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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Oct

Lindsey Pelas Naked of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas Naked, does anyone care?

The first time I wrote about Lindsey Pelas and her massive tits, she had 700k followers on Instagram, the platform she uses to build that pervert fan base. Now she’s got 9 million. I am sure 90 percent are fake followers she purchased for 1 dollar per 1000, as these influencers do, but her tits are silly enough to assume some of the audience is real, just there for the tits…

I have not followed her career too closely, I found her gross from the first time I Saw her, maybe because of the plastic face, I just don’t like that look, it’s too cheesy for me…or maybe it was cuz of her shitty titty content that was basically boring as fuck….

She’s a self proclaimed “Genetically Gifted” girl…that is her IG bio….in reference to the massive tits…

She was smart enough to whore out them tits consistently for all these years as American men love massive tits….

It didn’t lead to a massive career, but millions of people will follow tits… because tits, when they are borderline gross, is enough to find an audience and thus a quality sugar daddy….to breast feed..

So this is her nude, I’m sure something people pay good money for, cuz people have awful tastes…and like me are blinded by dumb fucking tits….

What it comes down to…the world needs girls like this…

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2019

Oct

Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber working out on the street at “the dogpound” in her tight leggings while Pete Davidson sneaks out of her apartment…cuz this skinny 18 year old rich kid ass that is being thrown into the family business of modeling…and has been dabbling or building to this for the last 3 years cuz Cindy Crawford, her mom, is a vain narcissist who wants to relive her own career using her daughter, the gift to keep the entitled rich kid busy, otherwise she’d just be high in the pool house watching netflix and online shopping, what else is there to do…this way she can do the drugs with people who think they are important cuz they do “fashion” shit…

I get that the industry or pop culture fucking love rich kids, and treat them like they genuinely earned their success all for being born lucky…but I still find it lame. For a rich kid with access to everything, playing in NYC like a Victoria’s Secret promo model, all cuz she’s skinny and tall enough, cash in while you can or someshit, just seems like she’s selling herself short….like just use your money to travel, explore, create…without any pressure or commerce…but instead she wants out there in front of camera getting paid…believing her own manufactured hype…probably having conversations with coach mom about how to pose like she has been doing all her life…and it’s fucking lame…and encourages such waste, commercialism, buying shit you don’t need, having unrealistic body image for her fans and all that other negative shit we should be moving away from…but people are just so short sighted they buy into the nonsense..their egos can’t help wanting to have fans and win….cuz financially she doesn’t need this shit…

The only good news is that her skinny little ass is not a HADID.

Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings

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2019

Oct

Isabela Merced Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

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Isabela Moner changed her name to Isabela Merced and dressed up as slutty Maddy from HBO’s Euphoria….

I guess she didn’t like the context of the name Moner…which I assume is often confused with moaner, and while coupled with some slutty behavior becomes a cheesy porno name you’d expect to find in 90s porn, getting fucked by Erik Everhard or some equally silly name..

She is cast as Dora the Explorer, a hispanic mainstream icon, so focusing on her ethnic name, especially in the current climate, to let the world know she’s ethnic, and not white with some white anglicized name, is a smart strategy, but so is being on all fours….for Halloween…or really for any reason…it makes us care..barely care…but care nevertheless.

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2019

Oct

Two Idiots Flash MLB Baseball Game of the Day

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Two garbage sex workers from instagram, who are making a shit ton of money with their instagram, because they push their pervert dude fans to their patreon, where they release exclusive nude content for them, cuz guys are fucking idiots and figure throwing 15 dollars a month to some ugly gutter shit woman is a good thing to do, what’s 15 dollars a month, it makes them feel charitable, while making this garbage rich…went to the MLB finals to flash tits for attention…

A shameless stunt that went kind of viral and that they are fucking loving…but that should have got them arrested because they are whores…not feminist activists using a platform for their cause…they are girls who want to be rewarded for being sluts…and are faking the whole feminist thing…and I hate it but also think it’s funny that the media pick up on this shit…so a win for them and their bullshit fake titty magazine.

They should make an example out of then and take away her social media for selling sex and pretending it is feminsm, but at the same time all girls are doing this, these ones are just doing it better and it really required zero effort…I’m sure a sugar daddy paid for their tickets to the game to begin with…they just had to show up….

Not to mention, they know the feminist thing is just a loophole, or solid excuse to so they can flash for clout so you can get more subscribers to their porn site. Sex workers are more crafty than they used to be…

I hate this shit, but I have issues with one of the sluts who came at me with lawyers when I did a post on her prostitute ass….so they remain nameless…but flashing in pro sports is news worhty to me….

As is betting on pro sports …which is far more rewarding…

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2019

Oct

Cheryl Burke Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Did you ever think you would hear about Cheryl Burke, the dancer best and only known for Dancing with the Stars, after her life with dancing with the stars…

I forgot and I am sure you also forgot who she was too…

I realize she’s definitely got creepy fans who really think she is the hottest thing, and who follow her every move on social media, you know the kind of guy she’d find masturbating in her bed when she returns form her vacation they know she is on cuz they are just that into her…but I totally forgot she existed…

But I had to google her….and I also guess bikini selfies of a pro dancer who avoided the whole stripper thing, which in and of itself is a rare and horrible feat…is all it takes to cycle back through the media cycle….cuz the world are fucking perverts…

