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2020

01

May

Skylar Grey Nude of the Day

I’ve done posts on Skylar Grey before and for once I remember who she is. I’m always like “I don’t know who this bitch is” when it’s really the one responsibility I have to you my dear reader that I know is a Russian Spam bot trying to rig the election in Biden’s favor…

The point is that sometimes, despite hating celebrities and thinking they are overrated pieces of shit who offer the world nothing, I remember the celebrity tits in question for what they have done in that shitty, narcissitic, entertainment industry bullshit…

In this case, she’s written a bunch of pop songs, and is launching a solo career as song writers do, they want that glory too…and she’s marketing herself by being slutty, reducing herself to tits, and is probably one of those “Don’t Sexualize Me”…types…who can’t admit that tits get hits and that’s the only reason anyone is watching her…

Either way, boring.

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2020

01

May

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora is a titty model who forgets she’s a titty model and pretends to be a pop star or singing…I guess it seems more high profile, or like it requires more talent than being a titty model, despite titty modelling being the most interesting thing she can do. No song will outdo these tits…it’s like meeting a stripper who tells you she’s a entrepreneur because she’s got a tanning salon or some shit…that makes no money and is financed by her stripping…you gotta remember who you are and what your tits mean to the big picture…if you have big tits just ride it out the whole music thing that has been failing is just over achieving.

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2020

01

May

Naughty Nurses of the Day

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Nurses on the front lines of the fake COVID crisis are the true heroes.

Especially when they get naked on the internet to celebrate all the love and attention they get.

I mean people are honking and banging pots and pans at 7 pm everyday in parts of Canada to let nurses know they matter….

Which I guess gets deep into their egos, and makes them feel invincible, so they get naked on the internet as people do when they feel at the top of their game. confidence man….

The fake COVID crisis isn’t isn’t to say the virus is a scam, I’m sure it’s a real virus, it is just to say all the data is confusing, the reason for the virus or how the virus was handled confusing, the fear mongering top notch, and since I don’t trust the government or the media ever, and since I assume the government is slow moving and probably covering up a fuck up, while liking their new position as BIG BROTHER with the best excuse to BIG BROTHER… I fall into more of what they’d call a conspiracy theorist than just accepting things at face value.

You should never accept things at face value, or listen and believe what TV is telling you but you should also never believe what the internet is telling you.

What isn’t fake news, or lies, or misguided information, is girls getting naked on the internet….

So, these are the heroes of the last few months according to the media that lies to us, but the real heroes are the ones getting naked to deal with being heroes.

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2020

01

May

Huge Straw Challenge is Some Dumbness and Other Videos of the Day

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London Pub Delivers Guiness

Idiot Photo Opp Fail

Arizona Quarantine

Just a Dude Lighting Checmical Solvant on Fire

Motorcycle Accident –

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2020

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While Anderson Cooper is giving birth to babies like the gender bender he is, is anyone else thinking about Gérard Depardieu in these dark times….

Or are you too busy protesting wearing masks in public because you’re not a Muslim Woman or celebrating Halloween..or whatever other bullshit people actively wear masks to…like skiing…don’t be as oppressed as a skier on a cold day…never…

Not to mention, wearing masks makes 95% of you better looking, so maybe you should embrace it….whether the virus is a lie or not, I mean obviously it’s a real virus, the handling of it is a whole other story, the reason for it a whole other what the fuck…but embrace it…because it’s peaceful times…

If you were smart you’d refuse to go back to work as a collective, not working is chill, policed states seem bad, but working is worse. Paying taxes worse. ONLY you can BANKrupt the government…if you work at it together.

I liked the stillness, the quiet, the lack of NORMS pollution our lives by staying at home…I am going to

I just think the people should unite, never work again, never pay tax again. because to just go back to “normalcy” is so lame after all you’ve been through, or after how fast you’ve seen it taken from you…

A guy I grew up with’s dad was all about the barter system. He was some hippie lawyer reclusive weirdo who was building a no currency community, where you trade what you do for what you need, and the value of those things work each other out…a BARTER system with no financial markets or big corporations fucking us up the ass…

I’ll trade you 3 goats for your wife’s virginity…we’ve been given an opportunity here…let’s not slip up.

