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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2019

Dec

Ariel Winter Crotch Shot of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a doughy twart…I don’t know what a twart is but it is a typo I can get behind…I like to think of it as one of those divine intervention moments…where a higher power is channeling their message through me…I am just a conduit…

I love when I see writers, or people who call themselves writers, say shit like that…like that the creative process just comes to them through their body without much though….so pretentious and obnoxious…

But here I am…LIVING that moment…in this Ariel Winter post…TWART….a fuckign TWART showing her TWART…even though she’s in panties…because she’s a fucking trashcan, empty, looking ot be filled, pile of fucking lard, ready to eat all the Christmas cookies.

I don’t find Ariel Winter interesting, but thanks for the inspiration behind TWART…piggy, neckless troll…but living in a society where panties are like pants…allows for us all to see what “Ladies” these ladies really are…cuz as long as it’s not being fisted on a porn site, it’s not slutty in their mind, luckily…just having vaginas make them slutty in OUR mind.

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2019

Dec

Weird Couple Kissing and Other Videos of the Day

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Drugs Air Guitar

Interesting Cooler

Salt Truck Falls into Lake Michigan

Hands On Trainer

Restaurant Explodes in China

Thugs in the Act

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Toxic Masculinity only exists as a concept because of horrible feminism….which some could call toxic feminism…in what should be a let dudes be dude, let women be women and discount them cuz they are women, and let dudes be women if they choose to be women, cuz they want to get in on the girl’s lockerroom at the gym for masturbation purposes…

Basically what I am saying is that you are all annoying on social media with your whining and it amazes me that people spend their days on that shit, engaging in that shit, instead of doing something productive, like building shit or something mindless and lazy like watching movies or TV passively like they used to, medicating their own minds and body and thoughts, and repressing their anger and angst towards the world as a whole, cuz humanity – almost all people – are inherently SHIT….Dogs are better humans than humans…

I am just shocked that people are still writing “toxic masculinity” on every fucking nude pic they post of their ass on instagram…like shut up already.

It’s Christmas, gift yourself with silence…

Here are some stepLINKS in the MORNING…not Christmas Morning…but a morning…

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HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS….

Amanda Bynes Sober Living Babe
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First Cousins Get Married – INCEST OF THE DAY
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Police Car Escape
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Ashes Spread Gone Wrong
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This looks like some of the worst shit to ever be produced EVER
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The Divorce you are SUPER Excited About
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Croc Catches Huge Fish
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Curb Season 10 Trailer
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Are you Sober Ozzy?
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Eating a Steak in Front of a Vegan Feminist Throwback Hilarious
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Cop Slaps Old Man
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The Jersey Gun Fight…
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are mad about Weinstein settling with the victims who agreed to the settlement…and are whining about it like they never whored themselves out for a job….like Harvey Weinstein is the victim, a fat ugly guy being taken advantage of by whores who were only there cuz he was Harvey Weinstein, whores looking to get a head and whores that wouldn’t have noticed or spoke to him EVER if he wasn’t Weinsteain and he knew it…so he’d take advantage of the situation presented to him..like any self respecting man would…and really any self respecting woman would…cease the fucking day….make life work for you…take what is handed to you or whatever….

I see these instagram titty models out there saying “Fuck Harvey”…because she would or probably have….cuz she already fucked Affleck, Kanye and David Fincher for jobs…tits on instagram being “political” when really being a full retard hypocrite…very annoying..

Mad she didn’t get in there to fuck him when she tried…maybe he’s not down cuz he’s all booked up or off that whole hustle thanks to the backlash…who knows.

That said, I haven’t had a job for the last 15 years, I’ve just been doing this, but I still have flashbacks of when I was a loser with a job, wasting away at some office for unappreciative assholes who I was just a cog in the wheel that helped get them rich, and I really regret on those late nights when I was the last one in the office, usually doing some menial work like cleaning the office, not jerking off in the water cooler.

If you have a job….I’d suggest you jerk off in the water cooler….or piss through the coffee machine….just make sure you aren’t on camera…the law doesn’t appreciate how nice it feels when the hatred you have for someone is redeemed or offset by feeding them your bodily fluids without them knowing..

