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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd posted up a titty big, because she’s got DDDD sized tits, which is why she is followed on Social Media, and which is why she’s done anything in her life and career, because big tits on a small frame, that get half naked on social media are important. At least to me. Big tits on a small frame are my holy grail and I am sure other dudes feel the same way. The girl doesn’t even need to be hot and she’s a win.

ANYWAY, since everything is about mindfulness, sustainability, empowerment, feminist rights…these girls are showing their real self, that is just a fabricated lie of their real self, it’s their curated real self while showing their tits.

Sometimes that is in the form of them talking about their flaws, or their periods, or their bowel issues, or their sexual assaults…and sometimes their flaws they talk about are their monster tits.

So Sophie Mudd, who made a name for herself on IG, doing SHARE FOR SHARE with other whores, because of her tits….posted a titty pic that she’s positioned as “empowerment” of those tits and that’s just fucking hilarious.

No one judging you here big tits. Just stop going off course with the non titty pics now that you have the followers and are trying to secure corporate gigs.

That’s all I have to say about that.

For as long as I can remember I have been extremely insecure about my body. I would cover my self up because I was ashamed and embarrassed to have a bigger chest. I constantly felt like I wanted to apologize for my body. I always ask my friends before I post a photo “is this too much” and I’m truly sick of it. Why am I thinking about how to make other people feel comfortable with MY body? To me there is nothing more beautiful than the women’s body. Curvy girls, skinny girls, and everything in between! Life is to short to care about other people’s judgment and it’s taken me sometime to accept this (don’t get me wrong I’m still working on this everyday). Next time you look in the mirror try pointing out the things you love about self instead of the things you hate. Your mind, your body, and your power. I love you

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2020

Jan

Jess Glynne Bikini of the Day

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I have no idea who Jess Glynne is but I thought this was the girl that played John Ritter’s daughter in 8 Simple Rules (Amy Davidson) the other Kaley Cuoco….the one who didn’t kill Jon Ritter. I was wrong.

Apparently she’s a singer from the UK, but I’m still not convinced that this isn’t Amy Davidson the 8 Simple Rules girl but maybe ALL GINGERS LOOK THE FUCKING SAME with their terrifying fiery hair and their pasty white skin….

She is wearing what looks like men’s underwear on the beach and be happy that she is, since ginger’s have some of the weirdest cunts out there. All bright rosy pink with an angry looking bush….. What is this animal. I almost want to apologize for posting her.

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Posted in:Jess Glynne|SFW

2020

Jan

Kaia Gerber Nips for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber has her tits out, she’s 18 and been waiting for this since her mom decided she was going to be a model before she was born, grooming her to have her tits out for as long as she can remember, so that when that MODEL time came, which I think happened a few years ago, when she wasn’t 18, because hollywood parents are weird and like throwing their kids into degenerate industries with degenerate people who happen to have a lot of money and cocaine….which I would consider child abuse, but what do I fucking know…nothing…nothing is what I know….

But I’m all for young rich kid playing a model when she’s from Cindy Crawford’s twat and not some troll Kardashian…so keep it coming girl…

She was also in a sports bra…

The rumor is that Kaia Geber was getting lectured last week by her parents for dating Pete Davidson, the pics of RANDE Gerber impersonating Pete Davidson’s crazy face to Cindy Crawford were pretty good.

I guess Pete had a mental breakdown at Kaia’s NYC apartment and she called her parents to come over and help her because she’s still basically an infant.

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2020

Jan

Line Brems Skinny Model of the Day

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Line Brems is a Danish model who you’ve probably never heard of and who I am only posting because she’s skinny, so skinny you can see her heart beat through her ribcage and this is a FUCKING picture not even a video, and whether some of you feeder fetishists think that thin is disgusting or unhealthy, I say the opposite….more people die from being fat than from being skinny…I also feel passionate about the need for skinny in pop culture to keep things operating in a way it has always been, in a way we all know and trust, and we shouldn’t fold to girls whining about unrealistic body image, because it is realisitic if you try, lazy bitch.

