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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2019

Dec

Charlize Theron Bullshit Clickbait of the Day

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I know I am typically on the cusp of celebrity nudity, even though I don’t post any of those deep fake celebrity nudity videos, and I don’t really post any of the leaked nudes because the celebrities threaten to sue over those, and it isn’t really worth going up against them as they are rich and powerful and I will always lose because I call them whores, in some cases hundreds, even thousands of times…..per celebrity…

But Charlize Theron, who I guess is on social media, I don’t follow that old shit, and don’t care about celebs and their deep pockets trying to reclaim their relevance by manipulating their numbers on social media, forcing out the “influencers” and taking their marketing money…..posted an edited video, which I assume is a reference to her original video, where she flashed her vagina like she did in Playboy in the 90s when she was just trying to pay rent, before becoming a celebrity, from showing her vagina to producers, like the whore that she is, like the whore all these girls, no matter how they portray Weinstein as the devil, all these people are the fucking devil…Charlize even killed her own dad.

Anyway, if you have the unedited cunt / or dick/ I don’t know what she’s packing these genderless days….send it in, I want to see it.

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2019

Dec

Sarah Hyland in the Bath of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is scary as fuck….like a little GREMLIN getting wet…lets hope she doesn’t multiply, even though she’s probably trying to multiply so that she can harvest all their organs to keep her weird self alive…

The Network Television star, who is likely rich as shit from being on Network Television, is still so fucking weird looking, her genetic or immune disorder that she’s never openly come out with….because she doesn’t want you to know she’s dying, but instead wants you to think she’s hot, which is weird, since she’s not…but that won’t stop her…when you know you’re going to die, you stop giving a fuck and put out all that content you’d otherwise never put out there, to maximize and relish in the praise the weirdo perv fans leave int eh comments…cuz you know despite being fucking creepy and weird looking…she’s got pervert fans that want to fuck her cuz she’s their fucking god, their rock of gibraltor, their rosetta stone, their holy grail, their arc of the covenant, their CLIMBING OF MOUNT EVEREST…I don’t know the expression, but she’s their end all be all of pussy…and you may be that pervert fan…so enjoy her bath time creepiness cuz she looks 12 or 97….I can’t tell….

Here she is working out..

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2019

Dec

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kate Bosworth may be old, she may not have accomplished all that much in her career, but she’s still famous enough, still a celebrity, and most importantly…still skinny, which is all we care about….

I guess she’s trying to MOCK instagram by doing dramatic bathing suit poses, with the whole comedic underdone by cross referencing the dramatic post with a little “Reality” pose doing a little “Instagram VS Reality” meme because she’s a cheeky little bitch…who realizes that in both cases, the serious and the barely humoristic, she’s still in a fucking bikini, making an excuse to be in a bikini, because bikinis get hits, we want to see these women half naked, and it’s all it takes to build up that social media presence that could possibly build up her career…cuz everything is on “the gram” now…and all these bootleg bitches are making it work…bring some celebrity to the mix…and elimiate all that trash…

I see what’s going on here, the mainstream is trying to reclaim what is theirs..and as long as a bathing suit I wrongfully identified as a bikini cuz I call all suits bikinis are riding up her skinny and tight bodied cunt…I’m down.

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2019

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Big Cleavage for her Big Face of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin may have that disease the Elephant Man had….you know gigantism or partial gigantism of body parts, which in her case are her forehead, or maybe her full head, I don’t know, whatever it is…it is big….

But luckily, along with her gigantism 7 foot tall 300 pound frame, she’s also got some gigantism in her bra….cuz big titties make monster women more worthy and she obviously knows it…the other thing that makes women more worthy is when their parents are famous as shit, because typically people will bring them opportunities without much effort, but for some reason…no opportunities seem to come to Ireland…ever.

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2019

Dec

On the 6th Day of stepXMAS – Top 1 Male Masturbator is AUTOBLOW of the Day

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2019

Dec

Trainer Hands On…and Other Videos of the Day

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Robbing Sears…

Bum Bandits in the Elevator!

Lesbians VS Chanting Drunks

Politician Getting a Lapdance in 2017

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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife…and various hookers over the years have told me that while I am sleeping, which is actually being passed out drunk, but I guess you could call it sleeping, I put my fingers in my ass….and start digging around…probably due to hemorrhoid pain..only it gets worse…because I then put my fingers in my mouth….and start sucking, or licking them….

This has been told to me by numerous people…just sleepy fingers in ass then fingers to mouth like some kind of Midwestern porn slut on her first day on the job after hitchiking to LA for the porn life….only I do it with my own fucking fingers…and I am forced to wonder…is it some closet case repressed ass play I only accept while I am sleeping…you know cuz gays like ass in their mouth…or am I like a puppy trying to eat my own shit cuz I am covering up my scent so predators don’t get me…am I just hungry or a food addict dreaming of food and the rubbing of my asshole unrelated or do I just like the taste of my asshole.

This is worse than being a nose picker…or finding out you are a nose picker…it’s probably the absolute WORST habit you can have when sleeping…I mean luckily this didn’t happen in High School at sleepovers, I would have been destroyed, not that anyone invited me to sleepovers….but you get what I am saying…

And that is that even when you don’t have much this Christmas, you always have your ass to scratch and lick off your fingers….the worst gift to yourself ever, unless you’re sound asleep I guess and don’t realize it….but a great gift for those who live with you because they can throw it in your face everyday, mocking you….in private at at holiday parties or family Christmas dinner….the gift that keeps giving in the worst way.

