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2023

28

Nov

Amanda Cerny’s Titties in the Closet of the DAy

Amanda Cerny is probably not the best known Playboy chick since she got involved with the brand when it was pretty much dying out and they weren’t making TV shows around their main girls, or building the personal brand of their main girls…but it was good enough for her to leverage the brand to the nerds of VINE by being the hot pussy in their content with more credibility than other chicks who never did Playboy..

Anyway, Vine died, she still maintained huge followers, but took the sexy content road to making money because the brand deals were probably more annoying, not as lucrative and she already has a ton of money so pull them titties out for the goodtimes, since she’s a Playboy model to begin with, the tits have already been released, why put an end to that foundation she’s built her empire on….

So here are her tits in the closet, a place gay people don’t really hangout anymore, now that it’s cool to be gay, but there’s probably a few closetcases out there for old times, like you.

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2023

28

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Since no one reads on the internet and I chose to write captions or posts on random bullshit as my creative outlet or business plan, that was never a business plan, which is probably why I’m not rich…..

I should probably find otherways to lure you in, or at least recruit the AI to write jokes about bikinis for me.

Because ultimately, the AI has more to offer than I do, and I am sure no one would know the difference thanks to the whole not reading thing.

If only I did awkward dances on TikTok….I’d be running my own TV show or selling my life story to the Hallmark channel….damn missed the boat…

But at least we have bikini pics to get us through the regrets, the failure, the accidental wins.

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2023

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Cyber Monday motherfuckers, which is where I’d promote some of the amazing deals our CHRISTMAS advertisers were pushing on you as we enter the final phases of the Christmas Season, only the site doesn’t have advertisers anymore, we’re just doing this shit for free thanks to irrelevance.

I realize that posting instagram pics of old ladies no one cares about, and if they do care about them, they can just check their instagram is the least innovative and hard hitting journalism a motherfucker needs, so unless I figure out some re-inventing this shit into something meaningful, I appreciate going down on the ship together, it’s almost romantic, like you’re my internet boyfriend through thick and thin….romantic…

Here are some LINKS with NO Cyber Monday pitches because I’m empty.

Here are some stepLINKS….

UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Gets Romantic!
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MENTAL MONDAY
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10 Surprising Photos of World Leaders Before They Became Famous
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5 of the biggest firework shells in the world
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Noah Cyrus Runs Topless Through the Woods!
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Car mechanical problems that are just too wacky
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Taylor Swift Fans are Hard for Travis Kelce Fighting Off Two Raiders!
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SOCIAL MEDIA VS REALITY
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Heron using a piece of bread as bait to catch fish
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Dakota Johnson Braless in a Big Sweater!
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Emily Ratajkowski Does Vogue!
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Taylor Swift hosts family of girl who died before…
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Best Christmas Lights EVER
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Selena Gomez Stuns in Paris: Black Dress Elegance and Dazzling Smile
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How butter is made on a massive scale in factories
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Kylie Jenner Takes the Cover of Interview Magazine!
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Compilation of cats hating it when falling in water
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Gracie Hunt in Red for the Game!
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19 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Kara Del Toro’s Crop Top Moment!
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31 Convincing Paranormal Photos That Make Us Think Ghosts Are Real
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Transparent engine shows how the engine works
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Luxury Surf Retreat with Surfer Anastasia Ashley at the W Hotel in Punta de Mita Mexico!
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Taylor Swift Reacts to Kelce Breaking Records!
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Bonus Butts #426
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Wait For The End!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: GLORIA__SOL
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Natalie Portman Wet and Wild for Dior!
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Dazzling Cleavage Display: Malu Trevejo’s Irresistible Glamour
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Tom Brady Enjoyed Thanksgiving In The Sun!
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Cat has a funny reaction to a cake that looks just like it
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Moments of incredible road mishaps
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50+ Gorgeous Rear Angle Photos
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5 of the biggest firework shells in the world
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Taking a look at how jet airliners work
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Words are hard and stuff (31 Photos)
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Very intense chases from WCT5 UK
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32 Hot Women Posing With Hand-Covered Tops
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What might happen if water gets inside an electrical outlet
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Helicopters from the early 1920s
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Kylie Jenner – Interview Magazine
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Eleanor Tomlinson – The Times Magazine
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Rachael Leigh Cook – 91st anniversary of the Hollywood Christmas Parade
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Selena Gomez – Leaving her hotel in Paris
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Suki Waterhouse – Out somewhere after being knocked up by Robert Pattinson
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Rihanna – Dinner at the Four Seasons in New York
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Gemma Chan – Rolling Stone UK Awards in London
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Beyonce – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in Beverly Hills
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Emma Watson – We Dare to Dream premiere in London
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Alyson & AJ Michalka – 91st anniversary of the Hollywood Christmas Parade
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AMAZING Butt (GIF)
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Bianca Bell Showing Off Her Perfect Boobs!
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Lisa Rinna in a Sheer Top!
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Creepin in the Cemetery
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Violetta The Girl From Colombia
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Busty Blonde Samadhi Amour Getting Nude
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Rita Ora Nude for Lui Magazine
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AMATEUR MEAT: ANNA LISA WAGNER
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Cuck’s Wife Gets Demolished
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A new look at a nudity classic – Full Body Massage (1995)
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
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WRONG HOLEZ: 2023
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On her Side Dildo Fuck
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Thick Latina Walks the Bikini Runway!
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Sydney Sweeney in a Green Swimsuit!
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Busty Romanian model in more nudes and sex videos
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Road Trip (GIF)
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‘Sexy In Silver’ with Baritatq via StasyQ
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Fun At Target (GIF)
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Abby Cross: Hot And Always Ready
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Chair Fucker!
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Busty Ebony Teen Flashing Her Curves
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Hyley lets some guy go crazy on both her pussy and asshole
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Nude Monika Dee ‘Claws’ – MetArt
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Big Boob MILF Wears Transparent Bodysuit in Public!
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BABY GOT BACK
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The Fuck? (GIF)
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Karina Hart Karina’s Kitchen Fun
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Elizabeth Berkley & Gina Gershon nude in “Showgirls”
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Sara Giraudeau topless in season one of Tout Va Bien
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Lily LaBeau Stripping Lingerie
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‘Dirty Work’ with Liya Silver via Mr Skin
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Raquel Vibrant Day Outdoors
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2023

27

Nov

Lili Reinhart Bathes of the Day

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This is Fat Betty from the weird Archie spin-off series that made no sense to me because I don’t think it was actually thought through, since it didn’t really need to be thought through, no one pays attention to storylines or writing, they’re on their phones so make it look moody and good background noise…ADHD.

She’s in the bathtub showing off her feet for the foot fetishists, or the fat girl turned actress, or the Betty fetishists out there and I’d argue that this is one of the least hot bathtub series I’ve seen.

Sure the clawfoot tub is great, nice color and the actress even matches it, but the whole not seeing her big tits when her big tits are all I’d want to see on a Fat Betty is offensive….like put the feet back in the tub and pull those tits over the fucking sides of the tub, to see if the giant feeder nips match the fleshy shade of the tub, you know, make a game out of it….

Instead, we get this turd in the tub…CODE BROWN.

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2023

27

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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If you live in Canada, here are your tax dollars hard at worked. Unionized workers who you can’t fire, but who whine about how little they make, despite making shit tons of money, only to work on their exclusive nude content for their online social media hustle, while on the clock, because they are unionized and can’t be fired….

Even if they could be fired, you know they’d call some sort of SEX SHAMING discrimination that would scare the employer into not firing them….so we can only hope when we head to get our asshole cancer checked, or to visit our dying obese wife, we’ll be in place where the trash of the world that fill these jobs are fucking in front of us to keep the whole dying and suffering process a little more disgusting….and entertaining.

