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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Jun

Phoebe Price White Panties of the Day

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Phoebe Price would be far better if she wasn’t trying to be famous, you know if she didn’t crave the fame, and instead was just mocking the fame with every outrageous, often poorly put together photoshoot she’s done, because that is where the comedy is in what she does…..

If I knew what Ironic meant, I’d say that if she did celebrity ironically, where each tabloid was a win in the TROLL mocking celebrity culture, instead of each tabloid being a stamp of approval in her delusional mind that she is in fact amongst the celebs, not some satirist who is doing commentary on celebrity….

But she’s still fucking aswesome and I am a fan, whether she ever releases that sex tape I’ve been asking to release for her for years or not…because whatever the motivation is for her…the results are the same…celebrity is a joke….and we need Phoebe’s to remind us of that….she gets the same paparazzi to take pics of her as the other celebs all because she wears silly outfits…because celebrities are useless but Phoebe is the voice we all need!

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2020

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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You have heard of CANCEL CULTURE, but have you heard of CANKLE CULTURE?

Her name is Lily Rose Depp, you may know her as the pretentious rich kid raised in a celebrity bubble, who by default assumes she’s a celebrity because despite having cankles and being a solid 4 feet tall is hired by French fashion brands because of her mom’s celebrity, making her seem cultured, worldly, I mean a Euro passport and an American passport and maybe even a Bahamian passport since Johnny Depp owns an island there and the only reason to own an island in the bahamas is for tax evasion….but all those things probably add up to the worst possible person….but despite being the worst, she’s got some hard nipples in a tight tank top because bras are a thing for boomers and hard nipples are a thing that let us visualize her full naked tit in times when we don’t have access to her full naked tit.

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2020

Jun

Nina Dobrev Reptilian Humanoid of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a reptilian humanoid because she attracted a lizard while in her green bikini showing off her tits….it is the only thing that explains how some Gypsy from Eastern Europe ended up in LA, having sex with a rich Ginger Snowboarder, after having been on a TV show or two…instead of working the local strip club or webcam site like normal Eastern European immigrants…it is all so peculiar and I blame Canada….and/or her tits…even though those other Eastern European immigrants have tits, they don’t all know how to use them outside of sex work to get a bigger ROI on them…at least that’s my theory….Dobrev was probably a rich kid or at least Middle Class, which in Canada means she can go onto LA and do things like ACT, while other immigrants are just trying to eat and the easiest way to get paid when you’re a girl is tits….so when you don’t have the luxury of middle class Canada life, you gotta go right for the gold….anyway…here are her tits with a lizard.

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2020

Jun

Kaia Gerber Booty in Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has been groomed by her mother and their lifestyle in Malibu, to carry on the family torch, or would it be model body, because that’s what they have lined up for her, because celebrity parents were drawn to the light that is celebrity, the glitz and the glam, the self importance with their fans and all that other shit, so they come from a place of being HYPED on the whole celebrity thing, at a level where they want their kids in on the same experiences, but not for money, just for clout, because it’s easy and it feels good when the world celebrates you….

I guess the celeb parents of Malibu are all competitive also, so when they see the ugly Bella Hadid who someone said yesterday looked like a ROBOT, where I’m more into a tranny sex worker, who is RUNNING the model thing, is seen as a top model, is buying 6 million dollar apartments, all while looking like some fucking Palestinian man milking his camel….it gives people like Cindy Crawford hope that since she was a top model, her connections will embrace her daughter as being a trained top model, following in momma’s footsteps, only her daughter actually looks like a potential model…

That’s not to say she’s not a terrible, entitled, white person….we don’t care about any of that, we just care if they look good and Kaia looks good…anything to take the hype from the Hadids and the Jenners is a good thing to endorse to me!

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2020

Jun

Kaylyn Slevin Rockin’ That Bikini of the Day

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Kaylyn Slevin is some actress I’ve never heard of who is in some show I’ve never heard of called Chicken Girls….

She is posing provocatively in a bikini because this is standard marketing practice from young female starlets. Which is pretty funny because a decade ago, they’d get cancelled from Disney for being too racy where as now this is the norm….luckily I am not a father in this era of everyone being a stripper because I’d hate to be raising a stripper kid…

Her bio says she’s an actress, dancer and model…since the age of 9….which goes back to my “what the fuck are parents up to these days, like lay down the law you perverts”….9 years old…that shit is inappropriate anyway you look at it.

