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2020

05

May

Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day

I am not a queer, but during the popstar wars of Y2k, I was team Christina Aguilera and not Team Britney, because Aguilera was dirtier, even her song was dirty…she was a tiny thing with big bolt on fake tits that looked like a broken girl destined for porn if she didn’t have that big voice.

It was less of a popstar war and more conversations while drunk at dive bars that played top 40, I just think teen girls and gay dudes alike probably sided with either one of the popstars, so if you removed the fact that it was more a WHO WOULD YOUR RATHER…than a who has better style, or songs….it becomes a bit more normal but admittedly still weird.

I made a bet with someone that I would fuck Aguilera in my lifetime, more of a joke than anything, so when the day it actually happened…and I was one inch inside her and not just the tip…I was actually surprised…mainly because the girl I was inside was not actually Christina Aguilera but a street whore with platinum hair like Christina Aguilera…but close enough.

I didn’t anticipate that Aguilera would be the one to eat her feelings or end up fat as shit, but she did, and at 40…still out here sloppy tits out…looking 40….I’m glad I never got up in her like I bet I would…not to mention, I am not dead yet, so it could still happen…just a long drawn own dream playing out later in life…which is better than not playing out at all….there’s always that hope…even if dreams change and I don’t even want this shit anymore….but we had our moment when I did and that’s what matters.

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2020

05

May

Titty Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Titty Tuesday – so here are a bunch of amazing babes of instagram, I’d name that all but found them in random places and it’s not my job to give free promotions to random girls of instagram I don’t know….or to give you information you could use for further masturbation to the tits you like…because you don’t pay me for this shit…

You see, other sites have paywalls for a fucking reason motherfuckers…we NEED TO EAT you know…and I get no respect or appreciation or MONEY from you…despite giving you all this content daily….better than any site I’ve ever been to but I’m biased…

So fuck you…and celebrate these awesome tits on TITTY TUESDAY….I finally got the hashtag right…last week I did it as Watermelon Wednesday, two weeks ago it was TITTY THURSDAY…but Titty Tuesday is the one.

I am so current…so relevant…using trending hashtags like a boomer trying to be youthful that I am.

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2020

05

May

This is Appropriate for Instagram of the Day

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So like how the politicians all say “we will not name the killer” in mass shootings, I will not name the instagram babe who produces wild content, because I do not want to drive attention her way, that she will in-turn get her account deleted and force her to stop producing the amazing content….so if you want to know who this is, you’re on your own.

Not that Instagram would delete her, Instagram owned by Facebook and Google are two of the biggest porno websites on the internet, they just pretend they aren’t.

So while sites like this that are not porn are being labeled porn because of the name, or because I link to porn that I find LOLZ, which is just unfair.

DrunkenStepfather has had at least 7 instagram accounts deleted and they weren’t even pornographic so I will not risk this girl as a sacrificial lamb to make my point that IG is porno.

I mean this girl is legit posting pics of her basically masturbating with a shower head like a middle aged mom before sex toys were socially accepted, or some girl discovering how to make herself orgasm, while telling the family she’s had a long day and needs a soak….the shower head is almost a cliche sex toy like the pool jet, or the hairbrush…so I know what this girl is doing, you know what this girl is doing, and Facebook Instagram and all their shareholders are cool with it…but then they delete all kinds of other shit.

Just don’t trust the evil corporations you give all your data to, that’s all I am saying, they are corrupt, twisted fucks….but at least we get to discover content like this on there. Thanks Zuckerberg for the good times…

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2020

05

May

Nina Dobrev Bikinis of the Day

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Nina Dorbev is fed up of staying indoors, so she’s gone out to her backyard in a bikini to pretend she’s in CABO…because she’s doesn’t really understand struggle, which is funny, considering she’s from some Communist country and her parents were likely raised in those communist struggles, before moving her to Canada to steal our jobs, thanks to lax immigration laws….

