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2019

09

Oct

Josie Canseco Hot and Wet of the Day

The one good thing about athlete daughters, is that athletes in most cases, are low income trash, from low income trash families, who found a meal ticket and committed thanks to their natural talent and in her dad’s case STEROIDS.

I am not going to act like I know anything about athletes, cuz I don’t watch that shit, I am not a homo in to dude on dude flirting…in matching outfits…

But I do know that athletes love trashy women, and when their money combines with their trashy taste, not only are McMansions decked out with silly MANCAVES…but also dicks get slid into sex workers and cocktail waitressees…and sometimes…if the girl involved is lucky…the cum sticks and it’s not a fathering a future cum fart situation, and girls like Josie Canseco get created….

With her athletic dna from her dad, her hot slut dna from her mom, her money from her dad, her dick suck skills from her mom, she can find her way in the world…looking good, getting work as a bikini or half nude model…looking hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve been attracted to sandwich meat at least once, but just for something to fuck…not for love or anything. Don’t be weird.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW

2019

09

Oct

Kate Hudson Bra and Panties of the Day

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Kate Hudson owns some underwear or fitness gear brand.

I know when I think of Kate Hudson – I think “fitness influencer”….with all that cocaine on her nose….after a late night of drinking….whilst breaking Owen Wilson’s heart as she leads him into suicide….that he luckily worked his way out of because killing yourself over this Black Widow entitled rich brat who only exists cuz of her mom and not cuz the mom has a uterus but because the mom is famous….and who more interestingly has fucked all kinds of men while figuring out her hustle, finding her stride in the rich LA life….that ended with her being a ROM/COM icon….cuz her mom was too old to take the jobs…

What I am saying is that the mom in her 40s is in no ways anyone I would think is good to sell bullshit fitness gear, but as it turns out I am wrong and forget that celebs have fans and can sell all kinds of shit to the idiots who think they are something to look to for guidance…even though they are the LEAST relatable humans in the world. They are coddled and evil…but here’s a mom bod in slutty gear…

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2019

09

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Topless of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson is a girl who was on the KIDS REACT youtube channel when I guess she was a kid. They made a shit ton of money with dumb videos about kids reacting to random shit, which I guess was relatable, easy and shareable content for all the moms and sick fucks on social media….not to mention it started in 2010 when youtube was handing out million dollar checks to creators on a monthly basis….I missed that hustle…very dumb of me in hindsight…but I guess no one would watch my vlogs about sitting on the couch all day, but then again they watch real dumb shit that maybe it could have worked….too late for me….

Well, what is a Kids React youtube star to do after she is no longer a kid, and not needed by those assholes who used her in their shit….GET NAKED OF COURSE….that is what she’s gotta do cuz that is how girls stay alive in these times.

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Posted in:Lia Marie Johnson|SFW

2019

09

Oct

Noah Cyrus Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is still totally ugly, but she got her nipples pierced and showed them off in this kinda see through white shirt. She also got more horrible crackhead energy tattoos, like a spider crawling up her neck. The question is, who is gonna set her up with Aaron Carter because I think they might be soul mates, that is if crackheads still have souls..based on the crackheads I’ve fucked I cant confirm that they have souls but I can confirm that they have herpes.

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Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2019

09

Oct

Top 11 Towel Series Sluts Part 3 of the Day

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You can see PART 1 HERE and PART 2 HERE because why not….

Creepy photographers being accused of sexual misconduct by 20 people deserve some love too, it’s not his fault he is in an industry that people fuck to get ahead and being a perv was considered cute or funny before those who didn’t get their way decided to do a protest cuz their fuck didn’t get them ahead. It happened to Terry Richardson long ago….

I am a firm believer in separating the pervert fuck from his work. I think genius comes in all forms and I am not saying that Testino is a genius, no photographer really is, but I am saying that if someone makes a painting, a movie, a photo in a LOOK AT THIS photograph kind of way, what they do sexually, how they treat others, all that is irrelevant…

I can assure you many legends in film, art, sport did shit that was fucked up…all the classics….and to discount their contributions based on their asshole tendencies is to basically re-write history cuz getting to the top of anything takes a fucking tyrant, not a nice guy….so sure they may not all be rapists or abusers, but they are all fucking weird, otherwise they’d be working at Walmart, and even those people are weird…HUMANS are fucking disgusting….so focus on the good…you negative fucks.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

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2019

09

Oct

How To Tape Your Tits to Be Trans Woman Living a Man’s Life and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls in Lingerie Do Fake Arrest in Miami Beach – Officer Who Was Involved on Leave Now – LOL – SLUTS MAN – THEY WILL RUIN YOU….

