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2020

Jun

The Kardashian’s Fingering Each Other’s Buttholes of the Day

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There is no secret that the Kardashians are some fucking trash built off of a staged sex tape that for some reason Ryan Seacrest decided was a really marketable family, so he got them their own reality show, at the right time, securing what would have been barely relevant afterthoughts of the OJ Simpson trial, or Paris Hilton, but instead they blew the fuck up….because they were the right level of trash at the right time and they launched a social media marketing agency when social media just started with the “brightest” Minds to run their fat lazy rich channels…creating some billin dollar empire of literal shit….

I don’t find any of it impressive, but I do find it unfortunate that girls everyone turn to them, to follow their lead, that brands that don’t fuck with “Porn” will fuck with them, that they are seen as high fashion, or the voice of America…or that Kim is now pretending to be a lawyer, instead of embracing being an idiot who sucked dick on camera…

Anyway, the most followed family, that America Loves because America is broken and this should have been the first clue into that when they firs happened 10 years ago….continue to be trash as they finger each other’s assholes on social media because they are weird, incest driven, inappropriate garbage that have won at life, that believe their own hype, and you are all the fuckers who created them or allowed them to be created….tragic really..

So as all the fortune 500 brands think of clever ways to use the promo model level Kardashians for their 1,000,000 dollar per post scam…..even though they hate anything sexual…these girls are doing lesbian sister shit…unless that ass is their dad’s…I don’t know who’s hand or finger that is…but we’re going with Kourtney and Khloe working the “try to stay relevant” as the others are posting slutty selfies…as a solid reminder that we live in bizarro world….

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2020

Jun

Lais Ribeiro Getting Wet of the Day

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Monday’s are the fucking worst, all these bitches get busy during the weekend to get their best bikini or half naked content together, you know because they are so busy being rich and basically retired the rest of the week….

So I’m bombarded with bikini pics, bathing suit pics, and I feel compelled to post them all, it’s a compulsion, you know I’ve trained myself to do this by doing this over and over again every day for the last 15 years, otherwise I wouldn’t fucking bother doing it, but the routine is what gets me doing it…what else am I to do…but it doesn’t mean I like it…if anything it’s just a solid distraction from doing something that I actually want to do…like sit and stare at the wall and/or make dot com billions.

That said, here’s Lais Ribeiro, the Brazilian teen mom who managed to make it to America to work for Victoria’s Secret as a set of tanned single mom tits….in what I assume had to do with Epstein’s Human Trafficking ring funded by Victoria’s Secret, but I am not about to research any of that, it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that her ass is sagging and looking a little like a single mom than I wan’t model ass to look, but you don’t care about any of that, you see skin and that’s all you need.

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2020

Jun

Lady Gaga Forgets Her Pants of the Day

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I say that Lady Gaga has forgot her pants, but we all know that she intentionally forgot her pants, knowing that the paparazzi is always near Lady Gaga…..

Maybe it is in efforts to moon the fucking world with her ass, in a fuck you all “I’m famous” kind of way, you know no shame, because she’s put all of herself out there and she’s used to being poked and proded like the lifestock she is….

It is an ass that I have grabbed at least once without her consent because when life gives you lemons you grab them and see if you get caught, and as far as I’m concerned being drunk in the club next to Lady Gaga was life giving me lemons and I did what I had to do to live with myself going forward….if there’s a celebrity ass in fishnets and panties in the VIP booth you can reach into..you’d be doing yourself a disservice by NOT grabbing her ass….#metoo….

The point is that Lady Gaga is some puppet, media manipulator, brain washer, who for some reason makes songs that everyone knows every lyric to do, and that’s some sorcery I am uncomfortable with, but her ass is her best feature, despite her face looking like an ass, and not in a good way…she’s a monster, but her ass is the redeem quality…you know her boyfriends only fuck her from behind…since it’s all she’s got…and the reason she’s out there with her ass out…cuz she knows it’s all she’s got…besides that brainwashing singing capabilities but who cares about any of that distraction from her ass.

