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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Mar

Willow Shields in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Willow Shields is not that cute by my standards, which is too bad for her, since I have no standards….

She played Primrose Everdeen in The Hunger Games film series, which means her audience is a bunch of fucking weirdo perverts, since she’s only 19 and Hunger Games came out long enough ago for Jennifer Lawrence to have been nominated for a dozen academy awards, none of which were from her performance when sucking Weinstein’s asshole….or front hole…as it was testified about his lack of a penis in court….by the women who must be proud of thesmelves for putting him away like the sociopath cunts they are…thinking it was some sort of quest for women…when it was really just bitterness and a vendetta for not getting that fame he promised them….

None of this has anything to do with Willow Shields and her slutty IG content as she tries to get more follower, or as she develops her content strategy to get likes and follows which based on experience and data involves being as slutty as possible…

I know she’s got more slutty in her, but this is what she’s bringing you perverts for now…

Here she is tits out with her dog…

Posted in:SFW|Willow Shields

2020

Mar

Sophie Mudd Titties in the Tub of the Day

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Christian girl gone wild at least based on her crucifix…as she does a pretty shameless titty show for her fans who are really only there for the tits.

She built up her audience being a massive fucking cocktease, now more than ever, because she’s trying to polarize her content to be more brand friendly, a typical strategic move a lot of these whores make.

It’s like get that audience by showing off your tits, but never show your nipples, and never go full nude to string them the fuck along…

Then, once you get that critical mass, either only post pics of your food or your outfits to pretend that your audience is all chicks, when really it’s dudes who were just strung along by the fucking cockteasing.

We aren’t dumb, but luckily online advertisers are, because they get fast ones pulled on them all the time as they pay these 5 dollar hookers, 10,000 dollars a post, to reach a bunch of dudes waiting for the nipple reveal…

The internet has a lot of loser pervert dudes waiting for the nipple reveal…

So as she tries to cock tease forever or until the right rich dude sweeps her off her feet, even though she’s probably already rich….and even if she was better looking before the face injections that make her a muppet….she still doesn’t have masturbation videos online like a real instagram whore trying to get those monthly subscribers…but she still has the big tits for you to stare at as you sit here waiting…years into this girl’s existence…for a fucking nipple.

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2020

Mar

Eliza Cummings, Sam Rollinson and Charlotte Wiggins of the Day

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I don’t know shit about any of these models, in some terrible social distancing practices, since younger people are using this opportunity to party, fuck and party more, and why wouldn’t they…If I wasn’t in DEATH range age, I’d be offering some shoulders to cry on in these times of crisis, or at least faces to sit on….until they are Eliza Cumming…either way, I am sure good times are happening..and I am not participating in them because I hate humanity and viruses…equally.

That said, I am sure these are from BEFORE the quarantine and the shoot features some pretenitous looking over made-up, done up, models in some level of undress…

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2020

Mar

Quarantits of the Day

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Here’s a compilation of QUARANTiTS, get it, like QUARANTINE…only with tits, instead of TINES…genius really…

With sluts making up a huge percentage of the female population, boredome, out of work, wanting to make money

I’ve compiled the best, funniest, weirdest nudes of girls posting nudes with the #quarantine on various questionable websites.

Pandemics bring out the best of people, left to their own devices without work or school or distractions like the gym or shopping for new outfits or planning dinner parties, or going out to bars, shows, events….to online dating….to get in the way…

Just them, whoever they are in quarantine with, a cellphone with camera because it’s not Y2K, it’s Pandemic….get your mass hysteria right and a whole lot of normalization of being a sex worker, getting naked for a crowd, like sexting 1000s instead of one ungrateful loser who they came across online and who writes bootleg 50 Shades of Grey style Game of Thrones LARPING fan fiction….when he’s not working as a bagger at the grocery store to fund his videogames and fetish porn addiction. LARPING costs money motherfuckers. The costumes alone

Point being, I don’t understand why people who aren’t trying to sell nudes, are posting nudes, especially those who look a little TOO real, but I’ll take it…and post it…for you to take it.

The 55 year old with her gut and sloppy tits showing her massive bush…when she should be baking cookies…is beyond weird to me…but I like watching…

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2020

Mar

Restaurant Madness and Other Videos of the Day

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Russian Girl Films her Lunar Landing

Road Gets Washed Out

Granny on the VR Porn

Nice Guy Rubbing New Face Masks on his Feet

Elephant VS Vehicle

Tire Takes out Pedestrian

Dumb Chick Falls Out of a Car

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every dude on my social media is cutting their own hair and posting a selfie of it, like a bunch of fags who always wanted to be hair dressers but feared the backlash of their dads for wanting to be a hair dresser….or models…either way…it’s queer.