Her real name is NIKOLINA, from Sofia (Richie) Bulgaria, but CANADA is where she got her start to be the vapid cunt who writes shit about the struggle of being kept indoors in her LA house….while people are out there dying and struggling to fucking eat…

I guess like all first generation immigrants, the parents try to make the kids assimilate as hard as they can forgetting the war torn Bulgaria they are from….

It’s pretty risky to post anything in these times, yet these cunts seem to be pretty good at being offensive…but luckily the bikinis make it all ok….

Nina Dobrev was also in Shorts? OK….

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2020

05

May

Frontline HealthCare Workers Being Inappropriate of the Day

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I’ve been posting the nurse nudes uploaded to the internet since the COVID crisis happened. You know me, always on the cusp of breaking stories, with my journalistic integrity, keeping this site SO fucking relevant no one I’ve ever met in my life has ever heard of it.

This isn’t about me, this is about the sex workers who became nurses to continue their sex work for both the doctors they want to end up with and their fans on the internet with nurse fetishes…you know just loving the idea of being taken care of by a woman, since nurses are by default women….and the women who either do the nurse thing because it’s an easy job to get into and to get paid well doing…a solid back-up plan…or maybe they aim to please and thus are pleasing all of us with their SMUT….

We can all agree it’s a weird thing to do on the job, why aren’t they being fired for this? I mean they are supposed to be overworked and stressed and struggling and actual heroes saving lives…

It’s pretty funny that these people are being celebrated for being so overworked and struggling during the COVID crisis when really they are being whores….

That’s not to say that I hate that this is going on, I love when bitches get naked, I just find it fucking nuts.

I just hold a higher standard for healthcare workers, higher than sex workers, where they should be taking care of their patients…not Spreading their SLUG juice all over their patients…or spreading COVID up inside them.

The world is nuts.

Posted in:Nurse

2020

05

May

Madison Beer’s See Through Top of the Day

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I caved and posted these Madison Beer’s Staged, But Possibly Real Masturbation Videos…that don’t scream revenge porn or hack…but do scream…”I am going to make a fake masturbation video” because that’s a way to get some attention and is a loophole to not be considered an obvious slut, but rather a victim. It’s tactics….

I don’t follow her career, or even her tits on the regular because I don’t give a fuck…but I am SURE she is trying to promote something and what better way to do it that a hand bra covering your nipples as you put your hands in your panties…showing no one ANYTHING…the SAFE FOR WORK masturbation video…. YOU CAN SEE HERE ..

I assume I’ll get a tackdown notice, you know part of the hustle or troll of fake masturbation videos or leaked nudes is to get the lawyer to send out takedown notices so people assume they are legit, but I highly doubt this girl is in any panic whatsoever. She was raised a Youtube Exhibitionist who sings cover songs for the perverts on youtube who like watching little kids sing cover songs…and I assume she started using her big tits for her small frame back then…at her mom’s guidance…to get the record deal that makes her a “legit” celeb, even though no one knows who she is…..

These selfies of hers, showcasing her braless tits, see through enough to see nipple discoloration will make some of you big titty on a small frame of a youtuber turned mainstream signed artist that hasn’t got any hit songs fetishits fulfilled.

It’s basically how all young girls operate now, sex work is real work and easier work that actual work, so start an Only Fans or a premium snap to fit in and be cool. The weirdest advancement in humanity ever…but that’s the life we live…so much nudity and I’m not complaining thanks to my perversion and wanting to see every bitch accept and acknowledge she’s a sex worker, rather than the denial that they’ve tried to pull forever.

It just makes all those times I call these girls whores valid…like I was speaking the truth…instead of being called some misogynistic woman hater…when I am like the young kids…a woman lover…especially when those women are whores…

It’s like the world is finally joining my team….and it’s nice to have been right…and to have faced adversity while being right…and seeing it all come together with 15 years of daily updated observations to prove “I said it first” you fuckers.

