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2020

10

Jun

Top 10 Instagram Nudes of the Day

The good news is that despite all the whining, the protests, the activism or the activism filter that makes these girls COSPLAY people with depth, substance or something to say, when really they are just low hanging fruit clickbait producing, shameless for the likes, attention seeing sluts trying to sexualize themselves to get ahead, while yelling at us for sexualizing them, despite their shit being sexual….

They are still out here putting up their nude content on instagram that they pretend is their art, their self expression, basically naything but NUDES for the sake of NUDES, even though they are nudes for the sake of nudes…

Here are the top 10 naked pics of girls on instagram that we’ve found today…because not everything is an annoying protest.

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2020

10

Jun

The Best way to Eat a Cucumber of the Day

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I don’t know who this girl is, I came across her shit randomly, but I do know that she’s got a real understanding for good clickbait content production..

From Peeling a Cucumber attached to a fuck machine, something all women should own, think of it as an insurance policy for if you’re ever out of work and need to get on the internet selling nudes….

But this busty babe is no one trick pony, she also plays pool with her cameltoe, does a Joe Exotic parody you will like, shows some bush in her bathing suit because bush is hot…and despite the shitty tattoos…I’m a fan…

The good news is that people on the internet are still fucking weirdos, still producing gold, so the world is less about protest and more about sleazy titty good times and that’s nice, innit.

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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Uma Thurman in Her Bra of the Day

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While on the Throwback kick, you know since everything was better in the past, especially chicks over 30, I figure I’ll throw these Uma Thurman pics up on here from before she was Tarantino’s fetish, before her man hands overrode the size of her tits, before Ethan Hawk married and impregnated her….back when she was just getting her start…as a model at least that is how I assume she started since she looks like she’s 6 feet tall.

This pic is from the 80s, when the Boston born, daughter of a Hippie professor of Buddhist studies dad and a Mexican Born, German and Swedish fashion model mom, the little Buddhist Thurman got modelling at the age of 15 back in 1985 before doing the whole acting thing….and looking at her then may explain why we know who she is now….

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2020

10

Jun

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is really their hottest model despite being so fucking old for a model…you know models hit menopause at 25, they die at 30…but Elsa Hosk is still killing it…maybe because she got a late start, maybe because she’s Swedish and they have good genetics, maybe because she was a pro Swedish basketball player which sounds like more of a fetish or a porn series than an actual thing, but athletes have better work ethic than loser lazy models who are just skinny through starvation….

She’s clearly over her black square protests, she’s done her part in Black Lives Matter, you know posting that black square….

She’s not American she just lives here and takes all that American money back to Sweden where they have black people of their own who may not be treated the same as black people in America..who fucking knows…

I just know she was quick to get back to posting her amazing bikini body, so here’s those amazing bikini body pics because you can’t let racism, protests, problems that don’t affect you get in the way of putting your smut out there….this is her smut out there.

Here is some new lingerie campaign she’s in:

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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Amanda Seyfried Pussy Flash of the Day

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I came across this picutre of a possible Amanda Seyfried pussy flash. I figure it’s old and if it happened, I’ve definitely posted it. I mean my entire fucking existence on the internet since 2004 has been posting celebrity slip ups, or pussy slips…but being old, drunk, and possibly in the early stages of dementia or alzheimers, I really don’t remember shit, this pussy flash and possible asshole flash is new to me.

I always liked Amanda Seyfried, I found it funny when she replaced Lindsay Lohan in all the roles Lohan had lined up before she fully lost her fucking mind, it’s snake shit like that that I think is funny. Not to mention they were in Mean Girls together, a movie I still have never seen because I’m not a fan of scar face, but that I know exists….and made for some catfight rivalry…..which isn’t really why I liked her, I liked that she had nice size tits for her body and that she would do one bullshit Disney level movie and one racier where she got naked movie in the same year…giving us two version of her…the naked one the better version…the safe Disney friendly one the money making version…

So seeing her pussy, which is an innie pussy or what they call a SIMP because it looks like Homer’s Mouth…is exciting, even if it’s photoshopped, a deep fake, or whatever because the nice thing about the internet is that we can believe whatever the fuck we want to believe is real…and I’m believing this.

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2020

10

Jun

On this Day in Titty Drops of the Day

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The world may be a crazy place and people may be taking the internet way too seriously, forgetting it is the internet and thus designed for anyone and everyone to troll the fuck out of each other, but one thing is forever and one thing that is of value and one thing, troll or not, fake or not, ugly or not, racist or not…is the titty….

So whatever craziness goes on out there with a bunch of uptight people who need to do breathing exercises to get their chill on, since being mad is a cancer that causes cancer on your insides, when everything can be viewed with a grain of salt, laughed at, like watching a very ridiculous movie unfold….there are always going to be great tits, shit tits, ugly tits, hot tits, all being exposed for attention by the women who own them.

So here are some great titty drops to brighten up this dark dark world.

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2020

10

Jun

Party Boat…and Other Videos of the Day

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Police Chase

Dog Missed Owner

Woman fights with McDonald’s Staff

Motorcycle Stunts

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2020

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most annoying thing about watching the cancellations of various assholes, is that they never seem to cancel the people I want cancelled the most. Whether it’s the Kardashians or Ellen or Jimmy Fallon or Ryan Seacrest or EmRata…there’s just a handful of garbage pop culture pieces of shit who don’t go down, but the Founder and CEO of crossfit goes down, some journalists you’ve never heard of go down, some irrelevant celebs or hosts go down, like a Vietnamese host of an MTV show, yet Ellen still exists…don’t people know she’s a lesbian?

