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2020

28

Jan

Viki Odintcova Nude Photoshoot of the DAy

Viki Odintcova is some Russian instagram girl who has her tits out in some photoshoot as she does because she has 5 million followers, possibly fake followers, but followers nevertheless on instagram. So she must be important. This is her INSTAGRAM

After doing some research, very little research, just staring at her tits in this shoot was enough research for me. It turns out that she almost died doing this stunt for an instagram post:

Which makes pulling her tits out hardly that dramatic, or intense, or crazy. This girl goes the fucking distance for Insta, in true Russian psychopath glory and I support that behavior….but prefer when the tits are out.

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2020

28

Jan

Wendy Richard in Vintage Erotica of the Day

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Wendy Richard was a british actress who died in 2009 but she lives on through the various vintage erotica of her in a bra and panties like this photoshoot.

I figure some RIP motherfucker tribute pictures is always a good time thanks to the legacy that lives on forever thanks to the internet.

So girls out there taking your nude selfies remember…the internet never forgets.

This is also for those of you who have been known to dig into only family albums to jerk off to vintage bikini pics of people you pretend you don’t know, but who you are very well aware are your dead granny on her beach vacation.

Jerking off to the dead, some may find it gothic and dark, others a tribute to their memories….to me…even those alive doing these nude shoots have no souls so it’s all the fucking same.

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Posted in:Vintage Erotica

2020

28

Jan

Zoey Deutch Getting Slutty of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is one of our goto celebrity brat kids trying to make it on social media using every fucking connection they have thanks to who their parents are.

I am a big fan of celebrity kids and their entitlement or the fact that they don’t really have to try as hard as other girls to get work, to get rent paid and to get where they want to go.

Their celebrity upbringing pretty much secures them with room and board, a trust fund and all the meetings they want or need with anyone they want and need it with.

SO…when they get nude or half nude for photoshoots, there’s this level of not needing to do that but really doing it for the sheer love of being slutty in photoshoots and I find that hot.

Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Howard the Duck’s Lea Thompson and some producer / director who did Pretty in Pink named Howard Deutch, not to be confused for Howard the Duck….

Point being…Zoey Deutch is good.

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2020

28

Jan

Elsie Hewitt – The Tits Ryan Philippe Beat of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt who you can follow on instagram at @ELSIE , is one of those big natural titty girls from instagram who was able to amass a following by using her tits to get noticed or to be taken seriously by rich dudes.

I don’t know her end goal or how much of a sugar baby she actually is, because I don’t actually care.

I just know that her claim to fame, or the biggest shit she’s done, is accuse Ryan Philippe of beating her when they were “dating”.

It is another one of those stories of if you’re a famous dude, you have a lot of exposure, and this generation of woman is a clever opportunist who is entitled and thinks they deserve everything because they have over 500k instagram followers. They have a distorted perception of sex, relationship and rape and sexual assault. They don’t have brains, they just have memes and half information from reading headlines and not really grasping how the world works. They’ve been coddled their whole life, they can’t fail in elementary school, everyone gets a participation prize. The world their oyster.

Anyway, she was clever enough to sue Philippe for a million dollars, cash in when things don’t work out for you, and who will believe him in this #metoo era. Good timing. Take advantage of exploiting the highest profile dick you can seduce on IG.

That’s not to say Philippe is a good guy, or that he didn’t punch her when she was out of control at his house, throwing a tantrum….it’s just to say he’s a fucking idiot…these tits aren’t worth that headache…not tits are worth the headache yet all these motherfuckers get caught up in this shit. Idiots.

Well these are those tits in a photoshoot.

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2020

28

Jan

Lady Stripped Down Smuggling Shit into Prison and Other Videos of the Day

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Groom Playing Videogame During Wedding

Getting Robbed on a High Ladder

Man Jumped Onto a Moving Car

Idiot Playing with a Cobra

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was convinced I got the CORONA Virus this weekend because I went to my favorite Asian Rub and tug while drunk without thinking of the health risk. I was like “I’ll take that handjob because that virus isn’t even here yet”….

I woke up Sunday feeling half dead…so I had to take my health in my own hands, like patient zero and head back to that rub and tug to determine if it was a health risk, I mean beyond the AIDS that are dripping off the massage table.

As it turns out…they are vietnamese not Chinese so I’m safe…just racist…to think all Asians are the same.

