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2020

26

May

January Jones Back in a Bikini of the Day

January Jones Bikini

I was having a conversation with myself about people like January Jones yesterday, it was a very fulfilling conversation as all my conversations with myself are and I figured it’d come in handy for the next time January Jones posted up a bikini pic while not out there raising Jason Sudeikis’ love child, or would it be Bastard child that I am not sure he’s a deadbeat dad with, or that January Jones is just a cunt about, keeping her kid away from his dad, cuz he’s fucking Olivia Wilde…I don’t get into the nitty gritty of celebrity fucking, I really don’t care about any of these trashy fucking people.

What I do care about is that I preferred when celebs were kept at an arm length away. I saw that Dr Dre did some interview that came out yesterday about the same concept, which is basically that social media is a shitty way to interact with celebrities, because having access to celebrities, even having the chance for a celeb to engage with you is not that way a celebrity / fan relationship is supposed to be.

The celebrity is supposed to be this mystical creature, an untouchable creature….they shouldn’t be a reality star who documents thier every move. I don’t need to know January Jone’s whore personality, I prefer just assuming they are whores who aren’t whores for us because we have nothing to offer them……until social media…and now I realize she’s officially a girl who uses her tits for attention, loves the likes and follows…it’s a currency to her…and she’s not alone in this…they are all that personality type that love ratings, reviews and being the center of attention…so of course when given the chance to be an influencer, they take it…because the whole psychology of influencers is what fueled these old hags to go to Hollywood in the first place to try to make it…ego, narcissism, a false sense of confidence in their talent and a willingness to suck old executive dick, or maybe give a good titty job…because Hollywood was built on perversion….

I just find it cheapens them, so why see them in movies playing characters of interest, when they’ve turned themselves into memes or basic onlyfans type girls…it’s pretty low level, especially when they are already rich….

The exclusivity, the secret world of celeb, far more interesting than rich people bored on instagram who love attention….it’s just garbage..


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2020

26

May

Phoebe Price Balloons Out for Memorial Day of the Day

Phoebe Price Memorial Day

I guess Phoebe Price doesn’t really know what Memorial Day is, but in her defense, I don’t think she even knows what planet she is on.

It makes the whole thing all the more amazing as the mid-40s to mid-60 year old continues to mock celebrity the best way.

I will forever encourage her trolling, in part because it’s weird and because she thinks in her core that she’s an actual celeb, making the whole thing even funnier, because barely anyone actually CARES enough to follow her despite being an icon who manipulates the media and has for decades at this point.

I just think she is no different than the Kardashians in her clickbait, but it’s more mocking the whole industry than being an industry, but what she’s contributed over the years will one day be seen for the value that it is…when people understand that it is a deep rooted troll and not some thirsty bottom feeder…even if Phoebe doesn’t know it’s a deep troll.

Either way, What the fuck?!


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2020

26

May

Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day

Christina Aguilera Cleavage

Christina Aguilera has her titties out in a robe, which I guess is a fetish that is usually presented as a TOWEL DROP….but she’s 40 and was raised in an aquarium of pop music and extreme fame…she doesn’t know what the fuck is up, she just knows if she puts a titty selfie on the internet people will respond favorably because they grew up on her or because of the novelty of a now 40 year old popstar doing low level instagram shit because she can and because she’s got nothing else to do with herself…

I always liked her tiny frame that is now a monstrous large frame….as it danced around for Genie’s in Bottles wanting to be rubbed the right way. I even liked her fake tits to make her look all the more “Sex Doll”….despite HATING fake tits…

So seeing her dead hair, I mean she’s been bleaching the shit since the 90s HARD, her filtered face that was filter so fucking hard her hand turned into a MITTEN…like she’s got no fucking fingers as they tried to buff out the old face….with tits that don’t look quite as perky as they once were is just a nice reminder of what was….and not necessarily very nice…

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2020

26

May

Hailey Baldwin Booty in Pink Shorts of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Shorts

The highlight of Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with Bieber is when they do these live streams, Q&A’s, moments with their fans that celebs should never reduce themselves to do, but for some reason all celebs do, because I guess they are bored when not working….not that Hailey Baldwin is a celeb, she’s more a trophy wife that’s not the best Trophy in the trophy case but one you don’t mind having because you took its virginity….you see when Hailey Baldwin was underage, she fucked Bieber, long before they reconnected and got married to escape Selena Gomez….

I know that there’s no pre-nup and that Hailey Baldwin is pretty much set for life and Bieber knows that too, so he just fucking abuses her from every angle and the bitch just takes it because despite her arrogance, her attempt at being an influencer, she clearly knows she’s a bottom of the barrel bootleg Hadid and Jenner…only instead of making it on her own, she had to marry a poptart like Justin…

Anyway, the duo are back in the California house after being stuck in Canada where I am sure Hailey Bieber hated every second…the house big, but it’s in some asshole part of Ontario that no one really wants to live…no matter how big the Sauna or Pool is….and in being back in LA, bitch is on that “call the paparazzi to take pics of the ass I’ve been trying to grow out”….

The weirdest thing about her is that she’s all into GOD, which in this GODLESS world is rare, but yet she does all the slutty things those GODLESS Girls do….making it pretty obvious that she’s just a vapid cunt no matter how often she goes to church…or no matter how much her dad and his business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – produce shitty religious smut to celebrate going from Crack to God to Infomercials….

Either way…check out the ass.

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2020

26

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless “Leaked” Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a legend as far as I’m concerned. I don’t actually give a fuck about Lohan and never really have, but if I had to choose a celebrity favorite from the last 15 years of doing this site, even though I think all celebs are losers despite how much money they have or how many fans they have, none are cool…..Lohan would be top of the charts.

