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2020

24

Jan

Lily Rosenthal is Somebody Feed Phil’s Slutty Daughter of the Day

I know what you’re thinking every time you watch SOMEBODY FEED PHIL’s netflix show, and that is “I wonder if he’s got a slutty daughter I can jerk off to” because you think that about everyone you see or meet, but also because you like to fantasize about how good Phil would be as a father in law, you know with that Everybody Loves Raymond money that he is STILL making, even though you always hated the show….it paid the fuck out…it was the 90s…these things happened….and when Phil won the lottery he debatably didn’t deserve with his show….she was cumming up inside whoever this one’s mom is…and now she’s old enough for you to come up inside whatever receptacle you have in your house while looking into her eyes cuz you’re romantic like that…its of those everything comes full circle things…circle of life things.

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Posted in:Lily Rosenthal|SFW

2020

24

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Has a Titty Tattoo of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is now single, so the first thing she’s gotta do is start trying to convince her boyfriend who was too hot for her, but didn’t realize he was too hot for her, until he started making his own real money and make his own real moves and realized “shit this hag is a downer, I got my life to fucking live”….leaving her to deal with rejection, loneliness and the idea that she may not be as hot as she thought she was.

Luckily, like all women on social media, she has a direct line to the male feedback she needs and all it takes is tapping into her old ways of slutty nude selfies. She was almost a pioneer with it.

So as she figured a new titty tattoo was a good excuse to show tits, we get to see shes’ got more tit that we expected her to have, and the hairy little monkey that is Vanessa Hudgens lives another day…..

How hot is that skin discolorment patch that looks like a Hawaiian island…I know…so hot.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2020

24

Jan

Maya Hawke is her Underwear in a Magazine of the Day

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Maya Hawke, who is more interesting when she has her TITS OUT IN A MAGAZINE because she’s got tits, is on the self promotion tour, doing magazines like Madame Figaro where she talks about her struggles of getting her start in the entertainment industry. You know, cold calling and waiting in line at castings with thousands of other girls, while working a full time job at a restaurant to be able to afford her rent.

One of those struggles until she gets her break thanks to meeting the right person in her living in LA, and that person is actually two people, and they are her MOM AND DAD…..Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke.

Hollywood loves to be an incestuous, insular, keep it in the family kind of place and I’m actually fine with that. Acting requires no fucking skill, so might as well give these kids some sense of purpose, otherwise they’d just be rich and lazy, this way they can be rich and lazy but pretend they work. They need that. Society needs that.

I think giving acting work to people who train their entire life in their shitty hometowns, despite being poor, is a crazy concept even if they are hotter and better, they don’t the lifestyle man and thus are outsider trash and must remain that way, especially since they can just give the jobs to people they know.

If you don’t like it, make your own damn movie asshole.

Posted in:maya hawke|SFW

2020

24

Jan

Ariel Winter’s Hairy Face and Big Tits of the Day

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Troll from Network Television Sitcom Child Stardom Titty Check…..

A day is not a day unless we stare at Ariel Winter’s tits she’s cut off at least once….because what the fuck else are we going to do with Ariel Winter…the rest of her is zero compelling, anti-depressant ridden, filled with trauma thanks to being sold by her family shit….

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2020

24

Jan

Julianne Hough Public Anal Orgasm of the Day

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Julianne Hough in some Mormon GOOP weirdness, that may not be Mormon at all, but that involves her having evil spirits exercised out of her asshole, something that I am sure Ryan Seacrest taught her back when they were dating…ANAL ORGASMS TO CURE TRAUMA.

The victim of sexually abuse raised in a conservative household which I think turned her off the Mormon church and forced her to go out to become Hollywood on her Rumspringa had a full on orgasm in front of people with this weird GOOP demo.

Obviously Paltrow is behind this, and obviously she’s recruited other rich weirdos to follow her weird rich person lifestyles, especially when that person she recruited is some broken dancer chick like HOUGH, who I am sure was forced to have sex with her brother while they grew up as dance partners, before having sex with her at her own volition cuz she liked it. They’ve always been too close for comfort.

This is legit her having an orgasm by the way….the caption that was posted with it is:

” I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and light.)”

Health and Wellness and Mindfullness is Some Weirdness.

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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2020

24

Jan

Too Fat to Get Out of Store and Other Videos of the Day

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BACK TO THE FUTURE

Bat SOUP the Hottest Trend…It’s an Epidemic

Kiss Denied BRAWL

DRUNK DRIVER

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I heard they are saying the Corona Virus is from eating bats, because I guess Chinese people eat bats….they apparently also rub bat shit in their eyes as medicine, which is bat shit crazy…or at least where the expression bat shit must originate.

It’s fun to see how racist people are, or how they all hate on the Chinese for being primitive as they buy up all your real estate…and basically take over your country…thanks to manufacturing EVERYTHING you consume.

Maybe BAT SHIT is the answer to life, what we are all missing, that secret sauce….

So this weekend, I’m going to plan a good old fashioned BAT HUNT…like I’m Buffy the Vampire Slayer or not….probably not…I prefer sitting and staring at the wall.

