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2020

13

Jan

Kristen Stewart Topless Lesbian of the Day

Kristen Stewart Seberg Topless Nipples

I thought she was a lesbian….

I guess this is what “acting” is.

Actress who pretends to be a lesbian pretending to not be a lesbian in some interracial scene in some movie.

As garbage as she is in everything she does, I will say that her tits are far more interesting than basically anything she’s ever done…

Titties.

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2020

13

Jan

Kristen Bell Tight Leggings Twerk of the Day

Kristen Bell Twerk Tight Leggings

Kristen Bell is probably the most annoying actress out there, here she is twerking in a pair of tight leggings and a sports bra for who knows what reason…but we can collectively find it offensive cultural appropriation in this woke culture…where rich white 40 year old moms are ripping off black culture for their own wine and cheese dinner party, workout, bachelorette party wine and yoga tour activities.

I find Kristen Bell zero hot, her husband 100 percent annoying and they would do us all a favor if their family home had a gas leak…or if their family vacation was rudely interrupted by an Iranian stray missile.

Kristen Bell Twerk Tight Leggings

Kristen Bell Twerk Tight Leggings

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2020

13

Jan

Kelli Berglund Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

 Kelli Berglund Nipples See Through

Kelli Berglund is some 23 year old Disney Kid. She was on some show called Lab Rats, which I assume is something you all know way too much about. She’s currently on something called Now Apocalypse, which I assume is about Apocalypse Now but without Marlon Brando since he’s dead.

Either she knows the basic marketing tactics to get noticed when invited to events. It’s the Disney marketing strategy that EVERY Disney kid of this generation has jumped into…the pull your tits out and people will care. It’s that easy, but don’t objectify them as they objectify themselves….you pervert.

I find that such a funny storyline. No one cares about me, so I’ll pull out my tits, and everyone will care about me, but I have to pretend that they don’t only care about me for my tits, or that I am posting my tits for a higher purpose….

It’s not your fault you only care about them for their tits, Now Apocalypse didn’t resonate with you, but it is their fault for walking around with their tits out and they should be punished by it by you masturbating to it.

Kelli Berglund Nipples See Through

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2020

13

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Stretch of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Stretch

Kate Beckinsale getting ready for the Critics Choice Awards by being all comedic by putting her pussy on her pussy while showing her flexibility that has made her a party favorite in all the “in crowds” in Hollywood.

She is playing it up, obviously, but nothing wrong with a woman who is still hot at 50, bringing it harder than she did when she was hot at 30, which is standard practice when the end is near, unless she is an actual vampire because her looking this good makes no sense to me.

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Her posing with cats does make sense to me, because there’s a reddit for girls who get photobombed when taking nudes by their cats….these are some non-nude selects because I run a SAFE for work operation here.

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2020

13

Jan

Inka Williams Wet See Through Shirt of the Day

Inka Williams See Through Nipples

The most amazing thing this site has taught me in recent years is that you’re all a bunch of fucking weirdos.

I posted this Inka Williams girl, who I guess is some instagram sensation turned “legit” model because modeling agencies like to cast girls from social media for their campaigns now that finding girls in the mall at 15 is both illegal, shit will get you arrested, but more importantly, girls in malls are all 500 fucking pounds on motorized scooters as hot chicks shop online, don’t leave the house except to meet their sugar dads and to take IG pics for their social media.

But anyway, Inka Williams, who I said was hot….got a massive backlash about how young she looks or that she looks like a little boy…calling me out as a pedo for posting pics of an over 18 year old skinny babe…you’re all fucking nuts. To hate on this girl is just more evidence that you’re a fag. Go back to your tranny porn you fist your asshole to until you get pink eye.

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2020

13

Jan

Kaia Gerber Bikini in Miami of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikini Miami

Kaia Gerber is one of the most recent “she just turned 18” but her parents have been whoring her out for a few years…to “make it as a model”….or maybe it was on some Hollywood Pedophile ring like she was Hayden Panettiere (I remember that story all too well, google it)….

