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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Tits of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is some overhyped garbage pile of shit who is using her celebrity to make girls steam their vaginas and masturbate with her branded vibrators because she considers herself a pussy expert…despite being married to a queer…which could be why she’s a pussy expert…since he ain’t touching that pussy so she’s gotta touch it herself.

I hate the idea of celebrities trying to be relatable, as personal and lifestyle bloggers, building out lifestyle companies like they are Oprah…it’s like bitch you were in a series of shit movies, fuck off, you’re not Oprah…

It’s this egotistical shit that people support and allow to happen that is the problem, when bitch should have been forgotten, you all are reading her lies…and spreading her lies…and turning into whatever it is she is.

The biggest or most offensive thing in it all is that she is not even hot…so what the fuck is up with this, can you just buy celebrity, fame, relevance, and build out brands because of that….OF COURSE YOU CAN…and this trash is just another example of another idiot sucking.

I am sure this Bazaar article is really riveting and she reveals so much about herself, even though she does that every fucking day, to the point of it being incessant and offensive.

I don’t care what Paltrow is sticking in her cunt to refresh her pussy FLORA or whatever it is she is pushing today….unless there is video of her doing that…for someone who is all about talking about her pussy, why haven’t we seen her pussy…does she even have a pussy? She may not…so unless I see fucking close up tutorials all her words remain the smutty clickbait that it is…

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2020

Jan

Fat Ass Girl and Fireworks Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Clever Bike Rider of the Day

Lizard in a Car

Pigs in the Supermarket – No – Not Cops

Russian Gets a Tranny Whore

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Estrogen in the drinking water to keep you all docile….

All that birth control water to keep you from raging…

Basically that’s why ya’ll are all a bunch of bitches…

Filter That Water or Drink Whiskey and only Whiskey then watch girls who piss themselves porn, there’s a lot of it, because apparently people like watching girls piss themselves and girls like filming it.

THAT IS YOUR MORNING INSPIRATION.

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Morgana Nude on the Beach…
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Sophie Mudd In a Bikini – BUSTY
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Plane Crashing in Iran – SAD Video
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure is Terrifying But You’d Still Fuck it.
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Audrina’s Slutty Dress
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Kid Walking Through Ghetto with Gunfire
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Fred Durst Hit By Limp Bizkit
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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With the state of the world today, growing up on all that porno, being cam girls and amateur pornographers, sexting everyone they know and loving every second of it.

The chances of a Starbucks girl who identifies as a girl, none of their tranny ones, having a butt plug in are pretty fucking high…

If I based my retail experience on reddit girls from work masturbating in the stock room, menial jobs are now sexy….when I was a stockboy at a pharmacy in my 20s…which was humiliating being called a stockboy…the only sexy I got was seeing hot rich women buying enemas I knew they were getting for anal…or that one methadone chick, cuz we were running the methadone clinic back before the opiate crisis..so her down and out overall vibe was good…

Anyway, if you’re wondering why customer service is so shit everywhere you go, it’s because they are all too busy masturbating.

Think of that as you go out to restaurants, grocery stores…even COSTCO…the young ones have masturbated or may even be masturbating as you tap your credit card wrong…

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Madison Beer – Hot Moves
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Amazing Bikini Baristas!
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Waiting music of the Day
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Hot Chick at the DJ Booth
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Selena Gomez – Big Cleavage
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Kate Beckinsale Has Werid Taste in Dick
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Fast Hand Shooter
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Sarah Nicole Harvey – Naked Instagrammer of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Fake Sex Doll Looking Half Naked for IG
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Secret Service VS George Lopez
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Kristin Cavallari has a Tit
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Chloe Sevigny Pregnant with First Child…..
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Fred Durst Kicked by ICP
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Shitty Emmy Rossum Plays Angelyne in New Mini Series with her TITS out
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Wild Pig Gets Haircut in Malaysia
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Some Girl Imitating Guys at a Party Who Don’t know the Lyrics and it’s Bad….I bet she’s got a movie deal….book deal…and TV show deal….because the internet is the worst.
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Halston Sage – See Through
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Sara Sampaio’s Epic Tan Lines
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And he’s not even muslim?
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Cindy Crawford BIKINI – Best Title EVER
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Kaia Gerber Leggigns
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All The Sluts from 77th Annual Golden Globe
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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Brie Larson Ugly at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp Thick Legs
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Saoirse Ronan for the Nerds
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Olivia Wilde – Pant Suit
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Jodie Comer Pink Outfit
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Audrina Patrige Fke TItty
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Golden Globes Round Up in Case You Missed It…
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Slut with Wet Hair
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Amateur of the Day
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New Kind of Food Truck
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3 Girls 1 Night….
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Reddit Amateur – Far East Pussy
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Girls in Sports Bras
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I fall For it EVERY TIME too
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Alexa Campbell Nude in Bed
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Ass Fisting – Always Weird
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A Bunch of Butts
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Gross Squirt
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Bad Glory Hole Etiquette
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Busty Bella Knox
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2020

Jan

Bella Hadid Boring Bikini of the Day

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This just in…..Bella Hadid is boring. Overrated. Trash.

