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2020

02

Apr

J.Lo Spreading COVOID-19 at her Gym of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Gym Covid

Remember J.Lo is above the law…

I don’t know if stay at home orders are really being implemented in Miami Beach where she lives, but I do know that when you’re rich and famous, or just rich really, your world becomes designed by your rules.

So in J.Lo’s case, Gym closures don’t apply. Gym owners do what their star clients tell them, plus they can get a nice kickback depending on how desperate the rich and famous are.

What’s 25k or whatever J.Lo bribed the guy to make the gym exclusive to J.Lo to workout in….when revenues are at 0. So I get it.

PLUS, J.Lo NEEDS the gym to maintain her troll on aging. Her health and wellness / her vanity is more important to her than following the rules or risking catching a virus….

She gotta keep the lie that she’s not in her 50s, and that she’s hot alive and she’ll die, or put others at risk for that….

Point of the story, it’s good to be rich, because you get to be an asshole!

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2020

02

Apr

Alice Eve Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Alice Eve Topless Nude

Alice Eve is some actress I’ve never heard of. Don’t blame me, blame for never seeing “Please Stand By” or “Cold Comes the Night”.

Apparently she’s British, she’s not a Youchube star, she’s too old for that, but her parents are actors which may have helped her make it in America. If this is making it in America?

I don’t know where this clip is from, but it is a sex scene…so there’s that.

I don’t know if you really want to see a 38 year old in a sex scene, considering they typically have given up on life and you can probably find your own 38 year old to fuck if left to your own devices with all the available apps.

Alice Eve Topless Nude

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2020

02

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Hard Nipples in the Kitchen of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Hard Nipples

Padma Lakshmi is a professional….not a professional chef, or professional TV host, that’s all just part of her repertoire of skills she uses to fuck billionaires…

She is basically a sex worker to billionaires, so people don’t really look at it from the same perspective.

I have had inside information about how she conducted herself when pretending her baby was one billionaire she was dating, a guy who owned Dr Pepper, when really it was another billionaire’s baby….one of the Dells from Dell computers…

So, same concept of giving a 5 dollar blowjob, only for a lot more money in far more luxurious settings, but you still a ho.

What I find funny is that she’s in the billionaire circuit…like unless you’re not a billionaire, you can’t even look at her…I mean are these tits worth that much? Apparently so.

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Padma Lakshmi Hard Nipples

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2020

02

Apr

Skylar Grey Nude of the Day

Skylar Grey Nude

Skylar Grey is some nasty trash that made her money writing songs for legit pop artists, because in case you didn’t know, pop music has zero complexities and anyone can write that shit, so long as they suck the right record executive dick.

I think one of her bigger songs was with Eminem, which would explain the wigger, can we still call them wiggers, since every white dude dresses like this, and spends tons of money on limited edition bullshit for cred, when really it should just be the neon sign it is to how lame they are, why buy 10 dollar sweatpants at Walmart, when I can buy the same ones with some asshole’s tag on it for 1000 dollars. Idiots deserve this virus to reset your fucking priorities….

Anyway, this is her sex tape…I guess…who posts shit like this up and why? I don’t know but the world is a weird place where I don’t understand much!

Skylar Grey Nude

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2020

02

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Useless Dancing of the Day

I don’t keep track of Nina Agdal. She’s old, she looks like a retard to me. She’s a useless contribution to society. She’s moved in on American turf, took jobs from Americans, took eligible rich guys from America…including but not limited to Leo DiCaprio…who I double she fucked…

How fucking desperate and embarassing these sluts can be. This is what happens when you tell a dumb bitch who takes solid enough bikini pics for Sports Illustrated that she’s more than a dumb bitch in a bikini.

This social media thing has turned everyone into a dancing idiot Oprah for attention….and I just don’t understand how the rest of the world, girls especially, can look onto a cunt like this and think “She’s inspiring, I want her life’…

She literally scammed her way into a bikini magazine, then from there onto rich guy cock, and she pretends she’s an influencer, or a leader…..with something to say….get the fuck out of here Nina Agdal trash.

Here is a thong dance…which is more tolerable but bitch is still trash…doing humiliating dances…which in a way is funny, the troll of the decade….making these girls who think they are celebs and important lower themselves to dance for views…it’s kind of what I would do if I was rich and cast them for an influencer job….’dance you bottom feeding pig”…only they aren’t even getting paid for this…

This is SO beneath what I think a celeb should do or how a celeb should conduct themselves. If they aren’t getting paid for this, then they dumb.

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2020

02

Apr

Is Jessica Alba a Chinese Operative of the DAy

Jessica Alba is a 300 year old actor from many years ago. She is seen here dancing on TikTok while on homequarantine in what you would call clickbait, but what I call working for the Chinese.

I can not confirm that this is the Jessica Alba who pretends to have a billion dollar brand, where many of her products are likely made in China, where she probably embezzles or shelters money with her Chinese Factory owner partners. These people are scammers that is why they are which.

I can not confirm that this is not some Chinese made sex doll, the future of sex, all animatronic and embarassing.

All i can confirm is that it is posted on Chinese Spyware website, where they watch all of you die off through dance…dance to the death WHITE AMERICANS…when they aren’t tracking your every move….

Then again, she may not be a sex doll, but the real Alba, who just WORKS for the CHinese company as a bandleader or a camp councillor designed to encourage all you 40 year olds to sign up and dance…

They saw all the moms takeover facebook, now it is TikTok Time, it’s more effective in their spying!!

