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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to go to parties, go to clubs, go to strippers, end up in weird situations with weird people but now I just go to the grocery store. That’s my party since everything I need is on a screen, I have no FOMO and I am not interested in conversing with the new generation, or old generation, I prefer to think they don’t exist…and like being left the fuck alone.

But as it turns out, magic can happen at the grocery store, if you’re a pervert creep who is looking for it, like last night when I was getting some Crisco lard for my wife to make her cookies I hope kill her (diabetes)…a woman picked up something on a lower shelf…my dick at her face level….and I just wanted to press it into her and start fucking humping…you know to teach her a lesson in what happens when you put your mom face in a crotch…but I figure the fact that I don’t wash my clothing, despite sweating a lot thanks to a computer on my lap all day, probable punished her enough with the smell of feces and cheese….but I still feel like I missed out on a great opportunity of face fucking and that’s always a tragedy….in this life that is a comedy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

First Look at the 2020 SI Swim Issue with Haley Kalil
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Wild Backhand Slap
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Brad Williams Accidentally Admits to Raping a Girl..
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Single Vanessa Hudgens at an Event
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Nude Bitch Named Olga
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Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress
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Wendy WIlliams Made Fun of Joaquin Phoenix’s Hair Lip Scar. Nice Tranny
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Kylie Jenner Lingerie Rope Climb
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The 2020 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees…
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Paige Spiranac Slutty Golfer and her Awesome Titty Selfies
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Bella Thorne’s History of Upskirts
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Selena Gomez Legs on TV
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Taylor Hill – See Through Underwear
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Inside Look Into Having Anorexia
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Japanese Company Makes Trendy Cat Furniture and It’s Funny
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First Mountain Dew Commercial…
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Bruce Springsteen Happy as his Son Becomes NJ Fireman
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Paz de la Huerta Nip Slip
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Amy Schumer Naked on All Fours – Hate Ackowledging that This Exists
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Fetish Youtuber Jojo Siwa Gets a 3.4 Million Dollar House…Youtube Pays
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Bike Crash at Rail Crossing
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Busty Topless Playboy Girl.
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Kim Garner Bikini with a Dog
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Tekashi69 wants Out of Prison
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The Rock Releasing Ball Scented Candle
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Runaway Dog Gets Brought Back to Owner…
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Subaru Dropps F-Bomb
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Jared Leto in Latest Comic Book Movie
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Weird Topless Photoshoot with Some Model Named Angela…
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Madison Beer Walking Her Dog
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Ariel Winter Big Girl in Leggings
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Kaley Cuoco’s Feeding Herself
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Taylor Hill Victoria’s Secret Panties
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Nicole Richie Legs
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Romee Strijid Victoria’s Sectret Panties
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Selena Gomez Meet and Greet
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Laura Whitmore Legs
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Melissa Barrera Legs…
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Hassie Harrison Tube Dress
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Heidi Klum’s New Face
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Katie Holmes Robot Woman…
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Kim Garner – Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Big Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl with Big Boobs Bouncing Crazy
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Bikini Bitch Taken Out by Shower
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Two Slutty Teens
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Aggressively Photoshopped Kim Kardashian in a Bikini
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Josephine Jackson Big Tits
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Fast Faps
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chick Getting her Tits Licked
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Rebellion of the Dildo.
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16 People having a shit Day
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2020

Jan

Dove Cameron Sports Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 24 year old with a weird nose….who positions herself as an actress and singer because who doesn’t….I mean I’ve met girls who work retail who call themselves actresses and singers…just working on building things out working the cash at the grocery store you know…

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she was bullied through high school, but powered through and followed her dreams which became a reality….

Her claim to fame is playing two characters in the same movie and I guess other shit..and now she’s famous…or more famous and like all all famous people they put out self produced smut to inspire their audience of 12 years old to follow their lead in trying to get noticed or ahead ….another reason I am happy I am not a dad…imagine having a kid in this era of SHIT…

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2020

Jan

Maia Mitchell’s Australian Disney Kid Nipples of the Day

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Maia Mitchell is some 26 year old born in Australia with her tits out, because girls from Australia are SLUTTY….not that showing off your tits is considered slutty now…girls would get mad at me for writing that…which may be why I write it…anything for some female attention, even if it’s negative…but I doubt it, I think I write it because I think it’s the basic, simplistic way to get noticed….LET THE PAPARAZZI SEE YOUR NIPS…

From Australia, she moved to AMERICA, where she played a teen in a series of Disney movies as recent as 4 years ago when she was 22….because Disney despite being rumored pedos consistently use 20 year olds as high school kids. Fascinating. I know.

