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2020

Jan

Lottie Moss Topless of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s sister that looks nothing like Kate Moss but that doesn’t stop her from mooching off the last name to achieve all her dreams.

Plus, the world doesn’t really care about finding original talent or using hot and skinny chicks for modeling, which I guess works out nicely for Lottie Moss, because they just like that she’s affiliated to someone who was important or iconic or a legend in her own right like Kate Moss.

The good news is that she’s basically doing the influencer thing, so that means her tits are out, and she’s got tits, seeing as she’s not built like Kate Moss but more like an instagram filter or girl who may be fat but photoshops herself to look like a sex doll.

This pic (the top pic) is her talking about how taking a shit is good for the soul….the rest is her living that bikini thick girl from instagram life thanks to being Kate Moss’ sister and I figure use what you got to make the least amount of work for you while making you the most amount of money. Integrity is for suckers and no one notices integrity.

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2020

Jan

Olivia Wilde is a Bathtub Troll of the Day

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Olivia Wilde gets a lot of hype for being this super hot actress with a silly fake name that is supposed to reflect her relationship to Oscar Wilde, because her biological or maiden name is COCKBURN, a name that she didn’t want to run with professionally for obvious reasons.

I don’t dislike Olivia Wilde and for the most part I think she looks good, but this has got to be the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her and she is the one who released it to the world.

Is this the equivalent of a rape victim getting fat and dying her hair black after getting a series of shit tattoos to cover up her cutting scars – in efforts to not be appealing to the opposite sex so that rape doesn’t happen again? I don’t know.

I just know if you’re going to do the bathtub thing – don’t do it like that TikTok neckless video trend….

If you aren’t on the TikTok trends: Here’s a sample of what this Bath Time Selfie that could be so much more erotic seeing as she’s naked…looks like…

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2020

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Cook Underwater Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is the not very hot, because she doesn’t need to be hot, daughter of Christie Brinkely.

Christie Brinkley, who diluted her SI SWIMSUIT icon model body with the sperm of a very rich dudes over the course of her life, in order to set herself for life, because and thus set the kids up.

So the kids don’t need to be hot because they won’t need to use that hotness to survive, or to have that good life, you know whore out like their mom did, because they’ll start out rich.

That’s not to say Christie Brinkley was some poor, destitude girl when she got into Modeling, anyone who knows that Billy Joel Uptown Girl song knows it is about her. She was actually adopted by her mom’s second husband, who was named Don Brinkley and who lived in Malibu and Bel Air and Brentwood growing up.

He was the TV writer of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (second time mentioning that IP today), The Fugitive and a bunch of other shit like Raw Hide….basically he was a rich TV writer.

But that doesn’t man his adopted daughter with all her adopted issues can’t be a whore who likes to fuck or breed with rich guys to maintain that lifestyle.

However, Peter Cook, Sailor’s dad along with being a successful architect, was also a male model, so maybe this was her attempt at creating something hot and I guess just missing the mark since underwater she looks alright.

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2020

Jan

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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Last week, I posted this:

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

To one picture of Menounos with her tits squeezed together in her blue bikini.

Apparently, there was more content around her tits squeezed together in a blue bikini and since she wasn’t working the CBS red carpet to the Grammys like she may have in the past, but instead some other asshole was, who I assume is the new John Tesh with a tan from Entertainment Tonight, I felt give some entertainment news show reporter tits of the past some shine….cuz they are good tits.

Plus she’s Greek and along with inventing Math, the Greeks invented anal, thus the Greeks are closest to what Anal is, she was born for anal, which I guess we could argue all people were born for anal, hence all the queers in society….and girls not getting pregnant…dude to having dudes they meet off tinder finish in their asses instead of their cunts…it’s mainstream that Anal thing. I guess what it comes down to is that I like to write the word anal.

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2020

Jan

Halsey’s Tits on SNL of the Day

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I don’t know what I dislike more, SNL or Halsey, but both are pretty fucking bad.

I know that SNL has this legacy and that it’s seen as this revolutionary show for comedy and that may be true, I mean the 70s were a different era. I think I only watched the show a few years when I was 14 or 15 and even thought it was shit…I just lived in the middle of no where, had no friends, and would be home on a Saturday night with nothing by network television to entertain me.

I know that the show has bred some serious fucking talent whether you like their comedy or not….from Adam Sandler who got fired from the show and who is now a billioaire, to Chris Rock to Will Ferrell, also a billionaire, to Dan Ackroyd also a billionaire thanks to Ghostbusters…to Bill Murray and all then all the modern assholes I find fucking terrible like Dancing Monkey Fallon, Tina Fey and Andy Samberg…it’s all just a pile of commercialized, safe, TV friendly, weak comedic garbage…

But then again…what do I know about comedy. I’ve never tried to be funny. I’ve never done stand-up. I’ve never written a comedic movie. I am just a critic on the outskirts of relevance. I say I’m a comedy snob, that laughing is a waste of time, that comedy besides a small handful of people is just lame. Some loser who practiced and memorized in front of the mirror to get that perfect 15 minute set. So my opinion doesn’t reflect the success or the zeigtgeist of what the people are actually into. I mean if it was, I wouldn’t live in a ghetto basement apartment with a fat wife cuz she pays the rent.

I still think I can say SNL sucks…

Then there’s Halsey, some liar who created some fake backstory of her drug riddled ghetto half black homeless youth, when really bitch was just some party girl who fucked a DJ that kept in contact with said DJ and did a vocal track on one of his massive songs, paving the way for her….but no one like to say “i sucked a DJ dick and he was nice to me in this MeToo era and wanted to keep the door open for future dick sucking, so I sent him a vocal track I did and he made it a hit”….

