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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Eva Longoria White Swimsuit of the Day

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Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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2020

Jan

Britney Spears Hyperspeed Bikini Yoga of the Day

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This is an amazing masterpiece that I think the filmmaker is using to describe her manic depression in her manic state…..you can tell because she doesn’t even use her own music, probably because she doesn’t want to have to pay the royalties on her own music, since that just lines everyone else’s pockets, plus it doesn’t have the comedic cadence of a Three Stooges episode, or some other early Hollywood comedy. Is cadence even a word?

What I like about this video is basically everything. It is perfect, a masterpiece. It’s got Britney Spears in a Bikini, hot despite being old and thick, working Out (a fetish to all fat haters), in hyperspeed so I don’t have to fastforward to see if a titty falls out. Informative by showing us what Britney does to stay fit, entertaining because of everything else, and slutty cuz of the bikini.

A perfect video….but I may just like hostage videos…

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2020

Jan

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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If watching a bitch who was so fucking sick they had to replace her Kidney with the Kidney of someone she harvested with her Modern Family money not once…by TWICE….doing some fitness as she tries not to die…is erotic to you…then here’s the genetic mutant who has almost died from her mutation at least more than most people almost die…as she had Kideny Failure…doing a little working out porn for you workout fetishists who aren’t allowed in any gyms in your area thanks to your affliction.

Then This one’s for you….

Nothing like a little workout, or watching someone workout to start the day, even if that person working out is some Halloween movie character with that benjamin button dwarfism disease you’ve seen on Oprah and the likes over the years….

It’s still an ass in leggings in motion and sometimes, that’s all you need.

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2020

Jan

Paris Berelc Nipple Pasties of the DAy

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Paris Berelc turned 21 last night and brought the nipple pasties out to celebrate because what better way to celebrate being legally allowed to drink.

She’s a Disney kid, just out here trying to show you that she’s more than a Disney kid, and she’s doing it with sheer fabrics, one of the many ways to show you that she’s not a Disney kid.

I know zero about her but this is about all I need to see to know where she’s headed.

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2020

Jan

Woman Walks Through Police Incident – Gets Thrown and Other Videos of the Day

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Beaver Pisses on Audience in Circus Act that Needs to Be Banned

Cobrasnake in the Bathroom

Woman VS Pedestrians

Girl Does Super Girl Stunt on Motorcycle

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Porn chicks are so high maintenance….and this applies to amateur porn chicks too. Basically any bitch filming herself get off is high maintenance…even when they look like they were pulled out of the gutter…because the amount of effort that goes into their orgasms is a fucking production. This is no brushing into a girl on a bus and cumming yourself, or holding a girl’s hand and cumming yourself like you’re used to.

This is props, camera, lighting, payment, distribution…

Girls are like “I can’t cum” so here’s “a plug in your ass, a massive dildo in your twat, a black dick in your mouth that isn’t your husband’s dick, your husband on the couch jacking off to this, a wand on your clit, a camera dude in the room, and a series of fetish sites to upload your pics to for the praise”…all to make a bitch cum…

It’s seriously fucking work…

Whenever I see porn beyond a slutty selfie, I’m like “That bitch either has a dead pussy” or “she is high fucking mainstenance” and the effort involved even when it looks like no effort involved all to get her off is far too much to be a turn on.

It’s like she builds her life around it, even monetizes it, and sure we all get to see it but the backstory is what makes it terrible.

I guess I prefer my women not achieving orgasms or having any sexual needs or requirements so that I can be left in peace as I contemplate humanity…I mean or because they are half dead yet affordable hookers who are only there for me to get off…same same….

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New Video of Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipples
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Aaron Hernandez Netflix Movie Trailer
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Dave Chappelle at the DC Improv
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Keanu Reeves Eating Ice Cream.
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Luxury Igloo
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Apparently this is a Sports Highlight Video
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Army Vet talking About American Wars
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Cool Cliff
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Plastic is Turning Dudes into Women
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Dude Eats Pizza in One Bite
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Gwyneth Paltrow vagina scented candle story is one of the more annoying viral stories….about how the “mainstream” and “porn fetish” sites are one in the same, but for some reason the porn fetish sites are looked down upon, but the Gwyneth Paltrow sites make tens of millions of dollars a month….

The Meghan Markle story that everyone is talking about, you know taking the Prince away from his family and moving him to one of the Queen’s territories (Canada) is one of the funniest out there, only because anyone who knows anything, knew that Markle was a whore before seducing dude in. She was a Deal or No Deal model turned actor and you know DICK SUCKING happened. She played it so good that when the Price got to her, he had probably never had the kind of performance this girl was TRAINED to do. Her life and career depended on it. He was likely used to classier girls, more conservative girls, not girls who are behind the scenes porn chicks….and now she wants to use her celebrity she always craved and cash in on it…while dude sits on the sidelines “supporting” her in her quest to be the celebrity she always wanted to be…because girl is an actor, a sales person, a get what she wants kind of girl…even being on TV was so far beyond what she was actually qualified for…and now she’s married to a prince, has his kid, locked in…like the BEST sugar baby performance ever…and now she is dictating where they are headed and what he is to do in the funniest public PUSSY whip ever.

We’ve all met pussy whipped dudes, but never were they Princes…and it’s pretty hilarious even if you don’t care about the Royal Family but more interested in the plight of an opportunist whore…like I am…I mean my life work is exposing whores pretending to not be whores…

People are mad at David Blaine for rape….even though HE WAS JUST DOING THE OLD “MAKING HIS DICK DISAPPEAR”….magic trick….and they should be more appreciative of being included in that….

The simulation that we call life is far too fucking weird. I prefer just sitting back and barely watching….because it gets in the way of my staring at the far more interesting wall I like to stare at.