She’s currently on some spin-off of a show you’ve never heard of, and the premise is:

Two girls from some bullshit show you never watched relocate to Los Angeles to begin the next phase of their lives. As they move into a communal living apartment building called The Coterie, Callie becomes a law clerk working for Judge Wilson while Mariana becomes a software engineer. The two of them navigate their young adult lives while interacting with their neighbors and the people they befriend.

Sounds brilliant and written by some loser who moved to LA to make it who is now apparently making it cuz they have a show and I don’t…

Not as brilliant as bringing hype to that show with your nips out…for the paparazzi to really let us know that you’re here.

Here’s some shit from her instagram…where you can tell she’d make a solid organ donor for Selena Gomez…and probably is already one….

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2020

Jan

Half Naked Models for Fashion of the Day

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The CR Fashion Book is out and each model is a different horoscope because that is how high concept for fashion works when you’re fucking lazy and just riding off the reputation of your over hyped, but “connected” magazine brand. It’s like bitch who runs it is a famewhore celebrity groupie scenester and in turn she gets more credibility than she deserves because she’s actually out of touch dog shit….at least that’s what this shoot tells me.

CR Fashion Book is the magazine that I always reference when talking about Gigi Hadid, because her pervert model fucking dad paid 1,000,000 dollars to the magazine to give her a cover, you know to keep things credible because they aren’t journalists…they are whores.

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2020

Jan

Blake Lively See Through of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Blake Lively when her whole Gossip Girl bullshit happened, so I’m not about to give a fuck about Blake Lively a decade later….

What I do find funny is that the media recycle the canned press release her team or the team marketing the movie put out, not that I’ve seen that press release, I am not relevant enough for Hollywood types to beg for free coverage on their bullshit….but the press release definitely read “Blake Lively Unrecognizable for her New Role”…and the truth is Blake Lively is unrecognizable as Blake Lively….being Blake Lively…let’s try to not over hype her cuz her Husband she stole from that pig Scarjo has a hit comic franchise…

I assume she’s playing some Betty Page – Pin Up girl….1950s slut…because having your tits out is timeless…as is your gut busting out over your panties…muffin top cuz bitch is a fucking mom – don’t we have hotter and younger talent to choose from?!

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2020

Jan

Gigi Hadid Tits for Russia of the Day

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Gigi Hadids’ tits are out in some cover shot for some Russian Oligarch targeted magazine, despite her being back with Dwayne from One Direction. She likes to keep her whore options, or I guess her “John” options open. She’s very high profile you know…

Just yesterday, Gigi Hadid, took advantage of JURY SELECTION knowing it was for WEINSTEIN. She got that Jury duty card and didn’t have her lawyer send in some valid reasons why she can’t do it, instead she knew that it was a marketing blessing, unlike most calls to Jury Duty, and that it would be televised or at least covered extensively in the media….

When you’re a media whore, who needs every ounce of media coverage as possible, this was great opportunity for a little self promoting cunt to be more self promoting. The whole no press is bad press but more importantly, coming from a family that has paid for press about themselves to be more “relevant” or to build out their own “celebrity” family like the Kardashians, free press is always good. It probably feels like they’ve made it…assuming they can feel under all those face injections, empty souls, and medication.

Free press is even more important now that her dad faked a bankruptcy to get out of demolishing his trashy mansion he made without permits, to house all his sugar babies instead of paying all their rents…

Point being, she’s overrated, uninteresting, but in a bikini for RUSSIA. Know your enemies.

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2020

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never found Alessandra Ambrosio hot.

So now that she’s pushing 40 or 50 or however old she is, I can’t tell because she’s only done the same thing on fucking repeat for the last 20 years, that feel like the last 50 years, since I don’t find her hot…..I definitely don’t find her hot…

I guess my opinion doesn’t fucking matter, she’s made millions a year selling bullshit panties for a company that financed Epstein (google it), it’s not important work, if anything it just promotes globalization, the loss of American business, making China richer, and all by a Brazilian who isn’t even American….

