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2019

04

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Showing Her Panties of the Day

Dora Madison Burge is some pervert who likes being as naked as she can on instagram, which is strictly because she has a fucking fetish for people looking at her half naked body, you know sexting to the masses instead of wasting her time sending the nudes individually to each guy she sexts….maybe it is because she has a boyfriend or husband and this is the only way for her to get that feedback she cums to…or maybe she’s just attention seeking, hence why she got into acting, despite you never having heard of her besides her nudes, but she makes a living as a working actor…it’s just that nudes are more interesting.

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2019

04

Dec

Handy Man of the Day and other videos of the Day

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Santa Claus of Beggars

Man Runs from Cops

Punch Thrown Outside Buckingham Palace

Bridge Collapse While Driving….

Teens Beat Off Duty Cop at the Mall

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2019

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I reconnected with ebay the other week and realized that there is a reason that I forgot ebay existed the last decade and a half…and that is because I would buy all kinds of shit I didn’t need for what I thought was deals…like the time I bought 5 pairs of soccer cleats for 6 dollars and 30 dollars shipping…in someone elses size…when I’ve never paid soccer…

Well as it turns out, I am as bad on ebay as I am on the stock market, because I don’t wait out the auctions, I am instant gratification, so I end up bidding against myself 12 days before the auction ends…and I either lose hard by the time the auction closes out…I just bid aimlessless on anything….maybe it is for some human contact…desperation…a cry for help…or I end up paying 10 times the price of some dumb shit I don’t need..

Ebay man…social media made us forget it…but it’s a fucking wasteland of endless good times…and ON CHRISTMAS….

Here are some Morning Links…

Willie Nelson has Quit Smoking Weed
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Fake Paralyzed Veteren Scams Free Home…Solid
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Bad to Worse
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Jill Biden Tells People when to Clap during a Biden Event – WEIRD
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Worlds Biggest Trampoline
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Josh Brolin Talks Abotu his Butthole
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Sylvie Meis Still Hot in Bikini with Artist Boyfriend…
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THe WEEKEND Bought at 9,000 Square Foot Penthouse cuz He’s Rich as Fuck
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Aviation in the 1930s vs Now
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What Makes TV Cameras So Expensive
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I did the TikTok Chair Challenge and it Turns Out I am a Girl
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Cops Rescue Dude from a Flaming Car
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Dude Plays Song with a Dryer
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AI BLOWJOB MACHINE
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2019

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Finding a hole in the market you didn’t know exists…like with today’s viral story about Amazon, a company who stole over 1000 dollars of mine because they felt the site was not appropriate, even though I made those COMMISSIONS….selling concentration camp Christmas ornaments for the people who I guess feel the jews ruined christmas by killing Christ even though the whole Christmas part of the story is very Jewish as it is before Jesus founded his cult…

All you entrepreneurs out there are likely starting up your own Nazi / historical event Christmas ornament business because you see all the interest..now that Amazon has made all the money off those ornaments before getting caught….and for the record…they sell all kinds of grey area things….

I hate Amazon…OK Boomer that I read on Facebook is shorthand for ‘Thanks for unaffordable healthcare and education, purely corrupt politics and a dying planet,’….but all I see on TikTok is girls in leggings making fun of old people…in what is probably the opening scene to many pornos, but I wouldn’t know, since I dont’ watch pornos.

