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2020

08

Jan

Amanda Cerny Clown Tits of the Day

Amanda Cerny Clown Tits

Clown Tits have never been so literal.

I know we typically expect to see clown tits on Courtney Stodden or a Kardashian…but apparently it happens to Amanda Cerny….the average at best Playboy chick from back when Playboy would cast basically anyone…if you don’t believe me check the archives….to the VINE star who associated with all the VINE stars and offered to play the girl in all their Vine Star sketches since they were all in LA trying very hard to make it….who I guess is now an “influencer” with a huge TURKISH following….

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2020

08

Jan

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.



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2020

08

Jan

Amber Heard Bikini of the Day

Amber Heard Bikini

Amber Heard probably broke her foot kicking what was left of Johnny Depp’s career….or maybe from a sex injury from whatever rich guy she’s manipulated into her vagina, in exchange for money and personal gain, because this trash is evil…manipulative…narcissistic….terrifying…

You may be asking how one could injure their foot through sex and as it turns out, they can do that by sticking their foot in an old man’s asshole that isn’t quite stretchy enough to take it all….leading to medical emergencies…and I guess their are other ways but I can’t think of them…

I just know Amber Heard is overrated, always was and that she’s a reminder that the power of pussy can destroy any man….and that women like her aren’t loyal, respectable, or decent, but instead first to hit the media with stories of how they were victims of abuse, garnering sympathy and blinding everyone from thinking what they always thought “who’s that slut Johnny Depp married, she’s clearly there for the glory and the money”….and she was…

Garbage. I wonder how bad Johnny Depp hopes that cast gets stuck on the bottom of the pool with her still in it…probably real bad.

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2020

08

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Naked Holding her Gunt of the Day

Iskra Lawrence Naked and Pregnant

STOP SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS….

STOP FETISHIZING FAT

STOP FAKE NEWS / MISINFORMATION THAT FAT IS BEAUTIFUL…

This is what disease looks like, not to mention ISKRA, if that’s even her real name, made herself to speak to the fat trend in modeling, so she could position herself as a body positive fat girl, but who will get fit as soon as that trend ends.

Fat isn’t great, unless you’re skinny pretending to be fat to get paid.

Ya’ll are sick….Bring Skinny Back

Iskra Lawrence Naked and Pregnant


Iskra Lawrence Pregnant Ass

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2020

08

Jan

Joey King Dancing in a Bra of the Day

Joey King was robbed of a Golden Globe as far as I’m concered. I didn’t see Michelle William’s in that queer dancing show about a womanizing dancer, because he wasn’t queer, but all the other dancers were queer, opening up many pussies in the dance community for that reason alone.

I did see Michelle William’s woman power speech about her abortion, in what I guess was a subliminal thank you to her abortion for her win.

“The Act” was the first time I saw Joey King in any performance, and she had a shaved head and no teeth, which may be hot to all of you, but not to me….so I wasn’t rooting for her for her hotness or her youth, she was actually great in it and should have been rewarded for it…not that bitch who let your HEATH LEDGER DIE….

So now that I know who Joey King is, I’m seeing her giving back to the community with bra tops and titty dances…on some child star from a child star family doing things that broken girls do…and I see it as her giving back to the people, reasserting herself, saying “she’s got tits and she’ll use them”….as she uses them.

She’s good.

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2020

08

Jan

Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon Bikini

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter that people only care about because she’s Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter….but I like to see these celebrity children as more than just a product of their mother’s vampire, never dying, very old fucking pussy…

I like to view them as entitled kids with access to everything in the world, with unlimited funds from their mom who feels deep in her soul that’s she’s pulled off a scam and thus her kids should benefit…..and I like to imagine that she has no interest in being anything more than Madonna’s kid. Nothing worse than a celebrity kid trying to break free from their parents to do their own thing instead of just chilling as the celebrity kid.

She’s got a bit of a weird body, maybe it’s the CUBAN genes in her, her name is Lourdes Leon…not quite as white as her Italian mom….but she’s got some tits…and I like this…but liek I said…big fan of celebrity do-nothing kids…they are the holy grail of human.

