch to think the parasites are crawling all over hospitals, ready to climb up on them in every break room and bathroom they pull their cunts out for their internet content production.

Here’s some nurse themed content by nurses who have no fear of losing their jobs for being perverts on the job, they must be unionized, or it must just be the new normal….either way…weird fetish.

Posted in:NURSES

2024

01

Apr

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

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I guess we should all take a page out of the Britney Spears book and get killed off so that a body double can replace us and live a far more exciting life than us because they are actually stoked to be us or to have our shitty lives, because their lives are seemingly far worse if they are willing to commit to being our replacements.

I am not convinced that these hostage dance videos of Britney Spears are actually Britney Spears, but the popstar has been medicated so hard and she’s in her early 40s, so she’s not going to look like the Britney Spears we all knew and loved watching while she was in captivity.

This Britney Spears has a thick neck like the Britney we were first introduced to all those years ago, so if you do the thick neck test, this gapped too fraud may actually be the real deal.

It doesn’t make her low quality dance videos any better, it just makes them weirder because if this is really the Free Britney being Free, why does she just recycle the same content over and over, content that looks like it was shot 10 years ago or on 10 year old technology, featuring awkward dancing that a professionally trained song and dancer like Britney wouldn’t be able to pull off if she tried to dance badly.

They say that she is on Vacation in Maui, I haven’t seen the paparazzi pics, but she has posted this recycled content to celebrate Easter, in some Easter pastels, and nothing like a resurrection of a dead pop star playing with her tits and trying to be seductive like a crackwhore trying to make rent, to honor that whole Jesus dying for your sins.

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2024

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are upset that AI is getting pretty sophisticated and can game idiots into buying into content they see on the internet as being presented to them as real people.

EVERYTHING IS FAKE AS FUCK….it’s the internet stop taking it so seriously…

Clearly these people don’t understand that the solution to AI is to not take videos on a screen at face value and to invest their human experiences in REAL actual humans.

You know, people at your church or at the bar that you’re trying to stick your dick in are not AI sex bots yet….so if you’re concerned about media you consume being real or not, assume it’s fake….because it’s on a fucking screen you retards…and by definition fake.

Stop talking to yourself, find people, it’s what life is about….just ask Jesus for forgiveness and you’ll be ok….rebuke all evil…and remember the human experience requires other humans…let them spit in your mouth you vile fuck..

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