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2020

21

Apr

Kelsea Ballerini Short Shorts of the Day

I hate the way she spells her name. Kelsea….like KEL SEA…like Sea…like Ocean…you know Kelsea…her fucking hippie surf parents can suck a dick with their bullshit names that are more stripper or sex worker since they are a made up fucking name.

I don’t know why I am mad at her name…I should be mad that at her level of fame, which is low level of fame, I have no idea who this bitch is….she should be out here demonstrating how many things she can fit in her vagina…you know the CONTENT that fucking matters in these dark times.

Instead…we gat weird ballet poses…we get it KEL SEA LIKE THE OCEAN…your last name is practically BALLERINA…and you like to pretend to be a Ballerina…by not stripping at the local strip club like most ballerina’s end up doing…because she’s a Knoxville raised Country Star who luckily had a dad who worked at the radio stations so she could avoid a PAYOLA scandal while manipulating her fame.

I don’t know why I am mad at her….probably cuz of her dumb fucking name.

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2020

21

Apr

Titty Tuesday of the Day

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I did a similar post last Thursday called TITTY THURSDAY to which I received 14,000 emails about how the meme is Titty Tuesday not Titty Thursday and that I am an out of touch old fuck, how do I even have a website, maybe it makes sense I have a website, since anyone who is anything has big social media, and I haven’t updated my social media in what must be a year because fuck that thirsty shit….while you want to fuck that thirsty shit…because everyone’s thirsty, it’s a basic Pavlov’s dog need or whatever that needs chart is called…

FOOD SHELTER WATER LOVE…girls with pics of their boobs….etc.

These are titties of instagram….not tities of the internet…hence the semi-censored cock teasing nature!

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2020

21

Apr

Shailene Woodley Sports Bra of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is out in Sports Bra showing some tit…or barely showing tit…becuase anyone on social media is by default a fetish model because dudes are jerking off to the content even if the intent is to show her untoned stomach.

This is some workout fetish, some sports bra fetish, some activewear like a mom at the grocery store before COVID fetish…maybe it’s a Shailene Woodley Fetish….even though she’s not remotely hot…

Then there’s the whole activist side of her, getting arrested for protesting oil piplelines or whatever else she’s into….

Boring….but I guess when you’re bored….you’ll watch anything.

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2020

21

Apr

Polina Skinny Ass in Bed Wearing Socks of the Day

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I don’t know who this POLINA girl is, but I fucking love whatever is going on here.

I have a thing for skinny girls, which is probably why I find models hot, and hate fat chicks, like my wife….

So seeing a naked skinny girl in weird poses showing off her ass while wearing socks in bed, which in and of itself is wrong, people who sleep in socks are fucking freaks, but clearly our girls POLINA isn’t sleeping.

If this was a bro site and not a creepy pervert site I’d say “FIND HER”…

Since it’s a creepy pervert site, I wouldn’t suggest you find her, because that will likely end badly, you know, you and girls just don’t mix….you’re too passionate…too involved…too excitable…luckily you can subscribe to most of their subscription sites….

Polina is the future even if there is no actual future….

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2020

21

Apr

Kelly Gale Cameltoe Compilation of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a dark and wonderful Swedish model who is probably best known for being one of the Victoria’s Secret models, who may not be getting paid by Victoria’s Secret since they are going broke, despite their weak attempt to be woke by casting a fucking tranny…..

But once you get that VS branding on your pussyhole, you’re basically set because the reast of the world thinks you matter. Makes sense.

She was more interestingly in Playboy…but I am too lazy to google the pics, I may be already posted the pics, I can’t keep track of all the tits….and there was also that whole year or two when Playboy decided to be a non-nude magazine you know as an answer to the world where EVERY SINGLE GIRL IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET….

You know they got their success being a mainstream men’s mag in the 50s and 60s when nudity was hard to come by and mainstream women were housewives or women’s rights activists or hippies…you know so you could turn to the magazine to jack off and pretend it was for the high quality editorial to make you look like less of a pervert.

So now that everyone is naked, people MUST be craving hot chicks who are naked everywhere else, clothed.

Idiots..

ANYWAY, I don’t know what this shoot is for, but she’s hot, because Victoria’s Secret, when not recruiting trannies, still find good pussy for ya’ll to jack off to.

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2020

21

Apr

Malin Ackerman Mask and Hard Nipples of the Day

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I used to read tabloid magazines when waiting at the STD clinic, Welfare Office, anywhere there were magazines….despite not giving a fuck about celebrities or the entertainment industry.

I didn’t start this site because I was some fag who was into the tabloids, the only tabloids I liked were things like World Weekly News, with stories about incest alien love triangles and shit liek that.

