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2019

25

Nov

All the Tits at the American Music Awards of the Day

The bootleg scam that are the American Music Awards happened and I assume no one fucking cared, at least I hope that no one cares…

It is a Dick Clark presentation that despite him being dead is still the pile of shit that it always was, only now we have options to do other things with our time than see radio music we don’t actively listen to win awards that mean nothing other than to hype up a musicians ego…or help them get more credibility…even though they know they’re all scams…we have more than 3 Networks to choose from and we know that musicians of today are just puppets that we don’t need to see get praised for their videogame style brain washing music…

I believe that no award shows matter, but the American Music Awards really do not matter. They are only a place to make Dick Clark and his soul that I assume has been re-assigned into Ryan Seacrest as his other host body rots wherever the fuck they have that wide American Dream smile that defined decades of pop music in America…money…

But it still gets people out, it’s party of the revenue stream, you need celebs to show up to get those brand sponsors…..and these are the sluts in attendance.

I can’t tell you who won, I know there was some fake news hype around Halsey’s speech, because mainstream media feel they need to cover this shit, despite it not mattering at all, they force clickbait stories out of it, like Lizzo’s purse size, Halsey saying it’s not about awards it’s about fans, basically shitting on her award cuz she knows she needs the fans, and other nonsense like Taylor Swift beating Michael Jackson in some meaningless “she’s won the most AMAs”….it’s all so fucking ghetto…but buy into it.

Tyra Banks being scary

Tessa Brooks, whoever that is!

Taylor Swift looking like a 65 year old trying her luck at a penny slot in Atlantic City

Selena Gomez in her New Face and New TIts

Maya Hawke looking a lil too much like Ethan and not enough UMA

Lizzo the big skinned gayl

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Lauren Jauregui, not sure who she is but lookin’ good.

Kesha still around

Kelsea Ballerini with the tits out

Julissa Bermudez round titty dress

Jenna Dewan lookin FAT

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Jameela Jamil judging everyone while looking like Dev Patel..

Heidi Klum Eugenics Tits

Halsey hiding her big implants

Esther Anaya titty scars

Dua Lipa Long Tongue

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Constance Wu in some Ali Express Dress

Ciara braless tits out

Christina Aguilera scaring me

Carrie Underwood winning

Camila Cabello Looking like the dirty dish rag you find at a trap house

Alyson Stoner still weird looking..

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2019

25

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is taking to instagram to feel like she still matters now that her cradle robbing everyone laughed about cuz she was fucking that abe funny man Pete Davidson, who left her old stale, rotten cunt that looks good in YOGA pants but that is still a 50 year old mom cunt that’s gone through menopause…for one of the hottest up and coming celebrity kids, who you can see in a BIKINI IF YOU CLICK HERE . A wise choice, but one that may remind this VAMPIRE that she can’t trick the sand in the hour glass forever…and that time is the one limited resource we have no control over..no matter how many monkey bar ab exercises you do…you’re rotting. It’s biology…but lucky for her..it’s the kind of rot you’d want to stick your dick in despite the stench.

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2019

25

Nov

Kaia Geber Tiny Bikini Porno of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is on Day 82 of being 18….according to our girl MadamMeow killing it in the stepFORUM….

She was sold off to the industry, because people in Hollywood are all fucked up rich people, who feel like they can never be too rich, or have too much coverage in the media to support their egos…

Her dad, Randy Gerber who is often confused for being the heir to the Gerber fortune, but was really just a sleazy playboy bar owner in LA who fucked models, made a few hundred million off his Tequila with George Clooney…and her mom Cindy Crawford also worth over a hundred million from being Cindy Crawford, couldn’t lead her in any direction other than “be a model, it’s not like you need to have a job or get paid, and this way the world will buy into the family, for the next generation of earning”…so at 15 or 16 they started releasing her to the world, throwing her into campaigns and fashion shows, cuz her stage parent isn’t just white trailer trash with a dream, but instead CINDY CRAWFORD…

I find the idea of sexualizing your kids weird, I feel that as someone who sexualizes everything, even inanimate objects, my kids if I had a girl dumb enough to have my kids, would be off limits and anyone who sexualized them would be shot….but I’m not some rich ego from LA who needs that feedback to feel like her family matters as they take on the Kardashians and take that American dream back to historically American white people…from trash like the Hadids…

She’s out in a bikini, looking 18 and youthful, small tight round ass hasn’t started it’s decline as it does….and despite having some Pete Davidson predator ape up on her being more than just a funny man from SNL, which in and of itself is funny, at least funnier than SNL itself, cuz people still watch that shit enough for Kaia Gerber to groupie on him and think he’s good enough for her and chose his dick to enter her teen womb…

The whole thing weird….but her bikini pics are great…and that’s what it’s about….who cares about the backstory, the celebrity kid trying to pave her own way under the orders of her overbearing overachieving hot mom…I was more into Claudia Schiffer in the 90s…but this is good.

Here she is getting slutty with Pete Davidson

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2019

25

Nov

Hailey Bieber’s Pussy in Some Active Wear of the Day

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You can see Hailey Baldwin, heiress to the Stephen Baldwin fortune, future divorcee or widow of Bieber, inheriting all his money, or at least getting a solid payout from him, to maintain her life of entitled brat living in luxury that she deserves because she’s worked so hard socializing with the Kardashians long enough to get some spill over fans, legitimizing her enough to score the man who took her virginity when she was underage to marry her and set her up, so she can stop bothering…

Point being, she’s a self proclaimed Jesus loving Christian freak, but looking at her and her walking around with her pussy out for all to see makes me wonder about that, I mean that and the fact that she’s a vapid and disgusting materialistic trashcan trying to be a false idol by leveraging all the other false idols she knows…I just can buy into her bullshit or believe she’s on a higher spiritual consciousness just because she says she is…but I can stare at pussy in activewear..it’s my favorite thing to do at the grocery store…

Obviously – playing it up….and looking hot bodied when she does.

