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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Kelly Brook Fitting Room Erotica of the Day

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I’ve been really mean about Kelly Brook over the years, but unlike a pussy ass bitch, I don’t feel guilty about it or think to myself how damaging being a cyberbully can be, because the real victim in all this is me, cuz people don’t like Cyberbully’s anymore so I’m just coasting on the sidelines deciding whether to start making real noise to “disrupt” all the pussy ass bitches out there, or just wait until people start hating again….because I know in our souls we are all haters…I can’t be alone in this.

Anyway, now that that backstory you don’t care about, regarding me being a sociopath on the interenet with no empathy towards celebrities I don’t actually know, so why would I have empathy for them, they are objects on a screen, especially Kelly Brook level celebs who don’t fucking matter at all…..

I can say that I have met actual people who KNEW Kelly Brook in person, they were Rugby Players from the UK and apparently she fucked Rugby Players from the UK, being a Titty model from the UK, and they were meaner than I was about her being a fat slob phony who ran to America to fail because she was an entitled cunt who thought she was more than just tits….

So I figure we should take it from the source, from people who know her and who have fucked her, and remember than this now 40 yer old set of huge tits, also comes with a huge body cuz she’s fat, and you probably don’t care because of the tits.

Here she is with her fat tit out

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2020

Jan

Sammi Hanratty In a Bra of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty attended the Cirque Du Soleil’s Volta premiere in her black lace bra….which I guess would be erotic if her head didn’t look like a fucking cartoon character brought to live action in some weird Hollywood special effect attempt to sellout seats in Chinese Theatres….

Seriously, those cheeks are the real life version of a caricature you get done in some tourist destination.

You can stare at her tits, if you’re into that, weirdo but I am like how is this a real person and not a picture in a frame on the wall of your old dentist’s office from his trip to fucking Dollywood back in 1993.

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2020

Jan

Annie Lederman Titty Flash of the Day

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Annie Lederman is some comedian who I assume isn’t that funny since she’s flashing her tits for hits

Flashing tits for hits is usually the number one way to get noticed when you know the you do NOT actually have any other marketable talent…

However, since I’ve never heard her comedy and always judge a book by its cover, there is a possibility that she is actually funny, a very slim possibility, so the tits may just be a way to draw attention to her actual TALENT because there’s so much noise out there it is hard to get heard, but once tits are out….it’s easier.

I appreciate that logic since I love tits. I am just an old misogynist in a misogynist hating world….that’s the name of my after school special I’ve been writing….but as that misogynist, and I don’t really think I’m an actual misogynist, I just like calling girls out for reducing themselves to being whores, when they can be so much more. It’s clickbait and it’s not creative or compelling enough for me to respect. Do better. It’s simple as that, it’s not anti feminist, it’s not saying men are better, or should be paid more, or that women should stay in the kitchen nursing the family they bred. I don’t give a fuck about any of that.

It is to say I think women comedians fucking suck. Prove me wrong.

I don’t see why a woman would want to do stand up other than it’s easy to break into because dudes who do stand up are fucking incel nerds who can’t get laid and when a girl comes along they pounce and thus careers happen.

I mean I do see why a woman would want to do stand up, they love hearing themselves talk, they love their own stories of love, sex and life as a girl, and they think they are so clever…so Stand Up is actually better suited profession for women then men from my perspective.

Since I am not a woman I can’t relate to their jokes but instead just stare at their tits…..so this bitch is getting all that out of the way and going straight for what matters in this era of free the nipple and empowerment and feminism and being that “funny” and “wild” girl who was always destined for comedy greateness – at least in her head.

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2020

Jan

Rumer Willis Lace Bra Big Face of the Day

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I figure since none of you read this site, the numbers keep tanking, the world is progressing around me and I am just BLOCKBUSTER or some shit, the last standing VHS store in the streaming world, I should focus on my real life passions, but I don’t have passions, so instead I’ll post RUMER WILLIS in a bra because if you read my previous post on DAKOTA JOHNSON (and you didn’t), you will know that celebrity kids are my favorite, even when they are the worst. They get all the hype of being celebrities without being celebrities, so they have the shine all these whores on instagram are trying to get, without having to try and yet they resort to posting titty pics, because that’s obviously the core of what women want, like, are into.