So when I look at her I see evil….other than that she’s still fit and vain and uses that to make real life women feel like shit about themselves because they don’t have bodies like her…

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2020

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, the Freddie Prinze Jr fucking, Scooby Doo acting, overhyped trash from the 90s, despite being a mom of 2 who has been off the radar for at least a decade to focus on things like living on her celebrity money, is out here in a bathing suit for you perverts to jerk off to her like it was still the 90s….

I remember a time when she was in EVERYTHING thanks to that VIRGIN NERD LOSER phenomenom that happened with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Series, something I NEVER watched and will NEVER watch, but that every chronic masturabtor seemed to watch and fetishize about Sarah Michelle Gellar despite her being Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I remember I Know What you Did Last Summer….and all the other garbage she got into….and I don’t remember any of it that foundly and I sure as hell don’t think this is her best work. A ambien looking mom in her expensive house isn’t a fetish of mine, I aim more for daughters than mothers…..but that doesn’t he actress who got her start in Soaps at Age four, so you know she’s nice a fucked up, is clearly out here promoting some shit…because she’s obviously promoting some shit…all the celebs are…giving more reason for new social networks to start up…the Facebook all day informercial of lame content is fucking dull.

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2020

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t reinvent the wheel of posting titty pics of celebs being sluts, I am basically the same as all the other losers posting titty pics of celebs, like it’s important or like it is news, or like it is hot when I actually hate pop culture and celebs, which happens to upset the kind of people into pics of titty pics of celebs…leaving me cold, scared and alone….

So there’s a lot of repetition in what I do, thanks to people like Rihanna having a lot of repetition in what she does, and then all the other latch ons doing the exact same thing other celebs do to stay current, then there’s all the influencers doing their best impression of celebs…and do the same thing they do…making it one pile of slutty content to sieve through. So I don’t expect revolutionary commentary….it’s not like I even get paid to do this….

So in keeping up my repetitive dialogue, I was told by a BAJAN (man from Barbados) that Rihanna’s dad was a garbage man, she lived in basically a shanty, was poor as shit by Barbados standards, like the kid in school who didn’t have running water and smelled like her period all the time….but more interestingly, he told me she turned tricks at 14 through a network of Karaoke bars the tourists would go to….and Barbados being a British Colony that is more developed than a HAITI….meant rich British people would go there to get some son. High profile people have homes there, from Simon Cowell to who the fuck cares…there’s entertainers and athletes and all kinds of pervert rich dudes into the 15 year old Karaoke hooker…so much so that they brought her to America at 14, got her all her work visas and made her Rihanna….

Girls who have talent and live in NYC can’t even get record deals…and Rihanna was never all that special, ANYONE could have been her….but they chose her…why? That’s for you to figure out, that’s the great unknown…but the rich and bloated Rihanna has running water now…so I guess it all worked out for her….as she continues to post her half naked content to sell product cuz she’s Rihanna….and has always been selling her product / self….

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2020

Jan

Jessica Alba Sweaty Tits of the Day

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Jessica Alba is looking like your grandma who just figured out her phone she got for Christmas has a front Camera, but she can’t quite figure out how to go back to the regular camera…which makes sense because bitch is old, but I guess not that old, maybe more entitled and coddled and used to having her personal assistant do everything for her, so that she doesn’t need to use her brain on anything but trying to act her way through being an “Honorary” CEO of a tech / e-commerce company like she was GOOP…but far less controversial, or talked about, despite being far hotter.

At least she realizes that despite being a 40 year old mom of 3, we still want to see her sweaty tits in her sports bra, because we remember those tits at their prime, when they weren’t out there making babies, but rather out there getting herpes. Memories….

The only funny Gossip I know about Alba, is that her husband was such an Alba fan that he made a deal with her when they first got together, knowing he wasn’t an A Lister or that rich, and that deal was that they would have a family together, build a business together and that she’d be allowed to fuck around with other dudes, the ultimate CUCK, only he’s not invited to watch her when she fucks the A-Listers…a story that may be fake, but I think is true, and funny in all her pics….not quite as funny as this filtered up herpe looking face….but funny nonetheless.