Posted in:Madison Beer

2020

05

May

Bikini model Cameltoe-ing Herself of the Day

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This model’s name is Fernanda, I think…who fucking cares if you’re so interested in her check her INSTAGRAM where you can follow her every move as a graphic designer with a Hot bikini body straight from the mean streets of Santiago Chile…

The photographer’s name is TRIPLAB and he’s from Argentina…

I don’t know why I am giving you the geographic location of model and photographer, it’s probably because you will never travel again….you have to be fucking crazy to get on a plane, but you can always build out an old school bus like the predator you are and drive down to South America…

Not much going on here but some hip tiny tattoos the hip kids have…with some decent sized tits with some bikini bottoms being pulled up into the cunt…the self-cameltoe is the most important cameltoe because there’s no confusing it with accidental “my pants too tight for my fat pussy” going on….you know girl wants you to see her PUSSY DEFINITION…and that is what LIFE is about.

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2020

05

May

Star Wars Day Girl with the Win of the Day

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It was Star Wars Day yesterday (May the Fourth)…so people produced content around that because why not be part of a trending hash tag to feel like you matter.

I think the leader of Star Wars Day has risen to the top of the internet with this video…of her naked body fucking a light sabre for all the Star Wars nerds out there.

I don’t fuck with Star Wars, I just don’t find it interesting and I always hated the Sci/Fi Fantasy Dungeon and Dragons Comic Book reading losers….but I wouldn’t bully thing, I was more interested in bullying the cool kids or those who thought they were cool….because they were the real fucking losers…so always remember that bullying is good when the enemy is the right enemy…not some virgin autistic fuck who is just trying to get by.

That said, I probably bullied some losers too, but that’s not the point, the point is Fuck Star Wars….or literally FUCK Star Wars like this bitch is because she knows that if you are a Star Wars fan, you’re an easy target to MILK the fuck out of. Nerd Shit…Olivia Munn hustle.

I posted the more “hardcore” version HERE , because we are keeping it classy by keeping this site PENETRATION free…and there’s penetration since anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Posted in:Videos

2020

05

May

Dude Gets fired – Trashes Grocery Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage Fights ends in Knock Out…

Woman Licking Hand and Touching Food

Man Wipes Nose on Worker…

Older Woman can Chug

Hot Babe of the Day

Driver of the Day…

Some Girl and Her 10,000 dollar Tits are Mad

Mask Win…

Food Crash!

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2020

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if sex addicts are losing their minds in this era of not fucking strangers in part because the strangers aren’t as sex addicted as they are making the meet ups more challenging…..

Are you screaming out of their apartment windows asking every passer by to fuck, in an attempt to orchestrate an orgy….or are they just going to embrace homosexuality and start the gay apps cuz you know they aren’t quarantining the sex….girls have more self preservation….gays have prep and now think they are invincible and even when they didn’t have prep…they’d be willing to die for a good, average or even bad ass fuck…while women….they are more about protecting the species, breeding the species, they even hear higher pitch noises than us to instinctively save the species….

I guess there are fat chicks that still feel like they are fat chicks…and not the hot chicks the whole inclusivity and body shaming gave unnecessary confidence to…so they are willing to meet up…you for that chance to feel hot for once in their fat chick life…

Hare are some stepLINKS…on Cinco De Mayo, Taco Tuesday, at home…..

Julia Morena is Hot Hot Hot and FLashing
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Madison Beer Selfies Hard!
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Madison Beer’s Masturabtion Video That Has Got to Be Staged.
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Football Player with his Porn Chick in Miami
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Bella Thorne and Ruby Rose!
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Cokehead Scott Disick Enters Rehab
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Big Bang Actress has a COVID Baby
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Dog Stands Up for Treats
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Watch out for the Killer Hornets
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This Carole Baskin Troll is a Winner
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Humane Mousetrap Fail
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Katherine McNamara Hot on Star Wars Day
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Post Apocalyptic Naked Model
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Lindsay Vonn BikinI Car Wash
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Dead Football Coach
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