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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Interrupting Wedding…
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Las Vegas Pigeons Wearing Hats
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Weinstein for the Win – Dumb Sluts
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Cat in a Cellophane Maze
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Chameleon Catching Prey
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Margot Robbie Lame Cleavage…
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Slutty SI Swimsuit Slut
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10 Gifts that People Actually Want….

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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve had enough of this sober life…I haven’t had a drink all day….is this even living…5:30 pm not drunk…

I’ve been calling celebrities whores on this site for over 15 years…that is a long fucking time to call celebrities whores 10 times a day, 5 days a week….for 15 fucking years…but I have nothing else going for me…so I continue…

Remember to go to all your holiday parties with a belt made out of mistletoe but only if you’re pants less and have an erection on….the way every pervert mall Santa does it…that is how the gays on my facebook do it….

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Indian Comedian who Basically is Doing Anthony Jeselnik’s Jokes…WEIRD VIDEO
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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Interrupts Wedding
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10 Gifts that People Actually Want….

Scarjo is Ugly as Shit and Not Worthy of Awards…
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Thieves Running Out of Store with all the MERCH
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Brooks Nader Hot SI Model
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Brooks Nader Tight Slutty Dress
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Crazy Bitch at the Bruins Game
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Fish Jumps into Shopping Basket…
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Lily Rose Depp Pokies…
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Eminem Responds to Dis Track
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Poly Amourous Fat Monster Weirdo with 4 Boyfriends is Pregnant….with Hilarious Commentary…
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Ryan Reynold’s Latest Movie – Free Guy
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Teacher Gets Pranked Multiple Times..
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2019 Sluts at an Award Show
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Some Orville Peck, Everyone’s Favorite Coutnry Star…
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Jimmy Kimmel Staff Pranked by Him in a Dumb Way
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Kaley Cuoco Flashign Big Tit
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Stephen Doff on Diff’rent Strokes…
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Grandpa Shifting…
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What Facial Recognition Takes From Us
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Cat in Cellophane Maze
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ANdy Dick – Jail Time
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The JOker is Doing ALright
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The Replacement Art for the Banana at Basel…
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End of a Police Chase…
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Home ALone Reboot Cast Sucks
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Wild Turkeys are Playful
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Jon Bernthal Talks Life Changing Street Fight
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Chameleon Catches Prey with Lightnight Fast Speed..
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Las Vegas Pigeons Wearing Hats…
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Kristen Stewart Gross Dyke
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Nicole Kidman Trans Robot
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Culpo Legs
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Charlize THeron Slutty Outfit
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Victoria Justice Slutty Outfit
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Lily Aldridge Slutty Dress
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Elisabeth Rohm in a Pink Dress
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Connie Britton Legs…
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Diane Kruger Slutty Boots
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Margot Robbie Boring Outfit
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Margot Robbie in another Boring Outfit
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Camila Cabello for Xmas….
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Deby Ryan Slutty Outfit
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Adria Arjona in a Crazy Dress..
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Greene’s Tits Out
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Karen Gillan – Boring
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Saoirse Ronan Slutty Dress
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Topless Babe on the BEach
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Fat Black Ass in Short Shorts
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Big Titty Shirt Rip
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Gym Workout
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6 Stages of Ratchetness
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20 Ppl having a Shitty Day
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CONCERT FUCK
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Amateur Bang
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CASTING COUCH
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Amateur Tits with the Pussy Flash
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Huge Tits
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Butt Plug
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Subway Customer of the Day
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Playboy Titty Flash
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Blonde Kendall’s Butthole
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Leaked Snapchat Video
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Ashley Benson – Side Tit
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2019

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Pantsless in Bed of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is one of the least interesting celebrities, often times about 20 lbs too heavy for my liking, but now out here showing her legs that I know at least one of you will like, because she has a consistent fan base of perverts who jerk off to shit like that, but I prefer my jerking off to be set to things that are more inspiring, exciting, disturbing, disgusting, confusing, interesting, you know anything that has a little more to than just legs in it…but some people are a bit more eager, a bit less desensitized, grew up having to jerk off under pressure, so they are trained to basically premature ejaculate and that’s when there’s no woman involved, because there is never a woman involved…you nerd fucks are creepy. This is for ya’ll.

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2019

Dec

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

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Dakota Johnson, the third generation Hollywood Starlet who only gets work because she is the third generation Hollywood starlet, cuz nothing about her is hot or compelling, except maybe that she survived Mel Griffith’s coke filled womb….is in leggings…and it is boring….but then again….I saw the clips of her over hyped 50 shades of grey sex scenes….sex scenes that revolutionized sex for old ladies who read the shitty fan fiction book and made the writer fucking rich cuz you’re all idiots….that were totally unmemorable..

So Dakota, if that’s even her real name, was capable of making the most “racy” sex scenes in the book, into the most boring sex scenes none of us even remember…in the movies…and there’s likely a name for that…one I call “she fucking sucks and not in a good way”….

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