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Annabella Sciorra’s Rape Testimony Against Weinstein
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Tina Deli is JANUHAIRY Naked Model
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Halsey Calls for Collapse of One Trade Center
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Tinashe in Lingerie
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Random Cheating Wife served Divorce Papers by Random Biker
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Tila Tequila is Alive and Mental
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Woman Gets Shot – Throws a Gang Sign
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Billy Eichner to Play Matt Drudge
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Kendall Line’s 80s Rock Hair with her Tits Out
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Huge Barge Sinks with Excavator
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2020

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing quite like forcing your wife or girlfriend to watch you jerk off to Old Julia Child cooking show clips, unless you’re more passive aggressive, a CUCK of you will, in which case you can just intentionally have her catch you jerking off to Julia Child cooking videos. It’s actually probably better to have her walk in on you jerking off to Julia Child on a regular basis, than to force her to watch, not because I’m anti-aggression, I know girls are into that kind of thing, it’s a “Misogyny fetish” where they want to be treated like women by a man but comically, it is way weirder and thus better when it seems like a regular thing you jerk off to in private….and that you are ashamed of…throw that tantrum…make it really stick…she’ll likely never want to fuck you again, which I my goal in marriage but if you saw my wife, you’d get that…

Here are some stepLINKS

Dude Saving his Beer
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The Girls at Jean Paul Gauthier’s Final Fashion Show
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Some Girl’s got her Bush Out Licking FLowers
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Florence Pugh Sideboob
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Michelle Randolph Black Thong Flash
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Jeri Ryan Big Cleavage
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Fast Punch Knockout…
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Celebs Showing their “Profile Pic Challenge”
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Gamer forgets to take a shit….His Mom Freaks Out….DIsgusting
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Instant Karma
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January Jones is a tarot Car Reader
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Oh Shit – Trouble in Aerosmith Paradise
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Khloe Kardashian IG vs REALITY
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Some Girl in Pantyhose with Braces
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I think this Story is a LIE
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Vegan and Non-Vegan Discuss…Hunting….
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Porch Pirate Gets Caught
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Heidi Klum New Plastic Face
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Tinashe HALF Fucking Naked for who Fucking Cares
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Some Bitch in Lingerie with a JOKER poster
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Parking Lot Pooper Arrested
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Bad Driver Cuts off Taxi
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Some Model Named Meredith Mickelson – HOT
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9 Year Old Fools Stalker…
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Hailee Steinfeld Thickness
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Jeri Ryan in a Blue Outfit
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Tinashe in a Slutty Outfit
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Gigi Hadid Slutty Sailor
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Bella Hadid Rasta Head
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Laresen Thompson See Through Dress
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Ambrosio BIKINI
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Pregnant Rache McCord
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VS Lingerie Shoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Ashley the Reddit Amateur Babe…
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New Gloves!!
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Amateur Gives a Show
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Booze Cruise…
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10 Acts That Make You a Whore
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Thick in Underwear
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Titty Flash
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Martina Mink Big Tits
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Bikini Girl Drinks…
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Big Titty Beat Down
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“that time my girlfriend brought home a pornstar”
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SERIOUSLY, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
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Titty Flash
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2020

23

Jan

Emma Roberts Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts who was some sperm that Eric Roberts left in some random groupie bitch back in his Academy Award winning actor days….sperm that he probably didn’t think would manifest itself into a human because the cunt her dropped it in probably lied and said she was on the pill to bait him into those child support payments…or he just didn’t give a fuck when he did it because his Academy Award years were spent coked the fuck up…and figured if a bitch did get knocked up she’d skip the abortion for the payout and that’s ok because he’d just pay her off…if he even thought that far ahead….assuming he’d always have work….who fucking knows….but this is the product of that and I like it….she’s skinny and that’s what matters in this world of fat…

BE CAREFUL…it may be a trigger warning for you fat girls out there who hate skinny girls and can’t see skinny girls because it triggers your eating disorder so you encourage all skinny girls to censor their photos so you can live your fat life in peace….

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Posted in:Emma Roberts

2020

23

Jan

Salma Hayek Paying with Bra Straps of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be married to a billionaire, but that doesn’t mean she needs to act like she’s some kind of Royalty, you know like Meghan Markle.

LOL!

You know the so fucking classy kind of royalty, regal shit you think of when you think of kings and queens, only that worked as a promo model for Howie Mandell’s gameshow which at the time was probably something she likely sucked a dick or two for, that’s how those jobs happen…and something that she probably thought was the BEST fucking job ever….a girl with a numbered case in line like she was working at the BUNNY RANCH being lined up for the clients to choose from…only on NETWORK TV….the typical gateway to royalty, or at least SUGAR BABYING…

Which happens to be the exact kind of Royalty Hayek’s aiming for with her tits out while pulling on her bra strap.

This could be an old pic, but she’s always been a set of tits for Hollywood…so let’s treat her as such, it’s what her legacy is built on and we support that.

Posted in:Salma Hayek