So not dead yet…here are the stepLINKS…

Some Girl Stripping Out of her Black Lingerie
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Frank Sinatra’s Gold Toilet Sold at Auction
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Rocket Powered Slet Goes 6,600 MPH
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Beyonce Brought the TIts Out
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Larry David Doesn’t Want to be Conan’s Friend
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Irresistible is the New Steve Carrell Movie – THis is the Trailer
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Noah Cyrus is Fucking Machine Gun Kelly
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Blue Tongue Skink Licks Fruit
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Does Demi Lovato’s Tits Deserve another Chance
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Prince Andrew is Not Helping the Feds on the Epstein Case – Cuz He Guilty…
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Kobe’s Dead 13 Year Old Playing Basketball in Slutty Heels
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2020

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have any porn sites released some helicopter inspired porn as a tribute to Kobe, you know just a girl spinning on a dick like she’s the propeller…

The best Kobe joke I’ve heard was from one of my homies who said “It’s a national disaster because no one likes their Kobe overcooked” or something similar….I am bad at quotes, story telling, writing, so it’s as close as I get….solid.

I guess when you travel on a helicopter because you’re that rich and don’t believe in being inconvenienced by traffic, dying is a consequence of your impatience….how you feel about waiting in traffic like the rest of us now Kobe?

“Traffic got too bad, so I got a helicopter”…..smart strategy you rich fuck. How’s that traffic now Kobe-Copter?

I don’t even like basketball so today has been pretty exhausting on social media, good thing the tits and slutty photoshoots keep making their appearance. Girls gotta push their premium snapchat…premium snapchat doesn’t sleep cuz Kobe decides to die ya know…sluts, like cockroaches, outlive everything…weather all storms…all while being half naked.

Again, if you’re going to crash in Calabasas AIM for the Kardashian house.

Whenever a death happens in Calabasas that isn’t a Kardashian…I feel slighted…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicole Scherzinger in Latex
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Rita Ora’s Awesome See Through
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Ugly Grammy Nominated Scottish Kid Mistaken of Seat Filler at Grammys
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LAPD is Mad at TMZ for Breaking the Kobe Story Before Families were Notified cuz TMZ is trash
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Miley Cyrus Did the Dolly Parton Challenge
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Cardi B – Huge Fake Titties
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Do You Think Demi Lovato Deserves Another Chance After the Heroin Overdose? Should Brands Banish Her or Pay Her?
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Alison Lozano’s Topless Shoot
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N-Bomb on Kobe Coverage
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TikTok Outlet Challenge is Going to Get People Killed
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Does this Egg Fit in your Mouth Prank
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Channing Tatum Defending his Ugly Jesse J
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Journey of Dude Who Lost Over 200 Pounds – You Can Do It Too
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Lottie Moss in a Bikini
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Noah Cyrus and Machine Gun Kelly FUCKING
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Tinashe in a See Through Top
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People Save Woman Trapped Under Car
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Taylor Swift Big Cleavage
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Rally Car Crashes
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Cara Delevinge in a Nipple Top
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Channign Tatum and Jessie J are Back Together
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UC Berkeley Student Spat in Logan Paul’s Face
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45 Pics of Babes at the Grammys
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Jack Nicholson on Kobe’s Death
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Bennadette Lukacsi’s Vagina!
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5 Year Old Ripping Slipknot on Drums – Scary
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GoPro Goes 0-100 KM/H
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Madison Beer – Right Tit Cleavage
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Becky G Got her Legs Out
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Penelope Cruz Got Old
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Lily Rose Depp in Boots
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J.Lo and A-Rod at the Horse Races
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Janet Jackson’s Right Tit Cleavage
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Bebe Rexha Big Cleavage
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Naomi Watts – Old
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Rainey Qualley – Skinny
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Michelle Pfeiffer – Still Hot
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Mila Kunis at an Event in Jeans
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Ambrosio in Leggings
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A Gallery of Hot Asses
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Nice Tits
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Elevator Booty Selfie Busted
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Nasty Porn Chick at the AVNs
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Natural Titties!
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Reddit Amateur Tied the Fuck Up
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Mia Malkiva Titties in the Pool
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Just an Orgasm
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Demin Mini Skirt
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Nice Upskirts
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When the Nude Model Gets Pregnant
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The Best of Public Fappers
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Big Titty Drop
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Hates the Taste of the Squirt
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Big Christmas Titty Drop
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The 2 Kinds of Girlfriends
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2020