I mean it is Christmas, give the gift that will likely cause PINK EYE at the very least in those you hate.

Or…It’s Christmas…so check out our gift guide…

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS….

Mash-Up All I Want for Xmas Manson Mash-Up….
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Cop Slaps Old Man…
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Victoria’s Justice Holiday Party Slut…
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Some Pop Culture Auctions
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The Weinstein Settlement
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Suspect in Police Car Slips Out of Handcuffs – Escapes..
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Jessica Biel Won’t Let Timberlake Wreck their Home
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LA Reid’s 22 Million Dollar House…
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Red Carpet Sluts
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Fake Instagram Slut Fakes a Robbery
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Could You Survive the Home ALone Traps
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Juice World’s Mom on his Prescription Pill Addiction
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Customers Reacting to Fake Magazines…
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What Double Parkers Deserve..
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Deer Rescue from Frozen…
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Ex Gf Interrupts Wedding….
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Weirdest Bridge in Venice…
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Fat Pig Woman with 3 INCEL looking Boyfriends…
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Celeb with the Taped Up Titties
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Icelandic Ship Captains Laugh And Joke Through A Dire Situation
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Ashley James Amazing Titty Shirt
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People Stealing Merchandise..
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Crocodile Eating Catfish…
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Mars Landing Faked!
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Spreading Uncle Ashes Fail…
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Semi Truck Jacknives…
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RIP Philip McKeon…
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50 Car Pile Up…
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Get some GIfts
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Paris Hilton Cleavage…
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Daisy Ridley Red Carpet
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Selena Gomez Gold Pants in London
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Miley Cyrus Cleavage in a Black Top..
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Rat Cow is Such a Fucking STUPID Cunt
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Delilah Belle Cleavage…
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Emma Roberts Slutty Leggings
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Daisey Ridley Ankles for the Incel Fucks
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Julia Fox Side Tit
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Kim Garner Ass in Leggigns
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Kerry Washington Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde in a Pantsuit..
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Charlize Theron Pant Suit…
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Kate Moss bare Tits
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Prickly Cactus Bikini
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Attention Whore of the Week
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Public Masturbating….
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Weird Lockerroom Fuck
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Club Slut Flashign her CUNT
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Club Slut Taking a Piss
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Slutty Amateur
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Big Booty Jiggle
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MILLIE IN A WET SEE THROUGH
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Lost Scene from Cinderella
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Booty Serving a Beer
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Big Titty Drop
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SNAP FUCK – THINK I POSTED YESTERDAY
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girlfriend Fucks ANywhere
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Kaley Cuoco’s Bra
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Some Slut Named Automn Falls
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2019

Dec

Katy Perry Christmas Tits of the Day

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Nothing says “let’s cancel Christmas” despite loving Christmas than seeing an aging Katy Perry and her sloppy tits basically exploit Christmas for her own personal gain because she knows people fucking love Christmas and if she was to do the LeAnn Rimes and only release Christmas Music for the rest of her life, she would guarantee serious fucking income without having to put too much effort in, besides doing a tour between November 15 – Dec 15th in select cities….it is the logical progression for a old pitch trying to stay relevant in music, even though she’s richer than god and doesn’t really need to stay relevant, it’s just that her ego won’t allow her to chill, cuz this is what she always wanted and with some strategic selling her soul to the devil she became a HUGE fucking success…a star beyond anyone’s wildest imagination because from the day we saw her…we saw a bloated awkward barely talented chick…with really dumb music and dumb creative direction…who wasn’t hot at all but had some tits….which isn’t normally enough to get to where Katy Perry got and I have a hard time believing her “visionary” brain got her there…it was really just a lottery win.

Well, as it turns out, she still has the sloppy tits to go with the sloppy rest of her…so there’s that.

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2019

Dec

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra of the Day

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Dakota Fanning in fitness active wear doesn’t make Dakota Fanning any more interesting or exciting.