She’s been involved in all kinds of great charities like “Students Against Distructive Decisions” – whatever the fuck that is….and she has 625k followers on IG, 350k followers on TikTok, and she posts content like this….looking all 90s playmate…in 2020…for you sick fucks…don’t worry she’s 19….

Oh and she’s an LA Chargers cheerleader, so there’s also that..

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2020

Jun

Today in On/Offs of the Day

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Here’s a compilation of a bunch of girls showing you what they look like clothed, then naked, taking out the guest work of whether their clothing is functional and holds them together, or if it is bulky and just gets in the way of a good time….for some of these women it’s the former, for others it is the latter, but for me…it’s a win across the board because I like to see all these ladies naked….whether I like it or not…it’s better than not naked….I’m like a nudist in that I want every female around me naked at all times even if they are repulsive….I blame perversion.

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2020

Jun

Girl Can’t Figure Out Gas Pump and Other Videos of the Day

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KKKaren

Girl vs Anti-Masker –

Downtown Waterfall!

Dude Angry about Fireworks

Racist Smackdown

Dude Goes After Black Lives matter Poster Remover….

Lady Parks Car on Top of Another Car

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2020

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social Media is Evil….but Only Fans / Premium is more evil in a good way…

These idiots who were trying to make it as “influencers” on social media realized it was too labor intensive and competitive, since everyone and their moms, literally their moms are doing “hey you guys, subscribe to my channel”….documenting their personal experiences with products like they are fucking Oprah or like we fucking care about the recipe to your “classic chicken satay”….

So they are like, “maybe I’ll just sell nudes”….it’s trendy, it’s edgy, it’s cool, it’s woke….so they spend a few weeks posting tit pics, trying to tease a little, you know being subtle only to get no where…and within 60 days…they are taking raw dick up the ass in selfie video…so basically the girl who would have been pushing skinny tea, is now pushing back on some unprotected tinder cock for her “fans” because she can’t lose the fans once they get bored of the tits…so basically we have an entire generation of porn chicks….not porn stars but porn chicks….pretty hilarious and fun to watch….not that you should ever pay an ungrateful money grubbing girl for her nudes…that’s for suckers and you are better than that….

Here are some stepLINKS….

This Woman With No Lower Body Does Pushups!
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Barbara Palvin – Bikini Poser!
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RIP Carl Reiner – He was a Legend – What a Great Life!
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Paige Spiranac and her Big Boobs Has a Great Argument for Wearing Masks
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Victoria Swarovski is a Bikini Heiress!
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Let’s Hope Lucero Gomez is Starting a New Swimwear Trend
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Bella Hadid Just bought 6 million dollar Condo in Zayn’s Building and Gigi Hadid just bought a 10 million dollars worth of Condos to make into One Condo….because the industry is fucking stupid and pay these idiots
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Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey Star in Their Own Chick-fil-A Commercial
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Footage From A Drone Looks Like A Real Life Video Game!
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COVID-19 Piñata vs Kid
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Carmella Rose – Nude-Ish
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Covid MEMES!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world needs to lighten the fuck up. I accidentally watched a Karen Carpenter, the original Karen, documentary about how she died of Anorexia because no one knew what is was at the time…but that’s not the point even being willing to die to be skinny or as skinny as you can be deserves to be celebrated in movies..

The point is that at the peak of the Vietnam War crisis in the early 70s, with people protesting, rioting, fighting the government for their involvement in their fight of communism….these mother fuckers put out a song called TOP OF THE WORLD or some other HOKIE shit…

If only the influencers of today didn’t try to offset their uselessness with coming across as activists trying to change the world…we don’t need another treasonous Hanoi Jane…we need more “who cares about society, let’s go back to getting naked on the internet”….you know where we don’t give a fuck about each other, or each other’s politics, or whether they are in masks or not….bring APATHY BACK!

