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2020

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Mar

Bella Thorne’s Quarantine Update You Don’t Need of the Day

I would say that Bella Thorne is some natural born performer, but that’s not entirely true, she was more the cutest of the kids from some stage parent trash with Celebrity dreams as all Americans do, only figured the best shot was to exploit her kids….so with abuse, force, sexual abuse, other tactics…she turned Bella Thorne into this “performer” who is always on because she doesn’t know the fucking difference, or how to act differently, and it works for her as normal people who are more laid back, less annoying, not acting like they are on stage at a High School production of CATS….because we aren’t as desperate, insecure and broken…

But she does like being on camera because she was groomed this way, and this is the content she’s putting out there in quarantine…I figure those you who with a grease trap fetish, who can’t roll around in the grease trap outside their favorite restaurant because it is closed under the pandemic quarantine rules…leaving you at home with a bucket of lard, but no deep fryer to make it the way you need it to be in order to get off….lucky for you the human grease trap is out here producing.

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2020

31

Mar

Britney Spears Posts a Porn Looking Selfie of the Day

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So Britney Spears posted this picture up with the caption:

I woke up and my hair was curly today !!! I was kind of excited ? I hope you guys are having a wonderful time with your families…..

But we know she was more about the angle with her tits out, looking like she’s about to do some dick sucking casting couch performance she’s probably really good at because the crazy girls are all the best, as long as they don’t have overbearing white trash dads keeping them locked up and unable to let their true talents shine, even though you know if they hadn’t broke the mainstream, her dad would still manage her stripping / porn career…some people are just destined to be on camera, I guess….

This is definitely “Look at the camera” dick sucking amateur porn vibes…only starring a legend making it substantially better!

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2020

31

Mar

Titty Sucker of the Day

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I know that girls have been inserting their hair brushes and other household objects in themselves since the beginning of time, but there was a time when they didn’t admit it. You know they’d sneak down at night when the family was asleep and fuck the shit out of a cucumber or candle without anyone knowing, maybe wash it off and put it back in the fridge to use in a salad. Waste not Want Not…

But now, we’re in a show and tell era, like we’re all a bunch of preschoolers who don’t know about subtlety or how sexy less is more is…so they are all out here posting up close up penetration…now more than ever….because being a slut online is trending, normalized, and a way to make more money than a job…

The only issue is finding that audience, like this chick, who has turned to INSTAGRAM to post her sucking her own nasty tit, without instagram flagging that content..

In instagram’s defense they probably think she’s sucking on a fucking piece of lunch meat…their machine learning machine can’t figure out what the fuck is going on here she is just that nasty….

But a nice reminder that Zuckerberg is a fucking pornographer….ruining society one IG pic at a time.

You can’t give humans access or a platform to do what they instinctively want to do, because they all go nuts.

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Posted in:Instagram

2020

31

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Lace Swimsuit of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo is some 30 year old with a fat ass she likes to put on the internet because she either thinks it is hot, or she knows that dudes are pervert and like any slutty content posted, making her get more likes…and likes are everything when you’re a nothing…

She’s been in a few shitty movies, like spin-off Bring it On, then Sharknado….a legend in the making…as she quarantines better than all of you…in your shitty apartments like some kind of loser…because you are some kind of loser.

Her sheer lingerie over a black thong is a weird fucking fashion trend that I think she just created in her trying to be slutty, pretending she’s not slutty, when slutty in the only thing that matters, you know and surviving a pandemic….

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2020

31

Mar

If Corona Virus Was a Person of the Day

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This just in – the Corona Virus if it Was a Person ….

That is all I have to say about that…oh and that this is Ariel Winter, in case you couldn’t tell, despite her looking her hottest with her broken down face covered!

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2020

31

Mar

Willow Shields in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Willow Shields is not that cute by my standards, which is too bad for her, since I have no standards….

