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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Oct

Elizabeth Olsen Interracial Sex of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is barely having interracial sex from whatever movie this is from, but it is still enough interracial sex for your white racist ass to be triggered and feel offended by, because not every man is like Maitland Ward’s husband who to spice up the relationship they threw her into BLACKed…

Elizabeth Olsen is the Olsen triplet who still acts and who also looks human…making her the more interesting Olsen…mainly cuz as an actor she still gets half nude for roles….it is the only way to survive…

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2019

Oct

Jordyn Jones Getting Wet of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is an actor from Dance Camp, something I am sure you creeps are very fucking familiar with, but that I can say I’ve never seen or heard of, but assume is the pedo content coming out of Hollywood, cuz Hollywood is filled with a bunch of fucking pedos…

She is 19 now, so looking at her slutty self produced content for her social media feed, because it is the trend, all the young girls are doing it, they grew up on porn, whats celebrating a youthful body in a bikini, it’s not nearly hardcore or degrading, it’s more a celebration that if you take on dance at a young age, and remain fit, and you’re 19, half naked is the only way you should be, cuz eventually it will all end…time is not on her side…so make the most of it…

I know so many 40 year old women who regret not doing this at a young age, back when they could eat and drink anything they wanted without getting fat, with no time machine and no social media back then, it all becomes just a memory….when it should have been documented, yet everytime I offered to use my SONY HANDICAM on them, they’d freak out, leaving my experimental porn videos womanless…

So this is all progress for humanity, at least in terms of celebrating hotness or being your hotest at 19, which really doesn’t matter to anyone, but she won’t regret doing this at 40, and either will her husband who will still jerk off to the archive…oh to be young.

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2019

Oct

Marina Polnova Naked with Bad Tits of the Day

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Marina Polnova bringing out the nipple scars that grace her tits because she felt that bolt on tits were such a great selling point, that hacked up nips wouldn’t deter her clients…she chose the volume…the roundness…that really stand out on her skinny body.

She is Russian, just trying to navigate the world, and positon herself in sex work that isn’t official or obvious sex work like all the girls are doing, and part of that journey, part of her truth, is topless shoots.

I do fucking hate breast implants, except when I am at the strip club getting lap dances, in which case I like the most freakish tits I can track down, because I like to encourage body dysmorphia and the things it makes a gutter idiot do…

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2019

Oct

Poor Camel and Other Videos of the Day

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Food Cart Fail at Universal

Gym Fail…

Car Vs Center

Van vs Prius

Attempted Robber VS Guy with Gun

Accident of the Day

Man Stuck in Chimney

Naked Man in Hong Kong Subway

Drunk Guy Jumps Out of Ambulance…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch…

I heard a kid saying “I’m balling like curry” and I thought he meant the food curry…and was trying to figure out when curry balls were…

But maybe I just don’t watch sports…cuz I am not a queer…

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Stock Traders Knew about 9-11 Attacks..
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Bikini Yoga Girl Gets a Butthole Poke
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Steve Carell and Colbert Bro Down…
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Wait for It….
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White Trash – Public Piss…
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PAY to Sniff Leather Pants Worn by Young Olivia Newton John….
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Worry Series Titty Flashing Whores…
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Gonzales in Halloween Costume…
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Crazy On the Train
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Truck Drives into Low Bridg
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Raising Bridge for Trucks
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Jeopardy Champ Back…
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Dog Jumps in Leaves…
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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No tricks means no treats in the form of paying a bitch to look at my old tired barely a penis, more of a clit with balls penis and laugh as we try to put it in her mouth, that is more just rubbing it against her face, like when you used to practice eating out your sister’s barbie…genital-less….

I guess what I am saying is hookers are a waste of money…when you can’t get a blowjob for the 15 dollars you are willing to pay for one…from whatever desperate for 15 dollar trash is out there…maybe she’s crazed with syphilis, or a junkie with bandages on her arms to hide the gangrene and a blown out nose from snorting whatever bathtub meth she snorts…or some old fucking lady looking for a thrill….because you can’t get the good hookers unless you’re rich, or pretending to be rich on sugar daddy sites…only to pay the “allowance” for the threesome you booked in her hotel room by having her send a paypal request that you never pay…I heard that story and loved it more than an Apple store employee seems to love working at Apple…or more than Facebook loves tracking your messages outside of Facebook for key words…or more than who fucking cares…

What I am trying to say is….it’s only a day or two away from Halloween…and you best not be giving out candy, you’re creepy enough….save your energy to put on a mask and party with college kids without them knowing you’re creepy…it is the one time of year for that…and for asking girls you walk by if you can try on their panties..but I guess it’s a few days away…you got time to plan…