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2019

Oct

Phoebe Tonkin Wet of the Day

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I know absolutely nothing about Phoebe Tonkin. I just went to her boring ass WIKI page and still know nothing of substance about her…I dnon’t think I’ve ever read a more boring bio. She should work on that…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that she’s the daughter or grand daughter of the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings…the king nerd…but as it turns out she’s just some Australian, the only Australian who wasn’t on the show Neighbors, who went to America to be cast in Vampire Diaries and a bunch of spin offs, but still a boring fucking wikipedia…so at least she’s trying to make moves with slutty pics of herself as girls do…

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2019

Oct

Sharon Stone Panties of the Day

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89 year old Robert Evans, who produced a bunch of Hollywood movies in the late 60s and 70s for Paramount, credited for focusing on making good movies rather than traditional bullshit studio shit hollywood was into at the time. Pretty similar to where we are at now with all the super hero shit that will soon be replaced with well written, well made story telling, because all the money motivated smut will lose its appeal, making many people rich in the process…

Anyway, Evans was an innovator with a great story, that I read this year…because I read and I remember, because I don’t retain much of what I read, him shit talking Sharon Stone….I don’t remember the fight with Stone, but it had to do with her being a famous cunt who was a cunt who thought she was a bigger deal than she was, cuz she was gettng a lot of hype at the time…it was the early 90s and she wasn’t 300…

I googled it and found this quote:

Evans says that the femme fatale of Sliver told others this damning story: that a friend of hers had been held prisoner at his house for more than three years and forced to wear a dog collar. In The Kid, Evans offers Stone $250,000 to produce any proof that the incident took place. ”If you can’t, down on your knees you go — only to apologize, I wouldn’t want anything more!” Stone’s publicist did not respond.

So I figure posting that old quote to this old slag in panties like she was still in Basic Instinct era but in panties so you can’t see her grey cunt hair..because that’s the most important role of her life…it is what defined he and what made me and my friends wear out the video store copy of the VHS by pausing it on the hot pussy scene….a cultural event in cinematic history if you ask me…just a full spread legged pussy right there on screen…is my tribute to what was a very fascinating life…RIP Motherfucker.

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2019

Oct

Sian Owen Nipples of the Day

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Sian OWen literally a nobody but she’s got her nipples out. So she is trying to be a somebody with her tits out, which is th kind eof somebody I appreciate….and if I was a girl, I am sure I’d be the fat chick with her tits out kind too, since trying to get success based on hard work and merit is dumb, when you can get the same shit by pulling a titty out….expedite the process…lazy fucks everywhere but this is the good kind of lazy, like too lazy to get dressed, not too lazy to document it, all while promoting whatever it is she is promoting…

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2019

Oct

Top 10 Vagina Moulds of the Day

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The feminist empowerment of labia has been one of the funnier movements I’ve seen blossom like the flower in the panties that they are celebrating….in recent years…

I remember being in High School and asking giglrs if they had INNY or Outty vagina, it was one of my key questions, that would sometimes end in “I don’t know, you tell me”…to which she’d flash me, and I’d offer to eat her out and good things would happen, regardless of whether she was an inny or an outty or an inbetween….

So I carried that vagina interest into my adult years and never really thought much about whether I preferred meaty to slit, other than most slit pussy is on fat chicks….and I always ran things as a volume game…the more you ask, the more response you get…and as the internet happened I’d just cut and paste that question to anyone I could…I even had a feature on this site called “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DeSCRIBe it in 10 words or less”….which was very innovative at the time, it was feminist when I was being called misogynist, pervert intentions, but so is all this feminist shit…

I discovered in my lifelong work in pussy, that girls with meaty pussy are about 75 percent insecure about the pussy. I know girls who keep panties on and won’t let a man eat them out….sex is sliding panties to the site to avoid showing the dangle…you know the same girls who need to spread before sex so that the sex doesn’t snag the inner lip and get it pulled up inside themselves which each thrust…

Then the media would go on about how porn pussy and playboy pussy gave girls complexes about their pussy, despite my having seen some mangled fucking cunt in porn, and sure I watch granny porn and laugh at the childbirth wounds coupled with the loosening and weakening of the elasticity of the skin….shit is weird…

Anyway, these meaty pussy girls who feel shit about their meaty pussy have found each other and made a movement of meaty pussy….and to celebrate meaty pussy they have meaty meetings, they paint their pussies, they draw their pussies, they mould their pussy to put on display and feel empowered, cuz without an insecure hate your own cunt body attached to the cunt, it’s just a cunt, that you can see for its natural cunt beauty or make the move and get a labia reduction surgery cuz some meat is too much meat….no matter how often you promote it….

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2019

Oct

Rebecca Bagnol Back With the Bush of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is one of those titty models on instagram who was better suited of sex work, but luckily for her instagram happened and she could channel that into some money making schemes…that isn’t officially considered sex work, but rather modeling….

They say that prostitution is the oldest profession, but I’d argue that “modeling” is the oldest profession, cuz even whores back then refused to admit that they were whores, but rather paid for their time and the sex was consensual and secondary….there is a huge fucking conversation around sex work, it being illegal to sell something that is legal to give for free…see I’m not against the sex work, I am just against the lie..

So this too short to be an actual model, busty from France, not that relevant on social media girl, who is out here showing her bush…natures best fashion accessory, at least for a cunt….is in another nude shoot that is neither exciting or interesting but it is naked and I appreciate seeing naked girls no matter what their motivation to get naked is…

I mean this is the shit she posts on IG, that she’s not deleted for posting- because instagram is a porn site..where sex is sold like it is backpages…they are just better at hiding it…

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