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2020

14

May

Kira Kosarin in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Kira Kosarin posted this yellow bikini celebration of her tits a few days ago for her pervert fans.

She’s got 5 million of them, so even though you don’t even know who she is, unless you know who she is, in which case you should probably be reported to the authorities since her celebrity only happened before she was 18 on a Nickelodeon show. I am not sure it was a Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy show, but I am sure it is equally perverted….

She’s apparently doing the whole music thing, since music is easy money to supplement her social media income and I guess this is her promoting that the right way, the only way girls know how, it will be interesting when this #metoo movement is less hypocritical and women get where they gotta go without showing tit. That will never happen because women LOVE showing tit…and whining about it so you don’t think they are showing tit for attention, that’s misogynistic, even if they are showing tit for attention, that’s her right as a woman, don’t man-splain to her otherwise…fucking stupid as shit.

She’s 22 now, she’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bath salts, fishing or sell my whore daughter to the industry…..

Posted in:Kira Kosarin|SFW

2020

14

May

Social Distancing Zumba and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Fleeing in a Stolen Car….

Just a Dude and His Gun

Man Kicks Kid after Crashing into his Wife

Angry Gas Pumper

Winning at Life…

Man Attacked in a Liquor Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

14

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think I am very good at reddit…which in the event you didn’t know is the number 1 porn site on the internet.

I used to post links from this site up there to get some reddit traffic and it never worked out, never went viral, so I said fuck it….and never went back..but you’d think at least one creepy fan would have gave me some Karma…not that I even know what this Karma shit is…I just know my Karma on it is BAD.

I’ve been a member since 2006, which I assume is around the time they started….and my KARMA is 1.

I don’t think you can get any worse than that….14 years of the same reddit account and a Karma of 1.

Pretty much an overview of my internet experience as a whole.

I know you don’t care because I don’t even care, but I felt like posting it up since this is like my diary…and I am like a teen girl you don’t want to admit you want to fuck…as you jerk off to her diary…only a teen girl probably has a bigger dick.

I know I should be talking only fans and sluts of instagram…which I guess I am since they all live on reddit, as it is the best porn site on the internet…it would have to be considering the pussy the founder married and knocked up…I mean you gotta have a weird fucking fetish to do that.

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Elle Fanning Selfies!
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LA Galaxy Star in Bed with a Naked Model who May be Kyle Jenner!
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Hot Nude Model of the Day
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Melissa Ethridge’s Son Died of Opiates at 21!
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Next Level Gummy Wall Prank
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Huge Bobcat Jump
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Robot Takes a Stroll
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Throwback Jerry Stiller Roast
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Disney App Proving it Fucking Sucks
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Needy Girl!
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Babe Drools On Her Own Tits.
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Girls Doing 1000s Perv Things All Live and All For Free
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2020

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The most important debate going on right now, even amidst the handling of the covid crisis and the upcoming election, two things that keep people divided like the government wants, you know “Divide and Conquer”….

Is whether the girls promoting their only fans that you should never pay for, I repeat never pay for, they are using you and in promoting their only fans they give away enough for free, and just because they realize the followers they used to beg for is not actual currency, while actual currency is currency, reminding us that people are idiots.

You can’t give your smut away for years to build the fans, then say “followers don’t pay my rent” once you’ve got the follows. It is illegal. It is called bait and switch.

I forget what the most important debate going on right now…I get distracted by influencers becoming sex workers in denial.

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Sluts being Slutty.
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PhillY Fan with Big Tits.
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Vanessa Hudgens Tongue Tied.
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Madonna’s Booty Pic.
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BBC Sports Commentator Has A Video Conference With His Dogs!
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Darwin Award Death!
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LA Galaxy Player Posts a Picture with a Naked Model
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See Through Outtakes
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Lucy Hale Showing Off Her Thighs
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Nina Dobre Quarantine Hair
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Anja Rubik is Nude
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Ratajkowski is Braless in White Tank Tops
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Cat Does Not Want To Let Go Off The Pizza
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Jerry Stiller Gets Roasted By The N Y Friars Club!
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Paris Jackson Tattooing Herself
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Sommer Ray in a Hot and Wild Shoot
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The 20th Century Fox Intro Played With Scrambled Eggs!
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Celeb Lawyer File Gets Hacked
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Bobcat Jump
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Hailey Baldwin in a Hot Bikini – Sweating it Out
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Maria Demina’s Model in a Thong
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Living in an Ocean on a Ship
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Robot Dog in Singapore
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Khloe Kardashian having Another Baby?
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Big Gorilla of India
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Bregje Heinen in Activewear
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Nina is a Topless Model
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Two Anne Rice Vampire Stories on AMC
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Funny Pics
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Slut Nicole Kopchak
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Ariel Winter is Fat and Braless
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LA Galaxy Player Posts a Picture with a Naked Model
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Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Alison Brie Legs
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A Fanning in a Dress
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Lucy Hale Got Titties
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Thylane Blondeau in a Mask
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Big Grab
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Nasty Fatty at a Glory Hol
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

13

May

Madonna Ass Shot of Day

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Madonna posted up her super fucking weird looking old as shit jacked up ass….with the most geriatric caption…

Finally going to get my regenerative treatment for my missing cartilage!! I would be jumping up and down if i could after 8 months of being in pain. Wish me Luck!