Tonight I advise you to be apathetic…stare at titty pics, jerk off in the bathroom when your wife is doing the dishes, or whatever your lonely ass does because you don’t actually have a wife, but you do have a pocket pussy you feel exceptionally close to because you crafted it yourself out of old semen and a pair of panties the last girl you fucked left at your house…10 fucking years ago…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Paige Spiranac Ends the Mask Debate
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Lili Reinhart Goes Topless
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Grabs Patrick Mahomes’ Girlfriend’s Ass on Vacation
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Bella Hadid See Through Selfies!
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UFC Gina Carano Goes Topless for “Freedom”
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Kaia Gerber Skimpy Bikini Puppy Holder
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Creepy Old Guy Sniffing Panties During Zoom….
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Old Guy Staring at Girl in the Gym Putting on a Flexibility Show
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Some COVID MEMES
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Lily Rose Depp – Nipply
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UFC Fighter Mike Perry Had His Hot Girlfriend Work His Corner During UFC Fight Night in Austin
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Selena Gomez Singing in her Car
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Dog that Pees in the Toilet
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Sasha Baron Cohen Mocking America – This Time with a Song
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Katy Perry Wanted to Kill Herself After Breaking Up with Orlando Bloom the First Time
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Wife Beater
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Bella Thorne’s Fake Sister has an Only Fans she Gets Naked on!
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Lucy Hale – Side Boob
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Ezekiel Elliott Admits to Being “Low Key Faded” After Forgetting to End His Livestream
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J.Lo with the Booty Shot
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Man Guesses his Own Farts Before Farting….
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Two Sea Lions Chilling on a Boat
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Topless Model Jennifer Gilmore
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Golfer’s Epic Fart Caught on a Hot Mic and Blamed on Another Golfer
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Annalynne McCord Bikini Jet Ski
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Some Rare Photos of Hollywood in the 90s….
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Skyler Grey in a Revealing Bikini
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Get Kate Beckinsale an Oscar for her Freddie Mercury Performance
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Some Hilarious Instagram VS Reality
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Hawk Took Refuge in a Taxi and Refuses to Leave
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Nude Model Being Tropical
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David Blaine Hodling his Breath for 17 Minutes…
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Aubrey O’Day’s New TERRIFYING Tatoo
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Ukrainian Man Gets Beat with a Sausage
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Seagull Eating a Bunny….
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Inka Williams is a Hot Hot Model
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Broadway Taking the Rest of the Year Off – How Will We Survive
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Celeb Bikini Round-Up from 2007-2008….
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Anastasia Karanikolaou Hot Upskirt…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Emily Ratajkowski Ugly Dog Walker
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Vanessa Kerby in Jeans and a Slutty Shirt
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Eiza Gonzalez hard Nips in a Slutty Dress
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Lily James in a Bikini in the Park
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Emmy Rossum Looking Like Shit in Shorts
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Phoebe Price – Tennis Star
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Ariel Winter Fat in leggings
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Jenna Coleman in a Park
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Aubrey Plaza Dog Walker
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Vanessa Hudges Out in LA
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Dakota Johnson in Leggings
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Scarlett Johansson in a Dress
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Helena Christensen Long Legs in NYC
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Ariana Grande Hiking in Winter Clothes
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Whole Bunch of Booty!
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10 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Big Tits in a Kimono
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Big Shower Tits
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USB Fail
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Deep Fucking Butthole
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Public Blowjob
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Bouncing and Oiling Huge Tits…
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Mental Mondays
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Naked Scarlett!
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19 and Making Porn….
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Naked on a Truck
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Glasses and Huge Tits
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Post Workout Titty Sweat
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20 People having a Shitty Day
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The Caught Compilation
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Big Tits on a Vibrartor
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Barbara Palvin Uncrossing Legs Like Sharon Stone…
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2020

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about Vanessa Hudgens is that she was quick to get naked on the camera phone before it was a thing. I think she was probably the first leaked nude scandal and she didn’t get fired from Disney for it. They played it as if she was the victim and as someone who has gone up against Disney’s lawyers, those fuckers CONTROL the media and change Any narrative they want, it’s pretty terrifying….but yeah her nudes inspired girls to get nude and realize there was no major consequence for being nude, it’s just nudity on the internet, like whatever….which I guess paved the way for every 18 year old girl getting an OnlyFans because they can monetize their content, get rich from their content, nude or not…it’s a winning strategy to never get a real job….because jobs are for suckers…

My second favorite thing about Vanessa Hudgens is seeing her mom, who is a “Boat person” as in fresh off the boat from the Philippines, who probably grew up in a Shanty working at a call center, and who now lives that LA celebrity life Americans dream of….because she sold her daughter to Diseny, which is nothing compared to what you sell your daughter to in the Philippines in order to get those monthly Western Union transfers from them…..

This is her pride post, because nothing says “I support gay men” like a bikini pic….

Oh right, pride has been appropriated or STOLEN from gay men by lesbians, trannies, intersex, queer, asexuals..and basically any group that identify by their sexual perversions or deviances…which unfortunately for you doesn’t include dudes into being shit on by women…you simp incel fuck….but you can look at the High School Musical girl in her bikini and the titty looks round.

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