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2020

08

Jan

Selena Gomez New Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Selena Gomez See Through

Selena Gomez has taken a break from being a mental case celebrity who is constantly in and out of rehab, because that’s just how broken she is, you know living with a terminal disease can be bleak. Death at anytime, which happens to be the same fucking narrative we all live under, only some of us can deal with it better. We may not have LUPUS but who the fuck knows what else we may have, not to mention all kinds of accidents happen, people are crazy, there’s disease out there….we’re all fucking dying…so stop feeling sorry for yourself you entitled trash….

We get it Bieber married a chick to avoid your bratty spoiled bullshit, and that hurt little bitch who gets everything she ever wanted, except the lupus, she didn’t want the lupus, however it’s been a good marketing tactic and sympathy generator…

Well, in this editorial shoot she did to promote her bullshit, she’s said that LIFE IS BETTER NOW THAT SHE’S ON THE RIGHT MEDICATION.

Great another anti-depressant peddler to inspire all the kids, cuz all these people are diagnosed mentally unstable, despite being rich fucking celebrities with teams of people on pay roll to tell them how great they are.

Pretty ridiculous.


Selena Gomez Tits

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2020

08

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Nudity of the Day

Zoe Kravitz Nudity

Zoe Kravitz used to annoy me with her Bohemian artist act. Her stick and poke tattoos. Her dreaded hair that you know she was playing up….she was a rich kid born to a rich and famous dad who was born to a rich a famous mom from The Jefferson’s….this is generational entitlement and to play it up like you live in a beach shanty, that you love crystals, that you juice only the best vegetables from your off grid garden was beyond fucking pretentious.

But I’ve seen her in movies and tv shows and I find her hot, so I am all for her rise to the top….even if her start was lame as shit….plus I used to jerk off to Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show and Diff’rent strokes so in ways, I like to think I am Zoe Kravitz’s dad. You never know, maybe my sperm was that powerful.


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2020

08

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Booty Rub Down of the Day

Dua Lipas Booty Rub Down

Dua Lipa is a youtuber that went viral because of her young tits on Youtube, the place perverts go for Young tits….views the record label assumed were legit fans and figured better to cultivate her than to find someone with no followers, I mean it is the youtube generation and talent doesn’t matter…ability to digital market yourself does…so the real talent that used to be scouted in bars and clubs and coffee shops are never being heard. AWESOME for the progression of the industry. CLICK BAIT FOR LIFE.

She is going viral today because she did a video on Ellen in costume, like Ellen likes, cuz Ellen is a pervert demon trying to steal your souls, one manipulative smile at a time, acting all sincere when really just acting it out….for money.

But I’m more into her uneventful bikini content…and I am sure Ellen is too, but viral videos help keep her relevant and making that Ellen money….


Dua Lipa Slutty Bikini

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2020

08

Jan

Kristina Trumbull May Be the Future of the Day

Our friend, who I don’t know if he’s actually our friend, I feel like I may have communicated with him once before he realized that I could taint his reputation with the women he takes pics of because I call all them girls getting naked whores.

What they don’t realize is that I am not doing it in a judgy way and not even in a mean way, I appreciate the normalization of girls getting naked on the internet and I remember when seeing models nude required WORK or watching syndicated fashion television that aired on Sundays…

I get that it is a woke society and people are scared to have opinions that go against the masses and that’s ok, but it’s also an era where EVERY girl posts her nudes by 18 years old, like EVERY GIRL has nudes, which is awesome.

You can’t give me endless supply of nudity and not expect me to react like an old excited by nudity dude. It is called PUSSY POWER…the power of the pussy and it’s as old as fucking time.

SO…calling these girls trying to get out there by spending their days with their tits out for a photographer is more my way of saying thanks…so thank you ERIK TRANBERG for this gold…and thank you KRISTINA_TROUBLE for them titties. They are great. I am sure you are more than just tits, and that you are empowered by your tits and showing your tits, but I don’t care about none of that noise, I do however appreciate the tits.

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