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2019

08

Oct

Britney Spears Deep Stretch of the Day

Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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2019

08

Oct

Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Katy Perry even with her big tits we all know, including her are her only marketable skill, and with her ass and the rest of her being dumpy as shit, that’s not even that impressive..

I can’t stand her….

It just reminds me of how a talentless hack was able to put on some dumb costume, appropriate the LA hipster scene at the time to build out her poser aesthetic, and create countless hits, that are shitty fucking songs, barely catchy fucking songs, but that went viral regardless, thanks to what we can assume is illuminati, or a business that just knows how to properly manipulate a fucking audience through marketing….

So putting up her shameless use of her tits, now that she’s old and rich and can’t be made to believe she’s a fucking hack, thanks to all that success her talentless ass has had….was almost painful to do…but they are such big tits I can’t help it.

My working tagline for the site is “I hate Celebs, but Love Their Tits”….is perfectly represented with this garbage! So here is this garbage…..

AND HERE ARE KATY PERRY’S BEST TIT PICS OF ALL TIME

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2019

08

Oct

Krysten Ritter Tits Out of the Day

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Krysten Ritter at a movie premiere with her tits out….her milk filled tits….she just had a kid…so her tits are full of milk…like a dairy cow…ready to make ice cream all over her baby daddy’s face…but instead she is at the El Camino Breaking Bad Netflix Movie because the general audience finds comfort in familiar characters and storylines…they just can’t get enough of the shit..

I don’t mind Krysten Ritter, which is saying a lot because I generally hate everyone. Don’t blame me, blame my mother for instilling at a young age that I can’t be out here trusting or respecting any woman…unless she’s making me dinner….or baked goods…because women are just natural in the kitchen..but even with ingrained kitchen DNA….they’ve evolved into this shit….the best chef’s in the world are still men…so that’s the takeaway here…if you want tits or breast milk or babies made turn to women…for everything else there’s men…

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2019

08

Oct

Rihanna Naked of the Day

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Rihanna is releasing some kind of book, and these are in the book, so it is not the standard fake leaked nudes situation, where the celebs act like some hacker dude figured out their email and icloud details to release their cunt to the world, this is more the “I was a teen sex worker in Barbados, who sexualized myself at a young age for execs, got sent to America, built an audience with lame music, before getting beat by a man and turning edgy enough to become a huge fucking star”….and as that all worked itself out she did a lot of scandalous shoots to continue with content that told her story of being some sexual being….empowered….

So the younger titty pics of tits we’ve already seen because she’s that kind of popstar, mogul, empire, QUEEN OF BARBADOS – you know – she’s done some racier shit in the past and now that she’s fat it’s good to showcase to the world presented as art and I’m totally into that concept because any reason to see a nude is a good reason to me.

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2019

08

Oct

Rumer Willis Titty Rub of the Day

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Rumer Willis is celebrating breast cancer awareness month, I think it is breast cancer awareness month, maybe every month is breast cancer awareness month, since breast cancer affect so many women, more and more thanks to all the chemicals and radiation in everything we ingest, that you all should be giving yourself breast exams, and if you’re not into it, I can always do it for you…but I use my mouth..it’s a ancient technique the Mayans invented…so come on over…let’s save some lives..

Rumer Willis, who has been consistently hated on by most sites, is likely doing this to ride some of the attention her mom got last week with her book of lies…I don’t listen to the media coverage but I know that at least two dudes were like “that never even existed, this bitch is crazy”, but I guess Rumer Willis in being Rumer willis only knows how to ride her mom and dad’s wave. Nothing wrong with that, if anything it’s awesome…you never have to work, you can do whatever you want, and if you’re in the mood to rub your tit on social media, the audience will watch cuz they know you exist. So it’s like she gets all the benefits of celebrity all while being absolutely useless…unless you find this titty rub useful in anything but distracting from her weirdo face.

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2019

08

Oct

Jojo Titty Sweat of the Day

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Jojo and her nipple pasties all hot and sweaty…

So she’s starting a movement about under breasts sweat by proudly posting up a pic of her under breast sweat…which I didn’t really thing was a thing that girls felt shame about or that girls felt need to be showcased and empowered but any excuse to show you sheer top and nipple pasties…you know to divert from showing the sheer top by talking about a basically non existent insecurity like that bitches sweat under the fatty globulars….which in the event you’re not a fat man…we swear there too. We just aren’t as slutty for attention about it.

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2019

08

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Naked Bound and Wet of the Day

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This is apparently Jennifer Lawrence in some BTK killer fantasy from that horrible (so I’ve heard) movie Red Sparrow that came out 100 fucking years ago…that I have seen and that I don’t remember ever seeing but I am sure I’ve seen….but for some reason, a reason called Jennifer Lawrence is naked with her great fucking tits, this GIF is going viral today…

It’s too bad that you can’t quite make out her tits,but that are there as the tits are her only redeeming quality. Everything else about her is some bullshit contrived over-hyped career thanks to solid management. They decided she was this untouchable talent. A natural..but she is the same in every movie she’s done. Constantly nominated for awards but she’s the same in all she’s done…it’s marketing…but I like this kind of marketing better.

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2019

08

Oct

Cynda Mcelvana Nudity of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana isn’t as famous as she should be – but she’s trying..

She was born in Conway, Arkansas so we can’t talk about how immigration is great when it is with slutty girls who get naked as part of their contribution to America…so her ethnic name is just a reminder that your country is built off of immigration and sometimes the hot one is first or second generation and not imported by some lonely sad person on 90 Day Fiance….

Apparently, in 2014, at the age of 16, she relocated to Hollywood, CA, so that makes her 21, which means a solid 10 years left of her getting naked as she navigates this LA scene of balancing sugar daddies to pay for her life, going to workout classes to stay fit, going to juice and smoothie bars, or expensive LA restaurants to eat well, and doing the occassional nude shoot to have a steady stream of content for her social media. It is hard out there for these girls who don’t like to actual work and love getting naked for attention, audience and hopefully some celebrity, to really make it all pay off for them, even though thanks to the sugar daddies it’s already paying off!!

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2019

08

Oct

Brianna Mellon Safety Pin Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know if this Brianna Mellon is the same Brianna Mellon that I found on the instagram as a Sports Reporter for FOX…I have facial recognition so I have a hard time figuring out who is who in both everyday life and ON the internet…but I am going to say probably not…but they should unite based on sharing the same name and same eagerness to be in front of the camera…and by unite I mean scissor because I know that there are dudes out there with a “same name” fetish like they only fuck with girls who have the same first and last names fucking each other…probably a very difficult fetish to satisfy as I doubt there’s ever been a threesome with two girls with the same name, or a lesbian porn with girls with the same name…so these two Brianna Mellon’s can make it happen, hey should link up….unless they are the same person….which they could be…

Anyway….this Brianna Mellow, who ever she may be is in a nude shoot with a skull, cuz she’s edgy, so edgy she’s got a safety pin through her nipple, like an 80s squeegee punk….good tits though.

Update – as it turns out – THIS IS THIS BRIANNA MELLON’S INStAGRAM AND SHE’S SOME AUSTRALIAN