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2019

02

Dec

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Big girl Barbara Palvin who is not looking as big as she probably is….maybe it’s liposuction, maybe it is keto diet, maybe it is starving herself, maybe it is photoshop, maybe it is FACETUNE, who the fuck cares she’s struggling to get her pants over her ass and based on my research over the years…a fat ass being squeezed into a pair of pants that are a few sizes too small is a fucking fetish and also a “meme” because every bitch with a fat ass who wants to show off her fat ass is doing it…

The girl fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat, after being recruited when she was underage by the brand (or maybe EPSTEIN) was used to protect their star MIRANDA KERR who cheated on Orlando Bloom because he’s a faggot who now fucks Katy Perry proving his FAGGOT-ISM, with BEIBER when he was underage and performing at the VS Show they have since cancelled because no one fucking cares about a mall brand pretending to be high concept in an INFOMERCIAL…only to have their back turned on her before realizing they need plus sized girls to stay relevant in this FAT world where fat is a thing and brands that don’t do fat get boycotted by everyone even the non fats…cuz they lose credibility as a modern and relevant brand even if they make XXXXL panties…because the public want to see XXXXL ass in those panties….like a bunch of chubby chasing fat fetishists I’ll never understand….

The world is nuts, but I like this Barbara Palvin pic.

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2019

02

Dec

Irina Shayk Nerd Enhanced See Through of the Day

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Irina Shayk and Bake, but only if your rich enough….because this Russian, like all Russian sugar babies have been trained to know their worth, and have been trained to seduce men in little war camps / bunkers, where they were placed when they were little kids…

You know the Russian scouts decided if a bitch was to be in Olympic sports, Music, Ballet, Academia, Science or Sex Work….and each category had its own subcategories….Like the individual sport in Olympics, the type of musical instrument in Music, subjects in Academia….and level in Sex Work….from Human Trafficked to Top model…but one thing was a constant…a need to be the best, the smartest, to win at all costs, and to manipulate anyone who stood in the way, or who was needed to live out the duty…KGB styles…RUSSIAN TROLLING OF AMERICAN VOTING BECAUSE AMERICAN’S HAVE NO MIND OF THEIR OWN AND BELIEVE A FACEBOOK AD….

Point being…Irina Shayk won’t fuck you cuz she’ Irina Shayk, one of the hottest….but she did do some strategic breeding with an A-Lister that provided higher profile thanks to media attention and association of what sperm was dropped in her….so she’s set for life, or at least until the kid turns 18….a huge fucking improvement from when she was a kid and they were smuggling LEVIS JEANS and MICHAEL JACKSON cassettes into the IRON CURTAIN…

OTHER POINT BEING…the nerds with their computer software algorithms have processed one of her images so that you can see her nipples…which I guess is exciting for them because why else would they take the time to do this…and if it is exciting to them then it is exciting to you…

Here are the nerd enhanced versions

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2019

02

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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I watch all the Christmas movies over and over and over again and today, while other people were miserably heading to work, maybe dropping their kids off at school, maybe paying some bills on their credit cards to free up space to go Xmas shopping for a thankless family that expects more than you can provide thanks to the internet, making you feel like the inadequate loser that you are despite how hard you try….because they don’t understand the importance of family, togetherness, helping each other, saving the world….they just want the latest fucking hyped up shit you can’t fucking afford….

I was watching LOVE ACTUALLY with HUGH GRANT who I always thought cheated on Liz Hurley back when she was his gold digger sugar baby for what must have been a decade, helping launch her career and celebrity….with a tranny hooker…But as thanks to a quick google search on the Christmas show I was watching, it turns out it was just a regular hooker…and that amazed me…. I think they call it the Butterfly Effect….no wait it’s the Mandela Effect…which is appropriate since Liz Hurley was about 25 years old when Nelson Mandela got arresed back in 1962…

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2019

02

Dec

Rita Ora Titty Bounce of the Day

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Rita Ora obviously wants some attention her way…she is doing a titty jiggle dance in a sheer top without a bra…and posting it on social media for her fans…to show just how fun she is…but really to show how fun her tits she is a vessel for are.

She’s likely been dumped or rejected by someone who is more interested in someone new and more excited than this old, washed up, never was, but was always around mooch.

She’s feeling insecure because other talentless trashy popstars are making moves, stepping on her toes with their bad music and popculture is embracing them…Rita Ora has been a mooch fuck for what must be the last 10 years, fuckign the right people, going to the right parties, even getting a hit song last year or the year before because the stars aligned, but she was never anything interesting, no one ever really knew or cared who she was, she was just sort of around…so as interest in her that wasn’t really ever there…finally dwindles…we can expect sex tapes and all that good stuff with her great tits…like titty fuck videos, taking loads on her tits, cuz she made it this far and won’t give up now…even if she probably should have given up 10 years ago…but if she did….we wouldn’t have her unmemorable hit song no one has ever actually heard or sang along to because some stars don’t have star power…but they do got tits….