Speaking of TIKTOK and Historical Moments….Here’s some TikTok recreating History in the weirdest way (watch out CHINA IS WATCHING YOU)….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jim Carey Says he Never Existed
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Ben Skarsgard’s Audition for Pennywise
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Dude Trying to Rid the Yard of Roaches – Takes Out the Whole Yard…
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Detective Talking Shit on Dude who Shot Him….Gives him Lube
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Chef with No Hands…
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6 Sugar Babies Describe Sugar Daddies
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Britney on her Birthday
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OLD NEWS – Cop Takes Down Terrorist
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Uber Driver Kicks Kids Out for Being Drunk Dicks
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Lebron James Farting on Fans
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Dog Rescued on Live TV
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Covi Riva Topless at the Beach
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Gabby ALlen is some Trash in a Wet Green T-Shirt
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Howard Stern VS America’s Got Talent
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Very Annoying Dude Almost Causes a Riot being an Idiot….at Wetzel Pretzel on Black Friday….I hate this guy….
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Face Washing Fetish Porn
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Kaley Cuoco Swimsuit
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Joe Biden Hairy Leg Speech…
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Japanese Girl in a Short Skirt on the BASS…
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Deliver Man Scam….
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Cops vs Door….
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Kendall Jenner – Nips in a T-Shirt
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Sylvie Meis Hot on the Beach
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Cosmo’s Cover Girl You’ll Want to Fuck
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FULL FRONTAL CELEB of the Day
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Brenda Garcia – Fitness Coach
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Everything Streaming in December
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Running Commentary on IG Models
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Chloe Grace Airport
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Melina Vidler in a Pink Dress…
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Sluts at The Fashion Awards in London
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Daisy Ridely Boring Fucking magazine Shoot
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J.Lo at an Event
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Constance Wu….in a red dress…
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Keke Palmer Legs
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Julia Stiles in a Dress
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Sylvie Meis in a Bikini…
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Karlie Kloss Legs on the Tonight Show
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Lili Reinhart’s Jay Leno Chin at an Event
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Jennifer Beals Alive and at some Event
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Adria Arjona Cleavage
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Rose McIver at Some Event
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Aisling Bea – Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Retarded Porn Plot of the Day
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A Gallery of Bras
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Just a Dude in the Fridge with a Boner
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Some Big Tits
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Chubby Amateur Slut
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Pussy Flashers
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Naked on a Bunch of Chicks….
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Pussy Passes Denied
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They Say this is a Cop Busted Fucking a Chick – I Say it’s a Guy in a SHitty Cop Shirt Fucking a Chick for a Porno…
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Big Tits – Bubble Bath
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BIG MILF
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Just Some Fingers in the Ass
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Craziest Eyes in Porn
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They Say these are 5 Tinder Hook-Ups…I say they probably are just using that as a title for their porn upload to get more views…but they look good to me…
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I’ve Posted this Lockeroom Masturbation Before – Here it is Again
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Eufrat’s Pussy
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2019

03

Dec

Britney Spears Wet Bikini of the Day

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It’s Britney’s Birthday Bitches….at least that is what her instagram caption read from MIAMI where she’s out in her bikini celebrating her birthday….because I guess her handlers let her out of their captivity cage…thanks to all the negative hype the protestors and activists of instagram and all social media finally got around to protesting….they were too busy with Black Lives Matters, Oscars too White, MeToo, Trump, Cultural Appropriation, Trans Rights who fucking cares what else…the point is that they were too busy to see that Britney was abducted in plain site, forced into slave labor for her family, to get them all paid by keeping the meal ticket that is Britney Spears alive and performing….and because of the glitz and glam of Britney Spears they forgot that she was there against her own will, not allowed to control her stupid amounts of money they’ve made off her, the whole thing pretty terrible…but nothing a bikini pic of the 39 or 40 year old in a bikini….all thick and middle aged….which may not be Britney of the NOT THAT INNOCENT era..but is still Britney Spears…the longest standing / laying / sitting star of that era…..who is still a star, out here performing in her bikini for all you perverts to celebrate another year of life in a cage….while wearing a bikini….did I mention BIKINI?

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2019

03

Dec

All the Tits at The Fashion Awards of the Day

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An event happened and a bunch of sluts came out for it…there’s nothing like an event built around “fashion” to bring out the sluts…it is positioned as exclusive, or LUXURIOUS and high end, over priced shit marketed to idiots into thinking it is luxury…

That is enough to get enough vaginas lubricated enough to want to associate themselves with it…you know an excuse to dress up nice, walk a red carpet for the paparazzi, have people comment on their outfits…I mean it is the “fashion awards”…and be a part of this exclusive and luxurious awards that actually mean shit…

If you want to be relevant…you gotta bring your tits out to dumb things and be seen….and these are those tits buying into bullshit hype that is ruining society unless you’re like me and appreciate girls who want expensive things when not willing to work for those things…as it breeds prostitution and we love prostitution.

Highlight of the event – ELSA HOSK.