Tourist Fucks a Statue

Rowers VS Boat

Car Accident of the Day – Don’t Text and Drive

Hairball Removed from Stomach – Gross.

ATM Robber – Really Good at This – Blows Himself up

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the general consensus is that if you are looking to seduce a real life woman, and not one of your cam girls, but a girl you meet in the real world, and not through a socila media or dating site, you can send the following two lines of pussy poem to any girl and you’d be accurate and they’ll be charmed or terrified…but most likely charmed and terrified while still thinking it is sweet – even if you haven’t seen her vagina yet….this may be the way to see it…

It goes like this. Send it after the first date.

Your pussy is so beautiful
She’s probably a model

But leave out the second part that goes like:

because you take so many pics of her for other dudes
cuz that’s what all girls do
you dumb whore bitch

I guess it’s not that romantic either way..
you may not want to take seduction advice from a guy who has sex with hookers….oral sex…cuz my dick don’t work…but my throat’s not scared of AIDS….

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Ambrosio Fitness Gear
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The History of the NXIVM CULT
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Lizzie Cundy Vagina Escape Artist.
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Taylor Swift High After Surgery is Fuckign Annoying….
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Crazy Old Lady
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Dead Slut’s Net Worth…
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Worst Driver Ever
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Lottie Moss Looking Like a Fetish Sex Worker
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2019

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been seeing constant crackheads walking around the ghetto I live in, but never full bother really watching them, until today when this hot toothless looking thin bitch in what was some decently slutty soiled clothing…the kind of girl who has been through some shit, and who you’d give 10 dollars to just to see how ragged her cunt is, the blowjob is just bonus….but anyway they walk under the neighbor’s window and he legit throws down a baggy…it was modern and convenient…smart street drug dealing…and I got to thinking..
my brother Hector used to run a back alley abortion clinic, I still have all the equipment lying around (ie a coathanger)…maybe I could go in business with my neighbor and basically become a NORDIC Spa for crackwhores…fuck I’ll add to my services offer list with STD taste tests and some silicon for that round ass injection…and you’d think I wasn’t a business man based on this site…I got all the fucking ideas..

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How Much was this Dead porn slut worth?
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I’m With Sienna Miller on this
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Laudry Malfunction
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South Park Banned in China
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Jamie Curtis Looks Like Shit…
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Darwinism
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Britney in the Gym Looking Awesome
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Worst Fucking Driver
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Arab Drifting
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Some Bitch Named Chloe in a See Through
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Martha Hunt Black Undies
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Celeb Nude Scene
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Classy Black Chick in a Se Through Outfit gets Her Vag Grabbed
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Chloe Grace Legs
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Brave Guy Hacks into NASA
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Taylor Swift Embarrassed and Reacting to Footage of Herself – To Remind You That She is the Fucking Worst…I hate thm all…
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Cute Dogs…Cuz I Love Dogs…
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Kim K Gets a Dude Out of Jail – It’s Her Fetish
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Dutch Rave from the 90s…
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Robber Fuck Up
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Weird Human Interaction with a Granny….She Nuts..
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Dude Struck By Lightning while Walking Dogs
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Dude Crashes Hard – Doesn’t Get Hurt…
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The Reddit Amateur Slut of the Day
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Girl Sexually Assaulting a Dude
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2019

08

Oct

Britney Spears Deep Stretch of the Day

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Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2019

08

Oct

Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Katy Perry even with her big tits we all know, including her are her only marketable skill, and with her ass and the rest of her being dumpy as shit, that’s not even that impressive..

I can’t stand her….

It just reminds me of how a talentless hack was able to put on some dumb costume, appropriate the LA hipster scene at the time to build out her poser aesthetic, and create countless hits, that are shitty fucking songs, barely catchy fucking songs, but that went viral regardless, thanks to what we can assume is illuminati, or a business that just knows how to properly manipulate a fucking audience through marketing….

So putting up her shameless use of her tits, now that she’s old and rich and can’t be made to believe she’s a fucking hack, thanks to all that success her talentless ass has had….was almost painful to do…but they are such big tits I can’t help it.

My working tagline for the site is “I hate Celebs, but Love Their Tits”….is perfectly represented with this garbage! So here is this garbage…..