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2020

Jun

Jessica Alba Titty Bounce of the Day

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I don’t really know how we live in a society that is so fucking stupid that not only do we all have tracking devices in our pockets because of our need to stay connected with each other…or because they are disguised as portable cameras that you can capture pics of yourself for when staying connected with each other….so insecure and pathetic that the idea of being “alone” terrifies us….

More importantly, I don’t really know how we live in a society where we can open the door to CHINA, after everything we know about CHINA, whether you believe it or not, they manufacture your goods, they are richer than you, they have all your trade secrets, and are better than you…whether you believe in CHINA being a threat or not…they execute their own politicians who misbehave…it’s a different culture…but yeah…you’ll download an app from CHINA to either watch people lip sync and dance on….or produce videos of yourself lip syncing or dancing…in a “whatever, if they want to track me, let them, I need to dance motherfucker…on Camera…like my life is a variety show”…

Then you see characters like Jessica Alba, who is rich as shit off a “Tech Company”…who was rich as shit off a low level “hot chick” celebrity in movies…who never got naked….and it’s just like “why the fuck is she that in need of being watched”….it’s pretty embarrassing, whether you jerk off to her or not….like grow up you dumb bitch, be a fucking adult…who is producing more responsible, compelling, thought provoking content than dumb choreogrpahy….if she wants to do dance videos…do them on her HONEST company website….it’s all so mindless, stupid…they are KEEPING us dumb…

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2020

Jun

Rita Ora Cultural Appropriation But Topless of the Day

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Rita Ora is pretty bold rocking her cornrows like she was born in the Caribbean…especially in this era of Black Lives Mattering that I am going to assume she’s a part of, despite being from the UK, where the immigrants and minorities have free schooling, free health care, like in Canada…and can’t really worry about the plight of the American Black Man because of the color of their skin, because the American black man has it fucking worse…

But yeah, corn rows, braids, dreads, eating Jamaican Patties in Public….all risky fucking behavior that can bite you in the ass.

I assume she’s trying to get cancelled, just to get people to talk about her, I mean the topless selfies from a bitch who is always posting up her tits from every angle to get noticed, despite pretending she’s a pop star who should only need to use her meaningful music to spread her talent and word and the tits an after shot rather than the ONLY thing we know about her…because despite the olive skin, I don’t think Rita Ora is mixed race….I think she’s Alabian from Kosovo…. which aren’t even the blacks of Europe, Sicilians are…but here she is appropriating….the fucking nerve…

Hot tits though.

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2020

Jun

Jessica Simpson Country Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is getting a lot of hype for her bikini pics….because I guess she’s turning 40 in a week or two, but more importantly, the breeder who has had a few litters of Simpson babies is not in her fat days….but I am sure she’ll go back to being fat…she yoyo’s like a kid with no friends…or money to buy real actual toys…

Let me tell you my personal experience with these images, you know make a produced image of Jessica Simpson modelling her own bikinis that she’s trying to sell on both her social media as well as at Walmart or wherever she makes her billions a year with her dumb fast fashion for the masses brand….

I saw them on my “news feed” not my “social media feed” because I don’t fuck with Social media….on Friday and thought about posting them over the weekend because I wasn’t doing anything to prevent me from throwing it up…but said “fuck that” to myself because you are unappreciative fucks who don’t pay me to do this shit, so you can see it your damn self on social media and you don’t need my rants about how fat Jessica Simpson has been over the years because bitch clearly likes her Texas BBQ….until Weight Watchers offers her a million dollars to get fit….

The media is hyping her photoshopped body up, but it looks like a 40 year old mom of three or four to me….maybe a 40 year old who goes to Pilates and eats meal salads at Cheesecake Factory….maybe one who wears leggings and other youthful things in public…but who is still a fucking 40 year old chick manipulating with her half nakedness…cow print to remind you of the Texan Longhorn she was just a few months ago…and probably still is because photoshop…but it’s still Jessica Simpson, the least compelling of the popstars of her era…and her big mom titties….that we need to see how they’ve stood up to time, how they hang, what’s with the bikini top bitch, let’s get a little more progressive here.

