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2020

09

Apr

(REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL) is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Today’s quarantine girlfriend is (REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL)

It’s no secret that the quarantine is not getting you down, because finally people can experience what you feel every day of your lonely and sad life…with no where to go.

That’s no excuse not to jump on the bandwagon of finding love, or at least finding yourself chronically masturbating now that you don’t have to go to work.

Those of you who did have to go to work are breaking new records, or at least matching your college records, sitting there amazed at yourself and your prostate because you haven’t been able to really violate yourself at the level you’d want to if you had nothing else to do, no prior commitments, no real responsibilities..

This is all assuming you went to work before the quarantine and that work got in the way of your chronic masturbation…you have all the time in the world to make up for lost time.

Our friends at MyFreeCams have all the entertainment you need to get you through these times and we are going to be featuring a Quaranine girlfriend, you know someone to spend your time with, someone to get to know, someone to write love songs for, someone to watch get off.

Call me your matchmaker, the guy who finds you love, or at least top notch girls to get off to and who want you to get off to them…like it is their job because it pretty much is, now more than ever, since 80 percent of the population is out of work.

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2020

09

Apr

Bella Thorne Wants You to Dress her Up like a Barbie of the Day

Bella Thorne posted these pics saying “Dress Me Like a Barbie” with her ass hanging out of her shorts, to showcase her womanly cellulite, like the empowered young girl she is….

This weathered, but young, damaged goods that look like it smells, the way some of you like your whores, the dirtier the better, some even pay premiums for the whore to not change her panties for days at a time…people are weird…keeps things exciting, but barely….she could do better, she’s supposed to be edgy, racy and not giving a fuck…despite the fact that clearly she gives a fuck, a lot of effort goes into her hustle…even if it looks like she woke up on a park bench after being raped by everyone at the bar she blacked out at..

I don’t mind staring at the fat ass, fat asses are a good time….and the only real takeaway from this is that she wants to be dressed like a barbie because she is well aware of being a puppet trained or groomed by her mom and the agents and execs who made her…so her whole life is being a barbie…one not missing limbs, but maybe left outside over the winter….and one with a giant pussy…but a puppet none the less.

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2020

09

Apr

THROWBACK THURSDAY the Kelly Brook was Skinny for a Day of the Day

I have been seeing these pictures circulating the internet today and I figured if anyone is going to make money off posting these pics, not that I make money, but if I did, it is going to be me….

I am the guy who has been writing mean spirited shit about Kelly Brook since 2005, when these pictures first hit….I mean I’ve been calling her fat for as long as I can remember, then there was the time I made fun of her miscarriage, then there was the time I drank with Euro Rugby players who had fucked her or knew guys who did, because she’s a Rugby Slut, not sure what you call those…not a Pig Skin, but maybe just a pig?

Either way, the titty model no one actually gives a fuck about, who went to America to be an actress, only to dive into their fast food harder than ever, realizing she’s now 40, and that being fat doesn’t matter, everything is plus sized so that she doesn’t have to starve herself like she did in 2005, back when these pics were taken….plus being fat make her titties better.

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Here’s her now…for LOLZ…

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits in White Bikini

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2020

09

Apr

Jojo’s Morning Routine of the Day

Jojo posted up some day in the life type video while in quarantine the other day, I am only seeing it now, because despite the hype Jojo is getting for having huge tits, I don’t give a fuck about Jojo….

Chubby girls with big tits don’t impress me, it ispar for the fucking course, or at least it should be but I guess tits get hits and tits on a celebrity are more important tits…

I figure if anyone is going to get a career revival for having tits, it might as well be some disney / child star that was once jailbait before it disappeared a decade ago…only to slowly work her way back in finally settling on the strategy that works them tits.

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2020

09

Apr

Girls of Quarantine of the Day

This is a compilation of girls entertaining themselves, or entertaining us, with their Quarantine Tits….and I guess some pussy.

Maybe they are trying to recruit subscribers to their DIY porn channels, that will not only carry them through the recession, but will likely make them more money than they make in a year, in a month, because dudes are perverts and will throw 5 dollars at some homegrown amateur looking whore to access her exclusive content, and a bunch of 5 dollars adds the fuck up…

Maybe they are just exhibitionists who do it for free…but whatever they are, they’re naked on the internet HASHTAGGING quarantine so it’s a nice glimpse into the human experience during dark, stay at home, we’re all more perverted and trashy than ever….times.

I mean, it’s crazy to me that every single woman out there has turned into some level of a sex worker, it’s mainstream and trendy. I always thought most girls would be inclined to be decent, wholesome, respectable…but luckily I was wrong and we’re all a bunch of slutty fucking perverts with weird fetishes….like having strangers rank your tits or asshole.

The interesting thing in all this is that clearly not all quarantits are created equally and I’m amazed some of these people were bold enough to post them, but I guess the feedback they get is enough to keep them going in these dark times, because what’s good to me, is not what’s good to the average loser pervert from her hometown who wants to fuck…..girls have options no matter how nasty they are.

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2020

09

Apr

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora See Through

You can barely see Rita Ora’s tits, but this is still a pretty racy instagram pic of her in a sheer sweater to showcase her tits. You know because tits get hits and tits are basically all Rita Ora has going for her. Sure she’s got followers because of the tits, and a record deal because of the tits….so without the tits…she barely exists. Everything of value or that matters about her comes down to her tits.

