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2020

18

Feb

Ashley Greene Boudoir Shoot of the Day

Ashley Greene Nude Boudoir Shoot

Ashley Greene isn’t that hot, but she was the not that hot girl in in the Twilight movies and got pretty famous. She even had sex with a Jonas brother while they pretended to not have sex…they wore purity rings guys….so you know it was real and not just DISNEY marketing those dudes as wholesome…she was Florida Trash before being famous, so I can tell you a few things about how you become famous when you’re florida trash, but maybe Weinstein’s better suited for that lesson.

That said, she’s old, tired and married now, and here she is in a nude boudoir shoot shot by her husband for Valentine’s Day.

Which is exactly why it’s all over the internet, you know, because it was just a girl trying to have a sexy moment for her husband.

You know to shoot these pics together before having sex because both were all worked up like an IG photographer and some slut with a Patreon, which is really what Ashley Greene was better suited to be…..only Ashley Greene won’t call rape on him when she finds God….and keep these pics as a sacred memento for each other to reference when they are older…..only instead of that bitch said “let’s get some attention so people remember me” and released them to the internet….THIRSTY….

Ashley Greene Nude Boudoir Shoot


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2020

18

Feb

Inbar Lavi Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Inbar Lavi Lesbian Kiss

More Inbar…

Who the fuck in Inbar?

I know I like to be in bars and that you probably want to be InInBar….but that’s all I’ve got on her.

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2020

18

Feb

Instagram Influencer Fail is the Viral Joke of the Day

I am not falling for it…but the above video is obviously a joke making fun of influencers…or girls in general with their “Victoria’s Secret” school of modelling poses in everyday life….and it is going VIRAL…but the idiot who put it out, or the girl flashing her ass for her comedy doesn’t have her name on anything I’ve seen…so she’s getting lost in her own viral joke…tragic….that is probably the worst thing for an influencer in training who hits a viral joke making fun of being an influencer…because they want to be an influencer. How can life be this cruel.

It’s not that good of a joke but jokes don’t need to be good, they need to be relatable for the retard population to buy into it.

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2020

18

Feb

Marta Gromova Bringing the Food and Nudity of the Day

Marta Gromova Nude

In the spirit of Food and Nudity, here are some more foodie pics to follow up on last weeks post

I haven’t been posting these random instagram nude models for a while, they are the first to send you legal takedown notices and I was basically protesting the whole thing.

In a lot of ways, I like the pre-famous girl using nude shoots to build an audience, like so many girls are doing…it is ENDLESS content stream of nudes and as someone who thinks all girls on social media are whores looking for attention or dick…or how to manipulate the right dick…I am all about it…but then they don’t give that gratitude back when you call them out on them doing nude shoots to get noticed because they don’t have any real talent and aren’t that compelling so they go bottom of the barrel….a place I know all too well.

They are out here working at getting perverts to send them money for panties, feet pics, snap chat subscriptions, anything to not get a job or skillset due to laziness….and some of them are making 50k a month doing it. It’s nuts.

I love that they say “fuck celebs” because celebs really don’t matter now and for the most part they aren’t even that hot, while these real girls are far hotter and more accessible…but they can’t handle the hate…the criticism…the negative feedback that I think is positive feedback…they are babies…and always come back crying….plus half the girls who don’t make it turn to god and try getting their archive of nude shoots that I guess they play off as a “phase” off the internet…it’s just a weird time….not a bad time.

SO…I’m all about IG nude model who has adult braces posing with food…I am just not interested in hearing from her people because they think I am implying she’s a slut for getting naked….because it’s feminism and empowerment…which I am all about…I mean…cuz I love nudity.

In the spirit of Food and Nudity, here are some more foodie pics to follow up on last weeks post..

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2020

18

Feb

Jojo Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jojo Slutty Selfie

Jojo Gone Racy….with this implied nudity…strategic mirror selfie that I fucking hate.

If a girl you were trying to sext sent this to you….you’d be mad at the cocktease…it’s not cheeky or cute or funny…it’s straight up rude. The kind of move that would make you find out where she lived using your dating app geo-locator to teach her a lesson in ROMANCE….or maybe a block and delete cuz you know she’s just fucking mocking you and leading you on and not trying to be cute. I’m onto you bitch.

Since the cocktease is from a former child star who still exists because the damage from being a child star hasn’t made her kill herself like she was Demi Lovato…one that you may have been attracted to at some point in her career before she disappeared because you are weird….but that I never really fucked with or paid attention to because I just didn’t find her hot.

But all these years later, I am forced to ask myself important questions about Jojo like “has she always been this busty”…..you know life changing shit that I am sure google can answer for me, but I’d rather hear it from you.