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Hannah Jeter’s Hot Tits in Sports Illustrated
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Anderson Cooper Announces New Baby
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Tori Praver’s Swim campaign
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Danielle Harris See THrough Top Showing Nipple
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Ellen & Portia Selling Montecito House Ellen always Praises Because of PizzaGate and Tom Hanks and COVID….DUH…
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Runaway Tire
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NFL Player Turns Out to Have Been Blind
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Knuckles Memes are Dumb
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The Lockdown Protestors Make me Laugh
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Killer Mike on his Sign Language Interpreter….
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Chocolate Factory Made into a Horror Movie
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PORN….

Masturabting with Big Tits and Piss
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Riding the Suction Dildo with the Tits Out
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Jilling Challenge…Girls Masturabting To Each Other Masturbating to Themselves…
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2020

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whether you believe in the media or think it is fake news, or whether you think this is a conspiracy, a cover-up, or an actual pandemic….I am sure we can all agree on one thing and that is that sitting in our underwear for weeks straight is pretty fucking comfortable…no matter how bad it may smell…

I don’t know how anyone will go back to pants, I predict a post quarantine surge of pantlessness on the streets when everything opens up…it’s the new normal…which will be less exciting after they turn us into a genderless society with their fake vaccines that will make our penises fall off…I’m not a conspiracy theorist but that’s just facts….

Here are some stepLINKS…

BIG TITTY College Football Girlfriend
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Cancel Chrissy Teigen
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Sahara Ray’s Nipple Flash!
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Rose McGowan is Mad at the #metoo People
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Train Crashes Into Transporting Truck
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The World’s Hottest Track Star Back in Training
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Cassie Scerbo for Florida in a Bikini
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Tana Mongeau is Quarantining with Bella Thorne’s Boyfriend
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Jessica Alba in a Sports Bra!
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Guy Tries The US Navy Seals Fitness Test
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Kara Del Toro’s Bare Ass
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Creepy Fucking Athlete of the Day
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Sammi Hanratty in a TOpless Photoshoot!
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Rita Ora Lipstick and Sneakers
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Emily Ratajkowski Totally See Through in 40 Pics of her Bikini Line
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Man Saves Neighbor’s Cars From Runaway Tires!
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Kendall Jenner Being Passed Around the NBA
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Strip Club Sign of the Week
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Demi Rose – Huge Boobs!
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Bella Hadid’s a Hot Farmer’s Daughter
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A Bunch of Thirsty Thursdays
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What The Inside Of A Tractor Cab Looks Like!
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Francesca of Frankie’s Bikini
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Kara Del Toro is HOT in a Lace Bra
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Husband Ruins Wife’s Puzzle That Took Her 3 Weeks To Build
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Britney Spear Workout To Celebrate Burning Down her Gym
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Lola McDonnell’s a Hot Nude Model
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Leslie Mann Big Tits ina Tank Top
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Lily Collins Dog Walking with a Mask On
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Denise Richards Grocery Shopping in Leggings
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Elle Fanning in Plus Sized Shorts
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Bai Ling on Hollywood BLVD Being Bai Ling…
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Emma Roberts Legs Out in a Silly Mask
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Hot Victoria’a Secret Model to Celebrate their Impending Bankruptcy
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Josephine Skriver Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shoot to Celebrate Impending Bankruptcy
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Kate Upton Modeling Jackets Makes Sense Since She’s Gross
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Alicia Silverstone’s Fat Ass
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NAked Celebs in NAked Celeb Scenes
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BIG FUCKING TITS!
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Make her Squirt! Not the Musical. But it Should be!
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PEACE OUT MOTHER FUCKERS
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Is this WILLIE NELSON’s MASTURBATION VIDEO?
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The Pee Your Pants Challenge
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Nerd and her Vibrator
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Probably a Bad Thing to do to your Antenna
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Hot Girls Masturabting
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TWO FAT ASSES IS BETTER THAN ONE REAL FAT ASS
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Fitting Room Fuck
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COCK TORTURE is fucking weird but so are these other fetishes…
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Asshole Show!
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Girl and her Epic Ass
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11 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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Busty in the Milk Bath
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ALison Brie’s Bra
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WALMART IS DISGUSTING!
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Hot Blonde Strips Down
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What Fucking a Hooker is Really Like
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Sandy Booty!
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2020

