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2019

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve always had an aversion to working a job. I look at people who work, even those with really nice things, and think “what a waste of a life”, you know getting up early in the morning to go make money for some other asshole, getting a small fucking handout for your service, which you accept as fair, you know you’re only giving everyday of your life to these pricks….

But today I saw two or three women waiting at the bus, clearly waiting to get to work, because not everyone can live the life of luxury of sitting on a couch all day…not bothered by anyone but my wife when she needs a diaper change…which in and of itself is a whole other hell but one I can manage so that I can afford this life of sitting…

Anyway, these two or three women…were in pretty slutty gear…one in a mom jeans that were jacked up her twat, like I could see her uterus. The other two were in legging jacked their twats, like I could see their uteri / uteruses…..

So I’ve went outside for 6 minutes and walked a total of 12 feet and saw 3 uteruses, pant covered uteruses, but pretty good / productive / successful / positive ratio….i

That is a full camel toe every 2 mintutes on this block alone…so maybe working isn’t so bad…at least not for the pussy…

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Woman Catching a Goose Barehands in Central Park…
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Rats in Paris
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Cosplay Sluts…
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Nature Hates Us….
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History of Halloween Costume
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Cockatiel is Happy..
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Guess Who Is Coming to Jeopardy…
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Kurt Cobain’s Cardigan…
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Inappropriate Moments in James Bond Movies…
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Sinkhole Swallows a Bus…
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Timelapse of a Rose…
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New Streaming on TV…
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Flavor Flav is the Dad
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Acting on the Football Field…
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Hilarious Facetune Olympics
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Four Girls Fucking a Wine Bottle on Cam….
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2019

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, and the dude is able bodied, do you think that she sticks her stump up his ass as part of their sex, in a “why else would you date a one arm”…or do you think that he was dating her before the one arm…or maybe that no other girls would date him so he settled with one missing some parts…or maybe he’s a good dude who doesn’t see flaws, just beauty…

When I see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, I assume he’s there cuz he likes being stump fucked and in order to live that out, you gotta keep any stumps you find, as they aren’t that common a thing on the escort websites…

So I dabble on twitter and despite being hilarious – no one follow me…so I’ll just post the screenshot…

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Best Halloween Costumes of 2019 So Far
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Anti Circumcision Protestor Maces Someone…
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Cosplay Titty
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Don’t Mess With Big Titty Russian Drivers with Guns and Hatchets…
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Mena Suvari – hard Nips
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Netflix Cuts Suicide Scene from The Office….
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Halsey is So Fucking Ugly…
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Workers on Window Washing Scaffolding Fail…
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Dude Kicks out Car Window After Being Called a Nig
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I can’t Believe People Watch SNL….Seriously Blows My Mind…Who are These People and Why is Jason Momoa’s nipples a thing?
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I Hate the People VS Weinstein at the Charity Comedy Show…
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25 Bob Ross Talking and Painting
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Biker Fail….
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Ghetto Brawl in Front of Police full of Twerking…
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Miriam Galanti Braless in Lace Green Dress
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Th Future of Warfare – Robots….
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Crazy RC Cars…..
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Taylor Swift and Some Other Overpaid Hack Making Money….
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Ashanti Ass
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Drunk Actor Arrest in Austin
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Kids and their Dad Vs Hunter and His Deer….
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My Two Dads Together Again…
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Polite drunk guy accidentally walks in wrong house
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PPL Care that Ben Affleck Drinks…Drinking is Fun.
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Slutty Girls Hump Blowing Up Balloons
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BBC Has New Dracula Series…
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Cockatoo Bugging Cat…
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Olivia Culpo Sports Bra Tits
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Naked Flasher
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Dakota Johnson Hot Dress…
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage…
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Ryan Newman Legs at an event…
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Jen Aniston – Old as Shit in a Pant Suit…
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Kaitlyn Dever at an event…
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Lili Reihart is not Hot…Push Up Bra
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Gross Big Titty Body Remind me of a Truck Stop…
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ScarJo at an event with her arms exposed..
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Charlize Theron at an event
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Olivia Wilde Big Cleavage
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Ashley Greene at an event with a POM
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J.Lo Plastic Face
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Special Needs Prostitute….
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Naked Tits on a Swing..
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Naked Bitch on an Inflatable
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Worst Gangbang
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Squirt Ass Dildo Fun
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Girl in Cat ears using a dildo and sucking a big nipple…
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Would You Fuck this Muscular Looking Bitch
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In Air Titty Flash
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Wife Fingers Big Pussy…
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Big Tits Baking a Cake
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Bad Baby Sitter
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This Dick is a Tourist Attraction
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Vintage Nudists..
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18 ya
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Pussy Pass Denied…
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Sleepy Girl Fuck…
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Fat Girl Molested in her Sleep Porn
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2019

