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2020

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s May 1st…summer’s coming…any plans? Big summer ahead?

Any of you hitting up Europe for that River Cruise you’ve been planning the last 5 years….or just staying local in the prison that your home has become?!

Have you made your women test drive their bikinis to make sure they are good enough quality because you know they NEED to be good bikinis for when you jump fences and run from the Authorities when you try to get in a swim….or are you more the type to just stay in alone because you have no women to test drive bikinis…so you choose to get off to transcripts from your favorite Larry King Live episodes or was it Oprah Epsidoes or are you more into scientific charts and data that you post up on facebook to show me death rates of COVID….seems like it’s those charts and data…

Either way, I’ll I think about in these times is Tara Reid….and all this Tara Reid Hype that is happening, no one’s ever given Tara Reid the attention she’s deserved all these years. They’ve just mocked her and laughed at her for Sharknado and her shitty tit job when all this time she was involved in a POLITICAL sex scandal…she must be loving finally being relevant again..the glory she always wanted, the glory none of us will ever know….

Here are some stepLINKS…for the weekend, it is the weekend….so if you take anything away from this is Today’s Date and day of the week, I know for some of you they are blending!

Andy Allo The Breakout Star from UPLOAD!
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‘Bachelor’ Hannah Ann Hanging Out With Steelers QB Mason Rudolph
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Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Is Hot in a Thong!
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Watch Out for the Naked Fatties
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Lara Nude Modelling While Hiding Her Face !
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Ana de Armas is Celebrating Her Birthday with Ben Affleck!
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Jameis Winston Couldn’t Read Street Signs or License Plates Before Lasik Eye Surgery
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Baby Tiger Meets Adult Tiger
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Fat Guy With Diarrhea on CNN
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Sara Sampaio Nipple Pokies
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Bra!
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Rihanna in her New Lingerie!
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Ashley Tisdale is Flirting with a Blow Up Toy!
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Hannah Jeter’s Maxim Photo Shoot Throwback is the Best Picture You’re Going to See Today
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Britney Spears Hot Workout
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Joe Biden on Economic Intercourse
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Jade Chynoweth Hot Bikini Body!
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Halsey is Back With More Cosplay!
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Kiki Passo is a Name College Football Fans Need to Know
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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage
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Ollie Kram’s Amazing Booty in a Swimsuit Shoot!
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Busty Ireland Baldwin in a Catsuit!
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Abigail Spencer Broke Her Arm
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Danielle Harris’s See Through Top!
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Jojo Quit Sex for 10 Months!
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Ellen is Selling her House – It is a Nice House.
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Trump is Awesome
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Queen release new single
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Tori Praver’s Swim Campaign!
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Hilary Duff in Hot Pink Leggings!
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Josie Canseco in a Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Ambrosio in Jeans
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Jordana Brewster Midriff
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Heather Graham in Shorts and a Slutty TOP
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Gal Gadot Social Distancing
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Isla Fisher – Bike Rider
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I didn’t post these Madison Beer “Leaked” masturbation video, staged or not she looks hot
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THIS IS WHERE MARSHMALLOWS COME FROM
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Sandy Butt!
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Big Booby!
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore..
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Reddit Amateur and her Butt Plug…
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Hot Girl and her Selfie Masturbating
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SOLID RACK!
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Hot Penn State Cheerleader Getting it Done…
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Pervert Gets a Win with a No Panty Upskirt
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Girl gets stuck in sweatshirt…
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TITTY DROP!
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Blonde Strips Down
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2020

01

May

LuxNeon is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking and that is that Quarantine is Over, you’ll be going back to work soon, you may even be able to travel with your mandatory mask on, but the reality is that you’re probably all used to being at home by now, wanting to leave the house has died down, and the idea of actually leaving the house paralyzes you and not because you’re scared of the virus, but because you are happy as fuck on the couch, you own personal island.

Not to mention, things still aren’t open, so why the fuck would you leave the house…

That is why I recommend THIS SITE to distract yourself or to find entertainment, because the girls are bringing entertainment….for free…none of that NETFLIX subscription shit….all live, all good…

So today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is this babe. Her name is LUX NEON , this cheeky little devil who is no stranger to showing off her amazing Kaia Gerber looking instagram ace on that hot instagram body…except unlike instagram girls, you can see her sucking off sex toys and other great masturabting things.

