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2020

22

Apr

Pregnant Sophie Turner Ass of the Day

Hey all you breeder fetish fucks…..I know you’re out there…I just don’t understand you….

I know that the attitude of the masses is “No judgement” but that’s a fucking stupid attitude to have…

The whole point of having a functioning brain is to have judgement.

I see this all the time…girls on social media calling out other girls but doing it in the most diplomatic way, prefaced with “no judgement, but being a slut isn’t for me”….or “no judgement, sex workers are powerful women, but not for me”….that shit is STILL judgement, just because you’re being soft and passive about it..doesn’t mean you’re not judging…NOT TO MENTION…if you don’t have an opinion of other people being idiots, you’re clearly too into yourself to notice those other people, or to be phased by those people, unless they are bullies against you, in which case your true nasty colors come out….

What I am saying is that anyone with a pregnant ready to drop fetish is fucked in the head. I think it stems from you not having a girl willing to fuck you…in part because you’re the kind of guy who has a pregnancy fetish.

Every dude knows that when a bitch gets pregnant, she becomes mom to your kid and barely a sex object…the only reason you continue fucking her is to appease her and to get her to shut the fuck up or calm down…but the entire time you’re thinking of hot younger pussy that IS NOT PREGNANT….or….you use the pregnancy as a valid reason to cheat on that pregnant bitch…

POINT BEING…it’s ok to be into cumming in girls, it’s ok to knock up girls, but ideally escape that shit before dealing with the darkening of the nipples, the gaping of the EGG hole and all the comes with a new mom.

It is ZERO hot, it’s actually abnormal, freakish…whether you argue it being the most human thing we can do to keep the species alive….I hear you…and think you’re an idiot….and any man who craves having kids or girls who are having kids is just a pervert on another level….get the fuck out of here.

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2020

22

Apr

Rita Ora’s Slutty Earth Day Video of the Day

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I randomly came across Rita Ora’s instagram when looking for tits to post on this bullshit site no one reads but that I am in the routine of updating, even though they say if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you’re crazy, despite not expecting any results, I just do it cuz I don’t know what else to do with myself..

While 7-10 minutes ago (depending on how long it took me to write this), Rita Ora posted a slutty tribute set to a shitty song – PRESS MUTE – to celebrate Earth Day…because I guess Celebrating the EARTH is about CELEBRATING yourself when you’re a narcissitic cunt with great tits who thinks she can be a pop star, despite 10 years of trying to be a popstar, and not actually having any hits…

Her MONTAE is a few slutty over the shoulder butt shots, her on her COMPUTER, cuz nothing says SAVE the Earth like a computer….

Fucking idiot…

Humans are the VIRUS, the earth is finally chilling nice and relaxed with 50% less air polution cuz of lockdown…we killed this thing we call home like the assholes we are…and the best thing for the planet is the death of all the useless fucks…coupled with the ELECTRIC car.

Point being…this Earth day video should have been her fucking some dirt…and it’s not.

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2020

22

Apr

Jacquie Lee Got Tits of the Day

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Jacquie Lee is some brat who has “Professionally Unemployed” as her instagram bio to mock all you people who are out of work right now. To be like ‘OMG working is for losers, be like me’….

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s got tits, and based on everything I know, tits are all you really need to get my pervert attention.

She seems to be more than just an entitled cunt on social media who mocks poor people, by bragging about her luxurious unemployed life, like the daft piece of shit she is….

She’s also an American pop singer you’ve never heard of from Colts Neck, New Jersey who is best known for being the runner-up of Season 5 of NBC’s The Voice in 2013….where I guess her team decided to launch her as a Selena Gomez looking pop act because it’s better than buying bus shelter billboard ads to integrate her into the minds of the people…

But none of that matters, we’re only here for the tits….oh and the insensitive off color mean spirited bratty instagram bio mocking the unemployed in this time of everyone being unemployed.