I ended up doing the celebrity content because there’s SO many pics and videos of celebs on the daily, that for someone who doesn’t leave the couch it was easy…but the idea was celebrity gossip from some pervert who doesn’t give a fuck about celebrity gossip…becasue that’s true to the core of who I am.

I like tits like I love sluts…so do what you know…

It makes for a very weird site, since there’s no actual point to visit the site. There’s no breaking news stories or anything like that…but look at me…still doing it 15 years later…

ANYWAY, that was a long intro….but I used to always wonder why magazines like People used to put the ages of the people they were writing their bullshit gossip about. I used to find that dumb, like who cares how old these fuckers are…but I find myself doing it….because I’m like “How old is this bitch now”….

As it turns out, Malin Akerman is 41, which is pretty fucking old. She’s a born in Sweden, raised in Ontario Canada thank to to relaxed immigration policies. She got her start in Toronto before ending up in LA in 2001, where she’s lived the vapid and barely celebrity life…

She’s basically been off the radar until this past week, I guess she was bored in lockdown and figured she should call her paparazzi friends to get some visibility..maybe 2020 is her comeback year…and the veteran knows if the nips are out the people will see!

So this is that.

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2020

21

Apr

Nigerian Man Busted for Pretending to be a Woman and Other News of the Day

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Shoplifter Shames Security Guard

Sleeping on the Job

Woman Drops Kid Off at the Intersection

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Amazing COVID PPE

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Terrifying Dude Tries to Break into a Home

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2020

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think the world is going to end or that we are all going to die, as I see things starting to open up and people start to go back to work. If anything, I feel sadness that this isn’t going to go on for another 3 years. I enjoy the quiet / mass panic, while I’m just relaxing doing GOD’s work…

Assuming that God’s work is giving sluts marketing coverage for free…so that they can turn around and book TV shows, brand deals, get paid….

As it turns out, promoting sluts may be God’s work, but whether it is or not, people get mad that I call them sluts…or whores…pretty much interchangeable.

While I think the word slut is brilliant, empowering really, because what better way to describe stripping down, being sexual in exchange for monetization down the line…whether today or in a few months when the sum of your slutty add up to one major slut and you get your big slut big break.

Then there’s the whole women call each other sluts, but I guess they do it in a cheeky way….

So as I sit here and watch words like SLUT get treated like other great words like FAG….I remember whether we call them sluts or not, the reason we call them sluts remains the same…so if we say “empowered women” as a stand in for SLUT…we are effectively still calling them sluts…because SLUT is a state of mind man…it’s a skillset…it’s behavioral….the word to describe it is irrelevant so long as we are all on the same page.

Let’s be on the same page…

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2020

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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How about those quarantine protestors…I saw these two pics and laughed…

Only because I am a lazy broke ass motherfucker who looks at rich people like they are crazy for continuing to work…like relax motherfucker.

I don’t understand the need to be productive….and I don’t think any of the people protesting are all that productive in their jobs anyway. They likely have shit thankless middle of the road bullshit jobs that are irrelevant…yet it’s their routine and they are dying to go back to their routine…so bad that they make a damn sign and go out to protest like I don’t even want to leave the house, quarantine or not, basically ever…the last thing I’d be doing is making signs and dragging my fat ass to a place to stand for hours to chant that social distancing is communism….even though I’m pretty sure it isn’t communism…because people still fuck on quarantine…

So these idiots are ruining the chilled out vibes for the rest of us, but maybe I’m just 420 high, it’s legal in Canada so fucking take advantage….

They are the kids who make the substitute teacher put the AV CLub TV away so that the class can practice their presentation…

You fucking nerd fucks….dying to go back to work…what the fuck is wrong with you.

I would boil my fucking boots and lick condensation off the window like my cat we accidentally locked in a room for a month, thinking we lost it….you know ANYTHING to not work.

So long as you have a house and I assume if you have money for protest signs, then you have a fucking house…get the fuck over it and stay at home…masturbate…run a bath…try lesbianism with a family member…but protesting…you are all fuckking nuts…

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2020

20

Apr

Jayne420 is Your 420 Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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If MFC isn’t on your QUARANTINE AND CHILL must do list, you’re fucking crazy and don’t understand entertainment. Live shows of 1000s of girls for free. ENDLESS possibilities for fun times.

Today of all days is a day you should hunker down and smoke a fat joint before hopping on to see the likes of today’s Quarantine Girlfriend who has the right name – JAYNE420 ….

I watched her for a solid 30 minutes today…and I felt a magical connection, one I am not committed to because there are 1000s of other Free Cam Girls but I liked her enough to celebrate her here today…..and you should too!