In an era before instagram, when paparazzi ran shit, she brought consistent big titty entertainment.

There was a time that I used to TEXT Lohan, because that’s just how nuts she was…I’d wake up to my phone blown the fuck up from her insanity and despite being weird, it just showed that her insanity was more than just you saw as she was self destructing…it was in her crackhead core…

I BELIEVE in a Lohan comeback and a Lohan Oscar nomination. I even have ideas for Lohan to break back into the world….but these leaked pics, that are old pics, but still her tit pics, are a good start to remind you just how nuts she was….and despite being nuts…how representative of an era she was….and despite looking like she’s a 50 year old mom….she’s still Lohan, will always be Lohan and I will forever support anything she does. She’s a legit super star in an era of garbage influencers…so Shout Out to Lohan and her big titties we’ve all seen before….and that some of us have done cocaine with….

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2020

26

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Bikini

Ashley Tisdale’s been ugly for as long as she can remembers, but she has proven with the power of conviction and with the power of Disney, they were able to make her into some “Fake News” / Media Hype through their brain washing tactics…that made people confuse her for being hot.

It is weird to me that people can look at her and think “what a fucking smoke show” or whatever it is you faggots say to describe a bitch you want to fuck….but can’t because you’re an INCEL.

I get the “I’d fuck her” approach to ugly chicks, like that whole “FUCKABLE” rating scheme we used to use when we were men…before the internet stole our penises, gave us trannies and confused us about or genders by shoving how BAD men are down our throat making the weak men cut their dicks off to avoid being classified as evil…even though EVIL is fucking cool…even though EVIL is every piece of shit materialistic fuck selling energy drinks and skinny teas on the internet from some beach somewhere…and all that porno you all produce of yourself….it’s not evil to call bullshit out.

Anyway, all girls are fuckable, there’s just levels to the game….a sliding scale dependant on how drunk you are kind of thing…and Tisdale is FUCKABLE…but that mangled face doesn’t deserve to be called hot no matter how perverted ya’ll are.

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2020

26

May

Gun Wielding Wheel Chair Guy and Other Videos of the Day

Trump Bikini Babes!

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Ducklings Swim on Man’s Back

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2020

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess I should update the site….

Now that the Global Pandemic is basically over…and things are back to life…people are going back to work…it makes me want to go the other direction. Not that this is work, but I guess it kind of is…and if you’re all not working, I want to work, if you are all working, I don’t want to work…it’s the problem with being too cool for school.

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Riquelle is Nude in the Water….
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Caroline Sanchez – Bikini Model
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Paragliding Almost Loses Life When Parachute Got Tangled Up
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Christina Aguilera Showing Some Cleavage
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2020

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Memorial Day is a Day for you to disrespect those who fought / died for your freedom, because freedom isn’t free, and you are all the ones who get to benefit from that…so why not shit on all their selfless work with your trashy garbage existence….as you BBQ, get wasted and have no real idea what the fuck day it is, in part because of COVID you are ignoring and protesting, but also because you’re a vapid piece of shit, entitled spoiled brat, who is too busy caught up in their own meaningless lives taking selfies hoping to monetize said selfies….

So the REAL respect or tribute is irrelevant to most, they may say it, but all they care about is their damn selves…

That said, I am Canadian, and appreciate all the memeorial day bikini pics….keep them coming even if they are an inconsiderate tribute…

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Emily Ratajkowski Proving She’s Got a Booty
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Florida Beach Gets a Visit from the Grim Reaper
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Sailor Brinkley Cook Quits Photoshop
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The Reigning Miss BumBum Puts Her Ample Support Behind David Beckham
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Georgia Fowler Topless for Fashion
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Jeff Ross Roasts his Fans
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Steph Curry’s Wife in her Bikini
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Sommer Ray’s Skimpy Bikini
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Guy Puts a Dirt Bike Engine in a Toy Barbie Car
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Carrie Underwood Bikini!
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Barbara Palvin is Hot with her Breast Plate On
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2020

25

May

Maria Menounos See Through Bra of the Day

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Back in 2011, Maria Menounos flashed her PUSSY ON THE BEACH …so we have seen her pussy stick its tongue out at us at least once that I can remember and it was exciting. I mean she was the Mary Hart of her generation, hosting her shitty entertainment TV show as the eye candy for husbands forced to watch the shit with their shitty wives in a pre-streaming era, you know keep them interested….

I was of the school of thought that the greek slut was fine with showing her pussy, because as a Greek, her asshole was her real pussy. They basically invented anal sex with olive oil as a people, so it’s Greek stereotype that holds some truth to me, because I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy who was fucking the 300 pound secretary strictly up the ass because he had a wife at home and pussy was only for making babies.

The fact that 9 years later, I am still doing this shit is insane, but not as insane as how good Maria Menounos still looks, I mean she’s in her 40s.

Not that anyone should care about Menounos, her age or her bikini, I mean there are real celebs, influencers and all that out there, but I’ll post it for old times, I mean since I have seen her pussy already, I feel like we’ve old friends at this point.

The fact that in 2011, I thought I had been doing the site for a few years too long, only to be doing the site 9 years later….is fucking stupid on my part but what the fuck else am I do to…you keep coming by, so me reducing myself to this site is ON you. I had dreams man…DREAMS…(no I didn’t),…but if I did…it’s your fault I haven’t fulfilled them because I’m here posting Menounos bikini pics that you can see on Instagram…I am obsolete.

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