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2020

13

Jan

Ashlee Simpson’s Tits on Vacation of the Day

Ashlee Simpson posted a pretty seductive picture of her tits in a bikini top like the celebrity sister looking for attention that she probably is.

Forced to become a mom of two with various men, because her music career ended with a public lip sync on SNL back when people watched SNL that went viral.

The big chin in the family, who was never quite hot, but was hot enough as the sister who got to mooch off the success of her sister, and who is now with Diana Ross’ son is out here looking like all the other 40 year old fat women on the beaches of the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC looking for one of the locals working the All Inclusive resort she’s at to knock her up because her BIOLOGICAL CLOCK is ticking. You know that whole aura and allure of being in paradise is made better when some big black cock working the bar is ready to cum up inside a fat unwanted at home bitch who is tired of being depressed. These guys who come in strong and fast knowing that the trip is only 10 days and they put it on hard and heave pretending to be the dream man, with no intention of going home with the bitch, and every intention to play it up for monthly payouts from these desperate women who carried their child to term.

Lonely middle of the road fat white girls that go to an all inclusive vacation and leaves pregnant….that’s what this bitch is channelling, only her black babies are only 1/4 black with a legendary grandma…a little different approach but same fucking vibes.

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2020

13

Jan

AnnaSophia Robb Swimsuit of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb along with having a dumb double name turned into a single name, is also a girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that you probably got excited for the day she turned 18….

You may remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm to a shark befoe finding Jesus…the worst movie ever.

She was also in the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women in my building’s basement…using some old dairy farm equipment….but luckily that only lasted a year…probably a very horrible and humilating year despite the paychecks…

She’s now back to bikinis / bathing suits because that’s where her talent lie…or at least where she gets praised.

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2020

13

Jan

Amber Heard is Nasty of the Day

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I cant wait to hear how Amber Heard tries to blame her broken foot on Johnny Depp.

Here she is looking like Charlize Theron’s stunt double on Monster (2nd Monster Reference of the Day)

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2020

13

Jan

All the Tits at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day

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The Critics Choice awards happened and for some reason, I wasn’t invited.

I sometimes think about what the fuck I am, you know when the bank asks me what my profession is for that credit card application. I am not a writer, I don’t know how to write. I am not a web publisher, I barely know how to write an email. I am not a web entrepreneur because I am not a billionaire and really have no actual business. I am not a comedian because I am not funny. I update a blog, but is “blogger” a profession. Instagram has rebranded “bloggers’ to be people who take pics of their outfits of instagram.

I just live in no man’s land, but if I was anything, it’d be a critic because I love to criticize and not constructively. So I should have been invited…not that I would go. Not that award shows matter, I don’t even know if this one was even a show, or televised since TV is dead…but it brought out sluts…and here’s that round-up.

Anne Hathaway with her big princess bride tits

Charlize Theron hasn’t looked this good since MONSTER….

Florence PUGH looking for Zach Braff

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Does J.Lo have any other poses ?

Joey King protecting herself from the Aliens with the tin foil outfit- smart.

Kate Beckinsale prepared for this event with a deep pussy stretch..

Dude Margaret Qualley is so not hot..

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Nicole Kidman’s stand in wax figure attended..

Rachel Brosnahn is a tangerine dream

Saoirse Ronan not see through enough..

Lucy Hale will be staring as Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie by Johnny Depp about his Glove.. Rumour Mill!

Zendaya is hot

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2020

13

Jan

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

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Minka Kelly is one of these barely-a-celebrity – celebrities that I totally missed the boat on.

Meaning that when she was not 39 years old and in her prime, you know back when she was sucking dick to get into movie and TV roles that she probably didn’t consider sucking dick to get into those jobs, they never do….I had no idea who she was and still don’t.

WHICH ONE IS SHE IN THIS PIC? SERIOUSLY

She was born to Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay and a groupie mom. I have no idea if her dad was in her life or if it was more of a sperm donation situation. She worked for a plastic surgeon who was going to give her tits instead of a paycheck, to which she said “No thanks, I have my own tits” and the rest is history.

She want on to be on tv shows I’ve never seen and a Maroon 5 video I’ve never seen and I just know that people are excited by her and here is her old ass tits in a bikini, even though they’ve been cum on by Derek Jeter between 2008 and 2011 and his sperm is toxic..a medical biohazard thanks to living that good life.