I know that fitness active wear makes the moms at the mall, the grocery store, picking up the kids at school, far more exciting than their traditional mom outfits. You know because you can basically see the cunts that ruined their lives in all their vaginal glory…but it’s still not all that exciting, it’s just a better version of themselves as they are being strapped in by all the fabrics…where this shit, a celebrity in activewear, doesn’t have any of that appeal, at least not on the internet where I expect to see tits and pussy holes…

Despite being creepy as fuck….the child star who acted 45 years old at 10 years old thanks to her parents brainwashing her…and despite being a big celebrity who has been in the game forever…this outfit sucks….maybe less acting like a 45 year old mom at the grocery store and more like an “influencer’ selling premium snap chat dildo shows…there’s gotta be a happy place somewhere down the middle….

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2019

Dec

Leomie Anderson Nip Slip of the Day

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I think Leomie Anderson is Pam Anderson’s daughter with Shaq….and she’s doing what her mom taught her to do to get noticed…you know some pull that titty out so people start talking about you…

Unless she’s Tom from Myspace’s daughter….who would know that dude was the original influencer who cashed out and is now forgotten…

Or maybe she’s is Louie Anderson’s girlfriend, cuz fat rich white guys like hot black girls with their titties out…

But I’m more into wanting her to be Anderson Cooper’s straight from Africa adopted child he is giving a good rich life to…cuz Gays love adopting babies…

Either way, tit is out.

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2019

Dec

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley has come out of hiding and is gracing the beaches of Miami for the papaprazzi with her surf booty out like old times….

A booty in a bikini never gets old…I mean…sure it gets “OLD” in theory….but when you live that active, fit lifestyle, it gets old far slower, far better than the average 30 year old bitch I see at the grocery store buying as many pints of ice cream, frozen pizzas, sugar filled snack foods to curl up on the couch and eat before another day of selling their soul to the thankless job they have in order to pay the rent…cuz those 30 year olds are depressing as shit…and fat as shit….and not bikini ready….not even a year out….cuz they’ve given the fuck up…

While this one’s long day at the office is hanging out on the fucking beach and eating ACAI bowls and smoothies….half naked….doing what most people can’t even afford to do once a year cuz of that long lonely life at the office doing menial fucking bullshit tasks…making barely enough money to survive…they shoulda though about that when they were younger, you know get into surfing as a child to carry that into adulthood….so that instead of watching their favorite XMAS movie in their shitty apartment, they’d be doing this.

Here’s to people living better lives than us…cuz we suck.

Bella Hadid Slutty of the Day

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Here is some Bella Hadid photoshopped to look like less of a man and more of a Gigi Hadid, you know cuz the face injections and surgeries are part of the lie that Bella Hadid is, but the photoshop is that is what brings it all home….I mean that and the support of the idiots of the world…

So here she is pretending to be a model because the OUTSIDE world has made her think that she is a model because the outside world is fucking garbage, full of idiots trying to figure out their own existence and life, believing what they are told by the media because that is how they’ve always lived their life, and how their parents and grand parents lived their life before them.

ALlowing for snakes and weasels and rats like this to sneak through the cracks thanks to being rich and confusing everyone around to think “Ok, I guess we’ll use her”….and the rest of her audience being like – “She’s an it girl, I guess we’ll follow her”….amplifying the lie….

People are inherently bad, inherently disgusting, and by throwing money at her…they’ve just perpetuated the nonsense that is Bella Hadid the fuckign ugly troll bitch who is zero fucking interesting, but at least she’s got a fake tit or two..

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2019

Dec

Christina Aguilera Hairline Shaming of the Day

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Christina Aguilera got them fat girl monster tits that are likely very fake because I remember when the 90 pound version of her all of a sudden had tits…

Now, at 40, she’s looking like a Kardashian with all the face injections, which I guess is better than looking 40….you know go for that SEX doll look…and commit to it…in layers and layers of make-up…she’s fucking 40….and make people focus on the tits instead of the face so they buy into the fantasy, their own fantasy of her, keeping the dream a live and not allowing themselves to see that she’s a fucking 40 year old…

But unfortunately for her, all the hair and make-up, we can see her male-pattern baldness happening as it happens to some women when they get older, go through menopause, have their hormones all out of wack, and more importantly…have been aggressively bleaching their brown hair for 30 fucking years instead of embracing her natural old fucking self…

She looks plastic and it’s wonderful…

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