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2019

11

Dec

Taylor Marie Hill Slutty of the Day

In the world of instagram models pretending to be real models, the occassional model comes out here and pretends she’s an instagram model, you know for jokes…and because they are finally getting the money they deserve from the brands who strayed from them the last 5 years, and threw the budgets to the low levels, because more and more of these girls are rising to the top of influencers and robbing the influencer of their little business they carved out for themselves on instagram, as they fucking should….

As a bottom feeder, I should be more sympathetic to the Do It Yourself girl who gets 1,000,000 followers and in turn monetizes that with her membership site or premium snapchat, but for some reason, I’ve been conditioned to like girls that make it from traditional channels, like agencies and with brand deals and marketing…I just find it more interesting…even if it’s far less work, far less creative, far less hustle….and even if I was all about these girls taking the shine from the celebrities and top paid models for the last 5 years…because it was funny to see…you know a solid re-adjustment…but I am so exhausted by the thousands upon thousands of sluts with over 100k followers doing various tactics to be brand friendly…showcasing a curated life they set out for in stylized pics…all because they knew they could get paid or at least get free shit…it’s boring….and a certain ego comes with having built up your little fashion blogger empire…where Taylor Hill’s just like “dude VS Cast me when I was 18, after a weekend with Epstein and I’m set for life”….it’s just more premium and less desperate…

So I am all for the celebrity making their way back into your hearts on social media to ideall wipe out all the fat girls talking about how hot they are…even if in this Taylor Hill case…she looks kinda fat for a model…too fat for my liking I tells ya.

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2019

11

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Bodysuit of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Bodysuit

Lily Rose Depp out here showing ya’ll how easy it is to get people interested in you, maybe even throw money and campaigns at you, as long as you’re Johnny Depp’s daughter…you know a little Depp.

Not to say no one would care about her if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but she’d have to be a real asshole narcissist cunt to get that audience, maybe doing lifestyle content…or travel content…or artistic spread asshole content….she probably wouldn’t be a YOGA girl who does yoga around the world…but I bet all her pics would look the same embarassing way all these micro-influencer pics look…you know just staged having a good old time being an asshole..

What I am saying is that it is good to be a celebrity kid…and Lily Depp is good to look at while she is being a celebrity kid…because she’s not an asshole influencer, she was born influencing…

SHE WAS ALSO AT AN EVENT WITH HARD NIPS…

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2019

11

Dec

January Jones Tits of the Day

January Jones Tits

January Jones is out here showing ya’ll how to become a single mom and that’s all I have to say about that!

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2019

11

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbianism of the Day

Madison Beer Slutty Lesbian Kiss

Madison Beer looking for likes by kissing some girl for the gram…

This is always the lamest kind of thing a girl can do with herself or her friend for attention….but dudes are basic and have threesome fantasies…and this for some reason triggers that bro instinct of “DUDE THOSE TWO CHICKS ARE TONGUE ON TONGUE”…which I’d assume would lose its appeal with all the internet porn out there…but nope…perversion remains…

Madison Beer Slutty Tits

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2019

11

Dec

Teri Hatcher Bikini of the Day

Teri Hatcher Bikini

Teri Hatcher is 75 years old, but I guess still worthy of dick…because half of her fans are from Superman (RIP DEAN CAINE) and not that Desperate Housewives shit that secured Eva Longroia’s career.

I guess she’s proud of her workout progress, and she wants to give her fans some sloppy old lady in a bikini titty and booty smut because menopause has given her all the testosterone she needs to gain muscle…

For whatever kind of reveal this is….I assume you’re not complaining because you’re old too, your network of women is old, and you grew up thinking Teri Hatcher was hot….and even at 75 can clearly still take a dick or two….you know get that load all crusted in her wrinkles to give her a smoother look…the natural non surgical BOTOX…..she needs more of cuz that face is SCARY.

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2019

11

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Dyke of the Day

Kristen Stewart is the worst.

There is nothing hot about her, so I guess it’s good that she’s a lesbian, since there’s nothing hot about lesbians, unless you like the challenge of trying to fuck a lesbian, knowing how much they’ve trained themselves to hate dick, because you know how lesbianism is a myth…sure they eat pussy and play house with other girls…but at their core they crave male sperm in their uterus to make babies..they are coded that way and if you’re really that anti men, you’re not out there using the most MALE substance around – SPERM – recreationally to get pregnant…and trust me…lesbians are out there buying sperm of craigslist for that reason…which sounds more like a weird non-lesbian fetish than anything…I mean if I met a girl who would get sperm off online classified…I’d find them sick fucks…which is part of why I think lesbians are sick fucks…

As for Kristen Stewart, she was uneventful when she was a hetero overhyped inbred looking bitch in Twilight…and despite trying to feminize herself, or be fashion, thanks to her lesbian girlfriend and model Stella Maxwell…she’s still garbage…garbage with her lesbian titty out trying to be interesting when really it’s all so manufactured…like a fucking movie set that is her life…this is just one of her least compelling roles.

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2019

11

Dec

Hilary Duff Hard Nipple of the Day

Hilary Duff is on her promotional tour for the Disney Lizzie Maguire reboot all you perverts asked of…and she’s doing it with her nipple out on Social media…..SEX SELLS…that’s the first thing they teach you at DISNEY when doing a casting for a gang of perverts when you’re like 10 years old or whatever Hilary Duff was when she sold her soul to the EMPIRE…

Hilary Duff is out here knowing that Nipples make Disney bullshit hotter…as does weight loss because she’s dropped about 50 pounds for this role…cuz they all preach body positivity but they don’t mean it….