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2020

02

Apr

Normani in Lingerie for Rihanna of the Day

Normani is some manufactured by the evil media/entertainment industry. I don’t know how they found her, but about 8 years ago when she was 15, they decided to put her on some talent show as a solo artist, before deciding to throw her in Camilla Cabello’s Fifth Harmony band that was also manufactured by the evil media/entertainment industry…they need people to use to brain wash the youth and they do it through shitty pop music.

Now Normani is partnered up with Rihanna as one of her ambassadors to her panty brand “Savage x Fenty”, because Rihanna’s over the whole singing thing and more into the sex work that got her where she got. She was Barbadian, it’s not common for a 15 year old from Barbados to end up the biggest act in the world.

I find it weird that Rihanna would take on a young artist, since she is the person who got Rita Ora kicked off her label, you know not into competition, but she could have her hand in Normani’s pocket, she may be one of her whores, and being the Music industry Madame is far more pleasurable for the now fat and old popstar, or maybe Normani has a younger following and Rihanna wants to keep surviving. WE JUST DO NOT KNOW or care, because lingerie is involved and I’ll stare at that instead.

Posted in:Normani

2020

02

Apr

Courtney Stodden Sucking Popsicles in Quarantine of the Day

During the apocalypse QUARANTINE, Stodden has had time to do a series of half naked bikini sucking on a lollipop selfies for her fans who remember her as the 35 year old who played a child bride for the tabloids with the clown tits, that had at least one staged sex tape, like a sex worker, without really understanding their are better ways to loop loser dudes from the internet into giving you money every month….just ask that pig Maitland Ward, her pre porn career was LUCRATIVE with her patreon….you gotta build that base before you’re fucking big black cock in sex tapes…..

She’s a bottom feeder, but I still regret not going to her Halloween party MANY years ago, I should have robbed my neighbor for flight money. It would have been a legendary time, but now I am instead forced to post bikini pics of her in her TOTAL irrelevance, like she was irrelevant enough back then to have her dude invite me to a party at her house….she’s REAL fucking irrelevant now…but I’ll still look at her shamelessness with FOND memories of a better time when air travel was possible and the only thing you had to worry about was crashing..not COVID bullshit Bill Gates will save you all from.

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2020

02

Apr

Rita Ora’s Quarantine Dance of the Day

The one good thing about this social distancing is NO MORE dancing together. I guess unless you’re in quarantine with that person, or one of those assholes, like Rita Ora and every kid on TikTok who does these ellaborate hip hop dances, without realizing the more detail they put into their dance, the lamer it is….

You see, because dancing is so fucking queer…unless it’s a girl doing it to recruit my business…in which case…dancing is great.

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2020

02

Apr

PSA – SUPPORT ART HOUSE CINEMAS of the Day

I don’t do PSAs here because I typically don’t give a fuck about helping other people, they tend to be ungrateful fucks and no one ever helps me, so I’m a stay in your own silo kind of person.

I bring you the tits, you ungrateful fucks, and that’s about the extent of my charity work, or public charity work. I give money to rescue dogs, animal foundations, things that matter…

A very good friend Dante sent me this link suggesting I put it up, because it is dark times for all of us, and helping each other is what we should do now, and there is a lot of unknowns circulating….

What I do know is that with all the bailouts, one thing that will definitely not get a bail out is the Indy movie theater….

Now, I don’t go to movies or leave my house, but I realize there’s an importance of these “institutions” to exist, to give screentime to the indy movies, otherwise, we’ll be more controlled by the media, more controlled by Hollywood, as they wipe everyone out.

I’ve seen stories about how Hollywood already tries to fuck with these people, making their movies that these people need to break even on equipment that is unaffordable and that needs to be leased from the big movie companies, basically owning them.

It’s like the fast food industry having all the farmers they source their products by the balls.

BUT, there’s still something special about an old theater, owned by some weird movie nerd, that has the independence to show whatever the fuck they want.

As someone who has wanted to make a cheap horror movie forever, but I’m not setting up a GoFundMe for that, I can’t deal with your lack of support towards my dreams….I’d never go through the Hollywood system, and would need the indy theaters on board to make that happen….so for actual indy filmmakers, that screentime is so fucking important to bring GOOD, innovative movies to the screen. OTHERWISE, we are just a bunch of Slaves to the next DISNEY picture…that makes us bigger fucking robots than we are…thanks to all the work the media companies have done in brain washing us the last 100 years..

SO….that said, if you have money, and you like Indy Movie Theatres, and believe in the importance of FREE MARKET and not MONOPOLIES by evil corporations…I suggest you CHECK THIS GO FUND ME , do your OWN due diligence because I didn’t….and donate if you can.

I realize there are other things going on, an apocalypse that may leave us all murdering each other for food, as we struggle to survive and all that..I realize that your business, or other businesses going broke mean more to you than movie theaters….I know that you probably want the indy theaters to go bankrupt because they make cool real estate opportunities for music venues…and I know the idea of going to the movies is basically out the window, who would ever go to a movie again…it’s the fucking apocalypse…all move theaters will end….not just the INDY ones…

But it is important to keep this slice of Americana alive if we can, even if BILL GATES and the other world elite who have been planning and funding vaccines for CORONAVIRUS due to a need for population control don’t want you to.

DONATE NOW, IF YOU LOVE MOVIES .

Now back to the tits.

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