I wonder if she really knows how much her career relies on her tits….I mean she probably thinks they are a great asset, something to use in IG pics for attention, and for the blogs to pick up and jerk off on…

But if this bitch got Breast Cancer, she’d likely end up homeless and forgotten, a set of fake nipple-less tits are fine for the average person, but for someone who’s entire worth is based on her tits…it just won’t fly.

I am sure her ego and the fact that she thinks her tits are just an accessory to her greatness, when really she’s only around because we’ve adopted her tits. She’s the host body, so more celebration of tits…lose the damn sweater already….

With this quarantine, global pandemic, we’re all going to die, it is the end of the world bullshit, we don’t have time for no cockteasing.


Rita Ora See Through

Rita Ora Sports Bra


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2020

09

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude Bra of the Day

Nina Agdal Nude Bra

The one thing I don’t understand about Nina Agdal, or gold digging opportunist sluts, is that these rich guys are fucking idiots.

This immigrant turned SI model, despite not being interesting or hot, but SI isn’t necessarily one to scrutinize too much on the hotness of their models, they know their co-sign will confuse people into thinking they are hotter than they are.

Kate Upton is a prime example of that…I mean that bitch was just one large and sloppy back for her existence yet everyone thought she was this gift from fucking heaven….and she was still hotter than Nina Agdal, the forehead as I like to call her, cuz she looks retarded, like full Downs retarded….

Anyway, back to the rich guys…so this now too old to be coveted by anyone under the age of 60 was with some rich Miami guy, before ditching him for LEO DICAPRIO like a slut trying to date up, only to not get knocked up by LEO cuz he’s a fag, but instead dropped off as the failure she is…..only to pull her tits back up and out, to use on some other rich dude, who thought it was cool that he was getting pussy that was good enough for LEO.

If I was a rich guy looking for pussy, I’d hire recruiters, or model scouts, to find girls who do their first gold digging on me.

I’m not understanding why a rich dude is out there buying table scraps….

Because when it comes to pussy, being used up by other rich guys who threw them away, knowing they could have knocked them up, screams damaged goods.

I don’t need to be ESKIMO brothers or whatever it is called with Leo, I want my gold digger to be on her inaugeral voyage…I don’t need her weathered, broken down, not quite as wonderful as her maiden journey in gold digging…with all those battle wounds and a bed full of bugs….

So all I see when I see Nina and her tits is some REAL used up garbage, tits out or not, this shit smells of desperate for money, whore pussy filled with stale fucking cum, that values herself high up there, like she deserves a rich guy to mooch off of…so bad she’s become a professional at getting them, when really she’s expired milk…not even worthy of being turned into yogurt or sour cream or processed cheese or whatever they do to rotten milk to give it more life…



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2020

09

Apr

Ariana Fedorova is a Model on Curfew of the Day

Since we are going through this global pandemic together but apart, some models have been using the opportunity to put together photoshoots of them at home, under curfew or lockdown, depending where they are…despite the whole social distancing thing…they’re inviting photographers in to take pics…because the pics are more important than the virus they’ll likely survive from…not to mention if they listen to the herd mentality theories, we are all going to get the virus, so better to get it now than later…so start licking doorknobs or assholes of others who live in the moment…not in the fear of the future….which is basically most people…provided they are horny enough…viruses don’t matter when you want bust your load…

That said, her name is Ariana and she’s in underweard. You can follow her on instagram HERE if you’re into that kind of thing.

Or you can just stare and appreciate her partial nudity, that I don’t think is nudity at all, since underwear is now acceptable outerwear but you get what I mean.

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2020

09

Apr

Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Run of the Day

Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Run

Kelly Bensimon’s tits have been social distancing themselves from each other for years, one is so far around her body it almost lives on her back..

Exhibit A:
Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Run


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2020

09

Apr

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

As you’re all going nuts in your houses, because you actually need to experience your family….or deal with your loneliness without major distraction…as you watch all the streaming services you can….eating snacks that may or may not be contaminated…social distancing despite knowing you’ll likely get the virus and likely survive the virus….as you blame the government and 5G for ruining your fucking life, even though ti’s only been a few weeks off, like a perpetual snowday as a an adult…sounds awesome to me….

Then there’s your whole stock markets on the rise, despite millions of people being unemployed, and companies not actually operating, but I guess worth more now that they got rid of the fat, not that I know the stock market, but all I hear is positive news from that front…

Nurses are still on the essential work front lines, that’s what they go to school for and they can’t really dip out now, at least not until their premium snapchat subscriptions come with benefits like medical insurance, which is likely why they do the nursing thing on the sidelines…

As they feel like heroes, their stress levels up, their confidence levels up, they are heroes you know…on the front lines…you know….

The best way to celebrate, or distract, or stress release…is exhibitionism.

That is why I’ve compiled some updated pics of slutty nurses being slutty for you to jerk off to as they go to work and risk their lives for this fight against the virus….

Whether you are offended that girls are doing this on the clock, in healthcare, which is gross…or if you find it hot because it’s gross…it is happening and that I guess is the HUMAN experience.

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