I find her barely hot, barely interesting, barely slutty enough….whether in lingerie showing off her new fake tits, or a bikini….so these are two things I hate….coming together for media and popculture moments that shouldn’t fucking matter.

Here she is in a slutty short dress

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2020

Jan

Halley Berry Topless of the Day

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Give a bitch who was always kept at arm’s length from her fans to give the illusion of being some exclusive and high end person that is hard to reach, access to a social media account and a camera, and within a short period of time the slutty selfies or slutty photoshoots will start to happen.

Not only has Halle Berry sexualized herself in her movie roles, but also to get those movie roles, because it’s a highly competitive industry and the girls who get anywhere within that industry are the ones who are the most willing to put out or at least seduce the right guys into buying into what they are selling.

They are master sales people at least when it comes to selling themselves and often times when you’re a woman, selling yourself just means showing off your tits. Guys are that easy to win over.

So now that she’s got her own direct line to the fans, and she knows that on a personal level she feels old and washed up and on a timeline that this being hot thing may come to an end sooner than later, who the fuck cares about putting herself out there, if anything she gets off to it.

So instead of being limited to movie role nudity and magazine editorial to promote those movies, she’s realized that tits get hits and that tits is what she’s got and gonna use.

It’s like when you see a slutty instagram girl try to go “fashion” to get higher payouts, you see that struggle of 50,000 likes on a butthole beach pic, compared to 3000 likes on her “OUTFIT” shot….the natural instinct is “post more of those butthole pics despite the plan of being a fashion person”.

This is the internet and with any technology, the slutty content gets the most action cuz we’re all fucking animals. So expected sure. Slow to the gate due to her handlers sure. But bringing it now…titties out.

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2020

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Straddling the Pool of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t look like herself, but I guess that is what happens when you get your face jacked up enough with fillers, you end up looking like Sharon Osbourne, who actually looks better than ever despite being in her 70s, because this whole fucking BOTOX thing is weird.

Not as weird as the fact that Liz Hurley has her son shooting her bikini fetish porn for her fans, you know it’s always weird when a mother rubs her cunt on the side of the pool until she reaches orgasm, like one of those pillow humping fetish videos all over the internet, because you’re all a bunch of perverts into the female self discovery of an orgasm, only this female’s too old for orgasms and at that point where you gotta get weird to cum, like making eye contact with your son who you think is beautiful because he came out of you, and it’s so wrong to have him come back into you….making it all the more exciting.

There’s a reason incest porn is the number one thing people are into on the porn tube sites. You all want to fuck your family. So maybe Liz Hurley is just the creepy norm. Creepy Norm….should be the name of a character on the internet like they do with Karens, Beckys and Chads…

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2020

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Ekaterina is some titty model at least that is what I assume she is because her titties are out, but upon further investigation I have learned that she’s also a blogger, because blogging transitioned from being some nerd who posts nerd shit like girls in slutty photos, to being people who post to social media with captions about their open and honest curated glimpse into their lives.

She is from Russia, which would explain her audience and the fake numbers, you see because instagram is fucking fake.

In 2015, she was cast in The Man from U.N.C.L.E in a small role, which is either pretty impressive, or a sign that instagram girls who get half naked are better suited to act that people who have gone to acting school and would die for a bit role in ANYTHING. Sucks to be them, they should go back to the drawing board and pull their damn tits out.

Her bio also says she’s a part time model, a full time Yogi and she lives in Bali…where she promotes Energy Drinks and in her part time modeling she’s managed to pull them titties out….because I guess when you only commit a few minutes of modeling a month because you don’t need to fuck with that now that you’ve made that money….you might as pull the tits out and that’s just what she’s doing.

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2020

Jan

Courtney Stodden Pussy Print of the Day

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Courtney Stodden’s rocking a pussy that looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth in this tight bathing suit bottom that she’s in to celebrate her recent divorce from the man who basically created her as the tabloid fodder and sex worker she always was, but that she really came into herself on an international level with the help of legit porn companies and the media.

These fat pussy lips so fat in their cameltoe glory that you’d almost mistake her for being a tranny with one of those pussy definition inserts in her bikini bottoms… A PRODUCT THAT GOT MY AMAZON AFFILIATE BANNED WHEN I TRIED PROMOTING IT LAST YEAR ….they decided I was a porn site when I was just promoting their weirdness.

The best thing about Stodden, despite seemingly having been in the media for over a decade and looking like a fucking trainwreck mom at the stripclub getting money for her crack addiction…is that she’s only 25….I have no idea how that is possible since she looks 45…I mean even Sharon Osborne at the Grammys looks better than this…but I guess that’s part of her charm….that and her fat pussy lips.

I’m a fan.

Here she is with her PUG

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2020

Jan

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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The Grammys happened last night, so all the “it” and “try hards” in the music industry spent the weekend attending all the important industry events, and one of those Try Hards was Bebe Rexha, the Albanian who unlike the other Albanians (Rita Ora and Dua Lipa) who are taking over the music industry slowly because I guess Albanians like to sing and dance for money from white people, this one’s from America.

She presented an award with Shania Twain, Canada’s home and native son, and as it turns out Bebe Rexha was not nearly as fat as I thought she was. Maybe she’s on some weightloss kick, maybe she was never fat and I wrongfully pegged her as a fat chick with small tits. Anything is possible when you are as useless as me at reporting facts.

She is the girl that Pete Wentz built up to be some Emo rocker before becoming an accomplished song writer and now rocking her own budding pop career, taken seriously as an artist by those white people Albanians like to sing and dance for money from….and she’s out keeping her name in the press as it is part of her marketing using her tits. Cleavage…nature’s easiest marketing tool.

Are the tits good? I don’t know if they really have to be in order to be effective.