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2019

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Hailey Clauson Spread Leg Bikini Pics of the Day

Hailey Clauson is very important model you haven’t heard of.

She is right here on a chair looking like a sex doll but far less fun than a sex doll because women have the ability to speak, yell, annoy, whine…refuse sex….they have the egos to think they are important…so that when they do actually fuck they just lay there and they are only fucking dudes with a lot of money, even if they come from money or have their own money….the only time they play it up is when they are being fake, trying to recruit new clients, and the whole thing is pretty fucking annoying…

But when in photos like this…she can’t annoy you…cuz they are photos…which may sound old school, but give me pics of hot chicks over videos of hot chicks basically any day, cuz the second I see these people in action, they NEVER let me down or prove to me that I was wrong about them…

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2019

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Nov

Padma Lakshmi Dirty Bath Water of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is in a cum filled bath, cleansing her pussy, in some INDIAN tradition, cuz that pussy smells worse than the GANGES…all those rotting corpses…and raw sewage…I saw Slumdog Millionaire…I know the culture…but luckily, thanks to strategic insertion, is worth more than the Taz Mahal…because she fucks billionaires…and gets knocked up by one billionaires, pretended it was another billionaires, kills off other billionaires, so her kid can double dip in the inheritance…

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2019

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Nov

Christina Aguilera Cum Shot of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is rocking a champagne bottle like she was a club photographer back a few years ago, when everyone used to have fun in the club, and Champagne showers was something they were all keen on getting filmed doing…then the whole #metoo thing happened and every girl became a rape victim even if they weren’t raped they managed to dig through the archives of their mind to find something remotely similar to sexual assualt to fit in….and men became the enemy, singled out, targeted and hated….so men started turning themselves into women…taking the hormones, looking fabulous like they were Christina Aguilera…forced to jack off a champagne bottle cuz they no longer had a dick cuz it was cut the fuck off….in the transition.

The world is nuts. Cutting off the nuts…

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2019

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Nov

Angela Sarafyan Milk Bath of the Day

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Angela Sarafyan is one of the hookers from WESTWORLD, so we’ve likely seen her tits, maybe even her cunt, unless they wear MERKINS as they often do…the hairpiece for your cunt so that you don’t show off your cunt, cuz you’re an actress not a porn chick or some shit..

Well, she’s in a bath of milk, weird – but not as weird as when WHOOPI GOLDBERG did the same thing for Annie Lebovitz and got MASSIVE hype about it…cuz Whoopi Goldberg is a man and this ANGELA CHICK is worth a fuck even if she was a man..

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2019

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Nov

Boring Lame Olivia Culpo Topless Again of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some overrated instagram girl who fucks NFL people cuz when you have followers, people confuse you for mattering and when you have followers, brands throw money at you, and when you have followers, NFL players think you’re worth fucking more than the basic groupie they are used to fucking…and she’s got followers…

I don’t know why people follow her, or turn to her as some kind of authority or leader, but it’s got her in SI SWIM where she gets to really dial into the NFL / Athlete world…which is her favorite kind of sperm to try to get impregnated by…you know Rhode Island whores who play the guy’s girl, while being the girl’s fashion icon are easy to figure out…but the rest of the world just likes to buy into the lie cuz they need someone to be that lie…to market their shit no one needs…in a cycle of shit we call pop culture…

Garbage but the photogs shorts are pretty hype. He looks like poofter so he gets the pass, but BROS in colleges everywhere dress in shorts, bragging about their short inseam, they even sell short shorts at fucking WALMART cuz it’s so mainstream…what’s up with that?

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2019

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Nov

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel to remind you that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is no more…which I thought was already a known thing…because the world doesn’t care about shitty INFOmercials…even for lingerie that isn’t lingerie but that mall brand shopping America thinks is lingerie…made in China underwear overpriced to afford international sex working promo models…

Anyway, I never watched that shit and always wondered why anyone would be hyped on it, marketing I guess…a Network Show of girls in underwear walking…I think there’s better ways to see girls half naked…I think it’s called instagram.

I don’t think the lack of interest is because Victoria’s Secret is an outdated brand, even though it is an outdated brand….I don’t think they need to throw tranny’s and fat girls in the mix to be relevant to the masses….maybe that appeals to 20 year old college kids…but forget about them..there are plenty of us who appreciate the use of hot chicks to sell things half naked..and that appreciation isn’t going to be increased or benefit from…a man on hormones being “fabulous”…but then again men are better than women at all things they do..so maybe it is just what we are missing…

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2019

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Nov

Alicia Witt Tight Dress of the Day

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Alicia Witt is some 9 year old that David Lynch found and recruited for his movie DUNE…up on some Roman Polanski shit I guess…the 80s such a wild time…right?

She’s gone one to do a bunch of random roles in some big projects and the name is familiar to me for whatever reason, that I assume is cuz I am old as fuck…

I’ve decided to give the 45 year old some shine thanks to her selection in tightest fucking dress she could find to wear to whatever event that is…cuz old bitches need some attention too.

I don’t love the face, but I love the attitude…and attitude is what matters when it comes to jerking off to her sex tape I am sure she has on her phone…they all have the sex tapes on their phones…

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2019

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Rita Ora Bra Top of the Day

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I think in Rita Ora’s retirement, from what we’re not too sure yet, but in her retirement, she should definitely launch an online course in how to become as famous as possible with the use of your tits. It will start with a “go to the trendy nightclub as often as possible, meet the promoters, management and owners…show them your tits…”….then it will go onto “get in VIP room cuz you fuck the whole bar on nights when big DJs are playing, show them your tits and maybe they’ll help you lay a vocal track and get that vocal track heard..all in exhange for the tits..”….then…fuck a Kardashian…get into America and go to every fucking event you can, mix it up by posting up pics of your tits, and eventually actually EXIST…if you’re around long enough hanging with the right people long enough…you’ll actually exist…cuz the media will think you matter or whatever…and with tits like this..how could she not matter – they are great.

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2019

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Nov

Kimberley Garner Nude Bodysuit of the Day

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Kimberley Garner has an amazing body….but is still one of the least popular half naked chicks on instagram and that’s pretty bad considering she has been on a TV show and the paparazzi have followed her around…for the last few years….especially considering how hot her body is…

She followed me on twitter years ago for about an hour or less before deciding she was too good for me…and I always find that hot in a woman…you know tell me I am shit in your own way…I’m like one of those penis degrading fetishists…KICK ME IN THE BALLS UNTIL I CUM….and her following/unfollowing me on twitter is the internet version of that…so little does she know that she was not unfollowing me in a FUCK YOU, but was in fact flirting with me and participating in my sex in a “NOT FUCK YOU BUT I’M FUCKING YOU”…

I guess that mean’s we’ve CYBERED…or SEXTED…the “Ghost me, block my shit, make me feel like I don’t exist…it makes me cum so hard”…the only sexting I’ve ever known….