THAT IS WHY I RECOMMEND Free Cam Girls for all you motherfuckers…it’s fun…it’s hot…it’s good.

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2020

01

May

Sydney Sweeney Quadruple Titty of the Day

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I remember in High School we had a lunch monitor who had massive fucking tits, but in between those tits was some sort of growth, or it could have been the bra she wore, but either way we’d terrorize her calling her TRIPLE TITTY. Our other lunch monitor was a mom of 6 who would wear jeans two sizes too small that would creep up her cunt and we’re call her FRONTAL wedgie…it was before CAMELTOES were invented….at the time, I didn’t know what I was experiencing was hotness, I mean none of us really knew what hotness was because we didn’t grow up on porn. I remember having debates with other dudes about eating girl ass, because ass at the time was seen as unsanitary and we’d be like “but it’s only an inch away from the pussy, so you might as well lick it”….while kids these days are taking two dicks in their ass thanks to the butt plug anal training kit they got in their stocking from SANTA….weird times…

Now Sydney Sweeney may not have four tits, but her tits are the size of about 4 tits, and I like to think her perverted inflattable speaks to that…it’s a titty inflattable because she knows, like we know, how important tits are in her narrative..the tits we didn’t know were coming….until they came at us in EUPHORIA…putting her on the map for being the star that she is….I’m a fan.

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2020

01

May

Halsey Anime Cosplay of the Day

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I don’t play videogames and I haven’t since the 80s when some dude who was fucking my mom before she died of AIDS bought me a Nintendo….that I’d play duck hunt, double dragon and Mario 3 on…it was a tactic for me to be distracted while he was getting his fuck on…probably not knowing that he to would eventually die of aids…sex workers man…you gotta always use a condom….at least back in 1987…

ANYWAY…

This is Halsey in Cosplay for the nerd perverts into whatever ANIME weirdness this is, and her tits are out as she goes after the lowest common denominator…the nerd fuck who jerks off to ANIME…probably a pretty easy demo to manipulate…I mean if they jerk off to cartoons, they can easily be swayed into a real live chick, even one as bullshit as Halsey…so long as she’s dressed like the anime they’ve conditioned to be the only thing they can cum to.

Ya’ll are weird..

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2020

01

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought out the workout videos for FRIDAY because the 40 year old mom needs to keep things relevant or keep you remembering who she is now that there’s a lockdown and the paparazzi aren’t there to document her and keep her in the mix.

Plus Victoria’s Secret is going through some shit during the pandemic, fully broke thanks to their overhead of having all those made in china overpriced panties losing their appeal…especially now that the malls are all cosed.

I don’t know if they are still paying her despite her “retirement” to start her own brand, but she doesn’t need the money, if anything she should be lending them money to help them survive after making millions because of the brand…

They paid her to put her on the map …when otherwise she’d just still be in Brazil doing whatever it is Brazilians do beside being tannies or surfing….

I read that Victoria’s Secret pulled another scam, besides financing Epstein, and that is when they sold off to a private equity company, they slipped “PANDEMIC” into the clause, which the private equity firm didn’t see and were like “But your shit isn’t worth shit anymore we want out”….while the Limited Brand owners are like “see ya later, we have sex tourism to get back into, suckers”….

Anyway, this is the Friday workout of a tall thin old as shit model who is likely infertile so your brand should write her off as too old to fuck with on a DNA level of we are animals trying to keep the species alive.

Well she’s got fake tits and tight shorts…so keeping the dream alive..whatever that dream may be…

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2020

01

May

Stella Hudgens Cleavage of the day

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I don’t know about you, but the younger hotter sister who gets all the benefits of the celebrity without the ego, but instead with the deep rooted feelings of inadequacy for being the non celebrity is by far the way to go…

It like you look at Stella Hudgens and it is obvious that she KILLS her sister Vanessa in terms of looks…but then you know that she doesn’t think that because she has to ride Vanessa’s coattails and name drop her to get anything in life…which is always a good thing if you’re at a level that she does feel is beneath her….because despite feeling inadequate, she still knows she’s better than you!!