27

Jan

Grammy Award Winning Tits of the Day

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Funny story. I watched the Grammy Awards last night. I NEVER watch the Grammy Awards. I didn’t live blog my Grammy Award coverage because since Twitter deleted my account, I feel no real point in doing that, I have 10 followers on twitter who don’t fucking care and I don’t expect live tweeting the Grammys to be my “Lewinsky” breaking story that makes me fucking matter. Maybe I don’t actually want to matter, but rather want to watch the Grammys in peace, to realize just how disconnected I am from the entertainment world, to sit in the scam that is mainstream success, to question Lizzo…or her a lyric that says “I’m not your side bitch” or something along those lines, obviously, she’s too big to be a side bitch, can’t fit in the the passenger seat, more a back seat bitch, cuz it’s got bench seating. She can bring her flute with her…..or to hate on Alicia Keys as she remembered when she was the fat bitch in the music industry, now she’s all like “I’m skinny fucks, bring more Lizzo”…or to hate on Chrissy Teigen for being a ugly opportunist cunt…while appreciating Tanya Tucker and Bonnie Raitt, because I like old Country…to seeing Bille Eilish’s rich LA 18 year old with a thug accent offset by her brother who lives in the same house as her not have that accent…because it’s all an act…like Demi Lovato’s acting sad to pull on your heart strings and to get your sympathy when she should be blacklisted for being an opiate addict….or Arianna Grande singing about all the stuff she buys herself in her album inspired by the loss of her boyfriend Mac Miller…nice tribute….and it was pretty shit, but filled “Kobe the Rapist” tributes because he died……….and I was glad…so glad Chapelle won and Ellen didn’t…which was my highlight….

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These are the tits…

Pia Mia was there, probably to give foot massages to the record execs while they watched the show..

Priyanka Chopra was there looking like a proud mother with her tits out next to her husband Nick Jonas

Here she is at the Pre Grammy Party

Rosalia came from Spain and sang some really boring song, shaking her ass in a white bodysuit..

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Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas, probably stoned

Tove Lo brought her tits out

Camila Cabello sang a song about her cuban dad

Here she is preforming

Grammy Awards Camila Cabello Yellow Dress

Disney Trained Demi Lovato pushed the tears out, I assume she just has to think of the heroin she’s going home to and that brings tears of joy, which she can pass off as tears of sadness while she sings a song written for her to sing at the Grammy Awards to repackage her as a wholesome bi polar bitch instead of a degenerate drug addict.

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Some Victoria’s Secret model Grace Elizabeth with the tits

Heidi Klum brought her new face

Madison Beer was at an after party with her tits out

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Nicole Scherzinger and her massive tits in a white dress

Naomi Campbell in a weird wig

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Pregnant Lana Del Ray and her cop boyfriend

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Dua Lipa in some white silk

Cardi B with her tits out because that’s what she’s paid to do

Avril Lavigne aka Lil Half Dead

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Alessandra Ambrosio was stoked to see Rosalia, what is with that ass??

Ariana Grande showed up in two different dresses but with the equal amount of spray tan rubbing off making her look like a leper

Bebe Rexha with the titty mesh, more of that here

Bilie Eilish is 18 now and won all the awards

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Gwen Stefani looking plastic

Jameela Jamil was invited even though she’s a judgmental bitch

Jojo with the wet look, fresh off the pole.

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Joy Villa Supporting TRUMP

Lizzo looking for the buffet

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Posted in:Awards|Pre-Grammy

2020

27

Jan

Kelly Gale Getting Wet of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model and she’s getting wet in these bikini pics.

I want to assume that they are not photoshopped because they are not all that great, because I am drawn to the “not that great pics” because I assume they aren’t photoshopped like all other bikini pics of girls are now putting out there.

We’ve got social media LIES thanks to “facetune” so any influencer you see is filtered to shit, often times badly. Photoshopping themselves like real fucking assholes.

Then the whole catalog pic or editorial pics have also always been LIES…

It’s like what do girls even look like in bikinis anymore…we’ll never fucking know thanks to the LIES that are the internet but we can assume that none of the girls we know, or fucked, or want to fuck look quite like this…more reason to stare at her.

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Posted in:Kelly Gale|SFW

2020

27

Jan

Rita Ora Big Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Rita Ora is a big deal, at least when it comes to her breasts, that she’s taken a liking to showing off, because after all the years of trying to make it in the music industry, she’s not nearly as relevant as Billie Eilish….and she’s got a solid 10 years of hustle behind her…so why not fixate on the one competitive advantage she does have…since clearly her music sucks and that’s her tits…be braless, be proud of how big and wonderful they are, and let them be all the Grammy awards you fucking need, because the Grammy’s don’t matter, it’s all some propaganda to give some new stars some shine so that their teams that they all thank incesently can make the millions they feel they deserve since the general public are retards and buy into anything…

While tits, they are actually special, and real…at least in Rita Ora’s case…they aren’t some 17 year old rich kid from LA singing about heart ache like an actor because she’s 17 and doesn’t even know what heart ache is….

I am a fan of Rita Ora, he consistency, her hard work trying to be the next Rihanna that she never quite became but most importantly…of her tits…that I like to reduce her to, or in her case elevate her up to…cuz they are that good.

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