It’s a social experiment this whole internet thing and let me tell you….it’s not making anyone smarter, it is making people richer for doing less significant things, and it is making girls sluttier to keep up with people being more perverted…which I guess is doing enough good to distract us from all the evil.

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2020

Jan

Dakota Johnson Ass in Leggings of the Day

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If you know me, and you don’t, no one knows me and I’m not trying to be an emo bitch about it, that’s queer. I’m not saying it in a “you don’t even know me, the real ME” kind of way, but in a “i like to be invisible and left the fuck alone”, but maybe you’ll remember that I have a fetish, but not a sexual fetish, just an interest in celebrity kids.

They are so entitled, spoiled, raised in such a weird environment amongst weird peopole that they can’t be normal, which doesn’t make them more interesting, or less boring, or less obvious, it’s just interesting.

So when I see the third generation whore that crawled out of Melanie Griffith’s coked up womb, that she assume was from Don Johnson’s sperm but can’t be too sure because she’s had so much other sperm up in her around the same time, walking around, looking average at best, even dumpy despite being an actress, despite being outside a YOGA class, I laugh to myself.

Sure she’s got her “acting” career going, based on her talent alone. I hear she auditioned for 50 Shades of Grey with one of those glasses with a big nose and moustache disguise under a fake name so no one knew who she was, you know to not taint the casting process, because Hollywood is known to be an insular place that keeps the same people working, no new blood, and she didn’t want to live a life knowing she only got the part because of who the family summers with / who the family is…..

It’s just a lame ass in leggings pic, but it’s so much more to me it’s almost fascintating, yet still boring. How does she do it. Talent man, that’s how. A long line of talent….she was bred this way. Eugenics.

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2020

Jan

KFC Australia’s Breast AD Getting Hate and Other Videos of the Day

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I hate giving free advertising to brands that support the site, but this KFC ad is getting hate and not because of the troll looking bitch, doing that ‘getting ready’ in a car tinted windows, while someone is in the car, which has gone viral in the past when it actually happened, that they used. They are saying it’s sexist for guys to ogle breasts…. DUMB….

This is a Man…

Woman Biting Deputy’s leg…

Cross Fit Fail

Cop Losing Gun

Just a Dude Tryijng Suicide

Female Passenger Wheeled Off the Plane (audio on)

This scared the shit out of me.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The story of Hollywood being too white is just so fucking annoying, today I saw that google celebrated the 100th birthday of the first asian American actress with a caption like “hollywood still has so much to learn”, like fuck off. China finances all of the movies you see. They control Hollywood and they want you white fucks being their dancing monkeys as they track all your data as you do your fucking TikTok dance.

No one cares about Hollywood too white, except for white people. Idiots.

Speaking of Hollywood, I’ve got a new hate….and that is the word “cinematic” to describe their lives, their instagram photoshoots, their youtube vlogs, basically anything. Fuck off.

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Lolo Jones – Olympic 37 Year Old Virgin
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Cops Drive 100 Miles to Intimidate a Citizen
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Cop gets Hit by a train
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Dolphins Get High Off Puffer Fish
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Slutty Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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RIP Taylor Swift’s Mom – Thanks for Polluting the World with your Cunt
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Hot Naked Estonian
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Marriage Story in the Voices of Mickey and Goofy – To Remind You How Shit that Over Written Shit Was
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Samsung’s Robo Chef is terrifyign
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am the first to admit that I am out of touch in all aspects of basically everything. I don’t leave the house. I don’t socialize on social media. I see articles about memes and I’m like “I don’t know memes” even though there are sites about knowing your meme because memes rule everything around you…..

But I do know that it’s pretty funny that women are still fighting for their right to show their nipples on Instagram.

Just today, when scrolling instagram for a solid 30 seconds I saw at least three posts about “you will not censor me” style protests by girls who just want their nipples to be seen.