She played Primrose Everdeen in The Hunger Games film series, which means her audience is a bunch of fucking weirdo perverts, since she’s only 19 and Hunger Games came out long enough ago for Jennifer Lawrence to have been nominated for a dozen academy awards, none of which were from her performance when sucking Weinstein’s asshole….or front hole…as it was testified about his lack of a penis in court….by the women who must be proud of thesmelves for putting him away like the sociopath cunts they are…thinking it was some sort of quest for women…when it was really just bitterness and a vendetta for not getting that fame he promised them….

None of this has anything to do with Willow Shields and her slutty IG content as she tries to get more follower, or as she develops her content strategy to get likes and follows which based on experience and data involves being as slutty as possible…

I know she’s got more slutty in her, but this is what she’s bringing you perverts for now…

Here she is tits out with her dog…

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2020

31

Mar

Sophie Mudd Titties in the Tub of the Day

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Christian girl gone wild at least based on her crucifix…as she does a pretty shameless titty show for her fans who are really only there for the tits.

She built up her audience being a massive fucking cocktease, now more than ever, because she’s trying to polarize her content to be more brand friendly, a typical strategic move a lot of these whores make.

It’s like get that audience by showing off your tits, but never show your nipples, and never go full nude to string them the fuck along…

Then, once you get that critical mass, either only post pics of your food or your outfits to pretend that your audience is all chicks, when really it’s dudes who were just strung along by the fucking cockteasing.

We aren’t dumb, but luckily online advertisers are, because they get fast ones pulled on them all the time as they pay these 5 dollar hookers, 10,000 dollars a post, to reach a bunch of dudes waiting for the nipple reveal…

The internet has a lot of loser pervert dudes waiting for the nipple reveal…

So as she tries to cock tease forever or until the right rich dude sweeps her off her feet, even though she’s probably already rich….and even if she was better looking before the face injections that make her a muppet….she still doesn’t have masturbation videos online like a real instagram whore trying to get those monthly subscribers…but she still has the big tits for you to stare at as you sit here waiting…years into this girl’s existence…for a fucking nipple.

Posted in:Sophie Mudd

2020

31

Mar

Eliza Cummings, Sam Rollinson and Charlotte Wiggins of the Day

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I don’t know shit about any of these models, in some terrible social distancing practices, since younger people are using this opportunity to party, fuck and party more, and why wouldn’t they…If I wasn’t in DEATH range age, I’d be offering some shoulders to cry on in these times of crisis, or at least faces to sit on….until they are Eliza Cumming…either way, I am sure good times are happening..and I am not participating in them because I hate humanity and viruses…equally.

That said, I am sure these are from BEFORE the quarantine and the shoot features some pretenitous looking over made-up, done up, models in some level of undress…

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2020

31

Mar

Quarantits of the Day

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Here’s a compilation of QUARANTiTS, get it, like QUARANTINE…only with tits, instead of TINES…genius really…

With sluts making up a huge percentage of the female population, boredome, out of work, wanting to make money

I’ve compiled the best, funniest, weirdest nudes of girls posting nudes with the #quarantine on various questionable websites.

Pandemics bring out the best of people, left to their own devices without work or school or distractions like the gym or shopping for new outfits or planning dinner parties, or going out to bars, shows, events….to online dating….to get in the way…

Just them, whoever they are in quarantine with, a cellphone with camera because it’s not Y2K, it’s Pandemic….get your mass hysteria right and a whole lot of normalization of being a sex worker, getting naked for a crowd, like sexting 1000s instead of one ungrateful loser who they came across online and who writes bootleg 50 Shades of Grey style Game of Thrones LARPING fan fiction….when he’s not working as a bagger at the grocery store to fund his videogames and fetish porn addiction. LARPING costs money motherfuckers. The costumes alone

Point being, I don’t understand why people who aren’t trying to sell nudes, are posting nudes, especially those who look a little TOO real, but I’ll take it…and post it…for you to take it.

The 55 year old with her gut and sloppy tits showing her massive bush…when she should be baking cookies…is beyond weird to me…but I like watching…