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Guess Who’s Back?
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The Dude who Played Robin Says ABC made him take Pills to make his Dick Look Smaller
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Lily Rose Depp Booty Selfie….
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New Video of Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipples
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Signing Bus Driver
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Kristen Stewart in a Slutty Tube Top
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The Best Vintage Playboy’s You can Buy Right Now
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Wife Admits to Cheating 47 Times
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Random Things Getting FLushed
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David Lee Roth Performing in Tight Pants.
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Sarah Shahi Nips
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Nipple Piercing of the Day
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20 Hipsters who Went too Far
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DJ Qualls Gay
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The Best Hug Deny
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The Viral Family Fued Stripper Looking Bitch
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Dude Breaks into a Bank….on IG….
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January Jones Date Night Looking like a Sex Doll
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Mari Demina Takes a Shower
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The Oscar Nominees
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Drug Addict of the Day
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Semi Truck in the Emergency Lane
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Harry Begs Bob Iger CEO of Disney to Give Meghan Work…What?
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Baby Wolf Howl
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Mexican Drug Cartel Tries to Hijack a Truck
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High Winds Blow Away Truck
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Kara Del Toro – A Bikini Model
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Haley Kalil Nipples
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Couple Attracts Thieves with a Bike – Then Beats them Up.
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Howard Stern Talking to Weinstein about Fucking Whores…
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Kaia Gerber – Bikini
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Selena Gomez in a Tight Pink Shirt with Bigger Tits Thanks to New Anti-Depressants
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Hailee Steinfeld Fuck Me Boots Weirdness
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Kelsea Ballerini Legs (whoever the fuck that is)
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Bella Throne is Some Trash Leaving the Club
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Kendall Jenner in Some Mom Jeans Looking Like Shit – Hiding her Face
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Emma Roberts ASS in Leggigns
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Barbara Palvin at Some Fashion Show with her Legs
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Nina Dobrev Leggigns
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Sofia Richie with her Twin Sister who went to Space
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Kaitlyn Dever Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Leggings
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Mandy Moore Big Tits in a Dress
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J.Lo Big Cleavage
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Sarah Wayne Callies Cleavage
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Ashley Greene’s Leggigns…
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Mental Mondays
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Tits Falling Out
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Anus Spread on the Escalator
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Power of the Female Body
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Amazing Big Titty Bounce….
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Real Life Nurse with Big Tits
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Black Chick Stretching with Big Tits…
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Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
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Double Dildo Girl
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Amateur 3-Way
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Slutty Tan Lines
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Naked Waitress Getting Eaten Out
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Slutty Coffee
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Snap Chat Masturbating
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Twincest
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12 Mins of Top Amateur Girls…
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2020

Jan

Selena Gomez New Tits of the Day

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It physically hurts me to promote Selena Gomez because this weekend I woke up to a notification on my phone, despite having my phone set to no notifications, pushing some Selena Gomez news article bullshit about her new anti-depressants and new life. Fuck off Apple and your propaganda. The fucking news app doesn’t tell me when there is an Earth Quake or when a plane gets shot down…but it tells me when Selena Gomez drops a single and is so fierce.

There is no way this bitch isn’t some puppet that’s been used by Facebook/Instagram, Disney, and whoever the fuck else, including Bieber, to manipulate the media with her lies.

The girl looked like a dog shit in the gutter, all bloated and dying of LUPUS a few months ago, and all of a sudden she’s fresh faced and ready to release what she is pretending is meaningful songs she didn’t write. How meaningful can that be.

So they prepare to launch her new album, to milk her Bieber Relationship once again, like she’ not dying of Lupus, cuz she’s probably not dying of LUPUS…and the recluse who has been in various rehabs for a year is back, posting on social daily, doing media tours and all that…from Silence and Near Dead to this….

It’s a fucking scam…and so are her tits…if you consider fake tits a scam..unless these are her real tits, it’s just weird they grew over night a few years back…but anything is possible when you have the power of the media behind you.

Here she is making an appearance at an event….looking like the last two years didn’t happen….like a month ago she looked like fucking death….and here she is looking like this. hard to believe…and she credits her Anti-Depressants….great lesson for the youth “TAKE PILLS”…that’s what they want you to do…sponsored by big pharma so humans medicate and don’t feel what being human is. Just keep telling kids “get on pills” it’s great for our future of complacency…you weak fucks…

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2020

Jan

Miley Cyrus Muff Dive of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is celebrating her boyfriends birthday, the guy’s name is Cody Simpson and not only does he look like an embryo smeared on the walls of a back alley abortion clinic, but he’s also pretending to go down on her over her jeans, cuz the aspiring Bieber who never quite made it to Bieber level is finally where he needs to be socially to get that career he always wanted….and being Miley’s hired sex worker is ok, because it’s that press he wants be the boy band without a boy band he wants to be.

Before Miley he was fucking Gigi Hadid before she broke out as a “model” which is still a joke to me…but sniffing Miley’s Cunt like it was a Gwyneth Paltrow candle is not a joke to me…I want a description of what he’s smelling…my first thought is Horse Manure, you know cuz she’s country.

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2020

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Panties of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her ass in panties, that I am sure I’ve seen before. I don’t really consider myself a Lohan expert but there was a time when I started the site 15 years ago when I needed to find a celebrity to attach the site to and I chose Lohan….

It ended in some make a wish encounter in a hotel room where I drank way too much of her vodka while she was locked in another room catching up on cocaine..but that’s another story for another day…

Today it’s about this ass shot and how tragic it is for not having any period stains, shit stains, any stains…this is LOHAN the queen of Parentrap and vaginal discharge.

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