Let their nipples be seen Zuckerberg….just to stop their goddamn whining….

I don’t know how things shifted from “send nudes” to “Let me show you my nudes” but it been going on for years at this point and more and more girls just want the freedom to show their tits on a digital platform they don’t own.

Maybe someone should teach them how to start a reddit where getting naked is 80 percent of what goes on on reddit.

So as out of touch as I am when it comes to memes, or viral trends, somethings never change and those things are a ho is a ho is a ho….and I fucking love and appreciate that.

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Old Man at Aquarium Roasting IG Model Being Lame as SHit….
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Hot Nude Estonian Model
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Pam Anderson Ass in a Photoshoot.
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Idiot Gets Caught Cheating on his Wife on KIss Cam
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Taylor Swift’s Mom has a Brain Tumor
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Hot Japanese Deliver Girl Fetish
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Girl Sucking off a Beer Bottle
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Ambrosio’s White Bikini
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Florence Pugh in a Gold Dress
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Gabby ALlen – See Through Dress
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Kelly Gale – Hot Nips
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Prince Harry – Pussy Whipped
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Kitty Spencer – Red Bikini
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Ryan Seacrest who Has Done Coke Off a Girl I KNow’s Asshole has Inspired Kelly Ripa to Quit Drinking
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Deep Dive into the World of Anti-Vaxxing
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Kate Upton Tits on Fallon
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Priyanka Chopra Some Indian Bitch
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Titties at the Producers Guild
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Haley Bennett Tits in a Dress
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Lupita’s Legs
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Bella Thorne’s Big Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell Slutty Mom
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Dove Cameron- Cleavage
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Topless Girls
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Crazy Bitches
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Hot Reddit Amateur Got Tits
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Slutty Brides Getting Ready
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Slutty Girls Reading
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Dick in her Mouth Make-Up
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Titty Invasion
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Public Park Fuck
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Big Booty
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Gifted Girlfriend….
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2020

Jan

Bella Hadid Slutty for Fashion of the Day

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As it turns out I fucking hate the Fashion Industry.

It’s like all the lame sneaker collecting weirdos you hated 20 years ago are running all the high end fashion brand and the models they are casting are Bella Hadid.

Not only do they pollute the world with overpriced garbage no one actually needs, creating this hype to give people something to spend their money on, they are just a gang of posers

I know what you’re thinking, what the fuck does Jesus Martinez a 50 year old pervert degenerate drunk know about fashion, and why would he like fashion. Well as it turns out I used to jerk off to fashion shows because they were televised on Sundays in the 90s and I learned all about it. I’d also jerk off to Vogue and all the other magazines because they’d have naked or half naked models and it wasn’t shameful to buy them, if anything having them in your house would get you laid.

I know fashion, despite wearing soiled sweatpants everyday, and the way things are going soiled sweatpants is probably a trend so long as they have a dumb label on them and cost 1000s of dollars.

I’ve always knows that fashion was a scam for rich people, it was always snobby, but at least it looked rich and expensive and classy. Back then kids just didn’t want designer clothing, so it was for some high society shit and the models were fucking hot.

But now…now…the models are tranny looking hard faced brats like Bella Hadid….I mean this bitch is disgusting…and is considered the top model…which basically is just an extension of how lame that fashion industry is.

Topless or not, fuck Bella Hadid and the scam she’s been milking….and fuck fashion it’s a lie.

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2020

Jan

Parking Lot of the Day

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The only thing I’ve ever really come across in a parking lot is human feces. You know from someone who just had to go so badly that they did it right there by their car. I have never come across people fucking, men cheating on their wives, or anything good that can happen in a parking lot. Maybe I don’t spend enough time in parking lots. I try not to but seeing videos like this of some girl just being naked and dealing wit that naked brings hope that parking lots everywhere are more than just a place for homeless people to camp out and spread their disease because it’s also a place for girls to be slutty or naked or to go through some wardrobe changes or to masturbate as girls do as long as they are streaming to their paying snapchat fans…or to pee.

Parking lots…the place to be in 2020.

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