28

Oct

HALLOWEEN Round Up of the Day

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It’s Halloween. Motherfuckers….

So along with stupid costumes, funny costumes, clever costumes, viral meme costumes, cheap/lazy costumes, shit costumes, costumes that require blackface, or that are culturally insensitive, that can offend the world, even on Halloween, the one day of a year you should be allowed to dress how you want without uptight killjoys getting in the way….

The one day dudes can dress in drag and dabble in other lifestyles to get that taste of the trans life, while pretending to the world it’s just for halloween….you know the gateway to transitioning and that dude needs to figure his own life out….

But there are people who will stifle all creativity, who will try to limit all the fun costumes, cuz no one likes other people having fun anymore….Which means we can’t progress as a people….

Halloween – more than just candy…so politically charged….but the one thing that is consistent is that girls, at least a breed of girls fucking love being in costumes, always slutty even when not….because girls fucking love Halloween for any and all opportunity to get attention…..

Here’s that round up….

Anastasia Ashley saving the ocean, Iconic.

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Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ?

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: Ariana Grande Pig Appropriation

: Bella Hadid as BAM BAM

: Kylie Jenner

: Danielle Lloyd

: Bella Thorne Girl Scout

: Kylie Jenner’s friend Anastasia Karanikolaou

: Ashanti

: Avril Lavigne

: Bella Thorne

: Charlotte McKinney

: Eiza Gonzalez

: Halsey as Cher, poor Cher.

: Lottie Moss as Britney Spears

: Maria Menounos

: Nina Dobrev as Billie Ellish

: Paris Hilton School Girl

: Paris Hilton Again

: Stella Hudgens

: Talia Storm

Madison Beer

Here is Madison Beer being a lesbian for Halloween.

Halsey and Avril Lavigne

: Christina Hendricks

: Kate Beckinsale

: Demi Lovato

: Demi Lovato

: Rita Ora

: Sara Sampaio

: Tinashe

: Vanessa Hudgens

: Beatrice Bouchard

: Beatrice Bouchard

: Kylie Jenner

: Blac Chyna

: Carmen Electra

: Delilah Hamlin

: Jasmine Tookes

: Karrueche Tran

: Kiernan Shipka

: Madison Beer

: Oana Gregory

: Zoey Deutch

Bella Thorne

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2019

28

Oct

Maya Hawke Topless of the Day

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Maya Hawke is in some short film called Memory Xperiment Kathy Acker, these are some behind the scenes photos of her tits.

I think this is also her way of really getting across the important message – that despite being Uma Thurman’s daughter, she doesn’t have Uma Thuman’s hooves she calls hands…Or maybe it’s how girls get noticed even when they have famous relative’s / parents…

Speaking of ethan hawke sperm…which sounds like a new kind of supplement…I was reading today that he is the reason Lisa Loeb, his neighbor, got her song in Reality Bytes, because he gave it to Ben Stiller….the reason I was reading this today is because I wanted to see if Lisa Loeb was hot, cuz I remember her being hot in the 1990s…as it turns out..I don’t know…I’m too busy looking at Hawke tits. from Hawke sperm. No Uman Thuman Man Hands.