We’ve been in quarantine for what, 2 weeks of 8 weeks? And you’re already losing your mind, cutting your own hair, modeling your own haircuts….I predict by April 30th, there will be a lot of men transitioning to women…or at least cross dressing as their muscle mass turns sissy fem boy because they can’t access the gym…and they won’t have that testosterone to cloud their true calling…to be little bitches.

I AM not the object of masculinity here, I’m an obese man with tits, cucked by some obese woman because she pays the rent…I wipe her ass and not for sexual reasons…if anything it ruins sexual anything for a few days after wiping her ass. I also run a blog about celebs like some teen girl or fag who hates on women’s bodies…it’s not really a masculine to do…

But I am not as queer as you selfie taking…haircut giving…women panties wearing..with your weird self discovery 10 days in….already going nuts….next step is sticking household objects in your ass, then it’s doing it for money to feed your broke queer ass…

Alone time is weird for some of you useless idiots….as people are losing their shit…here are some stepLINKS…

Sophie Mudd in her Bath Holding her Tits
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Brooke Burke’s Corona Virus Workout on her Front Lawn for the paparazzi to Monetize on the Crisis the only way she knows how – WHORING’
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Michael C Hall Fronts a Pop Band
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Galapagos Tortoise Found After 112
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Cops Performing Baby Shark Terrify Me….
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Kobe Bryant Sells at Auction for $30k
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Walmart Spitter
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Honey Badger’s are Smart…
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Sam Jackson Talking About His Famous Purple Lightsaber
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Ireland Baldwin Quarantine Tits.
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Sony Pulls 2020 Movies!
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Kid Paying Trumpet to Troll Class
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Handless Door Handle
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with COVID situation, that a lot of people think is a farce, but still let the government control you, shut your business down, and realize how you aren’t free and never were…is that all of a sudden neighbors I never spoke to are trying to be best friends…they are all bored in their own community and now suddenly have an interest in getting to know who lives around them even though we’re supposed to be staying the fuck away of each other…unless you’re finding love during COVID because people are finally talking to your creepy fuck ass.

If you’re one of those finding COVID romance with your neighbors you’ve been too shy to talk to, and are now talking to, and you find yourself unable to get a hard on because you’re all nervous about fucking your neigbor, and potentially getting an disease beyond just AIDS, remember that no matter what the cause of the limp dick the girl will blame herself and perform better than the next time. It’s important Quarantine sex tips….when really the only sex tip I should give you is don’t stuck under your sex doll and die because no one can check on you until April 30th and by then it will be just as humiliating despite being dead.

Enjoy – Marshall Mather’s Law….

Here are some stepLINKS

Halsey Bikini Quarantine Dance
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini Selfies
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Ireland Baldwin Losing her Mind in Quarantine
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Amy Schumer’ Terrifying Topless Pic
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Impatient Cyclist vs Train
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Maria and Alya Hotel Room Party!
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Hannah Ferguson on the Beach
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Dove Cameron Braless
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Amber Heard Braless Whore
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Rat Cow Uses the Pandemic as an Excuse to Post Nudes…
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Woman Spits on Walmart Employee
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I think the Woman Drake had a Kid with is Hilariously Disgusting and that CLICK HERE

Woman Solves Arson Case
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Demi Rose Celebrates 25th /45th Birthday
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Elsa Hosk Working from Home – Hot
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Luna Bijl Hot Bikini Model
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Canadian Sprays Down Coffee with Hand Sanitizer
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David Geffen’s Doing OK on his Yacht
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Dua Lipa Greased Up for ALbum Release
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Shenise Breslin Hot and Topless Bikini Shoot
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Scientologist Jenna Elfman in a Bikini at 48, I thought she was 100
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Nadya Naked in Bath!
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Hilary Duff – Tight White Tank Top
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Professional Sugar Baby Markle has Officially Turned Harry into a SIMP as they Set up in LA for her Acting Career. Hilariously vapid.
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Televangelist Doesn’t Want COVID to Stop You from Paying Them….
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Old Man Signing his COVID Song
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Fucked Up QUarantine Haircuts
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Would you Fuck THis?
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Contagion Stars Do a COVID PSA
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Phoebe Price on All Fours for Covid
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Jenna Dewan Fat Legs
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Dakota Johnson’s Ass in Leggings
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Her Mom (Melanie Griffith)
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Kate Bosworth in a Magazine
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Ariel Winter Buys Snacks
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Ana de Armas Working the paparazzi Despite Quarantine
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Molly Sims Tight Outfit
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From stepSMUT!!