I am campaigning for a skinnier pop culture. So in doing that I celebrate all the young and skinny coming up even if they aren’t the hottest or most interesting, at least they aren’t fat.

Call me nostalgic. Here’s Line Brems. At least she’s not fat.

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2020

Jan

Margaret Qualley Crochet Panties of the Day

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Margaret Qualley shot by Juergen Teller for that W Best Performers Series or whatever.

Juergen Teller is one of those legendary “Fine Art Photographers” who takes a lot of nudes. He’s from Germany and they are weird at least sexually. Just ask Heidi Klum’s vagina that’s been banged out FAR too aggressively by SEAL.

Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s ugly kid, in a “if you look at her face, you’ll know that she’s gotta be someone’s kid to be here, or maybe just one of the last girls to fuck Weinstein before he was brought down, thank’s for the career old man”…

They say that Margaret Qualley grew up in ASHEVILLE, so I’m not sure how her wanting to move to LA to be a celebrity happened, but I guess growing up in ASHEVILLE as Andie MacDowell’s ugly kid means there’s probably an LA house and an NYC apartment. Asheville is just her mom’s attempt to keep her wholesome…and it worked out well seeing as she’s in W magazine in her underwear.

Here she is at the Golden GLobes

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2020

Jan

Mary J Blige Bikini of the Day

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Check out Mary J Blige in a bikini, something you never wanted to see in a bikini but that is wearing a bikini because the world is a changing place and bikinis come in all sizes for all age groups.

But it takes all kinds and from all my research the last 15 years, people get weirder and weirder in what they jerk off to. Fat girls are now considered hot and are paid for being hot, something I only thought happened in strip clubs for obscure fatty lovers, but now fetishes become mainstream.

So who am I to discriminate against this, when someone out there loves it, like this is the HOLY GRAIL of their jerking off.

I am a nice guy, despite being alienated for being an asshole online and in life, so this one’s for you, cuz it sure ain’t for me.

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2020

Jan

Old Man Shoots Landlord in Vegas and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Lady Won’t Get Out

Toilet Paper Flused in Airplane Toilet Fail

Theives Use a Front End Loader

Wild Pig Injures People in India…

Troops Being Deployed at the Atlanta Airport….I didn’t know Military Flew Commercial

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Cuckolding is more popular than ever, probably because everyone is a bisexual weirdo who grew up watching porn and want to turn their wives they are bored of into pornstars, so they can be like the poeple on the internet…or they just like dick…

I like the idea of finding dudes to fuck my wife, only so I don’t have to, you know bring them in while I go out drinking with less fat women. Unfortunately, even the most desperate dude wants to get paid to fuck my wife…and that’s not fiscally possible up in here….

What kind of cuck are you?

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Weinstein Hobbling Into Court is Hilarious
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Man Finds Relative Naked in Kids Bedroom…
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Golden Globes Trying to Get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to Host Because they are Dinosaurs stuck in 2001
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The Many Ways Joker Entered the Talk Show Scene in the movie JOKER
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Candice Swanepoel Nips
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Stripper Fail…
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Hilary Duff Bikini
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Drunk Idiot Running from the Cops
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Dr Phil is Trying to Create ANOTHER viral Social Media Idiot – This is that Idiot
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George Lopez Pisses Off the Secret Service
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year, so I’ve been told. I find all days sort of the same. So if you haven’t killed yourself like you’re supposed to on Blue Monday…you may want to after clicking these links…

Everyone preaching Australia to me don’t realize that Australia’s never done anything for me….if I was on fire, would they really send me money. I don’t think so. I could test it, since it is Blue Monday…but I can already guarantee no EMBASSY or RELIEF fund is coming my way….

I do feel bad for all the animals that are now victims thanks to humans. Fucking humans…ruin everything….at least in my life….