Here she is in the gym.
Jojo Gym Flex

Here she is….doing who fucking cares…

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2020

18

Feb

Kate Bock Sleazy Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Bock is a Canadian girl from a rich as fuck part of Canada called West Vancouver, that is also known as the place where Shay Mitchell’s rich parents paid for her to become an actress.

In being a rich kid, like Kate Upton before her, it was very easy for her to follow her dreams and become a “model” who probably never made all that much money but enough to exist outside of Canada….traitor….

If you want to hear creepy – she was discovered 12 at a local swimming pool…..because the model industry is for predators who groom young girls with dreams of being jerked off to by many.

She’s 32 now, old as fuck, but for some reason finally tying to make a name for herself, doing that Publicity Tour in the form of a half nude shoot that has the nipples photoshopped out…UNLESS SHE DOESN’T have nipples….

They also say she modelled for Victoria’s Secret, owned by another creeper, maybe the guy who found her at the pool at 12…..but she’s best known as the unpaid Sports Illustrated swim from 2013-2019…6 years of bikini photoshoots to feel relevant…because people still think SI SWIM is relevant…for some press….and to get a fast track to athlete dick…since SI SWIM is basically the brothel for athletes….

Her boyfriend, as I expected…..an NBA player named Kevin Love….all this shit is so repetitive…same story, different aged pussy.

Conveniently…..Kate bock was also at the beach to celebrate her photoshoot…in a bikini for you to jack off to…

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2020

18

Feb

Dua Lipa is an Anime Character of the Day

Dua Lipa Anime Bodysuit

Dua Lipa, who speaks to the younger audience, along with a bunch of old perverts who jerked off to her tits on Youtube when she was starting out – before becoming famous.

She is dressed like a 6 year old in her anime one piece branded bathing suit that she’s selling….and that’s fucking creepy…

But not as creepy as Anime as far as I’m concerned. It’s A porn genre I’ll never fucking understand and when I see it posted up knowing people jerk off to it, always weirds me out. Jerking off to BUSTY cartoons…what the fuck is wrong with you….grow the fuck up.

That whole AHEGAO – tongue out, eyes rolled up weirdness that Belle Delphine dominates confuses me…the pink hair, dressed like Sailor Moon, Pale skin….weirdness…that I guess is “in”…and that I guess I can still masturbate to because at least it is real girls..and not cartoons.but that doesn’t make it any less weird.

Dua Lipa Anime Bodysuit

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2020

18

Feb

Nicki Minaj Twerk of the Day

Nicki Minaj Hoe Shit

Nicki Minaj, who married a dude who raped a 16 year old and killed a gangster in attempts to add some depth to her “hood” branding, is out here twerking.

This could very likely be some stripper Nicki Minaj hired to be her body double for her social media posts, I have no actual evidence that her video captioned “HO SHIT”….or something equally derogatory to sex workers, that makes me feel triggered, that a woman like this would try to capitalize on sex workers around the world, you know culturally appropriate them…and call them out…and NOT get in trouble for it.

In other Nicki Minaj scams, she went to a “prestigious” high School of Music & Art and Performing Arts, because she wanted to be an actor. She worked off-broadway before the record label needed to cast a LADY GAGA for the black audience.

She auditioned, got the part, they created her and as time went on and the white kids got more and more into “hood shit”….she went from clown bitch…to twerking ghetto stripper doing her best Lil Kim impression.

She went from chubby chick, to kardashian body chick and people bought in…

She’s bullshit…

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2020

18

Feb

Kaia Gerber Panty Flash of the Day

Kaia Gerber Panty Flash

It is amazing that Kaia Gerber is confident in her pussy enough to wear some light colored panties. I feel like that’s a recipe for disaster when you’re a young, up and coming, star in the fashion industry because you have rich parents…you know and your mom is Cindy Crawford….because pussies are an magical eco system filled with fluids and mucuses and shedding uteruses…and random used condoms…hot dogs and other inanimate objects inserted and long forgotten.

BOLD….

But maybe Kaia Gerber no longer has a pussy, so there is no fear of leakage or seepage because Pete Davidison fucked the pussy off of her, you know literally KILLING her pussy, because he definitely did that figuratively to anyone who liked the young Crawford….when they found out that she was fucking him…..

The young crawford who was thrown into this life because it feeds mom’s ego, vanity, narcissism and makes more sense than sending her spoiled ass to Med School or to any school where she can make a difference in the world.

Instead the goal is to ride out that celebrity kid hustle, posing on camera, you know important shit….all while knowing she’s going to inherit a ton of money….

Garbage.

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2020

18

Feb

Man Shit Himself…and Other Videos of the Day

Kid Has Mental Breakdown

Insurance Scammer Caught

Friday Party….

Dude on a Train

Drunk Driver Woken Up

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