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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Mar

Dakota Fanning Self Isolation Sports Bra of the Day

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The nice thing about self isolation is that all these idiots, from creepy Dakota River, to the lowest level “influencer”…are bored, with their own thoughts, forced to deal with their personal traumas….by distracting themselves with all their friends that they still hang out with because “they can’t be contaminated, they are my friends”….or distracting themselves by facetiming all those people….and chatting on the phone…remaining the idiot who lacks any self-awareness they’ve always been….but luckily, as egotistical fucks, they can produce garbage content of them working out or whatever, because it’s sexy and healthy, even though all we want to see is insertion videos….STICK THINGS IN YOUR PUSSY DAKOTA…what the fuck is this lame workout shit.

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2020

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Celebs in Glasses of the Day

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People fucking love random bullshit top 10 lists that are totally not scientific based, but rather just a compilation of the 10 best celebs in glasses pics we could find in the 2-3 minutes it took us to find the 10 images in this post.

It’s clickbait motherfuckers, for the sake of you getting all mad in a “you forgot to mention” whatever the fuck your idea of a hot celeb in glasses pic is.

Who even has a glasses fetish anyway? Not me, I’m all for eye injuries when you cum in a bitch’s face…some fucking CONJUNCTIVITIS for you….at least that’s what I tell you it is…knowing very well that it’s OCULAR HERPES….sluts.

Alexis Ren

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2020

Mar

Twins and their Coronavirus Content of the Day

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The most important thing about this Coronavirus is that TikTok has found a theme song for the crisis. I don’t know what the young kids struggling to survive this epidemic now that UBER EATS is contaminated….

Their lack of basic life skills since they still live with their parents, are lazy entitled fucks with no work ethic, will make things hard.

But their ability to digital market, produce content, and potentially go viral, espeically when they are TWINS like these twins who you can follow HERE

Becuase if you’re not using a pandemic to self promote yourself, instead of fucking learning survival skills like hunting, building shelter and crafting things you’ll need to stay alive….

You sure as hell better be doing TikToks to entertain, monetize and grow your reach….because this will end and you don’t want to sit there thinking you missed a golden opportunity to win.

Useless fucks, where’s the twin sister scissoring, it’s not incest, it’s genetically considered masturbating..

When you’re twins, you have double the chance of winning, because you have two times the workforce of all these other sluts!

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2020

Mar

Gabby Epstein Pretends to Not Fuck of the Day

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Her name is Gabby Epstein and I’m sure I’ve posted her before, she’s one of those instagram sex workers that positioned herself as a beach and travel influencer, when all she influences is dudes who find her hot enough to jerk off to,

Her big joke, that is a joke on many levels is that this is the only physical contact she’ll get for the next 10-14 days…

the closest to any physical contact I’m going to get for the next 10-14 days

Which is possible, since these narcissists like to fuck themselves while watching their own IG stories get more views…

But my theory is that she’s already been turned inside out 14 times this morning to get your LATTE money you fucking slut.

Don’t act like you’re not a fucking whore, when clearly you’re a whore…GABBY EPSTEIN…RIGHT….

All these girls are hunkering down in the houses of rich guys….so that food supply doesn’t dry up…and if it does…they’ll just each the rich guy shit…like their literal shit…cuz these bitches will do anything.

When the rich guys dry up and choose hotter chicks to finance, they real sex work will happen. Ready for that? Same.

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2020

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Handstand of the Day

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This is Nicole Scherzinger demonstrating that the dick and balls I’ve assumed she’s had for a long fucking time, is either tucked the fuck in proper, taped to her motherfucking leg, or it’s an inny…a gash…a front bum…or is it front hole…I can’t keep up with what these trans are calling their genitals.

It’s true, the hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll can also be a woman, I mean she clearly identifies as a woman and her 40 year old ass is womanly enough. You know beggars can’t be choosers as the population dies off, maybe fucking the least dude-like dude, or the most dude-like chick will be our only option, since actual women and their weakness will all die.

Anything can happen, and if you’re going to fantasize about any bitch, it should be one who is sturdy and fit enough to do the heavy lifting for your weak computer ass…..

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2020

Mar

Hand Washing Video of the Day

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People, especially hot chicks who have been basically spoon fed their entire life, are not always the most creative. They don’t need to be. They are hot and that is enough to get them by….

If you’ve ever had sex with a hot chick or a chick who thinks she’s hot because she’s got dozens of dudes lined up for her, which I haven’t, but I’ve heard stories about them, and those stories are all the same, bitch thinks she’s doing you a fucking favor…and lays there until your done saying “you’re welcome” and “this won’t happen again” and “consider yourself lucky, you got me on a generous day”….where as her fat and ugly counter part will be doing gymnastic tricks on your dick in efforts to make the most of this rare moment….ready, willing, down to do anything….versus the barely lubricated dead weight and not even cuz you drugged her hot chick.