It’s like all the easily offended about racism, feminism and MeToo are also the first to post videos of themselves on Reddit pissing in their own mouths with butt plug in and a bbc in their mouth while their simp emasculated boyfriend jacks off because he’s pan sexual and into Mandingo porn, but he doesn’t call it that because Black Lives Matter and interracial is myth…not a fetish…or a construct of the patriarchy that has RUINED the world…but not a fetish….as young people everywhere cry about how our generation ruined life for them, while we were young and never bothered crying about the same shit, we just accepted that the older generation ruined it for us, and we didn’t have the same options as them to be lazy fucks that get paid for nude pics on an Only Fans…from the comfort of their homes….because they don’t know real struggle, real issues, but they sure fucking like creating them for social media content….

Point being, fuck the internet. It is just the internet. Don’t believe anything on the internet beyond pics to jerk off to.

Here are stepLINKS…in the morning

The Porn Industries Approach to Racism….
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Eva Longoria Booty Workout VS Eva Longoria’s 2004 FHM Shoot
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Gretel Skou Naked on the Rocks…
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits Working Out for Instagram
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Docking Boat Fail
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This Defunding the Police or You’re a Racist Shit is Crazy
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Strange Fuckign Cat
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Basketball Players
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Prince Andrew Donates Pizza to Sex Victims…Nice Guy
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Halsey Using her Black Card not being Seen as Racist is Insane
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Woman Dumping her Husband’s Ashes in a Dumpster
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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2020

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you were a black man what Kardashian would you fuck…is probably the most useless Black Lives Matter protest sign you can carry…

I guess you can only wonder if Bill Gates is responsible for George Floyd’s death, you know to get the heat off his COVID vaccines and Microchips…

It’s funny that all these young people getting naked on the internet have this victims whining attitude that they blame on trauma…when I know girls who were actually molsteed the old fashioned way their whole life and they don’t even know what trauma is, they just do heroin and suck dick for 50 bucks, but it’s got more soul than the girls sucking dick for followers…

Remember…somewhere out there a girl is on her period right now, it could be you.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Halsey Using the Black Card to her Advantage
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Frida Aasen Facetime Photo Shoot!
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Jane Soul is a Twerking Babe
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Bella Thorne’s Underboob Titties
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Paige Spiranac Spills On Dating Athletes
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Guy Puts Shock Collar on Girlfriend. Comedy Ensues
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Idiot Almost Killing Himself Jumping in Pool
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Christian McCaffrey Celebrates his 24th Birthday with Girlfriend Olivia Culpo
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Braless Cleavage
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top
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Suns Star Devin Booker Spotted Leaving Nobu With Kendall Jenner
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Reese Witherspoon Sued by a Group of Teachers
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Jojo is Braless
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Elsa Hosk Bikini!
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top!
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Stephen Fry’s Milk Trick….
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Parrot Solves 3D Puzzle
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Hairless Puppy Sitting on his Dog Friend
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Saints WR Michael Thomas Helped Wipe Out Almost $2.3 Million in Medical Debt for Families in New Orleans
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Real Housewive’s Kyle Richards Has a Big House
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Cardi B DIY Hair Mask Tutorial!
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Couple Breaking Bar Windows
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Girl Tries to Help Squirrel – Fails.
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Anastasiya Scheglova Self Care and Lingerie!
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The Guy who Reenacts The Entire Shrek 2 for Charity and it is Weird…..
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Woman Dumps Husband’s Ashes in the Dumpster….
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Hey Nerds Turn a Rusty Nail into a Sword
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Miss BumBum UK Jessica Lopes Promises to Get Naked if Chelsea Wins Their First Match After the Lockdown
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It’s Titty Tuesday!
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COVID GAMBLER
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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From the Forum

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Kim Garner Drinking Champagne with her Cleavage Out and her Pants Off in a Park
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Helen Hunt in a Bikini
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Isla Fisher Fucking her Bike Seat
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Dakota Fanning Getting Out of a Car in Shorts
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Maria Menounos in a Tank Top
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Ireland Baldwin Big Sloppy Tits at a Protest
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Fatter Hailey Beiber in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter Ugly
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From stepSMUT!!

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It’s Been a Bad Week for Racists
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Stripping Sky Diver
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Real Wives
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Instagram Girl’s Sex Tape
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Playground Pisser
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Busty Japanese babe
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Booty in a Thong Does a bikini Splits
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Naked and Pregnant
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Public Sex Fail
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Animals hate Us
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Real Big Tits…..
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Dildo Licker
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2020

09

Jun

Some Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Pussy Eating Panties…or assholes too big for the panties…I just like writing the word panties seems to be a massive fucking trend on the internet because there’s an endless supply of girls posting pics of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…because thongs are designed to prevent pantylines and to give the pussy a catching device for its discharge, where the asshole is neglected coverage for if they designed a panty to also cover the anus, it’d be fullback…granny panties…while thongs need to be a little less nurturing to the asshole, they need to hope for the best and that the asshole behind the thong’s owner keeps it neat and clean and not oozing with anal mucus despite the HPV….

Point is, girls like showing off their assholes, they realize it’s the gateway to their soul, butt plug sales are at record highs, we are a vagina hating, asshole loving society, that probably happened with the whole emasculating the American male and turning them all into genderless queers…

Whatever the reason, I like assholes behind thongs….