30

Apr

Luakathia is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Yo, bro, have you heard of this site called MY FREE CAMS , it’s like netflix but live, and the shows aren’t shitty hollywood productions that cost too much and normally disappoint, but instead some do-it yourself live streaming like TV used to be where ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN….I’ve been visiting the site for years, but during the QUARANTINE the girls are going MENTAL on there…and it’s all FUCKING FREE….

EVERY NIGHT, I fall in love with one of the girls, and today’s QUARANTINE GIRLFRIEND Is LUA who along with 1000s of other girls is FUCKING bringing the entertainment harder than she was ELLEN…all ON THIS SITE

If you even have to ask yourself why I am loving everything LUA has to offer, then you’re a fucking idiot…just look at the damn pics and figure it the fuck out man….she’s fucking hot…now fuck off.

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2020

30

Apr

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s right nipple is hard…or is that her left nipple…I can never tell the difference…I am dyslexic and ambidextrous…it’s all the fucking same…like her shitty pop music that she puts out…no different that other shitty pop music…it’s just the packaging that’s different and barely…as her entire generation of idiots are just robotic drones looking to take nude selfies for their only fans instead of getting actual jobs..

This one in particular was a model, was told she was too fat, so she took her tits to YOUTUBE to sing coversongs badly, but good enough to land a record deal and look at her now…doing all the modeling she wants as fat as she wants….

Her hard nipple, I can assure you is better than ANY of her shitty pop music that she puts out…that is no different than other hard nipples…but that keeps her lies and marketing nonsense relevant enough…because we as a people like hard nipples.

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2020

30

Apr

Halle Berry See Through of the Day

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Halle Berry may be an old whore, but she’s still a whore, and that shouldn’t go unrecognized.

I am a firm believer in inclusivity and diversity and to write off a whore just because she’s old, despite putting the work in like she’s not old…wouldn’t feel right.

I know that Halle Berry was used as some figurehead for the black population to think that Hollywood is nice to black folk, so long as they were raised white because they are as white as they are black, since their blackness came from a sperm donor or one night stand depending what you consider her mom’s whore behavior to be…the same whore behavior that was taught unto her offspring so that she could take her hotness to Hollywood and make it as the accessible black girl…you know the plantation owner’s daughter that got sent to college not the plantation owners slaves being killed in the field level of BLACK HISTORY MONTH….

So long as she was able to imitate actual black people…something I bet she did by watching hours of tape of actual black people to really embrace her blackness in a believable way that comes across on film…

She’s an actor, that’s what they do. Bullshit….

Either way, still hot, showing nip, it’s good….

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2020

30

Apr

Charli XCX Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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No one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg Rita Ora who is the bootleg Rihnna is …there’s been a handful of popstars come out since she was taking a stab at it who all saw huge success…while she’s still out here probably 15 years or more later…still trying to get attention by using her naked or half naked body…

Instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 15 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….

I figure it can’t be that hard to make 1 hit song when you have a record deal already and access to people who make hit songs….I think if I spent a year doing nothing but writing one hit song instead of blogging this bullshit all day everyday…I can assure you I’d have a song bigger than any of CHARLI XCX songs…and I am not musical at all…I can’t even whistle…but that’s possibly due to some herpes scarring…fucking whores and their fucking dirty pussies…

Speaking of dirty pussies…I think she’s got balls.

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