Her fans are loyal perverts who watched her grow up and at 30 are ready to see her sexualized version of herself that has been knocked up twice by two different men – after publicly dating at least 2-3 dozen men…just scratching the surface off all the cock she’s had…Disney Kids…ya know…

So you’ll all like this.

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2019

11

Dec

On the Fifth Day of stepXMAS – Top 10 O Faces for LOVELIFETOYS of the Day

On the Fifth Day of stepXMAS, I give you the gift of orgasms with the help of LoveLifeToys.

They sell the most are amazing, technologically advanced, good for the soul…perfect for couples, both married for 50 years and new, because nothing makes sex better than some app controlled sex AIDS…not actual AIDS…maybe it’s AIDES…any by AIDS/AIDES I mean….SEX TOYS !!

You have a lot of options from their SEX TOY STORE , because nothing says CHRISTMAS like TOYS!! Just ask any kid….and you’ll realize toys aren’t limited for kids…we all have an inner child on Christmas morning deep inside us that likes to play…only now we’re more PERVERTED…

I like the idea of making your girl or any girl cum from an app on your phone…the gift of orgasms go a long way….and lighten the mood this holiday spirit….release that Holiday Stress….that YOUR LOVER will appreciate it…IT IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED TO GIFT


Or you can always gift it to that special lady in your life, like the one who works the cash at the grocery store, or the coffee shop….who will be nice and creeped out by you, but appreciative once she comes to terms with your creepiness…after she comes to an app controlled sex toy….

Or you can gift any of your relatives one of these, get one for everyone, they’ll be so happy yet embarrassed maybe even ashamed when they first use it, knowing that the orgasm was from you…Auntie may not think of you quite the same…

Or you can get your granny one of these, just slip it in while changing her diaper…and pass the phone / app around the Christmas Turkey for each and every family member to take a go at confusing the fuck out of Granny…holiday fun for the whole family…like a modern day game of Monopoly…only modern…cuz everyone is a pervert fuck…

Or you can just put one in your ass that you already pretend is your vagina…cuz you’re all alone this Christmas and everyday…since no one likes you..

Point being these are TOP NOTCH…AMAZING…THE BEST THERE IS…and NO ONE WILL REGRET GETTING ONE….USING ONE…BEING GIFTED ONE….SO BUY ONE NOW ….

Whatever your needs, or wants are…this is for you….

Here are 10 Celebs Making O-Faces for the ORgasms

Mila Kunis

Mandy Moore

Katy Perry


GIVE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING…AND BY KEEPS ON GIVING I MEAN….KEEPS ON GIVING ORGASMS…
GIFT ONE NOW

Jessica Biel

Keira Knightly

Hayden Panettiere


GIVE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING…AND BY KEEPS ON GIVING I MEAN….KEEPS ON GIVING ORGASMS…
GIFT ONE NOW

Chloe Moretz

Drew Barrymore

Em Rat Cow


GIVE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING…AND BY KEEPS ON GIVING I MEAN….KEEPS ON GIVING ORGASMS…
GIFT ONE NOW

Hailey Clauson



GIVE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING…AND BY KEEPS ON GIVING I MEAN….KEEPS ON GIVING ORGASMS…
GIFT ONE NOW

Posted in:Gift Guide|Holiday Gift Guide 2019|stepXMAS

2019

11

Dec

Kaitlynn Carter Butthole on the Beach of the Day

Kaitlynn Carter Butthole Beach

Kaitlynn Carter was “married” to Bruce Jenner’s kid Brody….and inspired Bruce to change his name to Cailtin, cuz her pussy so right…I guess…even though they were never married….it was all for show, she liked the press and credibility, and he was allowed to fuck other girls, so whatever.

Together, they ended up on The Hills. A big deal for some instagram model trash….then around the time of renegotiating her MTV contract to get a bigger payout, decided to stage the divorce even though they weren’t married, then stage that she was “fucking” Miley Cyrus, now she is in Miami with a Canadian girl Racquel Natasha – a girl who dated AVICII and potentially made him kill himself – RUMOR MILL!!…

The whole Instagram ecosystem…crazy…..but all these people are just sucking dick for money….they are whores and whores unite….and people like to watch whores..

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2019

11

Dec

Charlize Theron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Charlize Theron Tits

Remember when Charlize Theron killed her own DAD…nothing like the Christmas Season to bring out the dysfunctional family stories out of the repressed depths of her soul….like so many of us can relate to. It’s like we tried to forget this the last 20 years, but thanks to the internet and the #metoo movement I remember when my parents left me with a babysitter who would shower me at 10 years old for too long….using her mouth as a sponge…2019 has been the year of reading everyone’s “I was molested story” and I hope it fucking ends…this VICTIM culture is annoying because calling yourself a victim is a little over the top and dramatic.

That said, Charlize Theron’s storyline from RURAL South Africa, where they had SLAVES because it was legal…involves an abusive drunk dad who was killed by her “mom”….before Charlize ran off to Europe and America to be a model…only to end up in Playboy and desperate for work…sucking dick for rent money like so many girls before her…never going back to South Africa until she was famous enough to adopt a couple black slaves of her own that she presents to the world as her “children” but we know how South Africans work….it’s NO SECRET CHARLIZE…

Anyway, she’s old now, and this is her old…

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