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2020

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nips in a Tight Dress of the Day

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You may have seen the pics of Eiza Gonzalez in her mother country of Mexico celebrating Pride with her known Gay boyfriend for the media – Timmy Chalomet who also fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles despite his homosexuality…because people are fluid man, don’t label them, or compartmentalize them unless they are BLACK so that you can make sure you fight racism by changing the name of Pancake batter and if you’re lucky your favroite brands will cast black people instead of white people for all their ads…you know MAKE that difference you dumb fucks…..

You may have also seen Eiza Gonzalez defending her racist performances in Mexican TV shows she was a part of, I didn’t read her public statements because we all know she didn’t give a fuck when she was doing it and that obviously passing the buck to the show is the logical thing to do, but when I was 15, I knew Black Face was racist and that was 45 years ago…so get the fuck out of her racist cunt…

I guess that just proves she’s got no soul, will do what it takes to get airtime so she can live her celebrity famous entitled life as an Immigrant in your wonderful America….well, she may not have a soul…but she does have nipples in her tight dress cuz she’s braless and you may like that…even though she’s all plastic surgery lies…

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She was also in a bikini…..when she was pretending to be dating some homosexual actor….and this is her fat ass…

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2020

Jun

Shay Mitchell Post Baby Tits of the Day

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I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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2020

Jun

Ireland Baldwin at the Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin the failed instagram model, thanks to losing her fucking mind early in the game, giving her hotter, tighter bodied cousin a go at it, since the hotter, tighter bodied cousin had already lost her virginity at 16 to Beiber….groupie shit…..and was in the social circle with the Hadids and Jenners, because being the third tier on that overpaid instagram cake, is better than being Ireland Baldwin….

I have been making fun of Ireland and her sheer size, she’s some Godzilla looking bitch on the beach, rocking prison tats like some biker dyke you’d find at an all inclusive resort looking for sperm from the locals because she’s ready to make a baby with her lesbian wife and they figure black babies are the right babies for our current climate…

I do like that she’s in her picnic blanket / tablecloth check like she was Ana De Armas, with the matching headband, it shows that the slob put some effort into her outfit, knowing the paid paparazzi were there for her….but I really like her knee cellulite…cuz you know you’re a fit fucking woman when even your knees have cellulite….#ModelBody…..if you’re a fucking monster sized model….

I don’t hate Ireland Baldwin as much as I hate her shitty tattoos, I even feel bad she’s a punchline to every Alec Baldwin joke, but she doesn’t seem to give a fuck, probably the meds she’s on….because she’s out here still trying, badly, sure, but trying nonetheless which is more than I’d be doing if I had a trust fund…I’d be couching it right….maybe living in Bali or some other country Russian whores dominate….this whole 8 year attempt to get famous and to be interesting almost in the same place she started is just sad….which is why I always try to promote her when I see her trying…I feel bad…she deserves more hype considering the hype some of these celeb kids get….

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2020

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Shitty Tattoo But Nude of the Day

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I know that Aubrey O’Day is some 40 year old fat chick that you barely remember but if you think hard enough you’ll remember…because she was on some DIDDY making of the band TV show that I think was actually called Making of the Band, because I can’t remember basically anything, from conversations to sentences I am writing out mid-sentence….but I can remember Diddy’s show was probably called Making of the Band, despite never seeing it, fuck you internet for turning me into the worst version of WIKIPEDIA ever…

That said, she did Celeb Apprentice, fucked Don Jr, got fat, fucked black dudes, got fit, fucked a Jersey Shore contestant…found facetune or the iphone photoshop and thought “I’ll push my hotness on here” with the most over the top filtered shoots of her being provocative…and now she’s clearly lost her fucking mind official…all these women eventually lose their minds official…because she got a tattoo that goes up her entire fucking body, turning her into what you’d probably want to imagine your decomposing body looks like underground….a nice floral arrangement….cuz you dead….

What I am saying, any redeeming qualities this woman had in trying to be fit and hot are officially “she’s got mental fucking problems”…and we can retire Aubrey O’Day’s jersey as she goes on to do things like “Inked Magazine” and other tattoo conventions. She’s trash.

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