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2019

28

Oct

Heidi Klum Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t think this is an official Heidi Klum pussy flash, because I don’t see any black babies hanging out of her, or any fleshy wounds that haven’t recovered since Seal put his human arm sized African Prince cock up in her in some loving, baby making, German leather slut dominatrix way….unless…the vagina is a magical device that regenerates after damage and retracts back into herself…and either way – Heidi Klum is old…so why you trying to see her cunt…stay away from old folks home cuz you like looking at old pussy….or maybe you just like old lady when it is on a hot german model…legend…

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2019

28

Oct

Leighton Meester Bra of the Day

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Leighton Meester is the bootleg hipster version of Blake Lively, who hasn’t really been able to secure the same high profile career as Blake did after Gossip Girl, but I am sure she does some shit…..and she wasn’t able to steal an A-Lister man from ScarJo like Blake did..but she did get Seth the Nerd on the OC, who has only done the OC, despite being confused for being Jesse eisenberg’s brother, so she’s got that…and likely a kid with him…and totally uneventful tits in a boring mom bra…but I guess any excuse to draw attention to yourself because you’re craving more attention now that you’ve recovered from all the hype of being on a hit show….that curse of a dream acting job that made you rich and relevant…

The more exciting Lighton fact than this bra top – is that she was born in Prison cuz her mom was a drug smuggler…but that’s old news and I guess so is Blair Waldorf….and the titty selfie…

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2019

28

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Hot in Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of two in her 30s.

She was fired from Victoria’s Secret promo modeling probably for being old and a mom of two that none of the VS audience gave a fuck about, but who thought she was more important than she actually is, as all girls do, despite the level of talent looking to be a VS model, who are young and hotter than the old guard and more importantly willing todo it for free…

Doutzen, likely got her her DJ husband to knock her up in the first place because being a VS model. It is a good selling point for dudes everywhere…they all like that stamp of approval that make her seem hotter than she is….

Now her life is spent policing him in Ibiza…..so that he doesn’t replace her with hot young party girls who like to fuck DJs, so she sticks around to make sure she’s involved if it goes down that route…

Thanks to photoshop….she can keep the bikini / lingerie model dream alive, well into her 40s…

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2019

28

Oct

Lady Gaga On Stage Erotica of the Day

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Pop star Lady Gaga who is like 80 in pop star years is still preforming in her old fishnet gear, spreading her legs on stage, basically raping the front row of the crowd, who are forced to hold their breath to not breathe in any of her toxic shit….I know Britney’s song is Toxic and not Gaga’s, but Gaga’s vagina is Toxic…there is no way it’s not….

I guess it is appropriate for Halloween, you know that rotting corpse smell, like digging up a graveyard to kill the zombies. Only more dead.

It just makes me laugh that the same people who get mad at men for “man spreading” on the bus, or who get mad when men offer to help women shovel their cars out of a snowbank in a snowstorm, cuz they are feminists and want equal treatment, they can do it themselves….you know feminism…show your nipples no one asked to see, and spread your pussy on stage no one asked you to do…but cuz you’re Lady Gaga, despite being too old for this shit…it’s cool…cuz she’s like a pop leader of the LGTBQ scene that she ripped off and sold for millions.

Garbage fucking trash…that just won’t go away despite not being very good. Weird.

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2019

28

Oct

Britney Spears Bikini Work Out Cuz She’s Sane of the Day

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Britney Spears is doing a very weird workout with her trainer / hired boyfriend the family pays to handle her…distract her…so that she doesn’t go too off the rails, cause a disturbance and ruin the family business built on her tits.

I think this screams crazier than whatever got her institutionalized earlier in the year…but I guess dance is what she does and since she’s not getting any younger, mobility is fucking key to her survival…or maybe she’s just an exhibitionist living in a zoo exhibit…like some kind of aquarium….circus freak she’s become and she wants to show you her tantric sex foreplay pussy stretch for pelivic floor relaxation techniques since all the brain meds keep her cunt dry….and she still wants penetration…

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2019

28

Oct

Dove Cameron No Panties of the Day

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Dove Cameron is now a 23 year old originally from the perverts at the Disney Channel, cuz she starred in a teen sitcom called Liv and Maddie, where she played both LIV and Maddie… but you already knew that…creep fuck…

I don’t know what this dumb fuck photoshoot is for, maybe her halloween costume? You know the plants glued to her face…

Is it high concept? I mean probably in her mind, as the overly excited kid showed up on set with her outfit and props to execute this nonsense for her social media feed, or whatever the fuck it is……

Apparently, like all Disney kids, she sings, because all music is computerized anyway , and this is the album art…

I only it cuz of that instagram waist to hip ration made from photoshop editing….and or having ribs removed…liposuction….who fucking cares it looks good to me…and I’ll support any slut being a slut for the fans and for her dreams…

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