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2019

25

Nov

Dove Cameron Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 23 year old singer and actress from some Disney shit, so you know a big hit with the pedos who run the entertainment industry, who are probably mad about her being 23 and not that 14 year old her family moved to LA to sell to those execs…but I guess they’ve got their use out of her and now she has a foundation, not an actual foundation doing charity work cleaning the ocean or bringing clean water to other kids who were victims of sexually abuse, but a foundation of fans she can continue to market and sell herself too…cuz it’s all she knows…

Her pre-sexualized by execs at 14 name was Chloe Celeste Hosterman, but she’s now Dove Olivia Cameron…because I guess Hosterman isn’t stripper enough for her…and the good news is that she’s and “it-girl” with dozens fo shitty projects in the works and she’s hot…and this is her with them tits out…

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2019

25

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Nip Slip of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge gets naked on social media as often as she can, sometimes less obvious than others, but still slutty enough….

I am sure it’s positioned as feminsism and free the nipple, because girls need group thought / group approval / a cause to do things they actually want to do, so it isn’t just slutty….which brings up my new cause, my new movement, my new activism which is “MAKE SLUTTY GREAT AGAIN”…

I should sell the merch, because intellectualizing, attaching a GOFUND ME or a Non Profit Company to being slutty takes away from slutty at its core…

This whole sex positive, sex worker support, nipples aren’t to be sexualized shit is a waste of fucking time…when all we want is the tit. Why ruin the tit…

Not to mention, we don’t even know who Dora Madison is….other than a girl from TV who no one cares about showing tit on social media to increase her following so that she can secure more fucking money…so even her slutty intentions, which are right, GET ATTENTION….but presented so wrong…with some bullshit excuse for slutty.

“MAKE SLUTTY GREAT AGAIN”…

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2019

25

Nov

Leigh Anne Pinnock Potentially Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Leigh Anne Pinnock is one of the people in LITTLE MIX, or is it Lil’ Minx? Who fucking knows….or who fucking cares about some manufactured band from X-Factor in the UK that made shitty fucking UK Pop music that I don’t think ever crossed over to America…but that still probably made them money, at least enough money to buy a smart phone and take slutty selfies of herself only to have them LEAKED…as if it wasn’t intentional…but maybe it wasn’t intentional…cuz slutty selfies that have “writing” on them like “the perkiness is real” makes the level of “embarrassing” that much higher than it would be if it was just nudes..which for most girls isn’t embarrassing at all since they are all sluts…

THAT SAID….I posted nudes from her co-star in her manufactured pop band named Perrie Edwards…and it basically got an army of fans report my twitter and could even be the cause of my twitter being deleted…so Little Mix, or Lil’ MINX are the enemy. We at war.

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2019

25

Nov

Willow Shields Bikini Ass of the Day

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One of the standard IG whore moves is when a girl posts a throwback to a bikini pic, when it’s not even THROWBACK THURSDAY. It’s always positioned as “dreaming of my best days in whatever place I am half naked”…and never “I need likes and follows and I have this hot slutty pic of myself with my ass out….posing for the camera…with my ass out…it’s just a bikini, which is an accepted form of clothing, so how slutty could it actually be considering it is clothed…well…pretty slutty cuz the clothes are half naked, the short legs are spread in a position to make the ass look like a fatter ass than it is…

Willow Shields is an 18 year old girl from Hunger Games where she wasn’t 18 years old…so this must be very exciting to those of you who had a crush on her and thought she was cute while masturbating to that series…. I have never seen the series, or heard of Willow Shields…but I have heard of Willow the midget from the movie Willow….who I assume is her dad…based on her legs….ENJOY…

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2019

25

Nov

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini for her Birthday of the Day

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Katerine Heigl’s husband needs to use some of that Grey’s Anatomy money to hire a graphic designer, maybe the same people behind the FYRE FESTIVAL with that big MEME account on instagram, to help him work on his MEMES….

I get the joke here – “Super Hot Wife” is an LOL…good one bro….but the execution isn’t there, the sarcasm not strong, I’m not a MEME comedian and couldn’t make a MEME for the life of me, I’ve tried and failed and for the most part, I don’t even understand MEMEs and need them explained to me…but this one, I get…it just isn’t funny and I’d expect it to be better coming from rich people who scammed Hollywood and made Heigl a household name despite being built like a school bus.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|Katherine Heigl

2019

25

Nov

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

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Bella Hadid is out here in lingerie, making her own Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, because she knows all about the DIY model world that instagram created, mainstream media refer to her as a “Supermodel” despite being troll. How’s that for scamming the general opinion of herself in the mainstream…..and pop culture…

Her rich dad who claims to be broke, who is a notorious LA rich creep that fucks all the under 30 “models” who move to LA to make it, but instead just make old rich dudes cum on their asses for rent money. It’s an honest living…anyway her dad the “developer” built what he is pretending is a 100 million dollar mansion on a hill, his neighbors, also rich people sued him, and after inspection has been ordered to tear the whole thing down…because that’s the kind of narcissistic idiot he is. Delusional…which is clearly what his daughter is too but like dad…has the support of mindless idiots who believe their hype, their self-promotion, their bullshit..cuz they don’t know how to hate on it…which is really unfortunate in this anti-hate era that is actually full of hate…just targeted at the wrong thing while weasels like this weasel their way into our hearts by getting booked for campaigns despite having that rodent fucking face.

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