Speaking of LIFE, the one thing we can learn from the Weinstein thing is that most of the girls he molested / raped or touched or jerked off to weren’t even hot….so even in his creepiness he took what he could get…even with all his power…he still dealt with average at best wannabe groupies….trying to get ahead because they didn’t have what it took to do it without trying to sell the producer…remember it takes TWO to get raped..right? They were using him, he knew it, so he wanted to use them back. I just feel no sympathy for anyone taking business meetings in hotel rooms alone at night without management or a dude in place. Clearly you dumb bitch. You knew what you were getting yourself into and that doesn’t CONDONE RAPE or RAPISTS…it’s saying these bitches be dumb.

The nice thing about having my own site is that I can say raped without being deleted, I can also say faggot. HOWEVER….I guess I get deleted in a different way…when all of you fuck off and never come back because this shit is old and tired…and you prefer MEMES….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hilary Duff’s Now More Fit Bikini is Hot
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Florida Man at the Parking Gate
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Shitty Car Transporting Snowmobile
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Rachel Bilson and Bill Hader Make it Official
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Jenny Mollen Diaper Fetish for the Perverts
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Lizzo pleads with the entire world to help Australia by Eating an Entire Cow….
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Dakota Fanning Hard Nip
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Saoirse Ronan – SIDE BOOB
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Scar Jo Saggy Boobs
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Live Fish Found in Pike’s Stomach
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Gala Martinez Hot in Sheer Lingerie
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Lorena Rae in a Bikini
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Bills Fan Almost breaks Neck
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Golden Globe Red Carpet Review
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Topless URKEL
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J.Lo Cleavage being Old and Tacky at the Globes…
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple Pasties at the GLobes
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David Spade on Violent Encounter with his Assistant
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John Stewart on Dave Chappelle’s AWard…
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Girl with a Spider Tattoo being Slutty…
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Mother of a Disney Star says Her Son was Molested at Chris Pratt’s House. I believe it.
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A Glimpse Into the Tabasco Factory
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Adele Has Lost About 100 Pounds…and her Tits are Hanging Out…
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Tits
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Unknown Gina Miller Got her Titties Out
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Inside Edition Interviews KAI the HITCHHIKER
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Throwback Mitch Hedberg on Real World
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All The Sluts from 77th Annual Golden Globe
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Kaitlyn Dever Bra Top at Some Event
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Zoey Deutch Skinny legs
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Jasmine Sanders at some Event
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Larsen Thompson Huge TIts – Dumb Make-Up
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Kaia Gerber Sports Bra of the Day
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Adriana Lima at the Pool in a Bikini of the Day
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Gillian Anderson at an Event
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Dua Lipa Bikini
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Bella Hadid – Leather Cat Suit
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Abigail Spencer – Gothic
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Amy Smart – Boring
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From stepSMUT!!

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BIG TEXAS TITTIES
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Sunroof Comes in Handy
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Big Girl Tits in Micro Bikinis
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Hot Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Girl in See Through Leggigns
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Butthole Trick
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Gymnast Girl Doing some Aggressive Splits on Someone’s Face
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Titties on the Beach
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FLashing the TIts, Flashing the Ass,
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Weirdest Assplay Ever
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Amateur Porn Chick Pretending to be a Roommate
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Bad Glory Hole Etiquette
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WTF was That
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2020

Jan

Hilary Duff Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is on her Honeymoon in a bikini.

She’s one of those have a second dudes baby after fucking a handful of other dudes during her divorce then marry them so you can go to Africa on a Safari together….thanks to LOVE….

She is also a Disney kid, bred by Disney and is about to be back on Disney’s streaming platform with the REDO of her original show that made her famous..they basically own her.

She lost a lot of weight and is skinny because I guess she knows that skinnier girls are hotter than fat girls…unless she just did it for her wedding, but I doubt that.

We should celebrate that hard work she’s put into this after a decade of thickness because it is a sign of the times, people don’t want to be fat anymore, at least not on the Disney Show that can probably make her a shit ton of money…so do it at your hottest…Looking good for the Magical Kingdom…the Happiest Place on Earth…unless they are actually that rumored PEDO ring that made her….making it semi traumatic…in which case she’s safe now that she’s like 30…in a pink bikini.