The same applies to self produced content, hot chicks are like “Me in a pic is enough” so they don’t pussy things…

So this “Handwashing” video dealing with the Coronavirus as if it is a PSA…slutty handwashing…is trending, and since all people want to be the same, they are making their own versions, and since hot chicks need to produce content to support their OnlyFans, Patreons, etc, they’re jumping in on it too.

So there’s no re-inventing the wheel, it’s repetitive shit, but the thing about hot girls is I’ll watch them do anything and remain entertained…cuz they are hot.

So here’s a hot body chick washing her hands for your survival…

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2020

Mar

Kate Moss on the Beach of the Day

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Kate Moss may be old as shit, but she’s also an iconic 90s slut who consistently had her skinny tits out, when not doing cocaine at parties and in video, where she basically got caught doing coke and was like whatever, in a time when that wasn’t the thing to do, even if everyone was doing coke, because people are a bunch of pussies…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that the best thing about Kate Moss is Pete Doherty, that dude was great and also what possibly gave her AIDS, making me think she was the first person cured of AIDS in the UK that I read about in the news, when you were all reading and protesting the Coronavirus.

I assume this was shot months ago, as these things are typically done, so no need to worry that her compromised immune system from all the good times of being Kate Moss will end in Corona death.

I know you can’t even see her full old lady tits, so what’s the fucking point, but to that I say, what is the point of anything….

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2020

Mar

Influencer Gets Hymen Re-Construction to be a Virgin Again and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Off-Roading

Hands of Steel

Just Driving Down the Stairs

Smart Way to Transport Things

Young Lady on Top of a Truck

Bodycam Footage of Mobility Scooter Girl Pulled Over

Idiots Dancing in Some Cherry Picker Bucket

Idiot Tourist Ignores Quarantine.

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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I want to shout out all the grocery store workers, delivery people, mail men risking their lives all day, but I am just here feeling too sorry for the influencers who can’t travel the way they want to, even though flight and hotel prices are down, just craving that luxury beach vacation with rich people to selfie themselves in places you can’t afford to go because you’re EATING your fucking cat food, too scared to leave the house…

I am excited for all the influencers to stop getting paid and to go into foreclosure on their million dollar houses…

Assholes…

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Paris Hilton Hot in Fuck Me Boots during Coronavirus
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Motorcycle Near Collision
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Bianca Mihoc is a Hot and Naked Survivalist!
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard to Appear in Court
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A Short Discussion on Epidemics…
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Judith Leclerc Lets Her Titties Out
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As this virus goes viral..which I guess it has, you have to wonder whether what the government is actually telling us…you are probably discovering just how many times a day you can masturbate. You thought you were over the top before, but now that you have no job….Hello rubbing off your dick, Goodbye freedom, health, grocery shopping, bars and restaurants….providing you with all this anxiety you need to distract yourself from the bad….it is your therapy, plus you can’t jerk off when you’re dead….so get it in….not to mention all the girls are out here working hard, providing entertainment to all you bored, broke fucks on cam sites becasue they are out of work too and what else is there to do…..Do it before you are too hungry, hopefully capable of killing, and more importantly armed….unless you die but if you don’t your paranoia that made you that survivalist will pay off when all the pussy lines up for you because you’re the only one with food. It’s the new prositution….pay me in meat….even though I was once a plant based vegan with an instagram.

This could be the reset we need.

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Amanda Bynes says she’s pregnant
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Norman Reedus Stocks Up on Potatoes
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Norman Reedus, Diane Kruger buy Hollywood Hills Castle
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Iris Law is VERY Hot….
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Schoolbus Wishes Granny Happy Birthday
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Anastasia Ashley’s Self Quarantine Surf!
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage!
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Noah Cyrus’s COVID Mask Doesn’t Look Right
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Betty Gilpin’s Hot Body
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Girl Eating Citrus Half Naked
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Good Coronavirus Advice
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Quarantined Italians Leave Messages to Their 10 Days Ago Selves
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Updated Ping Pong Game / Battleship Hybrid…
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Random Model Half Naked in her Apartment
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Ayisha Diaz Some Slut!
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Penguins Walking the Empty Auarium is cute…
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Old Story but so Funny…Clearwater Beach….
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Kat Graham – Umbrella in the rain
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Emily DiDonato Cleavage is Hiding…
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Emilia Clarke in Jeans….
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Zendaya Coleman in Oversized Sweatpants…
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Jelly Kelly Brook is So Fat
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