But she’s ALSO in a bikini!

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2020

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is out here with her tits and nipples out in some racy photoshoot that looks like a rape fantasy with her bodysuit all ripped off of her. I mean why else would her see through body suit be ripped off of her, maybe it was self inflicted, on some chronic masturbator who was just caught up at the circus she works at, unable to masturbate so as soon as she got home she’d have to rush to rub her cunt, only that pesky leotard was in the way, nothing some super strength from a strong will to CUM could get in the way of….ripping that motherfucker knowing it’s only a few dollars to replace so that she can have her way with herself…self-rape fantasy…..I guess.

Point being she’s Kate from Drew Carey and some high profile TV producer’s slutty daughter trying to make a name for herself because the trust fund isn’t enough and the family friends can hook her up. She’s doing it in the current climate of girls need to be slutty while pretending to not be slutty, tits out for empowerment, or feminism or other attempts at the lowest level of intellectualizing themselves. It’s all just nonsense that is just typical excuses to be slutty, when you don’t need excuses to be slutty, in fact making excuses to be slutty is the OPPOSITE of empowerment or feminism. If you have to tell us you’re empowered and sex positive to be slutty, you’ve already lost bitch.

POINT being…NIPPLES.

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2020

Jan

Sara Sampaio Might be Tom Hanks in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some fisherman’s daughter from Portugal, who instead of choosing a life of making custard tarts in her beach community, has decided to book Victoria’s Secret, despite them being an evil sweatshop owning, sexual predator funding, mall brand that produces over priced dog shit panties, because models have no souls and will go to the highest bidder any chance they get…..it’s sex work on a mainstream and corporate level really….sex work that they turn into actual sex work because it leads to rich as fuck boyfriends who finance their lives, even though they got money of their own, if anything that money of their own is what they use to bait the rich guys into funding their lives, because the rich guys can “believe” that they aren’t in it for the money and can pretend that the bikini model is there for the love…and not because she’s a wallet fucking puppet…

POINT being, she’s got a sunburn and some serious fucking teeth….watch out dicks paying to enter that mouth, it could be hazardous but also exciting if you’re into that kind of dick abuse porn that’s out there…and you probably are.

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2020

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Bodysuit of the Day

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To be Ireland Baldwin is to be posting some unflattering half naked selfies to remind everyone that you are no Kim Bassinger, despite your name and the womb you crawled out of.

When I see her content, it’s just unfortunate that she didn’t stick to her original “california child of celebs living at the beach house” narrative, but instead stopped showering, got prison tats, gained 20 lbs, coming in at 300 lbs because she’s 6 foot tall, dated some dyke rapper and is still lower on the totem pole by uglier, less relevant, girls who don’t have dad’s who are Alec fucking Baldwin.

I do think that she could turn this whole thing around if she hired me as the IG Model coach I was destined to be, but that no one will give me the chance to do….because broken rich girls who don’t play the broken rich girl…but who look too much like a broken rich girl have potential…but are throwing it all away…

We get it your dad likes his new family better than you, get over it, and take a damn shower.

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2020

Jan

Emmy Rosum Big Tits as Angelyne of the Day

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The real Angelyne..

So Angelyne, the legendary famous for not being famous, buying her own billboard, driving around in her pink corvette, becoming an LA meme before there were memes…is being made into a Mini Series and all the other bottom feeders out there like Phoebe Price who no one cares about…must be MAD….but not as mad as they should be since they decided to book the wet rag Emmy Rossum to play the Blonde “bombshell”….or trainwreck depending your opinion of Angelyne…

I will say that I have someone’s streaming account and that I have been watching this Season of Shameless after writing it off back in Season 2 for hating Emmy Rossum…she was the worst thing to happen to that show and I decided to show my support of her firing by tuning in, even if I find the show stupid…it’s far better than it was with Rossum on it. The kind of girl who makes everything shit…so unfortunately the industry hasn’t realized that and are still giving her and her tits work. TOO bad.

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2020

Jan

Adriana Lima Big Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Adriana Lima was a Victoria’s Secret for far too long, I mean literally far too long. She extended her career for about a decade longer than she should have but I guess their website analytics stated that she was still an earner, that her celebrity still pushed panties, and they weren’t going to let her retire and live that good life in Miami she wanted, they were going to keep her slaving away like some kind of banged out sex worker who can no longer walk thanks to all the sex she’s been paid for, only the bikini model version.

So here she is looking like shit, still busy, but not nearly the Adriana Lima she was, more a shadow of what she was…declining faster than a gay with AIDS in the 80s…the bikini model version.

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