Here are those nurses being their best nurse fetish, when really just scamming off the teet of the system we all pay into!

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

27

Nov

Caroline Vreeland Pregnancy Fetish Nudes of the Day

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Oh buddy.

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2023

27

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs are apparently sex objects too, since they have vaginas.

I am unfortunately at the age where MILFS are a lot younger than me, so much younger that it is almost perverted to think of them in sexual ways, and not even because they’ve had sex to completion and their cunts have ejected at least one baby….

That doesn’t mean that I think all MILFs are hot by default, it just makes me feel like I’m lying to you when I pretend to hate on their blown out mom pussies, or their 40 year old bodies….because I know as much as you know that I’d fuck anything that is not 100 and even if it was 100…I’d probably fuck that too.

So hate on MILFs, or fall in love with MILFs, it’s the holiday season, a time for moms and families to spend time together, or a time for perverts with nothing to fantasize about having families if life worked out better, and the key to that is THIS…

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2023

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Black Bikini of the Day

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I don’t trust Liz Hurley. I am very suspicious of any 60 year old posing by the pool like this. I have seen her in movies and her strategic BOTOX makes me think that she actually looks a lot like this, but I also know better than to trust anything I see on the internet because you can pretty much fake anything you want…..from the mid 90s where you’d pretend to be a hot chick to troll some nerds on an IRC chat, to the whole using AI or AR Filters to make yourself into a hot chick on social media because they are the ones who make money on the internet, even in this sexist gender pay gap world….there’s photoshop, old content repurposed, so many different ways to make a 60 year old look hot in a bikini and I don’t know which one Liz Hurley uses, probably a bit of all of them, because she looks hot in a bikini despite being adult diaper aged….not thong suit aged….

WEIRD.

Here she is in a red bikini:

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2023

27

Nov

Donna D’Errico Still Has an OnlyFans of the Day

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I don’t remember watching Baywatch in the 90s, I was probably too busy trying to fuck girls that were inspired by Baywatch at the full service strip club to waste my Saturday night on that bullshit. I am sure I saw a few episodes and I am sure I bought into the fake tit Pam Anderson hype that created a lot of copycats, but it definitely didn’t shape me as a person and even at the time, I wasn’t blown away with it or thought it to be anything iconic….I was a Baywatch hater….sure show me tits in a red swimsuit but that’s just foreplay, I need the sex tapes to really drive the point home…

So I didn’t give a fuck about Donna D’Errico, even though I think Donna D’Errico also had a sex tape, I’d have to googlie it because like I said, this era of woman didn’t really do much for me, that whole rocker wife with the bleached hair and bolt on tits…

I sure as fuck don’t give a fuck about D’Errico now that she’s in her 60s trying to game us with photoshop skills needed to sell nudes to the dudes who are still holding onto the dream, but I do think the whole thing is kind of interesting….that someone of her age would exploit herself all these years later, like she didn’t have 40 years to do this prior to today….since “better late than never” doesn’t actually apply to NUDES.

These aren’t her nudes, these are her promoting her nudes, I don’t think I’d be into the actual nudes, but I am sure you can google them if you are into the actual nudes.

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2023

27

Nov

Revisiting Leni Klum Grabbing her Tits of the Day

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Leni Klum was on TV a while ago, it went viral because she chose an insane outfit to wear with tits like the tits she’s got, or acquired in her life as a rich kid who has access to fake tits….

I think her tits are real, but you can never assume a big tit on a rich kid with a mother who made her career by being hot is not a fake tit, because the mother would likely insist on having a hot daughter with big tits to carry the family torch like she uses these tits competitively and won the Olympic Gold with the tits.

It’s an OLD GIF, but it’s going viral again, which means it’s the best GIF, and that’s all that really matters when you’re a pervert like me, into the hot busty daughter of an old weathered legacy set of tits from the 90s…keeping that legacy alive…

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