Stella Maxwell

Shailene Woodley

Sara Sampaio

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

Rita Ora

Rihanna

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Olivia Culpo

Nicole Scherzinger

Nathalie Emmanuel

Lottie Moss

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Lily James

Kylie Minogue

Jessica Barden

Irina Shayk

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Emma Roberts

Emilia Clarke

Elsa Hosk

Ellie Goulding

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Eleanor Tomlinson

Charli XCX

Cate Blanchett

Bella Thorne

Barbara Palvin

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Posted in:Feature|SFW

2019

03

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Hot Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a hot old lady, but you already know that…so I’m just here to be like the kids she fucks, because she likes fucking young dudes to steal their youth through her barren menopausal cunt, despite being a fucking BOOMER with a standardized TikTok caption /concept that may ore may not be a thing but should be a thing cuz I’ve seen them do it with “Rich Girl Checks”, “Famous Relative Checks” so why not a “HOT OLD LADY IN A BIKINI CHECK” cuz this is a hot old lady in a bikini….CHECK…

Enough of this nonsense, Kate Beckinsale has never made sense, and still doesn’t make sense…because she’s hot and remains hot…all these years later…on some vampire shit her predominately nerd fans probably fucking LOVE…

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2019

03

Dec

Ariel Winter is Riding Some Garlic of the Day

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Ariel Winter wore some see through shirt / bra top outfit to some dumb activation or experience that people put together for marketing hype…because people need thing to do, things to instagram, so smarter people put together these idiotic exhibits that really don’t matter, as some massive photo op, with an element of FOMO if you don’t get your selfie at the place, so all these assholes line up like it was a pink wall with a set of wings on it, for their pic…after paying a 20 dollar entry fee. It is crazy…they had one for Ice Cream, one for Saved by the Bell, one for some other shit that doesn’t matter…you get the idea…a Giant Garlic, some Pool Noodles, and a giant martini glass…high concept you fucking bootleg EXPERIENCE bullshit…my pervert neighbor does a more believable experience in his basement haunted house…you lazy fucks.

I assume Ariel Winter was paid to be there, you know to start the momentum on the dumb fucking exhibit….you need influencers there to get it off the ground and to make it a viral thing….but she probably would have done it for free, since it is about her one true love…FOOD.

The troll, who has lost weight thanks to medication according to her….is still a fat chick in spirit….and ultimately…that weight loss makes her better to look at….so long as you don’t state at her neckless face…it’s terrifying…but if she doesn’t kill herself thanks to being sold by her parents and robbed of a childhood and all that standard child star shit, she’ll have a lasting career in horror movies as the villain…RIGHT…good one RIGHT…RIGHT…fuck off.

Anyway, here she is riding a fucking Garlic like some Italian chef’s wet dream since she looks like his fuckign NONYA…

This whole thing is weird.

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2019

03

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini Instagram Whore of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some hooker from social media who was lucky enough to get in on it early, to post enough pics of her ass when it was more of a rarity for girls to be slutty on instagram than it is today, you know when only a handful of girls who were by no means innovative or leaders or visionaries…but rather just naturally inclined to use their asses to get ahead in life so why wouldn’t they bring that to INSTAGRAM…only to have viral pics with every pic cuz people like slutty content…only to make a name for themselves, get brand deals and in Chantel Jeffries case fuck Bieber…get arrested with Bieber…end up in the news with Bieber…paving the way for her to fuck rappers and athletes of all denominations…cuz she was on the map, had status, living that IG model life…and all it took was half naked selfies…SOMETHING girls were doing for free, giving away for free but weren’t slutty enough to do on a bigger platform when no one else was doing it…so they didn’t get this Chantel Jeffries life…

ANYWAY…she’s in Miami, in a Bikini, and in the Paparazzi cuz she has been around long enough, probably considered a senior or old in the IG model life, but she officially matters now and this is her mattering…

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2019

03

Dec

Olivia Wilde Hot in a Creepy Titty Dress of the Day

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This looks like pyjamas from an 1800s ghost story, which should be porn to you….but it also looks like a night gown your granny would have word in the 70s, which shouldn’t be porn to you, but probably is, since no one’s got a cookie like granny’s cookie, a cookie she taught you how to eat when you were just a teenager, because she had been a widow who lived alone for 20 years and it just made sense when young masculine energy entered, to fully take advantage of the situation…..I guess it also looks like a wedding dress, something you’d find in a period piece…

The problem is that you can’t actually see her tits, which defeats the purpose of wearing a slutty vintage looking historical night gown in public….but Olivia Cockburn, who goes by WILDE for obvious reasons, is still hot to me…so even just a sliver of tit is enough tit…better than no tit…TIT…

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