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2020

13

Jan

Jessica Lee Buchanan Posing with Wild Cats of the Day

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Her name JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN. She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit, or maybe because of the high AIDS rate, or maybe because of SHARKS, or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out his girlfriend….or maybe it’s just the beauty of the country, the women, the South African experience…BUSH MEAT…I don’t know…but this is a photoshoot of her and some wild cats doing some Blonde Bombshell of the 1960s style shoo you’d expect to find in your grandfather’s porn box after he died. Is this Bridget Bardot? Who fucking knows but more importantly…who cares.’

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2020

13

Jan

Rita Ora’s Ass Out in Some Thong of the Day

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This happened 3 days ago, but I am a dinosaur and I don’t believe in the 24 hour news cycle, at least not for this site, there is only so much time a man can spend on a computer updating a dumb website, when there are so many sluts producing slut content on their slut channels, to keep on top of like I was a housewife and those nudes were my Soap Opera….not to mention, the internet bores me, I am desensitized, I hate social media, and I am really into staring at the fucking wall in my downtime, thinking of literally nothing, much like a stroke patient who had one too many strokes, which could be the case, I am that age….

That said, I don’t think posting pics of Rita Ora filming something with her ass out in a thong that is tree days old is that big of a deal, not because Rita Ora isn’t a big deal, as the sort of uninteresting character who presents herself as a popstar despite having never heard one of her songs or seen one of her videos. Not quite an enigma, but more of a digital marketer who understands that being seen in important places makes people think she’s important and in turn that gets her paid….but this may be that video, the one video she does that we do see, if it’s as good as the Behind the Scenes or as the industry people would call it…the “BTS”….

I will stare at any big ass in a thong on any girl…but it seems so much more high profile when it’s on Rita Ora….you know because she knows famous people…or maybe because they paid the paparazzi to be there. either way. Hot.

Here is her nude selfie and some shots of her big tits in a nude bra

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2020

13

Jan

Dance Rehearsal Interrupted and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man Beating Young Guy with a Cane

Cops Unloading Full Clip on Homeless guy

Happy Wife Happy Life

Naked Animal Rights Protest

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2020

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know more important things are going on in the world, like commercial airlines are being shot down when flying out of Iran killing passengers and making Iran a less desirable place to travel than it was…because I know on my BUCKET LIST flying into IRAN flying COACH was right up there with Chernobyl…I can’t even watch Desert Storm era moves…the last thing I’m doing it flying out there for some HUMMUS…

While cancelling my IRAN travel plans, I accidentally watched a Goldie Hawn movie from the 60s that won her an oscar….basically she’s fucking an old dentist who pretends he’s married despite being a bachelor and he gets his assistant to play his wife only for them to fall in love like it was the Adam Sandler movie based on the same story…and from my perspective…if Goldie was to come up in another era…she’d never have been cast in movies, but rather in porn. She has the talent of a pornstar and she’s not even that hot…

POINT being…so many women with the potnential of being Goldie Hawn if they were around in the 60s, are now taking pics of their assholes for reddit and I am all about that progress. It’s more human, more simplistic, more BASIC needs….and it made for better entertainment than watching that Goldie Hawn movie…

Not that you care about what an agoraphobic obese man with a website does on the weekend in the confines of about 300 or less square feet….100 of which my wife takes up cuz she’s fat…

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2020

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The photographer of THIS POST (where the images have been deleted as per her request) wrote me this email:

You used my photos when treating slut models. One is insult online and two is a big problem in terms of rights. please remove this article upon receipt of this message otherwise you will have to deal with justice.

To which I responded:

Justice, like the band?

I have dealt with them before because that songs of theirs is D.A.N.C.E was EVERYWHERE.

Tell them I say hi. Vivre Le France.

That said, I always treat slut models, usually to ice cream because I love sluts and sluts like ice cream.

I am a feminist and believe in equal opportunity ice cream.

I will remove article in the next 10 minutes because I am respectful of your request, but also because I am masturbating to them one last time. Naked girls! I mean! In fact I like that you’re asking me to take them down. It’s like I’m a bad boy, tell me I’m a bad boy who needs to be spanking….

That said, I thought you would like free marketing services for your photography that I provided.

With love

Jesus Martinez

I don’t tell you how to take pictures, don’t tell me how to write, cunt.

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