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2020

01

May

Top Booty of Instagram of the Day

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If you got an ass, show off the ass, because the ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have…

So logically, the girls on instagram like to show off their asses, whether they are aspiring models, influencers, or just moms who work out because ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have….

Whether they got titties or not…the ass is the most celebrated because good tits come in all sizes…where a good ass…is a little harder to pull off…

So if you have fat injections in the ass or the Facetune app to give yourself the ass…gaming the audience, but you don’t care, it’s your feed haters….and you believe your own lie… Or if you are actual good ass, from genetics or booty workouts….which is a crazy concept…follow the lead of these asses of instagram and let the people know…because we like good ass.

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2020

01

May

Rihanna Bra and Panties of the Day

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Rihanna is pretty fucking BEEFY….she’s starting to look like a fertility statue…or just a fat chick who is now at risk of dying from COVID dude to underlying health issues that fat people are prone to.

I’ve always thought of her as thick, because she always had big legs and where there are big legs is oftentimes a big girl who is a few snacks and lazy months away from obesity.

I have never been to Barbados, but I’ve known people from Barbados and their moms and sisters are all fat as fuck. They like all that bad foods that causes the SUGAR…which is DIABETES in Patois I guess. SO I guess she’s following the path of her people….and owning it….at least enough to get into her lingerie as per her contract with her lingerie partners who probably make her more money than her music.

She hasn’t released music in a long time, hasn’t toured in a long time and why would she, she’s fucking rich.

I think that’s the best approach, rather than the J.Lo approach of “I can’t stop dancing like the cunt that I am”….because if you have all you need, what more do you fucking need you greedy fucking cunts…she makes millions a year not touring, so why the fuck tour…for the fans? These people don’t care about the fans, they care about the money….it’s SEX work man…sex work that I think go her the music career at 15 to begin with…but I have no proof of that…

Her tits are big but gross, her body big but gross, but when you’re Rihanna you’re not ashamed to pose like this, cuz that ego is bigger than her pantsize…

Fat is in, body positive so all these bitches starving themselves out can finally eat…

The fact this is Rihanna is funny, but bitches get old. It’s natures way of saying we shouldn’t waste our time trying to fuck them, they infertile, go for the fresher meat not the rotting meat found in the trash outside Walmart by Joe Exotic to feed his tigers.

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2020

01

May

Good Old Fashioned On/Off’s of the Day

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I think that along with social distancing, mandatory lock downs, essentially businesses only as long as they are BIG BOX retailers and masks in all public places should come mandatory ON/OFFs before any girl under 150 pounds.

I figure if we are going to herd the population to control them, we should control them the right way and do it by getting bitches naked.

You know a good old fashioned girl in clothing, stripping out of that clothing, so that you can see how that clothing either helps her or hides the goods because like in real life, some girls are amazing naked where you’re like “where the fuck did that come from”….while others are all lies thanks to functional clothing.

I am a TRUTH seeker…let me SEE THE truth….

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2020

01

May

Fitness Friday of the Day

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Thanks to the lie that is an instagram photo, we can never be too sure if the fit girls we are looking at are actually fit, or if they are just photoshopped, or victims of cosmetic surgeries, or just know they just know their angles.

A LOT of lies are going on out there and not just with the fake news, but with EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FAKE no one even cares for what is real because they have the depth of a fucking drying cum shot on the floor because girls don’t let you fuck them.

But luckily, I can put my need for REAL aside when looking at pics of babes pretending to be fit, or looking fit, and just buy into the lie….because why the fuck not, it’s not like I ever have to see or interact with the real version of them.

I know, it’s like jacking off to ANIME, or an artist rendition of a hot bitch….you know COURT ROOM DRAWING Porn….but I’ll buy into it because what the fuck else are you going to do…

What it comes down to is the FIT Is better than fat even if it is fat pretending to be fit thanks to FACETUNE and that’s all I have to say about that.

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