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11 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Drive By Squirting – Hilarious
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Reddit Amateur Spreading her Ass
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Jordyn Johnson’s TItties!
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Naked Babe Posing on a Vintage TV
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Yardwork Fetish
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Crazy Booty Jiggle
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Pussy Passes Denied
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Wind VS Creep Cam….
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TITTY PSA for you to STAY HOME!
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Big Insertion
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Big Boob Shake and Reveal
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2 Girls and their Tan Lines
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Squirer!
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Ana De Armas – TITS
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Naked Blonde Chick in a Photoshoot
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Jen Conelly’s Bush
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Thick Black Ass
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Girl and her Dildo
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So Many Amazing Asses!
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AMateur Cums in the Streets
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Your Parents Must be Proud – You Idiots
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Tunnel Ahead!!! WATCH OUT!
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2020

Mar

Jojo Titty Top of the Day

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Jojo may be chubby, but she’s the right kind of chubby, in that she’s got these massive fat girl tits, while the rest of her isn’t overly fat, in a she stores her fat where it counts, at least in terms of being able to resort to her fat to monetize or market herself, because it lives in her bra top…..and not in a big sloppy belly…

The Jojo fans, her core fans, probably don’t even care that she has tits since they joined her fanclub when she was underage on TV and hadn’t hit puberty yet, you know all that pressure to be famous and to finance her and her mom’s white trash existence so that the mom didn’t have to go back to being a cleaning lady comes with a lot of responsibility that makes her period tap out. Just ask Michelle Trachtenberg, she only got her period at 20 something for the same reason. How do I know that info? Just ask Michelle Trachtenberg.

Anwyway, but tits, jiggling, this is the content we want, we deserve, we need in these quarantine times as Jojo continues her attempt at a comeback…she’s still got a ways to go but she’ll get there because she’s got the right tools.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2020

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Some of my best times have been making fun of Ashley Tisdale, which is a testament to how pathetic my existence is.

But there was a time when making fun of her was hilarious because she was getting tons of hype in the media for being a High School Musical hottie, and she had legit pervert dude fans into Disney Kids thinking she was hot, and she even had People’s Choice and MTV awards paid off to call her hot…so anytime I’d talk about her botched nose job and laugh I’d get legit hate mail…like what the fuck has Tisdale ever done for you, why are you fighting websites no one cares about for her honor, you fucking loser….

In those years of laughing at her ugly, I always said “at least she has a bod, body is more important than face, you fuck the body and can always look away from the face, and when you fuck the face, you have a little more leniency on the face because it is letting you fuck it and you don’t expect hot girls to act like that for your broke ass…

Because for every negative, like her fucked up face, there’s a positive, like her fit body….this was back when she was 25, at 35, she’s just trash across the board, but at least she’s shamelessly showing you titty for attention. Girls need attention in these dark times you know.

Here she is on TIKTOK doing some dumb dance for the Chinese Spyware company:

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2020

Mar

Eva Longoria Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Some Instagram fitness videos for fitness inspiration during these quarantine times, usually done by the rich and famous in their home gyms….but also by every aspiring influencer out there showing what they need to do to stay fit now that cocaine is harder to get….are not created equally.

I get that going silent when you’re a celebrity, even when you’re rich and accomplished and basically retired, like Eva Longoria, is a crazy concept for these narcissists to grasp. I realize that they want the world to praise them and see them and in their own self involved way they think this is inspirational or helping people get through it….when really it’s just saying “my spare room is better than yours”…..and “my gardeners are mexican so I feel superior to them as a mexican, there’s levels to this shit”….

But, sometimes silence is better when you officially look like a middle aged mom in that middle aged mom body. Seriously.

I always hated Eva Longoria and never found her hot, maybe because she reminds me of my grandmother back in Mexico…who hated being a Mexican…but probably because she’s really a lot of hype and not a lot of value…case in point, she’s doing her best Jane Fonda, while really failing at being Jane Fonda.