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Weird Dude and his Mannequin…
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Raver Very Serious About His Michael Myers Costume…
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Gomez Hard Nips.
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Wet T-Shirt…
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Crackhead Pissing in the Street
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LeBro Loses Wig in Game
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Gross back Tattoo
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exploring epstein’s Pedo Island….
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Biker Falls in the Fall…
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Worst Clickbait of all time
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Kevin Spacey is Off the Assault Hook cuz the Dude died before trial. Win.
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Anna Todd Built an erotica empire from One Direction Fan Fiction
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What’s Streaming Next Month
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Celebrating Too Soon Criminals Get Arrested..
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Madonna Feuding Like the 1980s
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Laker Fan and Her Big Booty….
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Car Pile Up
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Wins Tip Trucks…
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Rapper Proves He Got a Concussion Having Group Sex – Sounds Queer..
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Dropping Can of food in boiling oil
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Halloween Sluts
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Kim Garner Bikini on Beach
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KLUM TITTY OUTFIT
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Olivia DeJonge Good…
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Cyrus Paparazzi
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Constant WU Awards
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Flo Poo Crazy Outfit
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Thomas Mac in a Outfit
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Gomez Titty
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Aniston and Witherspoon at a thing…
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Sarah Hyland Pregnant Booty
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Rossum in NYC
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Flanagan Titty..
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BDSM….
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Slutty Amateur…
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4 girls 1 bottle
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Naked on a Boat..
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Anal Attack..
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Vaccuum Fucker
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Girls Compare tits
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Laundry Day….
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Socialite Does Porn on 18th Bday..
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Cutting Cake with Cunt
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Perky Tits
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12 ppl having a Shit Day
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Special Needs Pro…
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Four Girls Fucking a Wine Bottle on Cam….
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2019

Oct

Selena Gomez Deleted Sex Selfie of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this slutty selfie wearing Kim Kardashian’s new underwear thing to suck in all her fat fan’s fat, I guess a made in China instagram novelty item they can sell 100 million units of…since the Kardashians are just this generations answer to QVC….

Apparently, it was a “felt cute, may delete later” situation you see on the internet often set to slutty pics of girls begging for attention cuz they are insecure and need a pick me up. Maybe because they aren’t that hot in person, and the feedback on IG feels good since they don’t get it in person. Or maybe because she sex offended Bieber and kept him prisoner to her entitled whiny spoiled pussy, and forced him to marry the first bitch who came along to get her off his back…something that sent her to LUPUS rehab again, but that she’s also made a song about….

Anyway, Selena Gomez then deleted this pic because Taylor Swift made her cuz Taylor Swift and the Kardashian-Wests hate each other for marketing purposes and I guess Gomez is team Taylor Swift for the sake of marketing fights because Taylor Swift runs the pop music industry and I guess Gomez wants in on that.

It’s all silly, and it’s not even a hot pic….but here you go…

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2019

Oct

Maggie Gyllenhaal Threesome of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is at th peointin her career where we can collectively agree that she is a fucking exhibitionist pervert who likes people watching her gross mom tits in fuck action.

The spoiled RICH LA kid has had a great career. She has been in so many movies. There is no need for her to break out at 45 as some sexual being getting her fuck on. She did that in the Secretary movie back when you needed a role like that to let people know you’re a fucking serious force coming to get all the acting jobs..

Now, she’s so established that doing this is just for kicks, for a thrill cuz she likes simulating sex for an audience….she doesn’t need the money, she doesn’t need the glory, she does this for her own perv reasons. It is weird.

Maybe it stems from her rich kid childhood where she likely fucked her younger brother Jake…cuz there is no way that asshole isn’t a sister fucker….who had a perv sister force his homosexual cock in her during puberty…cuz rich people are fucked…

I don’t watch The Deuce because James Franco plays twins and that kind of thing makes it impossible for me to get into the show, knowing special effects are going on…it annoys me…and they could have just cast his actual brother…why go down that annoying early film making tactic of split screens and body doubles so one guy can play all of the cast..in the worst one man show ever….not to mention it is twin-facing, when there are many twins trying to get work in twin parts, but instead the studio chose Franco for their 70s porn story….

Dumb and dumpy….

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2019

Oct

Faith Schroder Bra and Panties of the Day

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Faith Schroder is the slut that Ricky Schroder made….out here trying to establish herself since for her entire life her dad has been basically useless as fuck….He a has been from before she was fucking born…who luckily hit big on Silver Spoons early on in life, to make the money to carry him through life, all while allowing him to be a too young for millions of dollars and fame asshole, an attitude I’m sure he carried through life….

She is using the low level tactics of half nakedness on social media, riding her last name as hard as she can, give that familiar name some new life….it needs to be revived….with pussy…

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Posted in:Faith Schroder|SFW

2019

Oct

Bella Thorne Halloween Tits of the Day

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I just roll my eyes when I see Bella Thorne doing pretty much anything. It’s just been done and she lacks a compelling personality, so if this was a different era, one where there was no social media to keep trash alive…

It fucks the whole dynamic of when they are supposed to off themselves – Dana Plato…

You know, she lucked out when young, due to stage parents and pedo producers finding the girl cute at 10…but it doesn’t mean we have to care or that it should give her a life and a career…But thanks to the low level marketing tactics and social media and the market accepting people with not talent as personalities they find fun to watch…they continue to bring the tits.

It’s repetitive, but so is everything, we are drawn to that in which is familiar..and Bella Thorne is familiar…uneventful…but familiar…