I guess the high risk COVID senior citizen wanted to sex things up in a weird way for those of us who jerked off to her tits when she was still seen as old to us, 25 fucking years ago.

Nothing says sex quite like talking about missing cartilage and hip replacements…throw in some dry pussy thanks to being a fucking corpse…maybe a little “I piss myself thanks to the cancer surgery”….and other old person things…

I mean people do jerk off to old people….so it’s not as weird as it should be, and if anything fucking Madonna could be hot, not because she’s a trained dancer from being a culture vulture stealing all the trends from real artists….back when she started…not because it’s a great story to tell people…but because she’s still hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked…even if she’s disgusting…

Posted in:Madonna

2020

13

May

Another Russian Model of the Day

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I was in the hot Russian girl of instagram vortex because Russian babes of instagram seem like the Russian Doping scandals of every Olympics where Russia has won….

The babes of Russia are looking at the American instagram girls being like “you think that’s a babe, this is a babe” and they are just better at it.

They all go hard, go big, go naked. I guess it is the soft sell mail order bride or sex worker, I call it doing the Irina Shayk…where we can’t quite place what is being done here, we just know it’s being done….are they going to ask for money, are they going to sell us bullshit we don’t need, are they looking to swindle brands to pay them per post, are they looking for rich guys to finance their lives….whatever it is, the world is coming together, as it always has, not for COVID but for finding and jacking off to international pussy.

Posted in:Features

2020

13

May

Nude Face Mask Photoshoot of the Day

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I think this model’s name is FIO Meos, which makes no fucking sense to me, but I am not Russian, so that could be why.

I think her instagram is @sofiten but who fucking cares, she’s bringing a topical nude shoot of her hot nude body as Russian Sex workers do…I mean they basically dominate the hottest social media content because they’ve embraced sex work as legit work decades ago.

These are the cam models, the porn stars, the soulless women who will pee on demand for the right price because they love money, American culture and will do whatever to get some of it.

It’s som KGB, Russian Spy, Communism made them work harder and better than the American women like them…

So as they all hustle ONLY FANS and Patreon and Premium snapchat they sometimes release shoots like this…MANDATORY MASK, but Panties Optional….and I think it brings hope of a better masked tomorrow.

Now if only the old ladies walking around in masks took her lead and went pussy out…some labia in the wind…to fight this virus alone together…

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Posted in:Feature

2020

13

May

Britney Spears Yoga Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears’ father said that she has dementia in court documents, which is hilarious on one level, since he’s been pulling the mental health card from every angle to retain control over her. Apparently it was in reference to her wanting babies and he put a stop to that because she’s got enough damn babies and they just bite into his profits…

She’s had a pretty crazy story of being abducted in plane sight, everyone just watching her sing and dance ignoring that she’s held in captivity for her family, that are basically human traffickers, all because the smoke and mirrors or light show of fame and fortune distracted people…they forget that the family is ghetto trash and if she didn’t make it at Disney, they’d be letting his bowling buddies run train on her for a case of beer…they may be rich as shit now thanks to exploiting their kid, but that doesn’t delete the pimping pervert trailer trash with a hustle….

Thanks to that hustle, this pussy is top shelf not bargain basement and affordable with foodstamps…now watch the near 40 year old stretch that pussy / spread that pussy proper.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Uncategorized

2020

13

May

Josie Canseco Topless and Wet of the Day

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Josie Canseco is in some salacious positions with some dude who she may or may not be fucking. Last I heard, her boyfriend was a Youtuber, because despite Youtubers being annoying fucking clowns you’d think would never get laid, Google compensates them with 100s of millions of dollars, and well, you know how that goes….and if you don’t it goes like this….they can do crazier things to get more views running their own media companies with staff and cutting brand deals outside of google to make even more than that….and girls love money, even rich trashy ones….and girls love audience, especially while trying to be famous in their own right, and these dudes have audience making the perfect storm for hot eager pussy to ride your clown dick.

Anyway, I don’t know what this implied, Lewd, shoot is for…shitty Jewelry I assume…I just know she’s half naked.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2020

13

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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I like to keep things as trashy as possible here. I always liked the internet for the weirdness and disgusting trash that people would get up to. I fell off course with the site because celebrity content was what people were more into, even though I hate celebs but figured, making fun of them and calling them whores was alright….

In the years I’ve been doing this, the weirdos of the internet have progressively got trashier and trashier, I’ve lost touch with trash as it became fucking everywhere…but I still believe in the disgusting shit people do and think it’s a good idea to post on the internet, it’s far funnier and more amazing and real than a photoshopped bikini pic of some overpaid celebrity cunt.

So with that, we bring you Wet Spot Wednesday, because vile trash is better than vapid idiots who don’t know they are trash.

I’ll keep on posting the real life weirdness that needs the attention, it’s my passion!