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2020

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Yoga Tits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is such low hanging fruit trash. No one under 30 even knows she exists because who gives a fuck abotu Sports Illustrated Swim, that shit didn’t pay her, it just put her on the map for rich guys who wanted her as their pussy hole. Acccomplishments….

But like any big foreheaded retard with good tits, the tits are still worth looking at, even if you feel bad about it as it hits rocks together in the corner of the park to entertain its retard self…because we are resilient and we don’t fold when it comes to good tits…even if the host body is in a vegetative state due to missing a chromosome.

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2020

22

Apr

Leann Rimes Hot Flash of the Day

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Leann Rimes is going through menopause so her HOT FLASH, is not a HOT FLASH, if you know what I mean. If you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….

Her legs are fucking spread and her fake country star tits are hanging out as she rocks out her 40+ fetish content as she doesn’t social distance cuz you can’t kill something that is already dead…but you can see it play in Casinos around Indian casinos everywhere because the COUNTRY fans still believe in her because of God being ever forgiving…

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2020

22

Apr

Viktoria Yarova Nude of the Day

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TITTIES IN YOUR FACE..

Who the fuck cares who Viktoria Yarova, the owner or host body of these tits is…

It’s a GLOBAL PANDEMIC…we have other things going on…

So I’ll get straight to the point…

TITTIES IN YOUR FACE..

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2020

22

Apr

Romee Strijd Bra of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s really fucking good looking, which is why the evil human traffickers at a certain UNDERWEAR mall brand as one of their ANGELS.

Based on the headphones, I like to think she’s Eastern European or Russian, you know the way sex workers are supposed to be. You know all 10 years behind America in technology, where are the AIRPODS?

She’s DUTCH….

She’s probably one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo….but look if you’re going to be a closet case who wants the world to think you are straight and not hitting the truck stops for the sex…you might as use a bitch like this as the diversion…

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2020

22

Apr

Naked Nurses on the Front Lines for the Perverts of the Day

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You may not have COVID and you’re feeling jealous of the people in the ICU being taken care of by nurses. You just crave female attention so bad that you’ve been paying for it all these years. This COVID crisis has only made you realize that all that was a waste of money and time, because there are women paid by the government who are there to care for you. You just need consistent ailments or injuries to experience it. The mom you never had looking out for you maybe? I don’t know..talk to your therapist…

You may not be in Quarantine because you believe your God will save you….you may be a COVID protestor like an idiot who can’t handle some vacation time…but wherever you are or however you’re dealing with this…we can all agree that nurses are seemingly selfless, putting themselves on the frontlines for high pay and health benefits….even if they are the sex worker of the Health Care industry…they do good work in hopes of scoring some doctor cock to quit nursing to live that good life.

Then there’s the nurses doing the whole sex work on the internet, where nursing becomes part of their hook in their nudes…but maybe this is stress relief, giving dudes some spirit lifting, cuz nudes are givers, maybe this makes em cum, cuz everyone is a pervert….it’s weird.

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2020

22

Apr

Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Tits On a Walk of the DAy

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Did you hear about that actress Reese? She got Stabbed? With Her Spoon ? No with her knife…is the Reese Witherspoon joke you can jack off to while starting at her mom tits…

Reese Witherspoon, like every single mother, is not letting the COVID crisis get in the way of her getting her steps in.

So here she is with her mask on in a tank top for all you mom in activewear loving perverts who don’t realize what lies beneath the fitness gear when the spandex fabrics holding them together like some unreliable glue, because you know as well as I know that when the harnesses come off, it’ll be a lot like that DIY tiling job you undertook…everything’s gonna fall apart because wtf do you know about GROUT…not that you’ve ever tiled, maybe a better reference would be your semen…her spandex fabric holds her together like your jar of semen next to you bed holds your failures together…when not being modeled into vagina shapes you fuck…or sticking pics of girls you find online on your wall…until it dries and loses it’s tacky qualities….

I don’t know if that made more sense but be like Reese and don’t let the COVID get in the way of your steps.