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2019

02

Dec

Sara Sampaio Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is in TULUM, the trendiest place in Mexico for Instagram models and Instagram Hipsters, at least it was, I don’t spend time on social media, it rapes your soul and it pollutes your mind with images of half naked chicks….plus I get everything I need in the the stepFORUM I call home…even though I don’t actually post there…

The Victoria’s Secret model I assume they hired to replace Adriana Lima before Adriana Lima decided to never quit Victoria’s Secret….because she’s Portuguese and had light eyes and dark hair like Lima…and for some reason the evil underwear empire and their made in china smut that funded Epstein’s perversions…fucking LOVE girls who speak Portuguese…securing her a job….

But what they don’t know is that as a Portuguese girl she’s had amble experience in her bikini, diving off her fisherman father’s boat to unhook or un-snag his fishing lines….because it is the Portuguese way…

I’m not a fan of Sampaio, she looks like a hairy muppet to me, but people like her, so here she is.

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2019

02

Dec

Rachel Cook Naked of the Day

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Rachel Cook not Rachel Leigh Cook is doing her best to eliminate Rachel Leigh Cook from the equation so that she is the only Rachel Cook that comes to mind when they hear the name, because she’s out here doing nude shoots with her tits and pussy out, and that should override a career as JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS and any other Rachel Leigh Cook movies that were more culturally relevant than being some whore who gets naked on Instagram.

I think the only solution to this war is a viral video of Rachel Leigh Cook confronting Rachel Cook and staging a catfight or maybe a good old fashioned Vegetable Oil wrestling match….because that’s what the world needs more of…and they’d both get the clickbait they are looking for…maybe I should pitch the idea to CRISCO in my first branded content…making moves in the MAINSTREAM AD WORLD with all my good ideas.

If any of you out there working at CRISCO marketing read this…send me money…

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2019

02

Dec

Tinashe Street Slut of the Day

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I still don’t know who Tinashe is, but I assume she’s one of Chris Brown’s girlfriends who was not scared off from his woman beating, and used it for her own personal gain….a singing career like she was Rihanna…because along with making black eyes from hits, Chris Brown also makes traditional music hits…just look at what happened to Rihanna after he was done with her…shit went EXPONENTIALLY BIGGER…and now we’re here talking about TINASHE like she’s someone only because I assume she’s one of Chris Brown’s girls…getting hits….both literally and figuratively…HOWEVER that could just be me being totally misinformed cuz I don’t bother with google…and the Chris Brown girl I was talking about is actually named Tarruche….I can only process a certain number of weird fucking names that start with T and end in SHE/CHE…due to head injuries, drinking and not giving a fuck about any of this nonsense..

Here she is in lingerie that I didn’t post last week because I don’t know who TINASHE is.

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2019

02

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Cameltoe of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney may be a great set of monster sized tits on a small frame who once Danced with the Stars but was wrongfully cast as one of the stars since no one knew who she was at the time and I assume a lot of people probably still don’t…

But she’s also a cameltoe..a cameltoe on the beaches of Miami for her IG selfie…and I think pussy definition is the definition of LIFE….literally…and for jerk off purposes…so keep up the creative content that the fans can jerk off to…because we are perverts.

This picture would only be better if she was peeing.

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2019

02

Dec

LeeAnn Rimes Hitchiking Homewrecking Slut of the Day

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LeeAnn Rimes is fake hitc hiking half naked to draw attention to herself and I guess to her CHRISTMAS TOUR, because like clockwork, every year, LeeAnn Rimes is a home wrecking slut, but more importantly, is cashing the fuck in on the lowest common denominator on Christmas…

You see the LeeAnn Rimes win was launching her career in Country Music, because Country fans are God Fearing, Wholesome and American…and in that, their morals and values lie in forgiveness. They are coded to forgive people for their wrong doings…like being a homewrecking slut…and more importantly, they fucking love Christmas…the celebration of their lord…

So while in the Christmas spirit and looking for some Christmas Cheer, from an iconic country voice who does Christmas cash grabs well, LeeAnn Rimes is able to sell out shows, that add to her royalties she makes, cuz she’s already rich as fuck…you know a nice bonus…and all she has to do is 13 days of work a year to make it…great fucking scam…and interesting choice in wholesome marketing of the tour…cuz nothing says Christmas like some fake tits and a groin tattoo in a one piece on the side of the road like she was just raped and left to die…and is trying to find someone to help her get to the hospital / police station for a rape kit….right.

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2019

02

Dec

Serinda Swan Bathing Suit Ass of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some CANADIAN from WEST VANCOUVER which is where rich people live and where people like SHAY MITCHELL are from…

Her dad is some weirdo theatre director who got her into the Vancouver acting scene, which is a good place for Canadians in acting to be, because all the bootleg productions get filmed there, as it is a 3 hour flight from home for the Hollywood types, and the labor is cheaper, and the exchange rate is favorable…

So things like Smallville, where she was one twice and she was able to break out of that Hollywood North, and end up in HOLLYWOOD official by being on a series of shows…from BALLERS to something on a CBS show called CORONORS that I am sure no one under 55 knows exists but gets her paid…

She’s not that interesting, but she’s got an ass in a bathing suit and that’s enough.

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