She’s out here in a bikini, showing off that Cindy Crawford’s vagina made body, and thanks to being skinny because there was no way a vain cunt like Cindy Crawford would have a fatty, so they’ve policed her diet and workout regime like the stage parent she obviously is….and we like skinny.

A trained whore…coached by the best whore…I mean Cindy Crawford was a huge fucking deal.

The bikini in bed selfie pics, hilarious clickbait….all these girls just want to be jerked off to while pretending they don’t want to be jerked off to…especially if you’re Harvey Weinstein 20 years ago.

It’s all so dumb and obvious but girl looks good and that’s what matters in a world that is so ugly.

Kaia Gerber Bikini Miami


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2020

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Upskirt of the Day

Bella Thorne Upskirt Panty Flash

Bella Thorne reminds me of when Disney kids are let out of their cages and faced with what pop culture actually is. You know given their own money once the MICKEY ears are taken off and now exposed to all that that porn, sleaze, prescription pill use….and other great things the young people are into and doing….it’s almost like an Amish on Rumspringa deciding to become a stripper or prostitute instead of going back to Amish land…but the Happiest place on earth version. It’s weird…but here’s her ass before she culturally appropriates the Caribbeans by stealing their dance like they were a College Cafeteria trying to serve BUTTER CHICKEN…those cultural appropriators…only with more twerking.


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2020

13

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Angry in a Bikini of the Day

Behati Prinsloo Angry in a Bikini

Behati Prinsloo has tricked everyone, she tricked Victoria’s Secret into making her a model even though she’s nothing special but more importantly she also tricked Adam Levine into thinking he’s straight….or at least helped trick the public into thinking that Adam Levine is straight, despite having heard his music (not by choice) and realizing that there’s no fucking way that’s not a man who likes his asshole filled….by other men.

I HATE everything Maroon 5, so the fact that they are “radio” friendly over played shit makes me hate the pussy he puts his dick, or at least a turkey baster filled with his sperm, that’s as hetero as he goes.

Or he could just be a pansy ass rich kid from LA who wanted to start a band, and figured the best beard is one from Victoria’s Secret, the obvious, standard, even basic fucking option for a mainstream cookie cutter pile of shit like him….

We call this picture…when a Victoria’s Secret model sells her soul and dies.

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2020

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch

I will forever be amazed that Ashley Tisdale was ever considered hot. It is one of those marketing hustles that brain washes people into thinking something is better than it is, because that’s what marketing does. It lies to you and makes you a believer. It applies to movies, products, and pussy.

So when Disney, the evil empire that owns the entertainment industry, as well as the worst streaming app in the history of streaming apps, decided that the 25 year old mutant face would be one of their High School Musical shit, despite being 25…they decided to package her as some hotness…

Eventually, people realized that was a lie….or maybe they didn’t but the show ended and she was put out to pasture where she continues to be a Disney Castmember in all her happy dancey lameness…but even worse is her husband in the background who’s about this cheesy fucking life…unless that isn’t her husband…either way embarassing people…victims of Disney….

This is what happens when adults play child stars, they aren’t broken enough to kill themselves, but instead they dance.

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2020

13

Jan

Billie Eilish Wet Tits Cause she’s 18 of the Day

Sexualizing Billie Eilish cause she’s finally 18 was the alternate title (it was her birthday) , but I don’t like sexualizing shit.

I know there are people out there who are into sexualizing shit. Either watching a girl shit, seeing the stool penetrate and stretch an anus out as it falls into the toilet, or on the sick fuck’s chest….then there’s the people who make art with their own feces…nature’s homemade brown tones….the whole thing makes me sick…it’s just not my thing…

Billie Eilish, the boy wonder, is just not my thing either…and pretty much the equivalent to shit.

I realize that she was created as some “next big thing” and that she makes money for her agents and management because people are drawn to her. I know she’s making fucking money but I don’t like that whole vibe, her whole look….but maybe now that she’s 18…I’ll take a different approach and dive into jerking off to her ass in bike shorts…because this is what pop culture is giving us, I guess I’ll take it.

Here she is in some tight shorts fucking the floor in her music video
Billie Eillish Tight Yoga Shorts Ass Ocean eyes

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